What will Julia do next?

Sportsbet has a new market.

Notice that “Continue as Prime Minister after the election” isn’t on the list.

(HT: Noodle)

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50 Responses to What will Julia do next?

  1. Infidel Tiger

    2-6 in Bandyup would be nice.

  2. Chris

    With a bit of a bet Gillard could make a lot of money as a hairdresser :-)

  3. They should have “media commentator” on the list. Her bogan accent would go down a treat on Q&A.

    If Mark Latham can get a gig in media, anyone can.

  4. Mark

    “Die” of shame should be on there.

    Yes. I did go there.

    Or maybe promise another budget surplus…..

  5. Gab

    Yeah, she’ll write her “memwoires” for sure.

    Really don’t care what does as long as we don’t have to see or hear from her ever again.

  6. Pedro

    She won’t marry tim, inconsistant with the call to arms for the sisterhood.

  7. johno

    What is more embarrassing?

    ‘Continuing as PM’ not being on the list or ‘Continuing as PM’ being on the list but at a price well in excess of ‘Becoming a hairdresser’.

  8. C.L.

    5 big Julia Gillard lies proven

    A vomitous trip down memory lane:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCNYb3XWVTE

  9. Gab

    Will Tim really stick around once gillard is no longer PM? Don’t think so.

  10. Tal

    Her book will be a work of fiction you can bet on that

  11. Steve of Glasshouse

    I’ve been waiting for the betting market to start a book on Ms Gillard. I’d put my money on a wedding. Timmy will spring it on her either Christmas Day or New Years’.

  12. C.L.

    By the way, in what sense and for what reason is Julia Gillard being described today as “on leave”?

    WTF?

    Since when do national leaders go “on leave”?

  13. Jannie

    Slater & Gordon (partner majority) probably rue the day she ever darkened their doorstep, despite naming a conference room after her. Their dislike of her may yet intensify in 2013, when we get back to the matter of trying to get some answers from her about the slush fund scandal.

    I think emigration is not so unlikely. She is looking well qualified to take on responsibility for media advice to the British Labour Party.

  14. Rousie

    I’d multi Tim doing the dash into Jules & Emmo taking a walk down memory lane. He is perfectly smitten

  15. Weeny

    Theymwouldn,t put “Tell a Lie” because it would be the unbackable favourite and a dead cert.

  16. Toiling Mass

    She won’t be the only one writing memwarz. There will be a hefty gang of ex-Labor-MPs needing to distance themselves from the disastrous Gillard Years. (“Was it only years? Somehow it seemed quite longer!”) They will be needing to position themselves for post-governmental work requiring no actual skills.

  17. Paul

    Take up a position at the UN involving wealth redistribution through the provision of advice (just advice, you can’t prove anything!) on setting up a reform association.

  18. Carpe Jugulum

    Takes on new career as Luchadore in Mexico.

  19. larrikin

    Making Victorian number plates – the slush fund state

  20. manalive

    Accepts the role of “The Freak” in a revival of the TV soap opera Prisoner.

  21. candy

    More cash handouts for Australians?

  22. TonyO

    Should “Doing time in the big house” be on the list??

  23. Cold-Hands

    autobiography*

    *ghost written by McTernan
    FTFY

  24. Rabz

    I’m with Gab – as long as I never have to see or hear of her again, she can end up penniless and the gutter*, for all I could care.

    Just get our of our lives, FFS.

    *The joan unsworth kirner option.

  25. Do you mean it’s safe to turn on the tele’ and watch the New’s? Without a sick bucket?

  26. SteveC

    That book looks like taking candy from a baby (from Sportbets point of view). the most likely result is none of the above, because it has to happen in 2013, after the election. If the election is as late as october/november, then assuming she doesn’t win, she is unlikely to do very little in the rest of 2013. A clever way for sportsbet to fleece the punters.

    I was also curious about the lack of support for november as election month – I have always though they would go as late as possible, given the polling.

  27. Andrew

    Instead of Emigrate to another country, it should say, “Be Deported to another country”. More fair and reasonable.

  28. Cold-Hands

    I was also curious about the lack of support for november as election month – I have always though they would go as late as possible, given the polling.

    SteveC, a November election means campaigning through October. The voters will not be impressed with a PM who stuffs up the final season and Spring Carnival and would be unreceptive to her blandishments. Given a choice between watching the Grand Final or TLS, the match would win every time. Ditto studying the Melbourne Cup field.

  29. johno

    November election means campaigning through October. The voters will not be impressed with a PM who stuffs up the final season and Spring Carnival and would be unreceptive to her blandishments. Given a choice between watching the Grand Final or TLS, the match would win every time. Ditto studying the Melbourne Cup field

    Cold-Hands, a differnt view is that she will want as many distractions as possible during an election campaign to hide behind. Coupled with the old adage of hanging on for as long as possible to see what turns up, suggests a November election is likely.

    It’s a horrible thought that we may have close to a year of misery and BS from her cheer squad before we can be rid of this pestilance.

  30. Mk50 of Brisbane

    Gab, that’s pronounced mumwaaaahz (with a rising inflection) in Juliarian bogantongue.

    And become Tim’s wife whore?*

    Emily’s List would wet themselves.

    *Juliar’s comparison, not mine!

  31. Gab

    Interesting topic question…but shouldn’t it be “who” instead of “what”?

    :lol:

  32. G Stevo

    What about “How long after the next election will “the Hairdresser” be flicked?

  33. Mick Gold Coast QLD

    “penniless and the gutter”

    I’m sending Rabz the rent money to drop on the daily double for me at the TAB next time he’s there.

  34. Pickles

    She’ll be the member for whatever she is now. They’ll keep electing her and she won’t pull the pin. She’s at the top of the heap and the bottom all at once.

  35. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.

    Good odds she’d head into Obama’s marriage for some upkeep of the kudos. It’s in her skillset. She could start as some sort of adviser as he throws her a kindly bone in the US to help her out. Sorta like an ‘intern’ only more prestigious; end result the same though.

  36. Lazlo

    because it has to happen in 2013

    Manna from heaven. Approaching the finish line at last.

  37. H B Bear

    Australia’s First Mousse Salesman should be sharpening up his blow drying skills not sitting around in the shed watching the cricket all day.

  38. SteveC

    SteveC, a November election means campaigning through October

    Isn’t the finals season September?

  39. Cold-Hands

    Election campaigns from the issuing of the writs to the actual polls generally run just over a calendar month in duration, so depending on when the poll is actually called for, campaigning for a November poll should miss the final season. This year the finals were pushed into October because of the Olympics and this influenced my earlier answer.

  40. Steve of Ferny Hills

    None of the above.

    Hit on married man number x?

  41. Kruddler

    Where’s Rove McManus when you need him??

  42. Bruce J

    How about a wedding in February and a March election?

  43. Lew

    G Stevo,he’s going to be difficult to flick,he’s been very publically shacked up with The Slapper for a lot longer than the requisite two years and that entitles him to half of everything she’s managed to squirrel away including her nice fat indexed super.Timmmeee’s on a good thing and I’ll reckon he’ll stick to it.

  44. Pickles

    Yes Lew, hats of to the first bloke.
    He’s played her like a second hand kazoo. Fully found, lots of free rides, unfettered access to one of the nation’s best wine cellars, lord and master of the remote in daylight hours.

  45. Jo-Ann Markowski

    How about serving time in jail for fraud, and committing treason like the rest of use might have to do if we had done what she has!

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