Update I: From the thread:
Poor Princess Sarah Hyphen-Hyphen, being savagely kicked in the ankle by the Committee Chair next to her , dispenses with her next killer question and silently chokes back a tear of regret.
“Why ?” She thinks to herself “why is the Navy wasting time shooing away poor refos, when they should be combing the Pacific for those poor abandoned castaways on Gilligan’s Island ?!”
Update II: More from the thread: