Forget Skyhooks, I say. Consider the Stones who are celebrating 50 years on stage.
And don’t they look it – being a drug addict may keep you skinny but it doesn’t do much for youthful looks.
But Emmo could easily rework one of the Stones’ Classics along these lines:
I can’t get no voter traction
I can’t get no nice reaction
‘Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no
When I’m ridin’ round the world
And I’m doin’ this and I’m signing that
And I’m tryin’ to make some voter
Who tells me Emmo better come back later next week
‘Cause you see I’m on a losing streak
I can’t get no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that’s what I say
And this time, get a proper Karaoke track and give up the pretend dancing.
I’m wondering whether all Parliamentarians should switch to music: Arias without Notice; Second Reading Song, Budget Seranade.
It would have to make politics more interesting than it is currently.