Q & A Forum: May 26, 2014

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274 Responses to Q & A Forum: May 26, 2014

  1. Gab

    having a Cat panel fielding questions from the leftwing scumbags in the audience.

    Love the idea. My “dream” panel would be CL, Deadman, Nilk, JC and Fisky.

  2. Gab

    JC would have to have a couple of very attractive female body guards to stop him from biffo-ing the dumb lefties in the audience, but.

  3. Do those cretins realise we’d forgive the tax levy, excise hike and other malfeasance if they’d just grant us the small gift of razing the ABC to the ground, salting the earth and selling survivors for organ harvesting and medical experiments.

    I don’t think there’s an anti-rejection drug in existence that can overcome the putridity of leftist organs. They wouldn’t work.

  4. Motelier

    Love the idea. My “dream” panel would be CL, Deadman, Nilk, JC and Fisky.

    Now name the bouncers on the door.

    Let them in….ummmmm

    NADT

  5. Gab

    Bouncers would be Dot, natch, and Tiny Dancer and Pickles as these two would just disarm them with their humour, wit and intelligence and confound them with their wily way with words. I’d have Abu Chowdah at the door just blowing cigar smoke in their faces as many would complain and at that point Dot would deftly eject them into the cold dark night.

    Infidel Tiger would finish the show with a stand-up routine mocking and lampooning the Left.

  6. JC

    Love the idea. My “dream” panel would be CL, Deadman, Nilk, JC and Fisky.

    The most commonly used term through the hour would be..you fucking moron.

    I don’t know how it hasn’t happened, but Springer- Jones would be wearing a shiner the next day if he interrupted any guest on this exalted panel. I/we’d do the right thing and warn him beforehand though.

  7. At what point in the show am I allowed to proposition the easy-on-the-eye panellist (or if there isn’t one, there’ll be a hot young thing asking one of the first couple of questions)?

  8. JC

    At what point in the show am I allowed to proposition the easy-on-the-eye panellist (or if there isn’t one, there’ll be a hot young thing asking one of the first couple of questions)?

    That’s actually not a bad idea. Don’t ask the audience for their political affiliations. Ask them to send in 20 selfies in different poses. That’s one way of weeding out the leftwingers.

  9. Motelier

    And how do I shout out the lefty sitting next to me..

    Oh hang on………

  10. harrys on the boat

    You’re going about it the wrong way. You’d want a 100% greenfilth and socialist alliance audience. You’d want a couple of lefty panelists as well as snowcone. After all where’s the fun in verbally abusing lefties amongst yourselves when you can do it to their face.

  11. Viva

    I have to say that Jean Kitson has made the most sense tonight.

    She’s married to Patrick Cooke – one of the few right of centre cartoonists around

    Tim Storrier reminded me a bit of Peter Hitchens – same donnish aloofness speaking good conservative common sense

  12. Alfonso

    The Liberals are deeply psychologically and culturally damaged……
    They expect me to continue to pay for Q&A without a whimper.
    They expect me to be infected by their learned helplessness as if it’s normal.

    F**k them.

  13. Fisky

    I don’t know how it hasn’t happened, but Springer- Jones would be wearing a shiner the next day if he interrupted any guest on this exalted panel. I/we’d do the right thing and warn him beforehand though.

    We would employ Bird to stand behind the little shit and crack him one across the ear every time he tried on the interruption jive.

  14. Looks like i didn’t miss too much last night.

    Morning All.

  15. nilk, iron bogan

    Love the idea. My “dream” panel would be CL, Deadman, Nilk, JC and Fisky.

    That would be comedy gold, and it would ramp up the possibility of vitriol being dumped on me at home by rusted-on leftards who for some reason don’t like me very much and subscribe to the Aged. :D

    Bring it, baby!

    And you are correct, Carpe. You missed Jack.

  16. My “dream” panel

    We have no need of the ABC to record such a colloquium; someone, surely, could arrange a studio…

  17. Tracey

    Apparently the Twitter twits are in an uproar about Jean Kittson’s performance. She should have expected that for talking some sense, I suppose.

  18. At least Jean Kitson was pleasant in her ditzyness. Preferrable to a sour lefty – e.g. Flanagan.

    Storrier however, has blown his chances of ever winning another Archibald prize.

  19. Beertruk

    And how do I shout out the lefty sitting next to me..

    Oh hang on………

    Like this.

  20. Boambee John

    I missed the forum for the last couple of weeks, but is it true that David Marr punched his fist into his other hand in front of Sharman Stone’s (or was it another Liberal woman MP) face?
    If so, how does a punch on air by a mature (in years at least) political commentator compare to a rumoured, non-witnessed, punch thirty years ago by a young (and naive??) uni student on the scale of threat?

  21. john constantine

    refresh my memory, how much stuff did billy shorten have to pay for himself in his early career?.

    if an abbottbeast daughter getting a scholarship is an issue, why don’t the media take a good look at billy shortens benefactors over the years, and how much of that cashflow to the great man was won through open competition?.

    free stuff shorten has lived a charmed life when it comes to the gravy train. how did someone with a head like pie that has passed through a sick dog, someone that leaves ruins behind him in his climb up the career mountain, get so much free stuff, and why do the abbottbeastlets get made hate targets while shorten gets a free ride?.

  22. Yohan

    I didn’t watch QnA, but saw some CAT’s saying how Jean Kitson was not bad and actually made some good points.

    Today the media has gone on a full frontal attack about her ‘train wreck’ appearance. It all seems to hinge on the fact she was not hating on Abbott666 like they expected her to.

  23. Anne

    Viva,

    one of the few right of centre cartoonists around

    Spooner being the other one.

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