Open Forum: January 19, 2013

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  1. Carpe Jugulum

    Yippee. Come to daddy.

    Even more yippee – i still get paid on Oz dollars.

  2. Splatacrobat

    Oops. Perris not a member of the ALP

    Unfuckingbelievable!

    Maybe there is still hope for Mal Meninga

  3. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.

    This sort of stuff builds character in women.

    And would generate a quick night on the sofa for HIA and a diamond-studded apology to Lizzie, Chez Nous. I have pointed out before how your wife is a true angel, JC. Some women are. Not me though.

    I am a bad character. Who likes cushions.

  4. Splatacrobat

    Abbott should draft Warren Mundine as a senate candidate in the NT then it could be like during the cold war when the Ruskies and Americans fought culture wars by proxy through satellite countries.

  5. Tracey

    I hope Warren Mundine joins the Liberal party. What a slap in the face for him from The Slapper.

  6. Steve of Ferny Hills

    Captain’s pick. Why do I immediately think of Larry Pickering?

  7. Gab

    I was going to say gillard would apply the Kiwi Nugget™ to her own mother if it meant more votes but decided not to say that in case it would be judged a racist comment.

  8. C.L.

    The incumbent must be a really big fan of Gillard. Not.

    She thought her vagina guaranteed her employment in the Senate for life.

    But she forgot that an Aborigine with a vagina trumps that, hands down.

  9. C.L.

    Bolt makes the case – the obvious, undeniable case – that Gillard has acted illegally in dumping Senator Crossin.

  10. Rabz

    you are an ugly bespectacled fat man

    Disgraceful.

    You’d never witness such an abominable level of discourse on this blog, I tells ya!

  11. papachango

    But she forgot that an Aborigine with a vagina trumps that, hands down.

    A lesbian Aborigine with a vagina who has converted to Islam would surely be untouchable, then?

  12. JC

    I don’t get it. Was Crossin a sitting senator? If so how could the Lying Slapper dump her?

  13. Splatacrobat

    Captain’s pick.

    Hmmmmm Judging by her previous picks no one she has ever cast a gaze on with a glad eye would be fit to even carry the drinks in a backyard cricket match.

  14. JC

    Got it. This is for the next election.

  15. entropy

    Someone suggested Abbott replace the clothes horse with Noel Pearson as GG. I am thinking it would be even more delicious to appoint Warren Mundine.

  16. Pedro

    “But she forgot that an Aborigine with a vagina trumps that, hands down”

    Emily’s blacklist anyone?

  17. nic

    A lesbian Aborigine with a vagina who has converted to Islam would surely be untouchable, then?

    No, a dsiabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam is the trump.

  18. Rabz

    A lesbian Aborigine with a vagina who has converted to Islam would surely be untouchable, then?

    Throw in a disability and a previous career as a truck driver and you have the holy grail of victimology.

  19. Tintarella di Luna

    Trish Crossing boned by a kneebone.

  20. Tintarella di Luna

    That’s Crossin – I was thinking about Gillard and Crossing the Line

  21. Splatacrobat

    She could have done better by drafting Anthony Mundine.
    At least then she could have sealed a trifecta of minorities: Aboriginal, Muslim, and a big girls blouse.

  22. C.L.

    No, a dsiabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam is the trump.

    A disabled lesbian Aborigine who has converted to Islam – AND who was stolen.

  23. Tracey

    Relax people. There’s still plenty of time for Nova to come out.

  24. entropy

    More importantly that any of this fluff, the entire collection of Leisure Suit Larry is now available for Win7 and OSX.

  25. Gab

    No, a disabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam with a previous career as a truck driver and now has a BA in Humanities is the Royal Flush.

  26. Tintarella di Luna

    Oh Gab
    Is this the real Gab? – Beautiful

  27. Gab

    Ha! I wish!! No, Tinta, it’s the most beautiful Rita Hayworth.

  28. Tintarella di Luna

    Isn’t she though good pick Cap’n

  29. Token

    A disabled lesbian Aborigine who has converted to Islam – AND who was stolen

    Wait a minute guys, it is time you move into the 21st century with your thinking.

    Whose to say Julie Crossin doesn’t take the Eatock 9 approach and claim she is all that?

    I’d love to see the Labor politicians carpet bomb her and call her a liar like they did Rudd after that announcement. You can bet they’d be brave enough to do it*

    * under the protection of the coward’s castle

  30. Gab

    So what else has gillard got cooking in terms of the race card as Australia Day nears?

  31. Bear Necessities

    a disabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam with a previous career as a truck driver and now has a BA in Humanities is the Royal Flush.

    Climate change must be in the mix as well.

  32. Tom

    I’d love to see the Labor politicians carpet bomb her

    Crossin has gone full retard, suggesting to me that Gillard has again shown poor political judgement and has started an internal party civil war in an election year.

  33. JC

    Crossin has gone full retard, suggesting to me that Gillard has again shown poor political judgement and has started an internal party civil war in an election year

    I’m shocked.She really is a mendacious bumbling first rate moron.

    Steddman is too good for her.

  34. Tom

    Bear Necessities, are you Humphrey’s brother? Welcome to the cauldron.

  35. JC

    Bear Necessities, are you Humphrey’s brother? Welcome to the cauldron.

    Wow, it’s a good time to be aboriginal,partial or even one of those pretendi ones. You literally get fawned over by the left.

    Thank god I from the Olympic Dam tribe.

  36. Bear Necessities

    I’m related to the Bundy Bear. Humphrey was too much of a goody too shoes and never spread his TV wealth to us Moocher Bears. I’m a bitter clinger to my Bundy Rum.

  37. Gab

    a disabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam with a previous career as a truck driver and has a BA in Humanities whose middle name is Gaia and peer reviews IPCC submissions is the Royal Flush.

    They ya go, Bear N.

  38. JC

    Lol

    Who the fuck are these morons kidding.

    Iran is set to unveil a new “space observatory” that will serve as the centerpiece of its space program, and may launch “living creatures” into orbit “in the coming days,” according to state-run media reports.

    The new space base will act as headquarters from which the Iranian military can monitor Tehran’s future “expeditionary space missions,” according to Iran’s defense minister, who was quoted Monday in Iran’s Fars News Agency.

    http://freebeacon.com/mullahs-in-space/

  39. papachango

    a disabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam with a previous career as a truck driver and has a BA in Humanities

    lol… except I can think of at least one black lesbian Muslim with a humanities degree who is widely hated by the left.

  40. squawkbox

    Sorry, the ex-truck driver bit would disqualify this otherwise ideal hypothetical candidate. Truck driving is productive work, which is not well received in the modern ALP.

  41. Carpe Jugulum

    a disabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam with a previous career as a truck driver and has a BA in Humanities whose middle name is Gaia and peer reviews IPCC submissions is the Royal Flush.

    They ya go, Bear N.

    But wait there’s more…

    Yet, still lives as a “traditional” aboriginal, organises LGBTI knitting circles and named her children Nungunal, Daktari and Fleur.

  42. Gab

    …and is married to a transgender.

  43. Tel

    JC: Look at that space report, I would guess the opium harvest in Afghanistan was a bumper this year.

  44. H B Bear

    Another Gillard masterstroke.

  45. Carpe Jugulum

    and is married to a transgender.

    who is a survivor of abuse in a church institution and a dwarf. :P

  46. Huckleberry Chunkwot

    On a completely different note, what the hell has happened to Prof Bunyip?
    It has been 3 weeks since he last posted without giving any indication that he was going away.
    I hope that all is well at the billabong.

  47. Gab

    She survived abuse by a dwarf that took place in a church???

  48. Carpe Jugulum

    She survived abuse by a dwarf that took place in a church

    It’s the ALP, nothing would suprise me.

    What that means the ideal candidate is married to an abused tranny dwarf.

    If only one of them had a limp, it would be the ideal candidate.

  49. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.

    Huck, good Prof Bunyip did say he would be away for certain periods this year, but I too hope he is just having a rest and at the same time sorting out some more leftie nonsense to skewer for us when he is ready.

  50. Splatacrobat

    But wait there’s more…

    Lets not exclude the possibility of them being an amputee with tourettes whilst promoting the furry lifestyle.

    “Fuck it’s hot in this Will E Coyote suit trying to turn pages of hansard with a mechanical fucking hand!”

  51. Carpe Jugulum

    So to identify the ideal ALP Senate candidate they would be;

    a disabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam with a previous career as a truck driver and has a BA in Humanities whose middle name is Gaia and peer reviews IPCC submissions.

    Yet, still lives as a “traditional” aboriginal, organises LGBTI knitting circles and named her children Nungunal, Daktari and Fleur.

    married to a transgender.who is a survivor of abuse in a church institution and a dwarf

    Who may or may not have a limp.

  52. Abu Chowdah

    Needs to have been a union rep.

  53. nilk

    Okay, so who’s going to write the grant application for the new opera?

    No No Nova could be a working title until someone comes up with something better.

  54. Gab

    Heh. I was just thinking “where’s IT in all this?” And up he pops.

  55. Mick Gold Coast QLD

    “Mzzzzzzzz Macklin said recipients were forced to meet strict criteria to claim the disability pension.

    “People do not qualify for the disability support pension because they are illiterate,” the spokeswoman said. “To be eligible for the disability support pension a person must have a permanent disability or medical conditions that make them unable to work.”

    I understand. My next question is how does the gummint determine if a sponger suffers “a permanent disability or medical conditions”?

    They wouldn’t rely on a doctor’s medical certificate would they? A friendly doctor like, y’ know, the ones who attested to chronic back injuries gifted in those 2 mile an hour rear end car collision insurance claims that were fashionable a few years back? With all members of migrant families similarly affected in the same accident?

    They’re a bit like immigration department public servants these doctors – if they’re not meeting their quota of processed scammers (or illegals) then there goes their job – no more income.

  56. nilk

    @Mick. Paging Dr. Howlong….

  57. Sinclair Davidson

    I was in contact with the Bunyip last week and he indicated he’d be away until February at the earliest. Retired Professors work just as hard, if not harder, than the non-retired Professors.

  58. kae

    … survived abuse by a dwarf in a pie shop…

  59. Steve of Ferny Hills

    How to burn $15 million.

    I can’t see any downside to this debacle.

  60. Tal

    Working at the golf course Sinc?

  61. Mick Gold Coast QLD

    “This sort of stuff builds character in women.”

    Call the counsellors – JC is courting death by cop wife!

  62. Gab

    survived abuse by a dwarf in a pie shop.

    lol

  63. kae

    Yesterday a car was stolen at Helensvale, Qld.
    A man stopped to assist a woman in a car which it seemed had broken down. Two men of islander appearance jumped him and stole his one month old limited edition Holden ute.

    On the news just now another car stolen at Carina in Brisbane and driven to Gailes after side swiping other vehicles. The occupants tried to carjack another car but the owner managed to stop them. The carjackers were of indigenous appearance. (God, it’s useless searching the TEN news site.)

    I don’t know what tribe they’re from, but they should be made members of the Correctional Centre Tribe.

  64. Carpe Jugulum

    survived abuse by a dwarf in a pie shop…

    I concede my befeat. ;)

  65. Tracey

    Masterful kae. Not only my hat, but my whole head is off to you.

  66. C.L.

    So to identify the ideal ALP Senate candidate they would be;

    a disabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam with a previous career as a truck driver and has a BA in Humanities whose middle name is Gaia and peer reviews IPCC submissions.

    Yet, still lives as a “traditional” aboriginal, organises LGBTI knitting circles and named her children Nungunal, Daktari and Fleur.

    married to a transgender.who is a survivor of abuse in a church institution and a dwarf

    Who may or may not have a limp.

    She was also STOLEN.

  67. Dianne

    Another photo op for the PM…I saw posted elsewhere that Senate seats are now becoming the equivalent of a baggy green cap. Whilst there is some truth in that, as a Territorian I can say quite comfortably that this is another own goal.

  68. Carpe Jugulum

    Ok – the ALP Candidate for the Senate MUST BE;

    a disabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam with a previous career as a truck driver and has a BA in Humanities whose middle name is Gaia and peer reviews IPCC submissions.

    Yet, still lives as a “traditional” aboriginal, organises LGBTI knitting circles and named her children Nungunal, Daktari and Fleur.

    married to a transgender.who is a survivor of abuse in a church institution and a dwarf

    Who may or may not have a limp.

    who also survived abuse by a dwarf in a pie shop.

    and, thank you Abu & IT

    Was a cfmeu shop stupid in a wheelchair with flat tires and smelled like wee because the fully organinc wheat free soy based vegan taco clogged the wheels.

    Anything else troops?

  69. Splatacrobat

    Someone should ask Harry Jenkins what he thinks about the latest shit sandwich his fearless leader has served up to one of his colleagues?

    You think she would have learnt her lesson after the mussel man debacle.

  70. Carpe Jugulum

    She was also STOLEN.

    NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  71. kae

    Gab

    Only dwarf I could think of.

  72. Gab

    Go on, work stolen into the job description, Carpe diem.

  73. Gab

    It was very subtle and very clever, Kae.

  74. kae

    Apologies, that was an oompa-loompa in the pie shop.

  75. Mick Gold Coast QLD

    ” She was also STOLEN.

    NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

    Oh tell me it ain’t so! Please.

    What a bloody farce – why didn’t the Lying Slapper simply find a couple of spots to instal Anthony Mundine and Cathy Freeman so we could laugh for a month and a half.

    What’s with the now traditional Australia Day stunts? Unbelievable.

  76. Rousie

    Have an earlier comment in mod where the transgender also held a prior conviction for a certain kind of trafficking

  77. stackja

    Gillard’s backbone was stolen.

  78. Carpe Jugulum

    You people are killing me, so the ALP Candidate for the Senate MUST be;

    a disabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam with a previous career as a truck driver and has a BA in Humanities whose middle name is Gaia and peer reviews IPCC submissions.

    Yet, still lives as a “traditional” aboriginal, organises LGBTI knitting circles and named her children Nungunal, Daktari and Fleur.

    married to a transgender.who is a survivor of abuse in a church institution and a dwarf

    Who may or may not have a limp.

    who also survived abuse by a dwarf in a pie shop.

    and, thank you Abu & IT

    Was a cfmeu shop stupid in a wheelchair with flat tires and smelled like wee because the fully organinc wheat free soy based vegan taco clogged the wheels.

    Who as a young child was brutally captured in the night, nay, STOLEN, by pirates and subjected to the deprivations of the common tars in the foc’slele.

  79. Rabz

    Gillard’s backbone was stolen.

    Aren’t yabbies invertebrates?

  80. stackja

    This seems to sum it all up
    Dry Bones

    The toe bone connected to the heel bone,
    The heel bone connected to the foot bone,
    The foot bone connected to the leg bone,
    The leg bone connected to the knee bone,
    The knee bone connected to the thigh bone,
    The thigh bone connected to the back bone,
    The back bone connected to the neck bone,
    The neck bone connected to the head bone,
    The head bone connected to the neck bone,
    The neck bone connected to the back bone,
    The back bone connected to the thigh bone,
    The thigh bone connected to the knee bone,
    The knee bone connected to the leg bone,
    The leg bone connected to the foot bone,
    The foot bone connected to the heel bone,
    The heel bone connected to the toe bone,

  81. Adrien

    A double-act inauguration
    Of stupefying long duration
    Brought promises of left agenda:
    Obama on extended bender.

    Not bad. I haven’t listened to the inauguration altho’ I’m aware of a certain ecstasy among his devoted. Obama has a statue of Lincoln on his desk. So he admires the man who put down the founding stone of the imperial presidency. Since Carter (of course) there’s been an increasingly respected and powerful counterpoint to the authority both of the Justice Department and the SCOTUS. Reagan (of course) made it worse. Dubya was outta control. Obama’s been rained in by counter-movements attempting to reign in executive excess but now…

    He wants to be Great this guy, but so far he hasn’t been. The House won’t co-operate but the machinery tilts his way…

    I guess one has to give credit to Charles for raising them right.

    CL the aristocracy do not raise their own children. So naive.

  82. kae

    Yeah, Rabz.
    I don’t think she came with a spine.

  83. Infidel Tiger

    How to burn $15 million.

    I can’t see any downside to this debacle.

    Very funny. Lefties really are pockets on singlets.

  84. Carpe Jugulum

    A double-act inauguration
    Of stupefying long duration
    Brought promises of left agenda:
    Obama on extended bender.

    I found the best analysis to the Bronco Bama inauguration poem was on Twitchy.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    This poem doesn’t rhyme
    So get me a beer

  85. JC

    a disabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam with a previous career as a truck driver and has a BA in Humanities whose middle name is Gaia and peer reviews IPCC submissions.

    Yet, still lives as a “traditional” aboriginal, organises LGBTI knitting circles and named her children Nungunal, Daktari and Fleur.

    married to a transgender.who is a survivor of abuse in a church institution and a dwarf

    Who may or may not have a limp.

    who also survived abuse by a dwarf in a pie shop.

    and was fucking stolen.

    How can you people forget that.

  86. Carpe Jugulum

    JC – i did stolen

    You people are merciless.

    Who as a young child was brutally captured in the night, nay, STOLEN, by pirates and subjected to the deprivations of the common tars in the foc’slele.

  87. Entropy


    How to burn $15 million.

    I can’t see any downside to this debacle.

    Steve of Ferny Hills
    22 Jan 13 at 6:33 pm


    Where is Attard working now, dare I ask?

  88. JC

    oops… okay sorry. Stolen has to be part of the provenance.

    How about dad getting killed in a car accident when young?

  89. blogstrop

    At last, the real Gab. Sweet!

  90. Bear Necessities

    Gillard’s backbone was stolen.

    She now has a Kneebone. Boom!!!! Tish.

  91. Infidel Tiger

    Where is Attard working now, dare I ask?

    Hopefully washing windscreens at traffic lights.

  92. kae

    Wait, wait, wait.

    … landlord threw them out and she lived in a car….

  93. Carpe Jugulum

    Fine, OK – JC, the criteria just got tougher;

    So a Senate candidate MUST be;

    a disabled lesbian aborigine who has converted to Islam with a previous career as a truck driver and has a BA in Humanities whose middle name is Gaia and peer reviews IPCC submissions.

    Yet, still lives as a “traditional” aboriginal, organises LGBTI knitting circles and named her children Nungunal, Daktari and Fleur.

    married to a transgender.who is a survivor of abuse in a church institution and a dwarf

    Who may or may not have a limp.

    who also survived abuse by a dwarf in a pie shop.

    Was a cfmeu shop stupid in a wheelchair with flat tires and smelled like wee because the fully organinc wheat free soy based vegan taco clogged the wheels.

    Who as a young child was brutally captured in the night, nay, STOLEN, by pirates and subjected to the deprivations of the common tars in the foc’slele.

    Unfortunately the wheelchair bound parent was the victim of their own diet when the flat tyres on the ‘tofu’ chair slowed the vehicle to a point where the mass of a B Double turned the parent from their traditional name of Manawhealnut to their burial name of Shitaflatdik, and so our potential candidate became not just a sexually confused disabled half midget ex-pirate with a fear of pork and Jews but an orphan too.

  94. Gab

    Wait, wait, wait.

    … landlord threw them out and she lived in a car….

    and went without milk for five whole days.

  95. C.L.

    I guess one has to give credit to Charles for raising them right.

    CL the aristocracy do not raise their own children. So naive.

    Well, there you go. No credit for the plant whisperer, then.

  96. C.L.

    and went without milk for five whole days.

    And the milk they eventually had was NUCLEAR!

  97. blogstrop

    Bolt and Steve price are running with the Kneebone story.

  98. Steve of Ferny Hills

    Where is Attard working now, dare I ask?

    Her Twiter account describes her as a contributor to CNN and Hoopla. Hoopla appears to be Wendy Harmer’s vanity blog. No money there.

    A search of CNN brings up 14 articles, the earliest in July, the latest being 21 November.

    She’s certainly got plenty of time to take in some ironing.

  99. lotocoti

    and went without milk for five whole days

    I’m sorry, but you’ve gone too far. S/H/It would be too broken by such trauma to be able to function as a competent senator.

  100. Gab

    It’s very hard keeping up with the ALP personal sob stories.

  101. blogstrop

    Scrimgour is mooted as another possibility, but the theory is that Peris is more attractive to voters in the federal (white southern voter)context. No concern for capability or how well the NT will be represented.

  102. Carpe Jugulum

    It’s very hard keeping up with the ALP personal sob stories.

    Where is Lizzie – she could make a novel out of this.

  103. blogstrop

    Warren Mundine? no chance.

  104. Tom

    Ex-ALP minister Gary Johns on Price-Bolt says Gillard’s endorsement of a token Darwin urban Aborigine for the Senate is amateur, won’t make a skerrick of difference to the Labor vote and is part of a “once announcement a day” strategy by McTernan. Bolt, incidentally, reckons it’s a clear breach of the Racial Discrimination Act — the denials in the next 24 hours promise to be spectacularly hypocritical and IDWTDI (It’s Different When They Do It).

  105. Gab

    Wow. When the First “Lady” isn’t fond of you she really shows it.

  106. C.L.

    What about Ernie Dingo?

    He’d be cool as a senator.

    He’d never show up – which would make him a role model for these red-cushioned lounge lizards.

  107. Gab

    Either that or it’s a case of ‘don’t get between me and my food’.

  108. C.L.

    God, she’s a toxic, sour shrew.

    You can just tell she hates white people.

  109. Tom

    one announcement a day strategy”. And Peris is not even member of the ALP. Apart from everything else she is, Gillard is a rank amateur who has now got a lot of noses out of joint inside the party. She is a Z-grade politician and she’s not a leader’s bumhole. And she can’t be replaced as the party has destroyed the only viable alternative.

  110. Gab

    David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog

    My inauguration: parading 100,000 fired bureaucrats to the DC city limits, followed by a kegger. #Iowahawk2016

    I imagine Burge and IT would get on famously.

  111. Septimus

    Gab,

    Is your new gravatar the Shawshank Redemption lady?

  112. Gab

    Sept, that’s a pic of me when I was Rita Hayworth.

  113. Carpe Jugulum

    Gillard is a rank amateur

    I couldn’t rank her that high, it would mean she had some semblance of self awareness.

    Every day Jock McSporran albosleazy and dancing emmo will be telling her – ‘you’re a star baby – a star’

  114. kae

    She has trouble chewing, too.

    Shoulda married chewy, er, Chewy.

  115. Carpe Jugulum

    Shoulda married chewy, er, Chewy.

    He already has a wife, but the Klingons are always bride hunting.

  116. Septimus

    that’s a pic of me when I was Rita Hayworth

    Wow! It’s a good thing Margarita Carmen Cansino modelled herself on you then.

    :)

  117. Blogstrop

    Looks like the screwtonium virus, as described by Iowahawk, has made its way to Australia. The never-ending series of stuff-ups and markedly dissonant announcements must be due to that. The kneebone is indeed connected …
    Link

  118. pete m

    Carpe – you forgot the essential criteria for a successful career:

    - in her youth joined the socialist forum but just as a stenographer

    - was lead astray by girly men

    - helped her third lover defraud some hick miners

    - joined Emily’s List for the networking

    - fudged her resume when she was out of work for 6 months

    - lived a life of middle class luxury but acquired a lower class accent through sheer determination and hard work

    - never exercised a day in her life but demands others eat in moderation and no sugar!

    - believes every pc / greenie claptrap but refuses to bring western progress to poor countries to help them out of poverty

    I could go on but it is too depressing.

  119. pete m

    ps JC the maximum child support % of income when they still gave out that info for a totally absent dad to 4 kids was about 30%

  120. 2dogs

    Also, Carpe, she must have, at some point, acquired a mental illness as the result of having been wrongfully placed in immigration detention with asylum seekers.

  121. Septimus

    Yes it is, Septimus:

    Thanks for the link CL. She was an amazingly attractive lady. Didn’t know she had early onset Alzheimer’s.

  122. Pickles

    Lets not diss Nova Peris, Ernie Dingo or Warren Mundine.

  123. Mick Gold Coast QLD

    “Wow. When the First “Lady” isn’t fond of you she really shows it.”

    and

    “God, she’s a toxic, sour shrew.

    You can just tell she hates white people.”

    plus she’s got the table manners of a pig.

    Yet today she was crowned Queen of The 57 States, which makes her classy, just like Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Spanish Princess Letizia … doesn’t it?

  124. Mick Gold Coast QLD

    And here’s the link that I do not yet know how to attach

  125. Infidel tiger

    I’ll wager the Harlot and the Kilt Lifter tried to get Cathy Freeman first, but had to settle for Nova, Australia’s first heterosexual hockey player.

  126. kae

    The First “Lady” isn’t fond of anyone it seems.

  127. lotocoti

    Given Gillard’s past form as a deal maker, what are the odds the NT branch says “Sorry slag-features, but you won’t be there this time next year, so we’ll decide who is number one on the senate ticket.”

  128. Pickles

    Wonder how Bess Price and Ali Anderson get on with the Olympic Gold Medallist?

    Helen, any insight from the Deep North?

  129. Abu Chowdah

    Apologies, that was an oompa-loompa in the pie shop.

    So the cops are looking for Bill Shorten?

  130. Rousie

    I think Carpe just discovered Lefty repellant.
    You should bottle the stuff mate.

  131. Mick Gold Coast QLD

    “I’ll wager the Harlot … tried to get Cathy Freeman first, but had to settle for Nova”

    neither of whom would have a clue about a legislation or a division or a Cabinet paper (the IKEA assembly instructions perhaps?).

    The people smile broadly and applaud … “Oh, Madge, she looks so lovely in that bright yellow dress, don’t you think? Oh my word she does!”, clearly a vital characteristic for a prospective lawmaker, yet the same dills roll their eyes at the prospect of Sarah Palin, a proven performer as State Governor, being elected to a position of power.

    I don’t get that.

  132. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.

    Where is Lizzie – she could make a novel out of this.

    I have just scrolled through guys, and I am taking notes. I’m working on the ending, which as we know will not be pretty as our multi-faceted Senatorial heroine becomes embroiled in Labor’s New Byzantium. I am also having a few problems with the mandatory sex scenes trying to incorporate Jock McSporran into the free-floating gendered mix. Seedy incorporation, as we know, requires the Gillard legal touch, so Julia will also feature in a thrilling sub-plot of clapped-out boyfriends, rotting banknotes and false witness.

    A real page-turner. Labor motifs running riot from one Australia Day to the next.

  133. m0nty

    God, she’s a toxic, sour shrew.

    You can just tell she hates white people.

    So, this is the sort of overt racism that you lot get up to when all the lefties are doing something more interesting with their time.

  134. kae

    The novel, Lizzie, wouldn’t need any embellishment…. truth is, indeed, stranger than fiction!

  135. nic

    Cathy Freeman, i’m led to believe, isn’t the smartest sandwich in the picnic basket apparently.

  136. Rousie

    Minty -
    When the Cat is mockin’ don’t bother knockin’

  137. Helen Armstrong

    Bing is pretty tonight

    Anyway Captain said as the tropical storm closed in whilst we were in the pool

    ‘God they look good – are they floating?

    To which I replied What, Your ? or my ?

    Anyway terrifically cool now, having watched and experienced the tropical storm come in and pass ( and very mellow subsequent to several very strong pool drinks,) so night to all

    And

    Did I notice a slight batwing on Michelle when she was dancing the dance to save America? Too many carbs, baby mademoiselle pres

    And I wouldn’t put too much on the vote for Nova – Capt’n says might be good for second senate candidate .. CLP

    Night

  138. kae

    No, mUnted.

    It’s a statement of what is obvious, it’s not racist to say what you can see. She’s also made statements to that effect in the past – sometime about when her husband was elected she spoke of how the honkies had kept the blacks down and now was time for revenge.

    Like saying someone who says that Obamessiah is black is racist. It’s a fact.

  139. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.

    Glad you had fun in the pool, Helen.

    I’m off now to dreamland too. Nighty night Cats.

  140. John Mc

    Hey Monty, do you think it’s possible for black people to be racist toward white people?

  141. kae

    Here’s the police report on the attempted carjacking at Gailes, Brisbane.

  142. Helen Armstrong

    Lizzie, lizzie

    Here is the sex scene. You wrote it while you were thinkin’[ about it.

    On opening the door, the scent of rottenness pervades the room. Various so called Independents are tied to objects that gratify their sexual subjugation. When Nanny approaches, whip in hand, Shotte oak cries “yes me, me ,me and whimpers pitifully when she passes on to wayno and his slipper, – deep in the gloom is the hovering shadow of the Gillard Mistress of pain (and Greys all) lashing him (Wayno) salaciously with a glance he gasps after a great in pull of breath – the breath is all he is allowed, a wordless wish for the pleasure Nanny can bequeath,OR withhold -

    She (Nanny)looks at him (Wayno) disdainfully (I wish there was a smaller word than this – can you help, Lizzie?)

    I lashed better men than you (the short one) into submission treasurer – why would I waste my time? And turns her thoughts to the virginal Andrew and Sinclair tied to a bed together and waiting, valiantly for her pleasure, what pain could she bring them before releasing them?

    Economics. Keynesian, and un-free speech and her dressed up in olive green thigh high un-leather boots. And Bob Brown licking them. Heaving breasts. Moistnees. Thrusting nipples. The Little Death, The End.

  143. Mick Gold Coast QLD

    “Here’s the police report on the attempted carjacking at Gailes, Brisbane.”

    It was going alright, kae, until the coppers went all eeeeevil racist in the second last paragraph.

  144. Lazlo

    My my Helen. You clearly should romp it in as chair of the IPCC.

  145. Helen Armstrong

    Jock recoiled at the smell of oz sex oozing from the room. It was different from the smell of sex in Scotland,more earthy, less constrained, less Presbyterian. It took a hard moment for him to accustom himself to the scent, doubly hard while his mistress was watching for his reaction.

    You’ll do she said. I want you to electioneer for me in the NT. In the communities. It was hard for Jock, bastard that he was to fathom the absolute bastardness of her meaning.

    As it sunk on in amongst the gloom that surrounded her he realized what a super shit job he had taken on. Not only did he have to write the spin, he had to walk it, too.

    Fuck it he thought, it is just for a day, and think of the gazillions that follow. And he bent his head and felt for the opening, not realising that in doing so he was enthralled for ever. My name is Tim, he thought.

  146. Pickles

    Helen and Lizzie started like the Waltons and have now fallen into sin.

  147. C.L.

    So, this is the sort of overt racism that you lot get up to…

    Only poor old Monty could try desperately to switch Michelle Obama’s racism into a charge of racism against the person pointing out her racism.

  148. JC

    Civility….Lol

    This past week, Bob Sheiffer of CBS compared defeating the NRA to defeating the Nazis in World War II. Not to be outdone Martin Bashir of NBC said the NRA “…deserved to be compared to Hitler.” Representative Hank Johnson (D-GA) claimed: “…they [NRA] cannot get over the fact that Obama is black.” And the ever reasonable Charlie Rangel (D-NY) in discussing gun control said: “..the Southern states have cultures that we have to overcome.”

    Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/01/the_lefts_inability_to_be_civil.html#ixzz2IhzZXK5r
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    I/we should be more civil.

  149. JC

    Only poor old Monty could try desperately to switch Michelle Obama’s racism into a charge of racism against the person pointing out her racism.

    Yea, but he’s not racist at at all. But wait…..
    Monster says:

    Has there ever been a time when you, JC, have had an unshaven face? You’re permanently swarthy. Are you sure you’re not an Ashkenazi Jew? Your resemblance to Eugene Levy is uncanny.

    JC, you should be more worried about being mistaken for a Middle Eastern Muslim. There must be an ASIO file on you already as long as your swarthy arm. There’s a spot in a cell in Guantanamo waiting for you and a hose with your name on it.

  150. 1735099

    Gab’s wonderful new definition of racist behaviour – rolling your eyes and eating (simultaneously). Tell me – had she done one or the other – would that have been racist?
    Hilarious.
    :)

  151. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.

    lol Helen. Sorry I went to bed so soon last night after sketching out a few undeveloped possibilities.

    You have taken things to greater heights than achievable by me, stirred only da Ape’s dulcet snoozing. Close to midnight I lacked the impetus to the ‘creative juices’ (shall we say?) provided for you by some serious imbibing and cavorting in a tepid tropic pool with the Captain of various things bobbing about.

    Gillard could scorn, sneer at or deride the World’s Best Treasurer, if you want something shorter Helen. In the context, pooh poohing him would do. Or she could just short him.

    Sadly, last night, another load of washing put through didn’t quite cut it for me to produce a Commo Red Room of Pain. Although perhaps it should have, come to think of it.

    So thanks for that elegantly constructed ‘continuation’. Like the Grail legends, continuations of this theme could go on forever with many contributors. We could all combine to do Gillard a Festschrift in this mode.

    As an aside, for long on the Cat we have had The Child Bride and Wifey (and probably others from the men), more recently joined from the girls by Da Hairy Irish Ape, Mr. Midnight, The Captain, and Alice’s Hubby. All rivals to Tim of the Lodge (aka The Hairdresser) any day.

  152. Pickles

    Not to forget The Minister for Finance, Entertainment and WAR.

  153. JamesK

    The New Power Class Who Will Profit From Obama’s Second Term

    Contrary to the conservative claims of Obama’s “socialist” tendencies, the administration is quite comfortable with such capitalist sectors as entertainment, the news media and the software side of the technology industry, particularly social media. The big difference is these firms derive their fortunes not from the soil and locally crafted manufacturers, but from the manipulation of ideas, concepts and images.

    Apple, Google, Facebook, Amazon and Microsoft are far from “the workers of the world,” but closer to modern-day robber barons. Through their own ingenuity, access to capital and often oligopolistic hold on lucrative markets, they have enjoyed one of the greatest accumulations of wealth in recent economic history, even amidst generally declining earnings, rising poverty and inequality among their fellow Americans.

    Last year the tech oligarchs emerged as major political players. Microsoft, Google and their employees were the largest private-sector donors to the president. More important still, tech workers also provided the president and his party with a unique set of digital tools that helped identify potential supporters among traditionally uninformed and disinterested voters, particularly among the young.

    An even greater beneficiary of the second term will be the administrative class, who by their nature live largely outside the market system. This group, which I call the new clerisy, is based largely in academia and the federal bureaucracy, whose numbers and distinct privileges have grown throughout the past half century.

    Interesting and well informed article.

    96% of Donations from the Ivy League Went to Obummer

    That’s a USSR-like statistic.

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