Television isn’t always real

Update I: From the thread:

Poor Princess Sarah Hyphen-Hyphen, being savagely kicked in the ankle by the Committee Chair next to her , dispenses with her next killer question and silently chokes back a tear of regret.

“Why ?” She thinks to herself “why is the Navy wasting time shooing away poor refos, when they should be combing the Pacific for those poor abandoned castaways on Gilligan’s Island ?!”

Update II: More from the thread:

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165 Responses to Television isn’t always real

  1. Badjack

    Did I notice a slight blushing relating to stupidity

  2. Empire Strikes Back

    Oh lord! Net taxpayers will be supporting this imbecile ’til her dying days.

  3. Alfonso

    My hero, I miss him.

    How to deal with jumped up Senators.

  4. Andrew

    I assume the ABC will be reporting this with the prominence they gave “suppository of wisdom” (which I suspect was a deliberate taunt of Krudd anyhow and a successful attempt to create a social meeja meme).

  5. egg_

    ‘Parliament’s Biggest Loser’?

  6. 2dogs

    If that’s what Hyphen-Nong thinks, maybe Morrison could hire Lisa McClune to play the OSB commander at any future senate hearing.

  7. Brett t r

    Gee the child senator is a corker. What % of the vote did she attract again ? She is without doubt one of the greatest political assets to the Abbott Gov. With the child Senator the lift doesn’t go to the top floor – never has, never will. Comedic gold with her (attempted) recovery. Amateur hour par excellence !!

  8. Anne

    Alfonso…yes, my hero too! We need more like him!

  9. Empire Strikes Back

    If that’s what Hyphen-Nong thinks, maybe Morrison could hire Lisa McClune to play the OSB commander at any future senate hearing.

    Brilliant. You should be Morro’s advisor 2dogs.

  10. cuckoo

    God it hurts, watching grown men having to sit under inquisition by this utterly talentless, mediocre, uneducated bogan, who seems to run on nothing but confected outrage (have you ever seen her happy about anything, ever? Would you want to?). Someone please send her a tape of Kath and Kim so she can finally catch on that there is nothing more bogan than a made-up hyphenated name. In a world where people were measured by their merits and abilities, Scott Morrison would be being served at the Drive-thru by SHY.

  11. A Lurker

    The last time I saw that sort of fluttering of eyelashes that the child-Senator was displaying at 0.32, was on the face of a thirteen year old, accompanied by a teenage exasperated ‘Whatever!’

  12. mh

    Would you believe in my neck of the woods ABC Radio actually reported this seriously, without comment correcting the senator’s remarks.

  13. Walter Plinge

    That expression and presentation would be grating in a 16 year old, which is what it reminded me of. Just appalling. Clearly the Greens are scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to candidates for preselection.

  14. Carpe Jugulum

    My hero, I miss him.

    How to deal with jumped up Senators.

    I got to meet him when i was about 13/14, a genuinely nice person.

  15. Gab

    Yes but did Morrison read the document??!!!!!!

  16. candy

    She was quite disrespectful to the General, calling him just “Lieutenant” and saying he ran a covert operation.
    Christine Milne should speak to her about that. It’s not at all good enough for a Senator of any party, quite disgraceful.

  17. YT

    The stupid… Oh it burnsssssssss.

  18. Infidel tiger

    Perhaps she was thinking of Chopper Squad?

    Loved that show.

  19. Rob

    SHY – an Australian Senator !
    Poor fellow my country.

  20. Carpe Jugulum

    Next up SHY queries if Maverick & Goose have been straying into Indon airspace.

  21. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Thanks, Alphonso – I have the Packer quote about tax block mounted on my office wall.

    The curse of a vivid imagination – could you imagine Hyphen Hyphen versus Kerry Packer……

  22. Baldrick

    Operation Soverign Boarders …. a Crawford production!

  23. cuckoo

    Kind of reminds me of a nauseating series of ads run by energy company Chevron, in an attempt to fake-up some Green credentials. One showed, on a split screen, a whiny, frowny know-nothing self-righteous teenage girl laying down demands and fiats about what had to be done for ‘the planet’, while on the other side a grown man says all the right things designed to placate her. There, there precious.

  24. H B Bear

    Good God – another six years of this Green moron.

    My fellow Earthians pray for a double dissolution and the mendicant State of South Australia.

  25. How embarrassment! SHY, the Effie of Australian politics, without the humour or intelligence.

  26. cuckoo

    She was quite disrespectful to the [Lieutenant-] General, calling him just “Lieutenant”

    Funny how someone with a (fake) hyphenated surname can’t grasp the idea of a hyphenated title.

  27. hoppers

    .34 – .37 Large hole, swallow me please.

  28. Carpe Jugulum

    could you imagine Hyphen Hyphen versus Kerry Packer

    He would verbally disembowel her [NaDT(TM)]

  29. Kind of reminds me of a nauseating series of ads run by energy company Chevron

    The funny thing was that Chevron was having a lend of greenies, placating a teenage girl in a likely successful attempt at crony capitalism in the process of displaying their green credentials. Teenagers just don’t realise how easy it is for adults to manipulate them, even stupid ones like SHY appealing to their sense of justice.

  30. Futureproof

    talentless, mediocre, uneducated bogan

    She’s educated all right, school – University – politics. She has no life experience, and in her political world, surrounded by idiots, it shows in the stupidity that dribbles from her mouth.

  31. stackja

    I am watching old movies from archive.org. They entertain and the villains lose. SHY is only the latest Green. Bob Brown spoke of UFO or something did he not?

  32. Brett t r

    The child Senator DELIBERATELY didn’t refer to the LT Gen appearing by his correct, commissioned military rank because she – like the left, and the loopy soon to be (in the Senate after the High Court’s decision on Monday) irrelant post 01 July Greens ‘despise’ our military. Their (defence policy) is effectively hugging an invading force – sitting down and singing Kumbuyah !!!

    Not once. Not once has an elected MP from the Greens ever visited our troops in theatre in either Iraq or Afghanistan. They are not patriots. They are not nationalists. They represent 8-10% of the electorate – and without the skewed Senate voting system they’d be lucky to hold a single Senate seat. They are loopy no bodies who everyone but the ABC takes any notice of.

  33. kae

    SHY is not too tightly wrapped.

  34. C.L.

    Is there a reality TV show about border patrols?

    I don’t know.

  35. Talleyrand

    I loved the Flying Doctors series, perhaps that is what Senator-Bank-Clerk is referring to here?

  36. C.L.

    Because I hate to say it but SHY has a point – albeit accidentally.

    Some of these reality TV shows about customs and police (including the AFP) srike me as totally inappropriate. Why does customs give a heads-up to arrivals on what not to do and say? It’s just mindless voyeurism. ‘Oh goodie, this Chinaman is about to be busted for importing a bunch of bananas. Ha ha ha.’

  37. Bushdoc

    If ever there was a definition of the saying ” life imitating art” , this is it. There was a wonderful science fiction comedy movie called Galaxy Quest (which starred Tim Allen, Sigorney Weaver and Alan Rickman), a spoof of Star Trek, the story premise was of an alien species whose planet was attacked and destroyed by a militaristic other species. The aliens had been watching a TV series from earth called “Galaxy Quest” , but believed that the transmissions were “historical documents” , and came to earth seeking help from actors they believed to be actual space heroes.
    Sadly Senator Hanson-Young, is definitely one Bob Browns “earthians”, she has the IQ of a sundried lumpfish, but she is one our elected representatives. As a citizen of this great nation I believe we can either laugh or cry that she has attained a position of power. I will stick with Galaxy Quest and choose to laugh, hoping that if there aliens out there can they please ” beam her up Scotty” Pleeeeeeeeease.

  38. thefrollickingmole

    She probably watches reruns of Chips to uncover evidence of police corruption…

    McLeouds daughters to keep her up to date on Farming.

    And Fat Pizza for her info on the fast food industry.

  39. JakartaJaap

    Never have I felt more ashamed to be an Australian…. That this ignoramus sits in parliament is an indictment of the Greens and the fools who vote for them, as well as the education system in SA.

  40. Leigh

    This statement/question directed at Morrison by two dads around the same time,about another television show yesterday is reported everywhere.
    ” Ms Hanson-Young says there is a clear double standard because the Government cooperates with a commercial television station to broadcast a border security program in Australian airports.”
    But nowhere can I find Morrison’s slap down reply.
    Which was again entertaining.

  41. Notafan

    She thought she had a gotcha but she got herself instead. No excuses and this circus was a waste of taxpayer’s time and money. Or mayby not. The more we see her, the more we know her.
    What a dill.

  42. Some of these reality TV shows about customs and police (including the AFP) srike me as totally inappropriate. Why does customs give a heads-up to arrivals on what not to do and say?

    As I understand it, because they would rather people didn’t try to attempt to bring stuff rather than catch them bringing it. It’s like a disguised Public Service Announcement.

    A lot of border patrol doesn’t concern drugs, a lot of it centres on people getting busted for things like food (which a lot of tourists aren’t aware of how strict Australian customs are on organic material).

  43. Mr Rusty

    The last time I saw that sort of fluttering of eyelashes that the child-Senator was displaying at 0.32, was on the face of a thirteen year old, accompanied by a teenage exasperated ‘Whatever!’

    She did it throughout her ineptogation questioning, it’s a case of acute blepharospasm, no-one blinks with such rapidity. You’ve got mental issues if you’re doing that consciously.

  44. cohenite

    I thought I was watching an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras; princess Sarah; is there a more lachrymose, superficial, vainglorious and yet pernicious politician in this country?

  45. JC

    I thought I was watching an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras; princess Sarah; is there a more lachrymose, superficial, vainglorious and yet pernicious politician in this country?

    Well yes. There’s her boss, Tubbsie Milne. There’s Tanya Plibersek. There’s saddlebags Bandt. How could you forget Lee Rhiannon, the old soviet.

  46. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    is there a more lachrymose, superficial, vainglorious and yet pernicious politician in this country?

    Past contenders would include Bob Brown and Bob Hawke, surely?

  47. You know, this post would have just some extra drollery with the simple addition of an eroteme:

    Television Isn’t Always Real?

  48. Paul

    Oh dear, We’re in more trouble than I thought.

  49. Toiling Mass

    She’s educated all right, school – University – politics.

    It is axoimatic to many on the left that “Everything is political”. A corollary of this is that once they master politics, they have mastered everything.

    Hence they are total retards at economics, science, history etc.

  50. Aaron

    It really is an insult to our Defence and Customs agencies to even be in the presence of SHY let alone questioned by her.

    It’s incredible how she thinks she scored a big ‘gotcha’ moment when Pezzullo confirmed they did have an agreement with Channel 7 for Border Security. The show has been running for over a decade, she really must be stupid if she thinks there is some conspiracy.

  51. entropy

    Gab
    #1174111, posted on February 1, 2014 at 11:58 am
    Yes but did Morrison read the document??!!!!!!

    In the days before the inter tubes, this would have been another example of the media getting away with controlling the narrative. Before this useful web thingamy being able to squirt the whole thing to your home, allowing you to see what really happened, the only message you would have gotten is that Morrison handed read every line of operational documents, and apparently that is SOMETHING A MINISTER SHOULD DO.

    Journalists can no longer decide what the reader needs to know.

  52. cohenite

    Yeah, well fair enough, princess has competition, but you have to admit she’s special.

  53. Grannyfromthehills

    I hope she done not watch Underbelly, and Chopper Reed, and even hop-along Cassidy,(showing my age), she might ideas

  54. JaneS

    The child Senator DELIBERATELY didn’t refer to the LT Gen appearing by his correct, commissioned military rank because she – like the left, and the loopy soon to be (in the Senate after the High Court’s decision on Monday) irrelant post 01 July Greens ‘despise’ our military. Their (defence policy) is effectively hugging an invading force – sitting down and singing Kumbuyah !!!

    Oh but they still want that military. For the day they take power and need boots to step on necks.

    SHY is a sad little embarrassment. Freshman doesn’t even begin to describe it. I did enjoy how, when challenged on Sea Patrol being fictitious, she got very tetchy and her eyelashes started uncontrollably quivering.

    You got done, Sister. And by someone who looks like Ray Romano and Jerry Seinfeld’s love child.

  55. hoppers

    If you can be a Senator, so can I

    (With apologies to the UK football song)

  56. You may recall that Sen. Kim Carr, though now able to splutter and eructate at Mr. Morrison, was the big softy who could not stand up to his own colleagues.

  57. Meagan Kae

    Sea Patrol was being played on the Australian Network across South East Asia (including Indonesia, Thailand, Sri Lanka) just 18 months ago. Ironically under the Gillard/Green watch.

  58. Sparkx

    I was wandering what the ABC will do with this gem given the amount of air time they devote to wise utterings of this airhead.

  59. John Of Cloverdale WA

    This just proves that there is something wrong in our electoral system when a nincompoop like H-Y gets elected. And to call her a child is an insult to all children.

  60. I was wandering what the ABC will do with this gem

    The ABC will take away the fact that the brilliant senator cleverly wrung “an admission” from hostile, evil torturers of peaceful asylum-seekers, of course.

  61. Mrs Beardsley

    Mrs Beardsley is sad, very sad. How could a country lose its grip on Primary and Secondary Education, University and the Main Stream Media to produce someone as stupid, ignorant and disrespectful as this bloated poser is? She is not alone. She has thousands of supporters who are just as ignorant and certain of their moral superiority as she.

  62. Notafan

    ABC just has to pull the cord for the recorded message at those sound bites thingies. The wind up doll can’t do spontenaity.

  63. Gab

    Has the ABC contacted Spider, Nav and Buffer for their comments?

  64. Tom

    Just illustrates how much ground the non-left has to make up: the mainstream was too busy making a living and doing normal things like paying taxes and having families to notice that the left, once just “noises off”, suddenly controls the bureaucracy with its choking regulations, the judiciary (with the result, among other things, that we now have the “coward punch” crisis because progressive judges won’t properly punish offenders), academia and the media with their relentless 24/7 PC gibberish and criticism of the system and its traditions (marriage and family, science, the armed forces).

    The left already controls society and has mounted a reactionary rearguard counter-attack to prevent what we once would have called conservatives upsetting the status quo.

    Hanson-Young simply reminds us that we haven’t regained control over much of government and how easy it was for an inarticulate, uneducated and clinically stupid zombie to achieve real political power.

  65. Viva

    It is a travesty that this sulky, ill informed teenager is sitting in an inquisitorial role quizzing a general and a minister of the crown.

    Like a teenager she had to have explained her the reasons why she couldn’t have her own way over and over again but like the teen she is, she didn’t want to listen. I guess all that remains is for her to retire to her bedroom slamming the door behind her.

  66. Habib

    This is much more of an indictment of the pillocks who elected her rather than this fatuous woman herself. It’s patently obvious to anyone with basic motor function that she’s an imbecile, yet they voted for her. Once again I find myself in the invidious position of agreeing with Keating, the senate is unrepresentative swill. Mussolini would score a seat if he had the right spot on the ticket.

  67. Alfonso

    “The left already controls society”.
    The genius of the left was convincing the old Liberal party it had no choice but to become just another mob of welfare statists or never get elected. The left was/is correct in that analysis.
    Other than some edge tinkering on boats but not 4th world cultural immigration, on car subsidy rorts but not grandiose welfare for having babies…….we have LibLab.

  68. Gab

    Annnd let’s not forget SHY only got in by a nose because she did a deal with Big Mining, Clive Palmer’s party gave her their preferences.

  69. And Another Thing

    I’m not sure what aggravates me most. Whether it’s just that we have this imbecile in parliament or whether we have a voting system that allows such a disaster.

  70. Snoopy

    Youth has its advantages. SHY is too young to recall Sea Hunt.

  71. Empire Strikes Back

    John Of Cloverdale WA
    #1174228, posted on February 1, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    Nothing wrong with the system John. She’s there because just enough mentally ill South Australians managed to complete a valid Senate paper on 24/11/2007 and again last year.

    In a properly ordered society, those voters would have been ineligible on the grounds of insanity. Whether they should be institutionalised of supervised in home care is a debate for another time.

  72. David

    Caveman you left out the c. Otherwise spot on.

  73. JaneS

    Just wait til she finds out that Skippy was fiction. Oh the tears.

  74. Dan

    ….Or the family adopting orphanes’ while running a caravan park up at Summer Bay wasn’t really a documentary

  75. JaneS

    And, please, no-one tell her that Captain Stubing from The Love Boat wasn’t a real captain but an actor. It might be more than the poor dear can bear.

  76. Carol

    Can’t wait to hear what Bob the Builder has to say about the latest revelations about the CFMEU.

  77. johanna

    Snoopy, she not only missed Sea Hunt, the poor dear also is too young to remember that cutting-edge documentary reality show, The Good Life.

  78. Michel Lasouris

    she really must be stupid if she thinks there is some conspiracy.
    But she is…surely? Just a tad over-supplied with chromosomes. I expected nothing less of Senator Hanson Young, I only watched for the laughs.
    I thought the adults in the room were remarkably self restrained.
    The real spectacle was Senator Carr who tried to cross swords with Minister Morrison. The outcome was soooo predictable, and to hear Carr losing the plot was just hilarious.
    Hanson Young’s apparent ignorance of the senior officers rank showed that she is totally unsuitable to be in parliament, and/or it was an attempt by her to feign contempt. Which ever it was so very childish.
    I’m astonished that these fools (who seem never to read what the real world thinks of them,) still plough on regardless. Were it me I’d retire in abject embarrasment

  79. Tracey

    I can’t decide who was worse. Pickles’ Snuggle Bunny, Big Joe’s idiot son or Carr.

  80. Sparkx

    And seriously folks she is raising another. I really fell for that poor child.

  81. H B Bear

    Kim Il Carr is very worried about those AMWU supported jobs.

    Beginning with his.

  82. Sparkx

    Oops sorry that should have feel not fell

  83. The Realist of Qld

    Now cut her some slack all you guys. She mentioned fishing boats so obviously she was talking about 7′s Australian version of Coastwatch which has just hit the airwaves, not Sea Patrol. You couldn’t really expect her to know that there is a difference between the NSW Dept of Fisheries and the Royal Australian Navy could you. After all, they both have uniforms and boats.

    And as to Customs or Border Patrol, not sure which one of those she was referring to, you couldn’t expect her to be able to differentiate between a military operation and a bunch of customs agents checking luggage could you?

    I fear you all think there is an operational brain in that thick bovine like skull but no, there isn’t so stop picking on the handicapped lass will you.

  84. Dan

    ABC 4 Kids programs

    adventures of Abel & Teal – UK Canadian

    Arthur – PBS

    Finely Firetruck – Isle of Man

    Franklin – Canada

    Kioka – Korean

    Koala Brothers – Australian, Playhouse Disney

    Mister Maker – BBC

    Rotary Race Car – UK

    Rupert the Bear – UK

    Thomas & Friends – UK

    Timmy Time – UK

  85. jumpnmcar

    Lol,I had to watch it again.
    The expressions on the old birds face to SHYs right is priceless.
    Replay just focusing on her and see her brain grind.

  86. incoherent rambler

    So few trolls defending the SHY(ster).

    Ask the next green voter – “Did you seriously vote for a Senator, that confuses TV with reality?”

    I guess they did.

  87. boy on a bike

    Maybe she meant Patrol Boat?

  88. Empire Strikes Back

    Is that a double pearl necklace she’s wearing?

    A bit kinky for the Senate, I reckon.

  89. jupes

    I was wandering what the ABC will do with this gem

    Ignore it completely. That’s what they are doing on their website.

  90. Mk50 of Brisbane, Henchman to the VRWC

    I am starting to think that Snake Eyes Heifer-Bong was ‘educated’ by our pet stalinist, Numbers.

  91. Notafan

    The expressions on the old birds face to SHYs right is priceless.

    She started to say “I don’t think that …”
    I wonder what she didn’t think?
    “that is relevant” perhaps?

  92. Helpful cove that I am, I have updated my post of this morning, “Sen. Sarah Hanson-Young at Sea” to include recent antipodean television programmes she might have been trying to recall.

    “Border Patrol” (New Zealand);
    “Coastwatch” (New Zealand);
    “Coastwatch Oz”;
    “Sea Patrol”.

    Have I missed any?

  93. Futureproof

    Youth has its advantages. SHY is too young to recall Sea Hunt.

    Ah, Seahunt with good old Lloyd Bridges. There was a Little Jonny joke about that show, but best not go there, as it is not politically correct.

  94. H B Bear

    Looking forward to the Bolt Heads’ comments on this on Monday morning.

  95. Adrian

    that’s why we need recall elections

  96. Gab

    Nobody show SHY any clips from Flipper!

  97. cohenite

    Annnd let’s not forget SHY only got in by a nose because she did a deal with Big Mining, Clive Palmer’s party gave her their preferences.

    Too right and that fat bastard is going to wreak more havoc when he controls the senate after July 1.

  98. lotocoti

    Maybe she meant Patrol Boat?

    It’s a pity ep. 4 isn’t online.
    She could’ve introduced video proof of racist matelots acting as LNP stormtroopers.

  99. Tom

    I can’t decide who was worse. Pickles’ Snuggle Bunny, Big Joe’s idiot son or Carr.

    The past 24 hours have been very hurtful to Pickles. To have his snuggle bunny termed a swamp donkey and worse has been beyond the pale, you people. I hope he’s OK.

  100. Tom

    Speak of the devil. My deapest sympathy and heartfelt condolences, Pickles.

  101. Pickles

    Sinc
    How come when you post some junk from that fuckwit mate of yours we are told “this is not an opportunity to kick him” but there is never the same rider on PSB? I detect a double standard here.

  102. Toiling Mass

    Senator Pugwash.

    The double pearl necklace could be an acknowledgement of Seaman Staines.

    Bob Brown would have enjoyed Roger the Cabinboy.

    (Discalimer: I know there were no such characters as Seaman Staines or Roger the Cabinboy. Or even Master Bates. But if she can just wish facts into existence for the purpose of ruining the country, I claim the right to wish them to poke fune at her.)

  103. cohenite

    And don’t forget this twit is one of the most vociferous supporters of Muslim and boatie illegals.

    It continues to amaze me that so-called fwemistas like Sarah 2 dads vomit in hatred towards misogynists like Abbot yet embrace and welcome Islam. This is as pure a form of cognitive dissonance as you could find, if you want to be technical and if you don’t want to be technical as pure a form of stupidity; although I suspect there is no difference.

  104. Toiling Mass

    Sorry, that should be ‘fun’, not ‘fune’. Although not entirely thematically irrelevant – ‘fune’ is Japanese for ‘ship’.

  105. Sinclair Davidson

    Pickles – who is PSB?

  106. Amazing. I suspect SHY stills thinks she really put that war-mongering, meat-eating man on the spot.

    Not a lot of self-awareness going on there.

  107. Pickles

    I can’t decide who was worse. Pickles’ Snuggle Bunny, Big Joe’s idiot son or Carr.
    Tell them to stop saying mean things about her and tell Tom to stop posting photos of her taken from unflattering angles. Please.

  108. srr

    But doesn’t art imitate life?

    WhaleHunt Fun recognised baby photos of SHY on the OT.

    Here we have sculptures of her extended spiritual family, created by one of her greatly funded – with our taxes – spiritual sistas:

    http://webneel.com/webneel/blog/most-controversial-art-sculptures-patricia-piccinini-30-sculptures

  109. Gab

    PSB = Pickles’s Snuggle Bunny

  110. boy on a bike

    Nobody show SHY any clips from Flipper!

    Matlock police
    Division 4
    The Sweeney

    Hell, if you show her “Life on Mars”, she’ll think the government is hiding a time travel device.

  111. Ubique

    The croweaters who elected the vile and pig-ignorant SHY should be rounded up and deported to North Korea.

  112. Sinclair Davidson

    Hmmm – I’ve just googled the term pearl necklace. Lets not go there.

  113. WhaleHunt Fun

    Snake Eyes Heifer-Bong

    Best so far.

  114. WhaleHunt Fun

    10th and 11th photos are Julia, I’m sure.

  115. Myrddin Seren

    Poor Princess Sarah Hyphen-Hyphen, being savagely kicked in the ankle by the Committee Chair next to her , dispenses with her next killer question and silently chokes back a tear of regret.

    “Why ?” She thinks to herself “why is the Navy wasting time shooing away poor refos, when they should be combing the Pacific for those poor abandoned castaways on Gilligan’s Island ?!”

  116. WhaleHunt Fun

    This website says most valuable pearl necklace is Elizabeth Taylor La Peregrina $ 11.8 million (sold by Christie’s in 2011)

  117. stackja

    boy on a bike
    #1174348, posted on February 1, 2014 at 4:22 pm

    Consider Your Verdict
    Homicide Chuck Faulkner
    Hunter and Kragg

  118. lem

    I fear she will be whipped with this, facebook keeps giving, it being a weekend and all.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01yNq8BJ2JA&feature=youtu.be

  119. Chris

    Not all (not even that many 13100 1st pref) South Australians voted for this goose, in fact the thrill I got putting her last on the ballot was the most fun I have had in a cardboard booth the second most fun was putting Penny Wong second to last.

    On reflection 13100 is a lot of 1st preference compared to others, geez I am surrounded by idiots.

  120. egg_

    SHY is too young to recall Sea Hunt.

    But has she been to the Black Lagoon?

  121. Fisky

    Twitter Left is going nuts about OSB. Epic trolling opportunities if you have a spare few hours.

  122. Mike of Marion

    Chris
    #1174369, posted on February 1, 2014 at 4:48 pm

    I did the same – S two dads #73, Wong Chap #72

    Mike

  123. jumpnmcar

    Why wasn’t SHY invited?

    She’s got ” Dour Syndrome “.
    “Douries” have similar intelligence to ” Downies ” yet can’t convey similar happiness, at all, ever.

  124. Armadillo

    Why wasn’t SHY invited?

    Righto, I give up this time (although I suspect it has something to do with ‘The Don’ and ‘Meat’). SHY would be a ‘vegan’ I’d suspect? Was she already at the reception eating all the lettuce out of the prawn cocktails before the other guests arrived? Nah….. you don’t look like that living on lettuce alone. More clues please Folklore. This ones a ‘toughie’.

  125. Armadillo

    Folklore

    Opps – spell correct – should be ‘Doomlord’ – my bad.

  126. egg_

    Why wasn’t SHY invited?

    They couldn’t afford the extra catering staff?

  127. manalive

    I sat through the lot, Hanson-Young’s appearances: 02:20:00 – 02:40:00, 03:45:00 – 04:17:00 and from 04:55:00.
    By the end everyone in the room had obviously had enough of her.

  128. Leigh Lowe

    I sat through the lot, Hanson-Young’s appearances: 02:20:00 – 02:40:00, 03:45:00 – 04:17:00 and from 04:55:00.
    By the end everyone in the room had obviously had enough of her.

    I, too, watched the whole thing.
    She was a fucking train-wreck form start to finish – inarticulate, rambling and, when her stupidity became apparent for all to see, indignant instead of shame or humility.
    But come the six o’clock news did they play any one of her numerous Olympic standard gaffes?
    Nope. We got the confected rage from Fatboy Carr, accusing Morrison of being a liar.

  129. Armadillo

    Nope. We got the confected rage from Fatboy Carr, accusing Morrison of being a liar.

    Yep. The ALP and Greens have mastered how to manipulate the media. Exhibit A – The Misogyny speech. It’s damn crude, revolting and everyone should be ‘above it’. However, it makes headlines and sells newspapers.

  130. harrys on the boat

    Her face when her bullshit began unraveling was priceless. Even the rotting corpse next to her tried to stop her from further embarrassment, but to no avail.

    This senate enquiry proves that we should cut a deal with the French to start nuclear testing again in SA. Starting with the populated areas.

  131. Mr Rusty

    Perhaps a better use of Senator Blinkety-Blink’s time would be trying to do what this woman couldn’t manage.

    Actually, bad idea, she wouldn’t last 24 minutes without chocolate.

  132. Leigh Lowe

    Her face when her bullshit began unraveling was priceless. Even the rotting corpse next to her tried to stop her from further embarrassment, but to no avail.

    Priceless indeed.
    As was the barely suppressed grin from the Customs Dept head when he turned to his media flack and asked him to confirm that Customs only had links to one TV show (Border Protection).
    He may as well have asked …
    “Mr Media Manager, can you confirm that the Senator is a goose?”
    “She is, in fact, a goose you say?”
    “Thank you Mr Media Manager”
    There were obviously a few bottom lips being bitten down on along the row.

  133. kae

    Sarah Pugsley-Drone is in The Twilight Zone.

  134. Mk50 of Brisbane, Henchman to the VRWC

    Imagine of Snake-eyes Heifer-Bong had been in Dallas instead of JFK.

    Lee Harvey Oswald to exasperated cop: ‘Three times in the bonce! Three freaking times! And Heifer-Bong’s still walking around like nothing happened!

    Cop: ‘What can I say, you are a crap ammo selector and a crap shot.’

    LHO: ‘What? Three times in the bonce at that range and you say I am a crap shot?’

    Cop: ‘Yup. Dude, it’s Heifer-Bong. Don’t you know what that means?’

    LHO: ‘Erm…’

    Cop: ‘Headshots are useless without AP ammo, son.’

    LHO: ‘Oh crap.’

    Cop: ‘Yup, heartshot might have given you a chance with normal, but it’s hardened and small on a Heifer-Bong, and protected by a lot of blubber.’

    LHO: ‘Bugger. Harpoon next time then?’

    Cop: ‘Yup. Go get one from Stan. Now get outta here and do better next time, dammit!’

  135. 2dogs

    Have I missed any?

    Patrol Boat, which was on her beloved ABC.

    Can anyone recall what happened in the episode titled “Another Bunch of Reffos”?

  136. Habib

    Assorted news providers are all over Julie Bishop for calling “Griffith” “Griffin“. Nary a mention of the Manson Chick’s major league beclowning- I thought we had to have the ABC to balance the right-leaning commercials.

  137. Adrian

    once this issue has gone away, i wouldn’t mind seeing a show or documentary based on OSB out on the high seas…sea patrol was rubbish…

  138. Gab

    sea patrol was rubbish

    for a reality show it wasn’t too bad.

  139. I chuckled, don’t know about the rest of you but I chuckled.

    Amazing to think that not only do we pay her, we pay her staff, some of whom are employed to research things on her behalf… and this is what we got…

  140. mizaris

    The child Senator DELIBERATELY didn’t refer to the LT Gen appearing by his correct,

    I don’t think it was deliberate…she’s not smart enough for it to have been deliberate. She probably just forgot his correct title in her haste to make herself look like a fool.

  141. Dan

    Did she pronounce lieutenant loo-tenant, or leff-tenant?

  142. Jack

    Don’t mock Sarah. As I posted elsewhere, she is in a dark place right now, but is still a chance of pulling it all together, just like Charlene from Ramsey Street who went on to make it big as a singer on the world stage. Haters gonna hate.

  143. Chris

    “I sat through the lot, Hanson-Young’s appearances: 02:20:00 – 02:40:00, 03:45:00 – 04:17:00 and from 04:55:00.
    By the end everyone in the room had obviously had enough of
    her.

    I definitely had enough of her, did she have any idea? What was she was doodling (X@#~!?) on her notebook, looked like a spoilt child that thinks she rules the house & cant handle daddy giving the answer she does not agree with.

  144. Nic

    The SMH has a banner headline talking about Julie Bishop’s “gaffe” in calling the electorate of Griffith, Griffin. Imagine what they say when they get hold of SHY’s gaffe. Watches tumbleweeds ……. Crickets chirp…

  145. mmxx

    There appears to be a deliberate leftist intent to diminish formal titles of officialdom in the coalition federal government.

    Senator Hanson-Young’s deliberate insult by referring to Lieutenant-General Campbell’s rank in junior terms as “Lieutenant” is channelling Human Rights Commission president Jillian Triggs who constantly refers to the federal Attorney General for Australia as “the attorney”.

    This is puerile game playing at its best, that simply reflects on the small mindedness of the game players and their barnacle-encrusted political parties!

  146. Tintarella di Luna

    Assorted news providers are all over Julie Bishop for calling “Griffith” “Griffin“. Nary a mention of the Manson Chick’s major league beclowning- I thought we had to have the ABC to balance the right-leaning commercials.

    They’re the effing electorate-pronunciation Taliband, tenants in the high dungeon because the Hyphenated Heifer made such a clown of herself they need to conflate something else so the beclownment is in the memory hole.

  147. Pete of Perth

    Luckily SHY hasn’t blown the cover of our ultra-secret counter-insurgent secret weapon: flipper.

    Thank you USA.

  148. Gab

    They’re the effing electorate-pronunciation Taliband, tenants in the high dungeon because the Hyphenated Heifer made such a clown of herself they need to conflate something else so the beclownment is in the memory hole.

    Ahahaha is that the best they can come up with to deflect from SHY’s public display of dumbness? They’re not even trying.

  149. Patrol Boat, which was on her beloved ABC.

    Thanks, 2dogs, I added that one.

    Did she pronounce lieutenant loo-tenant, or leff-tenant?

    Dan, Dan, you didn’t have to ask really, did you? The wrong way, of course.
    I hear that the silly senator is so annoyed with the numbers people intimating she’s a tad thick that she’s seeking advice from a lawyer—she’s been trying to engage Dennis Denuto, but having difficulty locating his office.

  150. srr

    Sad thing is, if you Google, senator Sarah hanson-young, sarah Hanson young, with or without, idiot, Morrison, and other combinations looking for how stupid she came across, you get a whole lot of her bleeding heart and how secretive/bad Morrison is.

    Seems the ABC, GREENS LEFT are safe while the Google, Wikipedia and the UN are still recognised entities.

    Fortunately, time and timing don’t belong to them.

  151. Gab

    she’s seeking advice from a lawyer—she’s been trying to engage Dennis Denuto, but having difficulty locating his office.

    Tell her to engage Harvey Specter instead. He’s a better lawyer quite scrumptious as well.

  152. Danzig_misfit

    She really is dumb. The shame is I know people who I thought were intelligent agree with everything this retard says.

  153. Dan Lewis

    She definitely isn’t getting the same treatment as Pauline Hanson (or even George W. Bush) after far less embarrassing ‘gaffes’.

    If it weren’t for Bolta and Tim Blair I’d have been completely unaware of this. I think it’s not just the ABC who have a bit more work to in exposing this woman and her party for what they are.

  154. Danzig_misfit

    Loving the leftards on various sites trying to dismiss the olympic level retardedness shown by hyphen.

  155. james

    Just goes to show how amazingly left of centre the average journalist is that this has been rather successfully dumped down the memory hole.

    The narrative was that Morrison was going to be grilled relentlessly for his unacceptable secrets. The narrative must be stuck to even if Kim exploded in theatrical rage over nothing and SHY gaffed the joint up.

    Can you imagine how her staffers got screamed at after that?

  156. Cold-Hands

    Found on the ‘net:

    Greens’ Hanson-Young says closure of Mt Thomas police station reckless and will increase crime from Ramsay Street to Summer Bay…’

  157. Cold-Hands

    There are claims that “Sea Patrol Sarah” was in fact referring to the new reality TV show “Coastwatch Oz”. Unfortunately, that doesn’t wash. If this was indeed the case, the child senator had the opportunity to correct the record when she was asked if she was referring to “the fictional “Sea Patrol” series” and could not do so.

  158. Gab

    There are claims that “Sea Patrol Sarah” was in fact referring to the new reality TV show “Coastwatch Oz”

    Unfortunately, it doesn’t wash ( :) ) as the Coastguard show is about officers under the NSW Fisheries and Tugboat Sarah was accusing the Federal Immigration /Customs departments which only makes her seem even more dumb if that’s the show to which she was referring.

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