Q&A Forum: March 13, 2017

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  1. custard

    Probably won’t watch tonight’s episode Carpe, but I’ll take 52 please.

    Many thanks to the watchers.

  2. Baldrick

    Konbanwa Carpe San. Can’t stay an enjoy the festivities tonight unfortunately but can I have 17 please.

  3. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Thirty, please Carpe.

  4. stackja

    Daughter of dead skunk legend.

  5. Carpe Jugulum

    Konbanwa troops

    Bidding is open;

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 4
    Custard 52
    Baldrick 17
    ZK2A 30

  6. Jimmy the Boy

    Please Sir, Mr Carpe may I have 35?

  7. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 4
    Custard 52
    Baldrick 17
    ZK2A 30
    Jimmy the Boy 35

  8. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 4
    Custard 52
    Baldrick 17
    ZK2A 30
    Jimmy the Boy 35
    Egg 10

  9. stackja

    I took low. Why would ABC allow any interruptions? Gems I am sure tonight.

  10. egg_

    Panellists: Mem Fox, Author; Martha Wainwright, Canadian Singer-Songwriter; Neil Armfield, Theatre and opera director; Ursula Yovich, Actress and cabaret singer; and Kim Williams, Author and former media executive.

  11. Carpe Jugulum

    Panellists: Mem Fox, Author; Martha Wainwright, Canadian Singer-Songwriter; Neil Armfield, Theatre and opera director; Ursula Yovich, Actress and cabaret singer; and Kim Williams, Author and former media executive.

    Tonight will be Trump666SatanHitler

  12. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Mem Fox, Author;

    Her that doesn’t like United States Immigration officials?

  13. stackja

    Four Corners said DT created working poor! Panel will agree.

  14. Carpe Jugulum

    Four Corners said DT created working poor! Panel will agree.

    He’s only been POTUS for 6 weeks, he moves faster than Dr Evil

  15. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 4
    Custard 52
    Baldrick 17
    ZK2A 30
    Jimmy the Boy 35
    Egg 10
    Cpt Seahawks 11

  16. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 4
    Custard 52
    Baldrick 17
    ZK2A 30
    Jimmy the Boy 35
    Egg 10
    Cpt Seahawks 11
    Peter F 15

  17. PeterF

    Mem Fox will be able to express her hatred of all things Trump. I wonder if the subject of pedophiles will come up.

  18. Turtle of WA

    14 please Jugulum.

    Evening all.

  19. stackja

    Can’t stay awake. Will check tomorrow.

  20. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 4
    Custard 52
    Baldrick 17
    ZK2A 30
    Jimmy the Boy 35
    Egg 10
    Cpt Seahawks 11
    Peter F 15
    Turtle of WA 14

  21. Turtle of WA

    He’s only been POTUS for 6 weeks, he moves faster than Dr Evil

    He had a negative honeymoon period.

    As opposed to Barry, who is still on a honeymoon.

  22. Mike of Marion

    It will be love-in tonight – 40 please Carpe.

  23. Harlequin Decline

    Carpe, 27 please if you would be so kind.

  24. Turtle of WA

    Off topic, Today I went past the security fences for the Roe 8 road project Labor is scrapping (Victoriastan here we come).

    All been knocked down.

    What a depressing sight. Progress knocked down by swampfilth barbarians.

  25. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 4
    Custard 52
    Baldrick 17
    ZK2A 30
    Jimmy the Boy 35
    Egg 10
    Cpt Seahawks 11
    Peter F 15
    Turtle of WA 14
    Mike of Marion 40
    Harlequin Decline 27

  26. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    What a depressing sight. Progress knocked down by swampfilth barbarians.

    Anywhere between fifty to a hundred and thirty million dollars to cancel those contracts. Any one of those contractors ever do business with a State Government again?

  27. Vic in Prossy

    may i have 36, please Carpe?

  28. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 4
    Custard 52
    Baldrick 17
    ZK2A 30
    Jimmy the Boy 35
    Egg 10
    Cpt Seahawks 11
    Peter F 15
    Turtle of WA 14
    Mike of Marion 40
    Harlequin Decline 27
    Vic in Prossy 36

  29. egg_

    Queer host on Q&A sideshow – it had to happen.

  30. Carpe Jugulum

    Ok troops, it’s time, Strap on your codpiece, yodel with gusto and;

    llllleeeettttssss get rrreeeaaadddyyyy to rrrrrrruuuummmmbbblllleeee

  31. Carpe Jugulum

    Oh my god snowcone tone has been replaced by a gay mini me

  32. Carpe Jugulum

    1st question from some old hobo

  33. marcus w

    Tom’s actually a nice guy , witty … I reckon 20 tops please Carpe

  34. Turtle of WA

    The elite socialists are living it up while the proletariat are out on their arse. Good one lefties.

  35. Carpe Jugulum

    1st answer = the value of the arts for mainland tasmania.

    bodies in designer barrels.

  36. egg_

    Manufacturing vs the Yartz.

  37. PeterF

    “The energy that is generated” will power SA for years. We have discovered the holy grail of energy, the Yarts

  38. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 4
    Custard 52
    Baldrick 17
    ZK2A 30
    Jimmy the Boy 35
    Egg 10
    Cpt Seahawks 11
    Peter F 15
    Turtle of WA 14
    Mike of Marion 40
    Harlequin Decline 27
    Vic in Prossy 36
    Marcus W 20

  39. marcus w

    bodies in designer barrels. ….. siblings I think Carpe

  40. Turtle of WA

    Industry is a “completely other thing”.

    Productivity is what pays for art. Dickhead.

  41. Motelier

    Shit, I was just chanell surfing officer, honest.

  42. copperfield

    Neil Armfield fathered Ben Fold who plays in a band who’s name i can’t quite recall.

  43. Turtle of WA

    This question has put the bubble dwellers on the spot.

  44. marcus w

    Phuck … lucky they got climate change “energy”…… it’s dark and not very windy there at the moment

  45. Carpe Jugulum

    are these people speaking english?

  46. Uh oh

    ‘More people participate in the arts than in sport’. Could we do a pub test on that statement?

  47. Turtle of WA

    Not one knows where their bread and butter comes from.

  48. Vic in Prossy

    Odd-looking lot of people.

  49. Cpt Seahawks

    Was that a negative interruption?

  50. PeterF

    Lots of empathy for people losing jobs tonite, shame those giving it lap up grants from the taxpayer.

  51. Turtle of WA

    So if the arts makes so much money, why are there grants?

  52. Carpe Jugulum

    If you had these people as dinner guests, you would fake your own death to make them leave.

  53. marcus w

    ” it’s not an easy life being an artist ” not like garbo , or general peasant

  54. Turtle of WA

    Martha can’t feed her kids.

  55. egg_

    So if the arts makes so much money, why are there grants?

    Car makers likely sponsor many Artistes.

  56. George Wallace

    They really do believe that they are incredibly special and unique people, with insights about the human condition that lesser mortals don’t have.

    Astonishing.

  57. Carpe Jugulum

    Martha can’t feed her kids.

    One of her “supporters” could keep them going for a few weeks (NADT)

  58. PeterF

    I have a terrible feeling this show will be unbelievably boring.

  59. Motelier

    If you had these people as dinner guests, you would fake your own death to make them leave.

    Sorry, just checked, no invites for any panelists tonight!

  60. Turtle of WA

    The piano didn’t scream back to you. Harmonics in your voice created resonant vibrations in the strings.

  61. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ who would serve my coffee and clean my toilet?

  62. PeterF

    I think the arse-less chaps should go to the last person watching.

  63. George Wallace

    Kim Williams interesting.

    Nice jacket.

  64. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ who would rob the graves for medical experiments.

  65. egg_

    So if the arts makes so much money, why are there grants?

    Three grog makers among the 10 sponsors of Womadelaide.

  66. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ what would the zombies eat?

  67. Turtle of WA

    Mem Fox makes a living by propagandising children with leftprop.

  68. Carpe Jugulum

    Mem fox enters US on incorrect visa, bitches when she is pulled up.

    Stupid harpy.

  69. egg_

    If we got rid of ‘artists’

    They get a free upgrade to the C-Ark.

  70. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ i would have to use manure to fertilise my aubergine plants.

  71. Carpe Jugulum

    Brave Mem.

    Nothing says brave like being a whiny old hag on the ALPBC

  72. marcus w

    Hmmmmm … not many comments tonight ….. I don’t think any of us can find an argument to counter …. or are dumbstruck by the babble ……. OH. FFS ….3rd question about how shit Trump is ..

  73. egg_

    Martha seems rather mellow.

  74. Turtle of WA

    Trump666isHitlerGodwinsLawBeDamned.

  75. Cpt Seahawks

    Are they all self triggering? One after the other.

  76. Turtle of WA

    Armfield is a prize Fwit.

  77. PeterF

    Google Mem Fox husband. If Mem thinks she was badly treated, what about the kid.

  78. Carpe Jugulum

    Without ‘artists’ who would help me hide the bodies.

  79. Splatacrobat

    I’m surprised how they can have all their arms and hands on top of the table and simultaneously be able to jerk each other panel member off.

    Must be the magic arts.

  80. Turtle of WA

    Paul Keating is a hero that you can love, John Howard isn’t. What a tosser.

  81. Cpt Seahawks

    This will a comedy musical theme one day. It’s great content.

  82. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ would syphilis have anything left to infect?

  83. Carpe Jugulum

    aboriginal actress is proud of her role in a production no one has seen.

  84. Turtle of WA

    Don’t you get paid to go to funerals?

  85. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ the Blue Oyster Bar would go broke.

  86. Cpt Seahawks

    Trigger count 19.

  87. George Wallace

    Mem Fox can take a hike. Countries can control their birders as they like. It’s not a PR exercise.

    I remember crossing the border into Syria on a backpacking holiday in ’95.

    I had gone across the northern border via Turkey. At the time Hafeez Al Assad was in power.

    They took one look at my passport and detained me for 3 hours. Where had I been. Where was I going. Etc etc.

    It was tough. They were never unpleasant, but they weren’t holding back either. They let me in and I had a great time.

    I remember thinking that it was their country, they could manage their border as they wished.

    I was 25.

  88. Turtle of WA

    Why don’t you make a play about a lefty victim welfare mentality leaving a three year old alcohol-foetal kid sittimg in a puddle of piss while mum’s on the woobla?

  89. Uh oh

    Let it end. Please, let it end.

  90. marcus w

    Lucky there is no “shoot yourself in the head APP”…….this show will have to go down as a landmark shit show ..

  91. PeterF

    I think Martha is as thick as dogshit.

  92. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ my soylent green recipe would be missing a key ingredient

  93. George Wallace

    Wainwright just compared a democratically elected US government to the Gestapo.

    FFS. We are talking utter idiocy.

  94. PeterF

    How about an interruption count now so we can all go to bed. I’m sorry Carpe, I think you are wasting your valuable time tonite.

  95. Uh oh

    Martha says that her father was married to her mother. Deep, very deep.

  96. C.L.

    Paul Keating is a hero that you can love.

    I always laugh at today’s leftists loving Paul Keating.
    In his heyday they HATED Keating like no other public figure.

  97. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ who would shine my shoes

  98. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ who will pick up my dry cleaning

  99. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ who would breast feed my greyhounds.

  100. Cpt Seahawks

    Yes, she found that out in a song.

  101. Cpt Seahawks

    Reverse interruptions

  102. Copperfield

    FMD…There was a shot of an audience member who looked like the girl friend of Brains,from The Thunderbirds.

  103. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ only ALP/ABC staffers would get arrested for kiddie pron.

  104. PeterF

    Bill Leak was a champion of the arts. Bet he doesn’t get a Guernsey tonite.

  105. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ i would need firewood in winter.

  106. john constantine

    If not for artists, who would ask me if i would like fries with that?.

  107. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ the wolves would be hungry in winter

  108. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ i would need to render an alternative form of fat to make soap

  109. PeterF

    Great Question about Bill

  110. Turtle of WA

    Great question. Now watch them abuse a dead man.

  111. George Wallace

    Bill Leak RIP.

    He’s probably looking down at this farce and pissing himself laughing right now.

  112. HT

    F.M.D

    Haven’t watched this in long time. Didn’t think it possible that it could get worse.

    …But it did…

    And while I’m st it, answer the fucking question you whining bitch.

  113. Turtle of WA

    “We need to have control of those stories”.

  114. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ i would have nothing to sacrifice to the dreaded God Torak

  115. Uh oh

    The Leak question. Watch them squirm and obfuscate.

  116. Uh oh

    Armfield thinks that Leak was ‘despicable’. Oh dear.

  117. Turtle of WA

    Accusing others of loving the sound of their own voice.

  118. PeterF

    The swampfilth are yelling out.

  119. These people are not artists, they are amateur exponents of socialist street theatre. They are not interested in entertaining or stimulating the visual or emotional senses of the sensible population they just want to frolic in front of their indoctrinated fuckwit friends

  120. Nick

    Yep, funding for artists to express freely, yet Leak as an artist was a despicable racist.m

  121. Pete of Perth

    If we got rid of artists who would polish my knob?

  122. marcus w

    At last … something interesting … the crazed artist in the stalls

  123. Nick

    Yep, funding for artists to express freely, yet Leak as an artist was a despicable racist.

  124. George Wallace

    No question about s 18 C. The man was bullied and harassed by the HRC, he had to sell up and go into hiding, he had a heart attack and died.

    Utter tragedy.

  125. Turtle of WA

    So political correctness is what a lefty defines as “polite”.

  126. HT

    Memo to Self: don’t move to Canada

  127. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ the illegal organ trade would collapse

  128. Nick

    All I can think is the call to ‘crucify him, crucify him’.

  129. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ ISIS would throw themselves off buildings

  130. PeterF

    Carpe,you’re not watching are you?

  131. egg_

    So political correctness is what a lefty defines as “polite”.

    So shut up!

  132. Cpt Seahawks

    Just woken up briefly from her Canadian coma.

  133. HT

    Other People’s Money, YEAH!

    FFS

  134. Carpe Jugulum

    If we got rid of ‘artists’ would i still be able to sell wolf nipple chips at the footy?

  135. George Wallace

    Wainwright should be dropped into an aboriginal settlement near Darwin. She might learn something about why Leak’s cartoon was so powerful.

  136. Turtle of WA

    Defend Leak, a non-lefty artist, and get screamed at by an angry mob.

    They proved the point. Only one person had the guts to defend free speech, or even knew what it was.

  137. Nick

    They clapped that it would be banned in the US. The racist, Trump led US that they complain about ?

  138. Carpe Jugulum

    Carpe,you’re not watching are you?

    I am , but the whiskey has the upper hand at the moment.

  139. Grumpy Racist Homophobe

    Oops, Monday isn’t it – must be Q&A night. Too late again. How about minus 4549?

  140. Turtle of WA

    They’d rather pay for their own art.

  141. egg_

    Defend Leak, a non-lefty artist, and get screamed at by an angry mob.

    The Left’s version of “polite”.

  142. Carpe Jugulum

    These people are such pathetic tax hoovers, mutual masturbators and petty banstubators the only solution is a flame thrower, followed by napalm, then a nuke, then salt the earth.

  143. Uh oh

    Neil Armfield has really gone downhill since his moon trip, hasn’t he?

  144. PeterF

    I’ll have to repeat myself,Martha is as thick as dogshit.

  145. Copperfield

    Tonight’s Take Away:Marta’s ‘tablets’ were confiscated at customs

  146. Turtle of WA

    Mem Fox: “I just don’t understand them”.

    FFS.

    So the working class need more art and then they’ll be better off.

    FFS.

  147. marcus w

    Martha darling …. have the joint AFTER the show … I know it’s called the green room …

  148. Cpt Seahawks

    The seats in theatres are empty because of us, or government.

  149. classical_hero

    Thank god for that comment MP, most of the panel would not create something worth watching.

  150. Carpe Jugulum

    Neil Armfield has really gone downhill since his moon trip, hasn’t he?

    aaaaahahahahahahahhahaha

    good one

  151. PeterF

    Comment of the nite,Uhoh

  152. HT

    I don’t watch the crap anymore, I gave up last year but thought I drop in and see if it had changed.

    if these toddlers reflect Australian society, I seriously worry about the future of my country.

  153. Turtle of WA

    Wall to wall looters.

  154. Carpe Jugulum

    That is one hour and 5 minutes i will never get back.

  155. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruptions came in at 3, and that is being generous.

    Jackpot to next week.

    Someone please unleash the hounds.

  156. Turtle of WA

    That last comment by Mem Fox was the most laughable bit of elitism I’ve ever seen. I wonder if she’s mates with Triggsy.

  157. marcus w

    Is defacing and burning art centers racist ?

  158. HT

    I for fucks sake. A whinny leftard song by a whining leftard shiela who obviously hasn’t checked her privilege in a while >:(

  159. Noddy

    Who said it (Q&A) can’t get worse? This is lower than the bottom of the pits!

  160. Turtle of WA

    Thanks Jugulum.

    Night all.

    The horror, the horror.

  161. PeterF

    Carpe,you deserve a bottle of J.Walker Black Label, I’ll post it tomorrow. If Martha is an example of the Arts in action,Canada’s got a problem.

  162. PeterF

    Good nite all, hope to recover by next Monday so I can join in.

  163. Vic in Prossy

    Too far up ’emselves.

  164. Harlequin Decline

    Thanks Carpe, hope the whiskey lasted.

  165. Anonandon

    Just fucking awful. Mem Fox – how can you live that long and come out the other end as clueless as you started? Restricting free speech on the grounds of politeness ffs.

  166. stackja

    Carpe, no silver spoon for being close?

  167. OldOzzie

    George Wallace
    #2325326, posted on March 13, 2017 at 10:31 pm
    Wainwright should be dropped into an aboriginal settlement near Darwin. She might learn something about why Leak’s cartoon was so powerful.

    George,

    I would recommend Kintore, Mt Liebig (Court orders wind up of Mt Liebig store), Fitzroy Crossing (specifically the Crossing Inn at Night – Aboriginal-owned Kimberley hotels in court over racial discrimination allegations) at night, Halls Creek, Broome at Night, Tennant Creek at night, Rabbit Flat shop etc, etc.

  168. Titch

    “More people participate in the arts than in sport’. This is a delightfully fake version of the facts, and trotted out whenever “The Yarts” are challenged re their worth. What they never explain is that the ABS statistics include library attendance in the report. ABS 4172.0 if you want to check.
    Library attendance numbers swamps both Art Gallery and Museum attendance combined. But heh, never allow such reality to come to public notice, much better to claim the high ground and hope no one questions your statements.

  169. Up The Workers!

    “Arse-less Chaps”???

    I know about Richo.

    Who are the others?

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