Q&A Forum: June 19, 2017

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  1. Carpe Jugulum

    Konbamwa All

    Bidding is open

    Carpe 54

  2. Turtle of WA

    47 please Jugulum.

  3. Baldrick

    19 June 2017
    Guest host Jeremy Fernandez & Panellists:
    James Paterson, Victorian Liberal Senator;
    Linda Burney, Shadow Minister for Human Services;
    Jane Goodall, Primatologist;
    Peter Kurti, Research Fellow, Centre for Independent Studies; and
    Rachel Botsman, Author & Social Innovator.

  4. Baldrick

    Konbanwa Carpe San.

    The only alleged conservative on the panel is James Paterson from the Stupid.Fucking.Liberal.Party.

    May I have the number 21 please.

  5. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47

  6. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21

  7. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    55, please Carpe. Linda Burney, who says she wasn’t a citizen until 1967, who claims that until 1967 Australians counted merino sheep, but not Aborigines, and who lived the first part of her life under the Flora and Fauna Act, where there was no such thing. WFM…

  8. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21
    Classical Hero 25

  9. RobK

    I’ll go 28 please Carpe. It looks like an uninspiring one.

  10. Carpe Jugulum

    Baldrick
    #2417078, posted on June 19, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    Konbanwa Barudorikku

  11. Sheesh, things will either run hot or not tonight with that lot. They’ll either squash any resistance from the lonely lib, or he’ll try to talk and be constantly interrupted.

    May I please have 32

  12. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21
    Classical Hero 25
    ZK2A 55
    RobK 28

  13. Mr. Summers, Mr. Summers, what’s a social innovator?

  14. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21
    Classical Hero 25
    ZK2A 55
    RobK 28
    Bushkid 32

  15. Baldrick

    . It looks like an uninspiring one.

    Never underestimate the ability of Leftards to link Primatology and Fatty Trump.

  16. RobK

    The chaps will have so many jackpotted tassels they’ll be hard to recognize.

  17. Dave in Marybrook

    33 please Carpe J

  18. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21
    Classical Hero 25
    ZK2A 55
    RobK 28
    Bushkid 32
    Dave in Marybrook 33

  19. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 17 please, Carpe?

  20. Oh come on

    The CIS guy could be good value but looks forgettable overall. Linda Burney is a hectoring shrew.

  21. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21
    Classical Hero 25
    ZK2A 55
    RobK 28
    Bushkid 32
    Dave in Marybrook 33
    Vic in Prossy 17

  22. min

    I would not think there would be any lefties among chimps. Alpha males , naughty male teens ,subservient females. Wars when different groups fight over territory. There was a programme on the weekend about chimps where a baby was left alone after his mother was killed by chimps from other group. He was eventually adopted by alpha male .

  23. custard

    Good evening everyone.
    Carpe may I have 52 please.

  24. Carpe Jugulum

    I would not think there would be any lefties among chimps

    It will be an excuse to be a gerbil warmening shill.

  25. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21
    Classical Hero 25
    ZK2A 55
    RobK 28
    Bushkid 32
    Dave in Marybrook 33
    Vic in Prossy 17
    Custard 52

  26. Baldrick

    Tonight’s first bit of fake news:

    ABC Q&A‏ Verified account ✔ @QandA
    In the #QandA audience tonight: COALITION 34%, ALP 26%, GREENS 11%.

    No One Nation supporters?

  27. Grumpy Racist Homophobe

    =-7.1+(0.445*0.987)+35.7-0.039215

  28. Carpe Jugulum

    Grumpy Racist Homophobe
    #2417127, posted on June 19, 2017 at 9:31 pm

    FFS Grumpy just put the whole fucking number down you peanut.

    Seriously, you are the reason Tigers eat their young.

  29. Carpe Jugulum

    In the #QandA audience tonight: COALITION 34%, ALP 26%, GREENS 11%.

    And the other 29% will be socialist alternative

  30. DJA

    49 for me please Carpe san

  31. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21
    Classical Hero 25
    ZK2A 55
    RobK 28
    Bushkid 32
    Dave in Marybrook 33
    Vic in Prossy 17
    Custard 52
    DJA 49

  32. Cpt Seahawks

    38 please Carpe

  33. Carpe Jugulum

    Ok Troops

    It’s time to cosplay your favorite Asobi Ni Ikuyo character and;

    llllleeeettttssss get rrreeeaaadddyyyyy to rrruuummmbbbllleee

  34. Westie woman

    Haven’t done this before. .
    I’ll have lucky 13 for the prize

    Thanks Carpe!

  35. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21
    Classical Hero 25
    ZK2A 55
    RobK 28
    Bushkid 32
    Dave in Marybrook 33
    Vic in Prossy 17
    Custard 52
    DJA 49
    Cpt Seahawks 38

  36. Westie woman

    Oops missed the deadline!

  37. Carpe Jugulum

    1st question on malturd turnmerkel mocking trump

    On cue – Stupid.Fucking.Liberals

  38. Baldrick

    IPA youngster supporting Michael Trumble’s ridicule of Fatty Trump.
    Stupid.Fucking.Liberal

  39. Spider

    He wasn’t being self deprecating. He was having a cheap shot using Trump.

    Apparently Trump is a VOLATILE character.

  40. Carpe Jugulum

    Holy crap burnley said something coherent.

  41. Baldrick

    Is Linda Burney in her dressing gown already?

  42. Carpe Jugulum

    Is Linda Burney in her dressing gown already?

    No, but the guy who did the makeup is still looking for his trowel.

  43. Carpe Jugulum

    Next question is from a mangina

  44. Baldrick

    Carpe San:

    Westie Woman 13
    Mark A 37

  45. Spider

    Trump was an easy and safe target to poke fun at. That’s all there was to it. A way to virtue signal and get a cheap laugh.

  46. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21
    Classical Hero 25
    ZK2A 55
    RobK 28
    Bushkid 32
    Dave in Marybrook 33
    Vic in Prossy 17
    Custard 52
    DJA 49
    Cpt Seahawks 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Mark A 37

  47. Frank Carter

    Hey, don’t get yer knickers…., Carpe. I ctrl-C’d Grumpy’s numbers and then Ctrl-V’d them into a spreadsheet. The answer is 29.

  48. Carpe Jugulum

    Many Thanks Frank

    I lack patience for fools when i’m away at work.

  49. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21
    Classical Hero 25
    ZK2A 55
    RobK 28
    Bushkid 32
    Dave in Marybrook 33
    Vic in Prossy 17
    Custard 52
    DJA 49
    Cpt Seahawks 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Mark A 37
    Grumpy old Douchenozzle 29

  50. Spider

    It’s going be Trump666 all night long. Yawn.

  51. Mark A

    Frank Carter
    #2417165, posted on June 19, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    Hey, don’t get yer knickers…., Carpe. I ctrl-C’d Grumpy’s numbers and then Ctrl-V’d them into a spreadsheet. The answer is 29.

    I said before you can do it in your head, no need for excel, BUT what’s TFing point??
    What is he trying to prove?

  52. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Turtle of WA 47
    Baldrick 21
    Classical Hero 25
    ZK2A 55
    RobK 28
    Bushkid 32
    Dave in Marybrook 33
    Vic in Prossy 17
    Custard 52
    DJA 49
    Cpt Seahawks 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Mark A 37
    Grumpy old Douchenozzle 29
    Chris 24

  53. Baldrick

    It’s like Romper Room where you take your stuffed toys for talkies.

  54. RobK

    Now they’re all chasing shadows on trust.

  55. Carpe Jugulum

    “Institutions are accountable”

    Unless you are governmrnyt, muslim or the ALPBC

  56. Carpe Jugulum

    Burnley told a lie about the 1967 referendum.

  57. Baldrick

    Why is the school kid worried about the referendum? He can’t vote in it anyway.

  58. Carpe Jugulum

    aboriginals want recognition in the constitution

    You already have it – you are called Australians.

  59. goldenboy

    Gotta love a good old Trump pile on

  60. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Burnley told a lie about the 1967 referendum.

    Which one did she trot out this time? FWIW, I rang my local members office about what Linda Burney had said in the House, to be told “we don’t want to give her a chance to play the race card.”

  61. Spider

    Consultation. There is no group in the world that is more consulted than Australian aboriginals.

  62. RobK

    James is talking some sense.

  63. Carpe Jugulum

    Which one did she trot out this time?

    The 1st time they got counted in the census bollocks

  64. Spider

    Jane Goodall should run as a Greens candidate. She would be perfect.

  65. goldenboy

    I bet that kid has never seen a group of aboriginals drunk and destroying property from his comfortable home in inner Sydney

  66. Carpe Jugulum

    I bet that kid has never seen a group of aboriginals drunk and destroying property from his comfortable home in inner Sydney

    Send him to Darwin on dole day – that will change his mind.

  67. Cpt Seahawks

    What about the advantages of whites in Britain?

  68. Baldrick

    FFS, nobody’s been denied the right to vote. Get over it.

  69. Cpt Seahawks

    Or increasing lack of.

  70. goldenboy

    Anyone who wants to vote yes should spend a weekend on Palm Island, then let me know your answer.

  71. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    The 1st time they got counted in the census bollocks

    Bullshyte. Aboriginals were counted ever sine the first census in 1911 – the results are on – line. They were omitted from the reckoning for the purposes of representation in the House of Representatives, and calculating certain State entitlement, because, at the time the Constitution was drawn up, Western Australia and Queensland had populations of nomadic Aborigines, and the worry was that those figures would be manipulated to get extra seats in the House of Representatives, and extra funding.

  72. Frank Carter

    Hey lighten up you right-wing fascists. He’s just having a bit of fun. Yet I hear you lot complaining that us lefties have no sense of humour.

  73. Natural Instinct

    Can anyone bother to report to FactCheck all of the discussion on the Constituion?
    It was wrong, wrong, wrong.
    Disappointed the members of Parliament are so ignorant.

  74. Carpe Jugulum

    Frank Carter
    #2417211, posted on June 19, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    Thank you so much for your deep insights

    And the interpretive dance

  75. Baldrick

    Utter bullshit. They don’t have sporting questions in the citizenship test.

  76. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Frank Carter
    #2417211, posted on June 19, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    Look who’s back…

  77. Hey lighten up you right-wing fascists.

    enough of that rubbish. If you want to call someone a fascist, go chase an antifa thug, for a rabid feminist, or a gerbil worming enthusiast. The sensible centre is heartily sick of being slandered.

  78. Mark A

    Frank Carter
    #2417211, posted on June 19, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    Hey lighten up you right-wing fascists. He’s just having a bit of fun. Yet I hear you lot complaining that us lefties have no sense of humour.

    Doing it once is fun, maybe?
    Doing it twice despite reprimand, forgetfulness.
    Continue doing it despite polite requests is moronic and stupid.
    Funny? like the plague or ingrown toenails.

  79. Baldrick

    Citizenship question claiming men and women are treated equally needs changing.

    I agree. Especially the necessity for women to wear freedom sacks.

  80. Baldrick

    Look who’s back…

    Crank Farter?

  81. Carpe Jugulum

    I agree. Especially the necessity for women to wear freedom sacks.

    And pant suits

    They should be outlawed.

  82. Frank Carter

    Doing it once is fun, maybe?
    Doing it twice despite reprimand, forgetfulness.
    Continue doing it despite polite requests is moronic and stupid.
    Funny? like the plague or ingrown toenails.

    Oh you poor little petal. Humour OK as long as it fits the Far Right agenda.

  83. goldenboy

    The way Dr Goodall talks about how chimpanzees sounds like how western society cowers and begs for forgiveness from muslims when they attack us.

  84. Spider

    My God Goodall is an air head!!!

  85. Carpe Jugulum

    Oh you poor little petal. Humour OK as long as it fits the Far Right agenda.

    There is an agenda?

    Why wasn’t i informed

    Or was it coded into the interpretive dance routine?

  86. goldenboy

    You didnt see some similarities between how female chimps beg for forgiveness from the males when the males attack them with how we try to show muslims we still love them even when they attack us

  87. Carpe Jugulum

    oh goody, it’s toddler question time.

    No i don’t mean the alp caucus

  88. Ignore it Carpe, it just wants oxygen.

  89. goldenboy

    Dr Goodall going for the child indoctrination model for her business

  90. Baldrick

    Roots and Shoots?
    Sounds like the Brighton Victorian Islamic jihadi.

  91. RobK

    We’re all guilty it seems.

  92. Goodall was interesting while she was doing the chimp study thing decades ago. She’s gone way off the chimp reservation more recently though. No longer worth listening to.

  93. Mark A

    Frank Carter
    #2417229, posted on June 19, 2017 at 10:21 pm
    Oh you poor little petal. Humour OK as long as it fits the Far Right agenda.

    Wrong humor is humor, that is being funny.
    Dave Allen, when in polite company was very funny, when in a pub he could be just smutty and not funny at all, but he knew his audience.

    He made fun of Catholics and the Pope and I still liked his jokes because they were witty an humorous.

    Now you tell me what’s witty or humorous about obnoxiously sending in riddles nobody wants, easy to decipher, but in the end only wastes other peoples’ time for no valid purpose?

  94. Baldrick

    oh goody, it’s toddler question time.

    Yeah, that his mum wrote for him while he was attached to his xbox

  95. RobK

    I might have to go for a stroll, for the tv.

  96. RobK

    …..For the sake of the tv

  97. goldenboy

    That kid right there is a future union leader who can use a disaster to vault in to the national media and use it as a platform to dump his wife for a trophy wife of a member of the chattering class and launch from there to being our likely next PM.

  98. Baldrick

    Stupid old cote thought he could cracked a funny with Brexit and Trump and Lance Link.
    Cockhead.

  99. goldenboy

    Of course so only people without education support Trump and Brexit. Typical leftie who wants to rule down

  100. Carpe Jugulum

    For the sake of the tv

    Go buy a nerf gun, it’s very theraputic.

    Can you get those in Oz still?

  101. Baldrick

    Tonight’s take home message from Q&A-

    Voting anything Conservative is irrational.

  102. Can you get those in Oz still?

    Last time I looked you still could Carpe, but be quick, it might be the only “weapon” left us soon, then they’ll have to be banned too.

  103. min

    Jane Goodall confirmed my opinion about chimps . Alphas fighting for dominance, submissive females, some altruism and compassion but out for themselves. Sounds like their human counterparts.

  104. Mark A

    Baldrick
    #2417256, posted on June 19, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    Stupid old cote thought he could cracked a funny with Brexit and Trump and Lance Link.
    Cockhead.

    Saw that and I cringed. There should be an IQ check at the door for the audience.
    Or for the panel maybe?

  105. goldenboy

    That’s it Jane, indoctrinate those young kids early and turn them to your leftie ways.

  106. RobK

    “Go buy a nerf gun, it’s very theraputic.x
    Especially if some kind of voodoo could be a built-in function.

  107. There should be an IQ check at the door for the audience.
    Or for the panel maybe?

    Definitely for the panel, Mark A.

  108. Carpe Jugulum

    Last time I looked you still could Carpe, but be quick, it might be the only “weapon” left us soon, then they’ll have to be banned too.

    That’s why i work offshore, i can concealed carry without an issue

  109. Fortunate fellow, Carpe, just hope you never need to use it.

  110. Carpe Jugulum

    Ok troops

    Interruptions came in at 9, you are all shit out of luck.

    The arseless chaps prize jackpots with the inclusion of the diamonte studded gimp mask and sequinned Jock.

  111. Carpe Jugulum

    I’m done

    Oyasumi nasai.

  112. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Definitely for the panel, Mark A.

    I’m posting from Western Australia, so I don’t have to inflict Q&A on my eyeballs, but I just don’t understand how Linda Burney is allowed get away with the old nonsense about Aborigines not being counted in the census until 1967. Chuck steak, the results of the 1911 census are on – line.

  113. Thanks Carpe, those chaps just get more enticing every week…… It’s the thought of all those tassels and diamontes

  114. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    My compliments, and thanks, Carpe.

  115. Dave in Marybrook

    Damn this show- even with a modest host and a bright and polite panel (and barring the dreary drawl of Burney) they barely get through half a dozen external questions. And more than a few are recursive green-left axiomatic lectures in themselves.
    I might run a sweepstakes next week. Or I might give up watching.

  116. westie woman

    Thanks Carpe !

    How to “watch” Q and A without watching it …

  117. Pete of Perth

    Checking in from Rome. Australia’s entitlement class still annoying at this distance.

  118. Turtle of WA

    I missed that.

    I use “miss” in the least heartfelt sense of the word. Like “I missed one of those flies with my swat.”

    A range of nerf guns are available in Oz. I followed your example a couple of years ago and got 4 different guns. The best is the Retaliator. My Hippy Gun.

  119. Turtle of WA

    The previous message was addressed to Jugulum.

  120. Cold-Hands

    The retaliator is one serious piece of nerf-dom.
    What do you put on the tactical rail?

  121. duncanm

    shit – what’s going on?

    I just skimmed through this in 5min.

    Must have been a dull old show.

    When’s Burney going to get pulled up on her lies/ignorance?

  122. Shy Ted

    Jeremy Fernandez! Did his parents want a gay Mexican? Snicker.

  123. Dr Fred Lenin

    Onceagain I missed out watching qanda ,happens every week ,been going on for years ,could it be some deep seated aversion to communist bullshit? I can proudly say I have never watched one episode of this rubbish lefty crap . I however thank the Cats who bravely and selflessly sit through this turgid rubbish weekly ,you are either brave souls or bloody masochists ,merci beaucoup Chats .particularly Caroe .

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