New Years Eve 2016

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27 Responses to New Years Eve 2016

  1. Baldrick

    A joke to end 2016:

    How many SJWs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One to hold it up and then the world revolves around them.

  2. Top Ender

    Still in love with Abba’s blonde!

  3. rickw

    Have a good one all! Gutter issues fixed so now time for a few beverages!

  4. Zulu Kilo Die Onuitspreeklike

    How many Palestinians does it take to change a light globe?

    None, it’s easier to sit in the dark and blame Israel.

  5. Zulu Kilo Die Onuitspreeklike

    Still in love with Abba’s blonde!

    Top Ender, “love” is NOT spelt L.U.S.T……

  6. Chris

    Nice, Baldrick.

    An old man, possibly a Cat commenter, was trying to get out of the city by bus on New Year’s Eve. At the far end of the bus stop was a young man with a big Mohawk in wild colours – green, yellow, red.

    As our hero inspected this doubtful vision of our future voters, He turned and snarled ‘What’sa matter old man, never done anything wild and crazy in you life??’

    The eyebrows went up.

    “Well, actually I once had sex with a parrot. I am wondering if you might be my son.”

  7. Baldrick

    Remember the last time Malcolm changed a lightbulb?
    Yeah, thanks for that!

  8. Leo G

    Elizabeth Farrelly finds cause for optimism in the fag end of this pessimum, anno horribilis. Her 7-point plan might just avert the new dark age of Trump if it can flower in the light of the last hours of 2016. An outline of her masterplan was published in today’s Silly:
    1. Government will stop all motorway construction
    2. Trees will be planted in all urban areas (In car places)
    3. People power will end the use of coal to produce electricity.
    4. Election-free democracy
    5. Nanny state rule by real nannies locking the gate against mining and fracking everywhere
    6. Eddie Obeid jailing
    7. City of Sydney altruism to be adopted as the archetype of civilization.
    Lunar Lizzie calls for us all to abandon worship of the Catherine wheels spinning out carbon like fairy floss in the last hours to look for her flowers among the rubble.

  9. Bob in Castlemaine

    Big tick Sinc. ABBA, still the best!

  10. Zulu Kilo Die Onuitspreeklike

    New year –

    “Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter

    Sermons and soda water, the day after…”

  11. H B Bear

    Barking Betty and the Fauxfacts kiddies moaning about the cost of the NYE fireworks is as regular as their whining about ANZAC Day and war and Australia Day and the abos.

    Those few that are left are just phoning it in now. Leftism by numbers.

  12. Anne

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    ¸)`*•😍🍷Big Year ahead! 🍷🎊
    🍷🎊2017 will be the year Good conquers Evil!🎆
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    .¸.Happy New Year 🎆
    . Everyone! 🍷🎊
    `*•.¸ . Love Anne xxx .¸. 👏😍🍷🍻🍷..¸.
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  13. Megan

    My goodness Anne, that’s a festive New Year contribution!

    Happy, happy 2017 Cats! Let there be hard liquor, dancing and song. But not too much, unfair to expect Calli and the cleaning crew to front up bright and early on New Years Day.

  14. Nerblnob

    People power will end the use of coal to produce electricity

    To the treadmill, go!

  15. wivenhoe

    If I knew how to start a go fund me page, I would set one up in order to send Elisabeth Faraway, on the Mars colinization flight.

  16. jock

    Ok. Watching the muppets on nye with the kids. Its great to watch a realistic movie. Tina fey as a communist commissar of a soviet gulag. The part fits like a glove. Its her!

  17. Carpe Jugulum

    Yoi o-toshi o

    Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu

    Happy new Year from Carpe & Lady Jugulum.

  18. wivenhoe

    What you said back at you, Carpe and Lady, all the best for the New Year.

  19. C.L.

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    .•°*”˜ HAPPY NEW YEAR ˜”*°•.
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  20. Motelier

    All the best for 2017 cats and kittehs

    However Malturd and the liblights get this.

    “May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.”

  21. Notafan

    Happy New Year i gatti.

    A few hours to go for me.

  22. Zulu Kilo Die Onuitspreeklike

    “May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down.”

    “If it was raining virgins, I’d be washed down a gutter with Liberace.”

    All the best for 2017, Motelier.

  23. Zulu Kilo Die Onuitspreeklike

    Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu

    Happy new Year from Carpe & Lady Jugulum.

    ‘n gelukkige nuwe jaar ann almalod die Cat…

  24. John64

    TheirABC’s New Year’s Eve extravaganza is another disgrace.

    Oh well, only 24 minutes until it’s 2017. Happy New Year to all!

  25. Entropy

    wivenhoe
    #2248759, posted on December 31, 2016 at 8:40 pm
    If I knew how to start a go fund me page, I would set one up in order to send Elisabeth Faraway, on the Mars colinization flight.

    Definitely one for the ‘B’ Ark.

  26. Mullumhillbilly

    How many Wafflers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    One, but he just can’t let go while he’s screwing it up.

  27. Elizabeth (Lizzie) B.

    Half an hour to go here in Seattle. It’s like being two weeks overdue for a baby, and watching everyone else get there before you do.

    Given up the idea of going to the Space Needle. Sitting quietly with friends, drinking a cocktail made from a Seattle gin called Hedge Cutter. Ipad to hand to see what’s happening on screen apart from the hotel’s re-run of Time Square celebrations and awful singers. 🙂

    Ah, Hairy’s found a local TV channel for the space needle. Here it comes. Freezing here too.

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