Q and A thread: April 1, 2013

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  1. Jarrod

    Anyone watching the junk on the ABC right now?

    “People who know nothing about CSG think CSG is bad.. probably.. or something”

  2. Mike of Marion

    wife religiously glued to the TEEV

  3. Ralph Buttigieg

    No, they are repeating Lindsay Lohan’s “Mean Girls”. Makes far more sense.

    ta

    Ralph

  4. JC

    Anyone watching the junk on the ABC right now?

    “People who know nothing about CSG think CSG is bad.. probably.. or something”

    They had a bunch of bawling farmers and a herb gardener providing a backdrop against the greedy old miners.

  5. nilk

    Okay, I’m home, and about to pour a drink. :D

    As the saying goes, let’s get ready to rumble!

  6. JC

    Oh and the scientific evidence was provided from a bunch of so-called scientists from a university no one has ever heard…

    Southern Cross University.. WTF is that?

  7. Carpe Jugulum

    Ok Troops – lets get ready to rrrruuuummmmbbbbllleeee.

  8. Carpe Jugulum

    Southern Cross University.. WTF is that?

    Well, barber college was already taken.

  9. nilk

    Tonight it’s frangelico.

  10. Carpe Jugulum

    yay! Sven.

    Missed last time, i was in Japan living the dream.

  11. JC

    Is Southern Cross the old Bond university?

    Honest question.

  12. JC

    Answered my own question. No it’s not.

  13. jumpnmcar

    One more week of this daylight savings[sic] shit and I’ll join yas.

  14. Jarrod

    Predictions:

    The catholic will be jeered
    The Muslim will be respectfully listened to
    The Buddhist be revered
    Josh Thomas to be an annoying unfunny twat
    Deborah Conway listed as a jewish Atheist…. no idea where that’s going.

  15. nilk

    Oh, snap! Sven. Great minds definitely think alike.

    Even the lead in to QandA is sick-making.

  16. Carpe Jugulum

    Q&A – time to channel our inner Cohen the Barbarian.

    Lets begin shall we.

  17. nilk

    Should have listed la Conway as an annoying preachy twit.

  18. nilk

    LOL The jew next to the muslim, and the catholic bishop seated next to the apostate-cum-venerable buddhist.

  19. JC

    Is Josh going bald? That has to be the biggest comb over I’ve seen. It’s fucking huge.

  20. Carpe Jugulum

    Q&A – tea cosy man, failed singer, etc, etc, the Buddist is a massive leftard, ive seen her before.

    First Q to Josh the only gay in the village. incoherent dribble.

    \Buddist – ????

  21. JC

    Have the ABC found a Buddhist lezzo with a shaved head. Wow, they must have really around for her.

  22. Harold

    Beauty is purely perception. A turd is no less beautiful than a flower but we’re programmed to not like them (the turd!) because they have germs.

    Obviously Japanese girls have some kind of bug in their programming.

  23. JC

    Harold

    How the fuck is that relevant to the Q&A thread? Stay on topic please

  24. Carpe Jugulum

    Time for the tea cosy man – Is that a melanoma on his face?

    “the oneness of the islamic text” he missed the part on stoning, amputations and beheading.

  25. nilk

    Okay, first q to atheist Josh: how do you reconcile your atheism with the idea that everything else has a creator but us and the world?

    A: waffle. It just happened.

    SnowCone: let’s hear from the buddhist?
    Buddhababe[sic]: well the buddha said we create ourselves, and we should talk about it.

    Let’s go to the Bishop: I’ll disagree with the buddhist, but agree with the bible. The Creator is the Creator, He was always there, and btw I can’t actually create myself, so God steps in and helps.

    SnowCone: Let’s talk about evolution.
    Bishop says, bring it. I’ve got no probs with evolution. The bible doesn’t talk about it so it’s no worries.

    And to the muslim.

    It began it with the creator, and we need to understand there are no limitations on a creator so we need to get rid of that idea and we need to understand that he doesn’t have any and can therefore do anything. We can make things and call ourselves creators, but we need raw materials.

    SnowCone: does your god create humans fully formed or do you believe in evolution.

    Abdul: shorter answer: no.

  26. JC

    Lol….

    the Islamic dude says they don’t believe in evolution…. That’s a bit of a bomb.

  27. Carpe Jugulum

    Obviously Japanese girls have some kind of bug in their programming.

    Is there a part of go fuck yourself you aren’t clear with?

  28. Harold

    JC the questioner said the world is beautiful so God must have made it.

    And Tony Jones is a right turd.

  29. JC

    Why the hell is Conway on the program? She can’t even sing anymore.

  30. nilk

    Bishop: actually, God created us to be co-creators.
    SnowCone: starts on the IVF thing

    Bishop: it depends on the type of creation.

    Deborah: well, it’s a good question and there’s a lot of poetry in that. And in the jewish idea God is unknowable, and science is beautiful, and drivel… and the Big Bang and more.

    Of course, do the atheists realise it was a Catholic Priest who formulated the Big Bang?

  31. Carpe Jugulum

    Deb Conway has hit the minibar in the green room.

    Tweet – how can you be a jewish atheist? “embody those things about being jewish”

    ” I can’t go the extra mile and say this is about God”

    This girl is confused.

  32. Jarrod

    This whole episode is teetering pretty badly now. It’s all a bit sad.

  33. JC

    Fatty Jones is a such a moron.

  34. nilk

    New Q: what happens in heaven?

    Bishop: there’s no time in heaven, and it’s hard to imagine. Hell is easier. I imagine that it’s liek a moment in time with everyone else who has ever lived and we are there in perfect love.

    SnowCone: do you have a personality?

    Bishop: yes. Oh, and no impure thoughts in heaven.

    Conway: do you drive a really great car in heaven?

    Bishop: well, D, if you want to.

    SnowCone: what do the buddhists think?

    Buddhist: I don’t want to talk about that. Rather talk about down to earth stuff (ie. run awayyyyy!)

  35. Carpe Jugulum

    How come the Shinto’s didn’t get a gig?

  36. Harold

    Can the Muslim jump up and rip his shirt open revealing hot dogs and a clock strapped around his torso? Please God, make that happen.

  37. JC

    Jones asks the Muslim about heaven….

    Nothing mentioned about the 72 virgins if you blow yourself up in a market place. Damn,

  38. nilk

    Oh, and buddhists should spend every day working on themselves to perfect themselves.

    SnowCone: okay, Mo, is there a heaven?

    Mo: well, yes, if there is a heaven it’s metaphysical and so we don’t know what it’s like. If there is a creator, then he should be able to

    islam says nobody should talk about heaven unless they have evidence. the islamic scriptures provide that, and once you’re there, you’r there.

    It’s the manifestation of god’s mercy and justice.

  39. Gab

    Has Snowcone asked the imam about gay marriage yet?

  40. JC

    Wow

    The muslim guy suggests the aboriginals… the original owners.. may have been visited by the prophets.

  41. JC

    Has Snowcone asked the imam about gay marriage yet?

    That comes after climate change.

  42. Splatacrobat

    I think Coleridge is actually running second to the muslim.

  43. Carpe Jugulum

    Back to Mo – why is he wearng pyjamas?

    The islamic scripture describes heaven, yet he fails to explain it.

    He’s on the phrofet train. Totally pure eternal life, fruits, etc.

    He seems overly conciliatory.

    The only gay in the village makes a lame joke.

    Back to the Bishop – this guy is good. “secularist ideology has gained momentum”

    :Christians are being persecuted noe than at any other time”

    Zing.

  44. nilk

    Fricken taqiyya bullshi’ite. Everyone who follows islamic laws will go to heaven. If jews follow Moses’ rules they’ll go to heaven, yada yada.

    Q: for the bish: do you believe there is a push to shut down judeo-christian views and beliefs.

    Bishop: there’s a thing recently named christianophobia, and christians are being persecuted around the world at greater rates than for a long time. we don’t talk about this in Oz.

    Some forms of christianity, like my catholic church won’t be pushed into a churchy little corner by any other mob. We’re not a political party and we won’t be told.

  45. Carpe Jugulum

    noe than

    now more than (bugger)

  46. JC

    Yea Mark.. the Bishop dude is pretty good.

  47. Andrew

    Coleridge is good to listen to.

  48. Harold

    Is Josh Thomas available for a remake of the Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em series?

  49. nilk

    Josh: I’m happy to talk with christians, and I like having freedom of religion but as soon as you start lobbying the gov’t for your stuff you are impinging on my freedom and that’s annoying.

    [because my views trump yours obviously]

    SnowCone: how about the buddhist as an ex-catholic?

    Buddhist: why can’t we all be friends, and look over there, the Dalai Lama’s coming to town.

  50. Carpe Jugulum

    The only gay in the village describes christians as ‘annoying’, perhaps he should consult the shiek. on that point.

  51. Andrew

    Pedophilia already mentioned…drink.

  52. val majkus

    had a quick look but looks boring
    is religion the total theme?

  53. Gab

    Georges Henri Joseph Édouard Lemaître (17 July 1894 – 20 June 1966) was a Belgian priest, astronomer and professor of physics at the Catholic University of Louvain. He was the first person to propose the theory of the expansion of the Universe, widely misattributed to Edwin Hubble.[1][2] He was also the first to derive what is now known as Hubble’s law and made the first estimation of what is now called the Hubble constant, which he published in 1927, two years before Hubble’s article.[3][4][5][6] Lemaître also proposed what became known as the Big Bang theory of the origin of the Universe, which he called his ‘hypothesis of the primeval atom’.[7]
    From Wiki.

  54. mareeS

    I’ve been watching Sky. Dee Madigan is Tony Jones in a frock.

  55. JC

    The only gay in the village describes christians as ‘annoying’, perhaps he should consult the shiek. on that point.

    Umm yea. That would offer some enlightenment.

  56. kae

    The muslim guy suggests the aboriginals… the original owners.. may have been visited by the prophets.

    But of course, JC.

    That means that the muslims were here first and islam is the national religion of Australia.

  57. Splatacrobat

    Snowcone should have invited a Jedi instead of Thomas.

  58. Gab

    That would offer some enlightenment.

    The Koran does say it’s all honky dory to lie for Islam.

  59. nilk

    Yup. Of course, Andrew.

    The Questioner asked about the fact that most charitable endeavours are christian in origin, where are the atheists?

    Which allowed Conway to bring up the child abuse thing.

  60. JC

    ya know the muzzo sounds quite reasonable.

  61. Carpe Jugulum

    The failed singer goes for the paedo angle, thinks medicine sans fontier is great (obviously not in Rwanda in 1994).

    Melanoma man – an accomplished BS artist. A secular modern society where one religion cannot dominate. Why do they call for sharia then?

  62. JC

    Kiddie fiddling brought up again.

  63. Gab

    Based on sample of the #QandA audience tonight: Christian 48% Muslim 8% Jewish 6% Buddhist 4% Atheist/Agnostic 32%

  64. Splatacrobat

    lol Snowcone “Your watching Q&A no matter what you believe”.

  65. nilk

    Of course we now get to celibate priests and how does the church justify discipline for misbehaviour?

    Bishop: well I’m celibate and that’s fine. It’s another way of living out my sexuality.

    SnowCone: huh?

    Bishop:sexuality is more than sexual activity. It’s a way of living your life differently.

  66. JC

    Jones thinks celibacy causes pedos. Who would have guessed he thinks that.

  67. Splatacrobat

    ya know the muzzo sounds quite reasonable.

    Agree. Father Ted would have done better than Coleridge.

  68. Leigh Lowe

    I’ve been watching Sky. Dee Madigan is Tony Jones in a frock.

    Thank you!
    I doubt I have seen a dumber bint on telly since “Are you being served?”
    She is truly stupid, but thinks the Julia glasses will protect her.
    Nature abhors a vacuum .. Latham out, Madigan in.

  69. Gab

    Jones thinks celibacy causes pedos.

    So how does he explain the pedos in the Anglican church?

  70. nilk

    SnowCone: yeah, but what about sexual abuse?

    Bishop: the majority of people who abuse children tend to be married men and not celibate priests. Why do we retain it? It may be changed later. It goes back to Jesus – he was never married.

    SnowCone: you don’t know he was celibate.

    Bishop: yes, he was. In any case, I agree with it, and plenty of people have survived celibacy quite fine. And other groups (buddhists *snicker*) practice it too.

    Josh: hang on, we’re talking about child sex abuse, not celibacy, it’s all about raping children and it’s more in the catholic church.

    Bishop: no, it’s happening at the same rate as the wider community and it’s worse because of the level of trust.

    Josh: no it doesn’t. It’s not the same rate, and you’re covering it up.

  71. Carpe Jugulum

    The Catholic is doing well, “celibacy lived poorly by some is lived well by many”. Well said.

    The only gay in the village trys for the pedo angle in the catholic church.

    Yet he doesn’t ask the imam about the islamic ‘dancing boys’.

  72. nilk

    Sven he wouldn’t know or care about the dancing boys because they’re not catholic and it’s racist.

  73. Leigh Lowe

    Jones thinks celibacy causes pedos.
    So how does he explain the pedos in the Anglican church?

    ….. and the Scouts?
    Not to mention the ALP.

  74. Splatacrobat

    Where’s Father Bob? He’s the darling of the ABC.

  75. nilk

    Bishop pointing out that the treatment at the time was across the society – lots of understanding, and talking and all the rest.

    Conway: who gave her permission to speak?

  76. Jarrod

    It is to QandA’s eternal credit that it took them about 20 minutes to start ganging up on catholicism.

    Well done!

  77. nilk

    Father Bob is being a moron on twitter.

  78. Gab

    Fr Bob is a moron even when he’s not tweeting.

  79. Harold

    Must be from Adelaide, Jee Huh’ed.

  80. Carpe Jugulum

    The Osama bin Laden question – how can muslims reclaim the original meaning of jihad?

    “The meaning of jihad has been misinterpreted”?

    are you shitting me.

  81. Gab

    it took them about 20 minutes to start ganging up on catholicism

    The imam thinking: Australia, country full of useful idiots.

  82. Splatacrobat

    They should have a pentacostal from Hillsong there instead of the Catholic.

    It would have been good to watch Snowcone having the ALP demon cast out of him and Josh Thomas laid out on the floor speaking in tongues.

  83. nilk

    LOLOL Q: it was said that Bin Liner’s biggest success was redefining the word JIHAD from internal peaceful struggle to violent way of life.

    Mo: yes, it was hijacked by a tiny minority of extremists. There are lots of diff meanings. A woman in labour is in jihad. Me here tonight is a form of jihad.

    Holy fuck. He is correct. Women give birth to new soldiers for allah. Him there is def soft jihad – he is v good at this taqiyya.

  84. JC

    are you shitting me.

    The Muzzo doesn’t know where the 72 virgins stuff came from.

    LOl

  85. Carpe Jugulum

    “the mystical tradition that islam has left us”

    Murder, bombing, FGM, freedom sacks, flogging. Any more mysticism and we’d all be dead.

  86. Leigh Lowe

    Where’s Father Bob? He’s the darling of the ABC.

    Where’s Father Bob?
    Still spending my fucking donations on freeloaders last time I looked.

  87. nilk

    Fark, Leigh, I nearly spat out my frangelico.

  88. Carpe Jugulum

    Q&A Tweet – 72 virgins in heaven didn’t say what gender.

    lol

  89. Gab

    There are two forms of lying to non-believers that are permitted under certain circumstances, taqiyya and kitman. These circumstances are typically those that advance the cause Islam – in some cases by gaining the trust of non-believers in order to draw out their vulnerability and defeat them.

  90. nilk

    And now we’re getting to the fave lefty tags: vulnerable, marginalised, manipulated by radicals, taking text out of context.

    “Islamic extremist” is taken out of context, and extremism is frowned upon.

    Sexuality is natural and accepted but controlled in islam.

  91. Carpe Jugulum

    The muslim community – Those women in their freedom sack?

  92. Gab

    Sexuality is natural and accepted but controlled in islam.

    Euphemism for “we kill gays”

  93. Leigh Lowe

    Fark, Leigh, I nearly spat out my frangelico

    .

    Gosh!
    Frangelico.
    It’s a school night old chap.
    Looks like I might have saved you there.

  94. nilk

    Conway brings up the signs about beheading infidels and where were the muslims standing against it?

    Mo: the muslims have failed to come out and condemn it openly. some have, but we have a silent majority who need to speak up. community was shocked into silence and we’re damned if we do and damned if we don’t.

    Muslims are getting mature and it’s heartening – the latest violent protest in Sydney was met with wide condemnation from islamic leaders.

  95. Harold

    Does Josh’s sexuality need to be “controlled”?

    Moving on…

  96. 2dogs

    Fair enough point likening arsonists seeking to join the fire brigade with paedophiles seeking to join the priesthood. I’d add the corrupt joining political parties.

    The measure of these institutions lies not in that they have them, but in how they deal with them.

  97. Gab

    Mo: the muslims have failed to come out and condemn it openly.

    Well, yes ’cause they get beheaded!

  98. Leigh Lowe

    Any questions about Qantas stewards shi’iting themselves about being (ahem) re-routed via Dubai?

  99. nilk

    Q: what about gay muslim youth? the imams tell me (as a youth worker) to either get married to someone of the opposite sex or stop what you’re doing in case you go blind.

    Bishop: I think we’ve got a conundrum. Gay people are okay by me, and people who are struggling with it need all the support they can get. Everyone is diff, sometimes it’s a phase, sometimes it’s a deep-rooted thing and the church needs to remain faithful to our teachings while still helping.

    This means we won’t be supporting gay marriage, but we work to defend the dignity of gay people along with everyone else.

  100. nilk

    and now the buddhist: huh?

  101. Harold

    Is Josh gay?

    You’re shitting us?

  102. nilk

    Buddhist: I feel we need to be down to earth and be nice.

    Still waiting to hear from the muslim. lol.

  103. Gab

    Is Josh gay?

    Is the Pope a Catholic?

  104. Cold-Hands

    Is Josh gay?

    He’s certainly a wanker.

  105. nilk

    Josh knows all about what the bible says, the Bish offers to talk to him about it later lol

  106. Leigh Lowe

    Is Josh gay?

    Is Julia Gillard a pig ugly liar?
    Of course he’s gay you twat.

  107. Carpe Jugulum

    Video Q from Mo – The gay question?

    Back to the caholic & Mo dude.

    Catholic

    “gay people have as much tight to justice as the next person”

    “The phenomenon of same sex attraction is always a conundrum”

    ‘The church has not supported same sex marriage’

    Buddist

    “There are just as many restrictions in human life”

    “as long as you are a moral good person”

    The only gay in the village

    ‘Thats not for me”

    It’s not what the texts say about homosexuals”

    Sure like he’s read them.

  108. Harold

    Is the Pope a Catholic?

    Is Josh gay?

  109. Splatacrobat

    The text itself is dead? WTF?

  110. Carpe Jugulum

    Mo – “should we lose our compassion” except for the hanging part.

    Gays are like alcoholics – compassion is the word.

    Except for the hanging part.

  111. JC

    Josh will like that.

    The muzzo says homosexuality is like alcoholism.

  112. nilk

    SnowCone: so, Mo, how are gays treated in islam?

    Mo:the question of homosexuality is that it’s forbidden. And what attitude should we take towards gays? We should be compassionate, but muslims aren’t allowed to be gay.

    Homosexuality is seen as a sin, but doesn’t take anyone out of the fold. it’s like alcoholism.

    SnowCone: do you try to change their views?

    Mo:No, you can’t do that, but they need to realise that their families will have problems.

  113. kae

    Sexuality is natural and accepted but controlled in islam.

    Yeah, sure.

    In islam they put their women in sacks, cut up little girl’s genitals, and go ask an imam if you want to see how sexuality is controlled in islam.

  114. Andrew

    What is the Buddhism woman doing on the show? Does not answer the question.

  115. Gab

    Four Iranian gay men are due to be executed for sodomy under their nation’s Shari’a laws, Pink News is reporting.

    The four men — identified by the Human Rights Activist News Agency in Iran as Saadat Arefi, Vahid Akbari, Javid Akbari and Houshmand Akbari — are set to be hanged after their guilty verdict was approved recently by high court judges.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/14/iran-gay-men-executed-hanging_n_1515207.html

  116. Carpe Jugulum

    breakback mountain – ‘Why should your belifs impose on my beliefs’

    Snowcone trys a gotcha on the catholic, gets owned.

    The only gay in the village is getting hysterical.

  117. nilk

    Brokeback masjid more like it.

  118. JC

    Next week Q&A goes all vagina monologues with an all female panel. Wow. Can’t wait.

  119. Leigh Lowe

    Arguing homosexuality with a towelly

    This sound be like playing rock-paper-scissors with a Saudi shoplifter.
    Unfortunately not.

    Which raises the question ….. which bits do they excise from anyone found in possession of Barbara Striesand records?

  120. Carpe Jugulum

    Dear god Deb Conway has aged bad.

    The black heroin will do that i suppose.

  121. Harold

    What is the Buddhism woman doing on the show? Does not answer the question.

    You think too shallow grasshopper, her silence is the answer to the question.

  122. Carpe Jugulum

    which bits do they excise from anyone found in possession of Barbara Striesand records?

    Everything from the neck down.

  123. nilk

    Have the ABC found a Buddhist lezzo with a shaved head. Wow, they must have really around for her.

    AND she’s an ex-catholic lol.

  124. Carpe Jugulum

    her silence is the answer to the question.

    Yes, but what is the question. Grasshopper.

  125. Gab

    The Buddhist nun has been on ABC before a number of times, including Compass and Aust. Story, from memory.

  126. Carpe Jugulum

    AND she’s an ex-catholic lol.

    If only she was in a wheelchair they could have got the trifecta.

  127. Splatacrobat

    The whiney Irish git added nothing to tonight.

  128. nilk

    Carpe, she was never a picture unless you’re talking Jackson Pollock.

  129. JC

    If only she was in a wheelchair they could have got the trifecta.

    And a dwarf with partial aboriginal ancestry.

  130. nilk

    Good to see she’s found her niche, Gab. Hope she’s not getting too many of my taxes.

  131. Gab

    She’s a lefy, nilk, of course she’s getting your taxes.

  132. Carpe Jugulum

    she was never a picture unless you’re talking Jackson Pollock.

    Apparently she was well hung.

  133. JC

    The whiney Irish git added nothing to tonight.

    Who’s that, Josh- the -only-gay-in- the-village?

    He’s Australian.

  134. Leigh Lowe

    The whiney Irish git added nothing to tonight.

    Bobby Geldof was on?
    He wasn’t mentioned in the call.

  135. Gab

    Celibacy question. Did the Buddhist nun have any comment?

  136. Andrew

    Islamic homophobia is not remotely objectionable but Catholics being against gay marriage is….wow!

  137. Splatacrobat

    I thought he had an Irish background?

  138. Andrew

    Janet Albrechsten is the only woman worthwhile on next week’s panel. I enjoy her critique of modern day feminism.

  139. Leigh Lowe

    which bits do they excise from anyone found in possession of Barbara Striesand records?

    Everything from the neck down.

    Sooooo …. low rates of recidivism them?

  140. Splatacrobat

    Fuck!!! he’s from Blackwater in Qld.

  141. Pickles

    He’d be the least freaky dude to come out of Blackwater.

  142. Tom

    Thank you, Nilk. You’re like the pilots who volunteered to fly through the mushroom cloud at Maralinga.

  143. Carpe Jugulum

    I’m done troops – until next week.

    I bid you good night.

  144. Gab

    Thank you all, special mention to Sven ’cause, well, he’s Sven.

    Q&A: It’s a stomach-churning 60 minutes.

  145. nilk

    Heh.

    ‏@JoshThomas87
    I liked it better when the others spoke.#QandA

    So I asked him “why didn’t u call the imam on gays = alcos?”

    I’ll probably get blocked for that one. :)

  146. Carpe Jugulum

    As an aside – just remember, we wade through the sluge so you don’t have to.

    Don’t than us, it’s just what we do.

  147. kae

    Mo is hilarious.

    What about the homosexuals hung from cranes?

    What about the dancing boys?

  148. Harold

    What about the homosexuals hung from cranes?

    If the intention was to kill them they were hanged.

  149. Turtle

    Josh Thomas is an exemplar of the irritating Great Vowel Shift being perpetrated by Generation Y on our poor language. This last happened in the 15th C, for completely different reasons. They change the sound of ‘a’ as in happy. They don’t say ‘happy’, they say ‘harppy’. They don’t say ‘bad’, they say ‘bard’. Dickheads.

  150. Tom

    The gay boy has the depth of a Thin Captain cracker:

    Josh Thomas‏@JoshThomas875h
    I have until 9:35pm tonight (AEST) to work out the meaning of life or I’ll look like a dope.
    Any ideas?
    #QandA

    Josh Thomas‏@JoshThomas8712h
    I woke up with the biggest pimple today? Sign from God? Allah? Buddah? Zeus? Darwin?

    Josh Thomas‏@JoshThomas8712h
    Oh no. I’m on the faith-based #QandA tonight. Quick! Someone tell me what happens in the Quran? Is there a movie version? Oh no.

    Josh Thomas‏@JoshThomas8730 Mar
    I’m doing an AWESOME cake for tonight’s ‘Douchebag:’ layers of chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting centre, marshmallow frosting outside.

  151. kae

    Harold, they were hung like Christmas decorations, probably to the delight of the crowd.

  152. Splatacrobat

    Has anyone found the gay gene yet? Is there also a gay speak gene to go with it?

  153. C.L.

    Is Southern Cross the old Bond university?

    Southern Cross is the ‘university’ where you can do a ‘degree’ in surfing.

  154. Don’t think I could have stood up to watching Q&A tonight. Endurance award to those who viewed, then reported in here.

  155. C.L.

    So how does he explain the pedos in the Anglican church?

    Of the ADF?

    Or the BBC?

    Or the ALP?

  156. WhaleHunt Fun

    Surfing the web for porn most likely

  157. WhaleHunt Fun

    Or the ones from ABC shows made in Australia caught with their hard drive full of vile filth. The pedo rate is higher in the ABC than the Catholic Church probably, but we will never hear about it.

  158. C.L.

    Did they ask the lezzo Buddhist (LOL) about all the Buddhist hospitals and orphanages in Africa?

    You know, the ones that don’t exist.

  159. WhaleHunt Fun

    What were the religious leanings of the gentlemen who ran the Burma POW camps I wonder.

  160. Gab

    Did they ask the imam why there are no female imams?

  161. WhaleHunt Fun

    Closest the Buddhists got to missionaryy work in foreign parts I reckon

  162. nilk

    Of course not, Gab. That would be waaaaycistttt!

  163. WhaleHunt Fun

    Gab, their Book says women cannot be imams.
    Probably beneath the IQ of any woman

  164. Jarrod

    Josh Thomas is an exemplar of the irritating Great Vowel Shift being perpetrated by Generation Y on our poor language.

    Please don’t tar my entire generation with that brush. What you refer to is an affectation of a very specific “hipster” subculture, and it annoys the hell out of normal gen y people.

    In order to learn more about hipsters I recommend the following educational clip.

    “The Dickhead Song”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_5uVdy5YmA

  165. kae

    Speaking of Burma…
    One day last week, all day it seemed, on the ABC they were banging on about how Burma is no longer Burma but Myanmar.

  166. WhaleHunt Fun

    Lets face it, your average bag of soft chinese hammers leaves most of the imami for dead in the IQ stakes.

    And when did apple invent the bloody iMam anyway?
    Is it an electronic mother app that moans on about you never phoning?

  167. Gab

    The point was the question, not the answer. They never ask such questions of imams, only Catholic priests.

  168. WhaleHunt Fun

    Its not your anmar you bloody capitalist.
    Its a commie country so its OUR anmar.

  169. WhaleHunt Fun

    Just like it’s YOUR ABC.

  170. WhaleHunt Fun

    Utterly absolutely quite so Gab. Quite quite quite so very so.

  171. Viva

    Josh Thomas is an exemplar of the irritating Great Vowel Shift being perpetrated by Generation Y on our poor language. This last happened in the 15th C, for completely different reasons. They change the sound of ‘a’ as in happy. They don’t say ‘happy’, they say ‘harppy’. They don’t say ‘bad’, they say ‘bard’. Dickheads.

    So that’s why he kept saying “charch” instead of Church.

  172. C.L.

    Another new speech-tic I won’t tolerate is ending sentences with yeah, yeah?

  173. Tom

    Don’t get me started on radio newsreaders, females especially, who have turned the definite article, the, into “thŭ”, which must be separated from ensuing words. For example, “the end” is designed phonetically to be a flowing connection between two syllables with the same vowel. These Gen Y savages now pronounce it “thŭ///end” as an attitudinal up-yours to classic English-speakers. FMD.

  174. Turtle

    For anyone who remembers Coming to America, the Eddie Murphy Film, have you noticed that the Imam uses SOUL GLO in his beard?

  175. Abu Chowdah

    Gab, their Book says women cannot be imams.
    Probably beneath the IQ of any woman

    Same with the holy church of Rome.

  176. Southern Cross University is in Lismore with branches in Coffs Harbour and the Gold Coast.

    Lots of underemployed secondary school teachers up there in the 80′s, their kids must go there.

  177. nilk

    Abu the diff is that the Church in Rome doesn’t declare women having babies is jihad. You’re also not supposed to flog adulteresses.

  178. Rabz

    Great stuff again, people.

    Know thy enemy.

  179. Abu Chowdah

    Nilk, jihad means to make an effort. Literally. The imam is right that a minority have made military jihad the prism through which people view Islam. Like the fact that a view sadomasochist and pederast priests have given the rest of the church a bad name.

  180. min

    Questions not asked last night
    According to the Bishop, Jesus was celibate because he wasn’t married Well who washed his feet when he went to his Mum’s for dinner? ( story in one of the Gospels). According to Bishop Spong, Mary Magdalene which meant they were married.
    According to Q’ran, Mohommed was told all by the Archangel Gabriel when he was holed up in a cave So where does that leave the Dhimis, not in a good place if you live in a Muslim country.

  181. Eyrie

    Viva, I also want to know where “haitch” instead of “aitch” came from for the letter of the alphabet between “g” and “i”. The ABC seems to be a leading perpetrator of this.
    I was taught it was only pronounced “haitch” by the un or ill educated.

  182. Nic

    I watched it at the home of lefty friends . A fight ensued when I unbit my tongue when the Islamic youth worker asked about homosexuality . I predicted that the question would be directed to the Catholic . I was right. I did enjoy the collective silence in the studio and the lefty living room when the imam spoke eventually

  183. Andrew

    Some twat on twitter seems to justify the Imam’s comment by stating that the he said that he wouldn’t enforce those views on homosexuality on other religions, so it is all fine.

    It’s basically justifying that belief for one group of people and not other groups by saying that.

  184. John Mc

    Southern Cross University is in Lismore with branches in Coffs Harbour and the Gold Coast.

    Do you have to get the tattoo to attend?

  185. C.L.

    Women aren’t priests because Christ didn’t choose any female Apostles.

    Very simple.

    Re imams, the decisions of a man busy raping his 9 year-old ‘wife’ aren’t known.

  186. nilk

    @Min. Bishop Spong as an authority?

    ROFLMAO.

  187. Borisgodunov

    I thought the university might have been the university of very far out Queensland one of the hundreds formed by hawkie the drunk and keeto the weasel to look like we wre reducing youth unemploymet years ago.Australia went from about 7 universities to several hundred overnight !reducing youth unemployment from 60 percent to 10 ! And providing employment for hundreds of third rate “academics” , who would previously have been employed as cleaners and gardeners?

  188. Abu Chowdah

    Women aren’t priests because Christ didn’t choose any female Apostles.
    Very simple.

    Oh, right. Thanks.

    Actually, both religions are man-made, so naturally they place men in the central power roles. Very, very simple.

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