On (not) killing CEOs and lobbyists
Let us say clearly, this is not a call to undertake assassinations of the elite scum who are pillaging the planet and enslaving the populace—but not because we think that is a bad idea.
And it’s also not because we think killing CEOs and lobbyists is negative PR either. In fact, most everyone hates these creeps,and many would applaud their demise. Some would even be so enthusiastic as to make a bid on the assassin’s old underwearif given the chance in a government auction, as we found out last year, when the State sold off Ted’s personal belongings tofurther enrich the family of Unabomber victim Thomas J. Mosser, executive of corporate marketing giants Burson Marsteller.[See EF!J Vol. 31, #2]
We are not calling for the assassinations of CEOs and lobbyists primarily because those assholes are disposable and replaced with relative ease. Whereas eco-revolutionaries like us are still far and few between, and someone getting popped on that sort of charge it could pull them out of the game for a long time.
So instead, until the police state and prison industrial complex is weakened, thus leveling the battlefield a bit more, we propose a campaign of “prank assassinations.”
This involves various acts intended to let people know they are vulnerable, and well hated—even that we wish they were dead.These could range from the classics, like flaming-shit-on-the doorstep or a strategically placed dollar bill covered in turd on the facedown side, to the new fangled hacker-style shit all up in their internet profiles, and a million things in between… (of course,the more feces the more better.. just remember security culture, and use non-identifiable scat.)
So this splinter group EAT(it) – Eco Assassination Team (in training) – will refrain from actually murdering people because they reckon they’ll get caught and go to prison. So much for the argument that prison, especially long prison terms, isn’t a deterrent against crime.
Anyway read the whole thing – see their hit list.