Q&A Forum: July 3, 2017

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  1. Baldrick

    It’s the Naidoc Week special:

    Monday, 3 July 2017
    Warren Snowdon – Shadow Assistant Minister for Indigenous Health
    Jacinta Price – Alice Springs Council
    Dale McIver – Chair of Tourism Central Australia
    Josie Douglas – Senior Policy Officer, Central Land Council
    Bob Katter – Leader of the Katter’s Australian Party
    William Tilmouth – Co-founder Children’s Ground

    Jacinta Price offers to best hope of somebody saying something meaningful.

  2. Rich

    Anybody still watching this crap?

  3. Baldrick

    Well we don’t come here for the beer and skittles alone.

  4. Capry… I will go for 37 tonight please

  5. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Forty five, please Carpe.

    I’ve seen Bob Katter in action, live, and the experience did nothing to dispel my honest belief that he’s mad.

  6. Westie woman

    Carpe – I’d like to have my magic number 13

    Thanks!

  7. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 28 please, Carpe?

  8. Carpe Jugulum

    Konbanwa All

    Bidding is open

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Mark A 32
    True Aussie 40
    Pecker 37
    ZK2A 45

  9. Rabz

    Eleventy gazillion, thanks, carpes.

    Oh wait – they’re all going to end up agreeing with each other.

    Make that seven, then.

  10. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Warren Snowdon – Shadow Assistant Minister for Indigenous Health

    IIRC, in the early nineties, spent several thousand dollars to divert a R.A.A.F. aircraft, to present a $3.00 ribbon and a tin of dog food to the winner of a Northern Territory dog show.

  11. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Mark A 32
    True Aussie 40
    Pecker 37
    ZK2A 45
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 28

  12. Baldrick

    Konbanwa Carpe San. May I please have the number 21.

  13. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Mark A 32
    True Aussie 40
    Pecker 37
    ZK2A 45
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Rabz 7

  14. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Mark A 32
    True Aussie 40
    Pecker 37
    ZK2A 45
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Rabz 7
    Baldrick 21

  15. Beliaik

    Carpe, 13 please, they’re all some form of socialist tonight…

    I’ve seen Bob Katter in action, live, and the experience did nothing to dispel my honest belief that he’s mad.

    Bob’s my local member and I’ve been to the pub with him. He’s far smarter than he appears – believe it or not. Still an agrarian socialist, even if his heart is in the right place.

  16. Carpe Jugulum

    Beliaik
    #2431052, posted on July 3, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    Carpe, 13 please, they’re all some form of socialist tonight…

    13 is gone

  17. Carpe Jugulum

    Baldrick
    #2431047, posted on July 3, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Konbanwa Carpe San. May I please have the number 21.

    Konbanwa Barrudorriku

  18. custard

    Cheers Carpe, may I take 52 please.

    I doubt very much that I can watch this.

  19. Beliaik

    My bad, Carpe.

    12 please, sir.

  20. Turtle of WA

    34 please Jugulum.

  21. Baldrick

    I doubt very much that I can watch this.

    It’s going to be full on white oppression and magical culture, custard.

  22. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Mark A 32
    True Aussie 40
    Pecker 37
    ZK2A 45
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Rabz 7
    Baldrick 21
    Custard 52
    Beliaik 12

  23. RobK

    Could I have 56 please Carpe.

  24. Grumpy Racist Homophobe

    =(3*4+24)-5

  25. Cpt Seahawks

    17 please Carpe.

  26. Carpe Jugulum

    Grumpy Racist Homophobe
    #2431063, posted on July 3, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    =(3*4+24)-5

    Just give me the number Grumpy Ok

  27. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Mark A 32
    True Aussie 40
    Pecker 37
    ZK2A 45
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Rabz 7
    Baldrick 21
    Custard 52
    Beliaik 12
    Rob K 56
    Cpt Seahawks 17

  28. Mike of Marion

    18 please Carpe

  29. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Mark A 32
    True Aussie 40
    Pecker 37
    ZK2A 45
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Rabz 7
    Baldrick 21
    Custard 52
    Beliaik 12
    Rob K 56
    Cpt Seahawks 17
    Mike of Marion 18
    Frank Carter 31

  30. Carpe Jugulum

    Ok Troops Suspend belief, put on your spandex and;

    llllleeeeetttssss get rrrreeeaaadddyyyy to rrruuummmbbllleeee

  31. Turtle of WA

    34 please Jugulum – you missed me.

  32. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Mark A 32
    True Aussie 40
    Pecker 37
    ZK2A 45
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Rabz 7
    Baldrick 21
    Custard 52
    Beliaik 12
    Rob K 56
    Cpt Seahawks 17
    Mike of Marion 18
    Frank Carter 31
    Turtle of WA 34

  33. Carpe Jugulum

    Turtle of WA
    #2431083, posted on July 3, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    My Apologies, all fixed

  34. Baldrick

    The first bit of fake news – ‘Alice Springs is a vibrant town’.

    No it’s not, it’s a shithole.

  35. Carpe Jugulum

    1st question – spriuiker from Alice Springs

    It’s vibrant and growing’

    and full of pissed violent indigenes sleeping in the dirt

  36. Beliaik

    Dammit, Bob, I told you not to go full-retard!

  37. Baldrick

    Black fella to Vitriolli, ‘Whats your name again?’
    Hahahaha, classic.

  38. Habib

    Seachange at Alice Springs. WTF. And what jobs? Public service? Privatisation apparently got rif of thousands of unnecessary clockwatchers, Bob should be chuffed. Old Bingi had no idea who trollopini us, lucky bastard. And it may only take 5 minutes to drive in, and long ad Dylan Voller doesn’t jack your car at the lights. And give us more sit down money, white c*#ts.

  39. Carpe Jugulum

    Al9ice Springs problems can be solved by social housing

    You have to be shitting me.

  40. Beliaik

    It always gets a laugh when Bob identifies as blackfella … except on leftie TV…

  41. Carpe Jugulum

    WTF katter is now identifying as a “black fella”

    Oh FFS this is beyond parody

  42. Habib

    Katter really is crazier than a shithouse rat. Maybe when he’s been camping in FNQ something laid eggs in his brain.

  43. KartiyaReality

    Waiting time to see Urologist at Alice Springs Hospital is 18 months

  44. classical_hero

    I’ll take 16, thanks.

    Back to watching tennis or cycling.

  45. Beliaik

    Don’t forget, the BeltA proved anyone can be a blackfella.

  46. Habib

    I’m waiting for a question that’s representative of the Alice Springs community- “ey you gotta moke mate?”

  47. Carpe Jugulum

    KartiyaReality
    #2431106, posted on July 3, 2017 at 9:48 pm

    Waiting time to see Urologist at Alice Springs Hospital is 18 months

    In Japan if i waited a week i’d be pissed off

  48. Beliaik

    The shiela in the white coat is saying abo families disincentivise their members from working as they steal their money. Yep. Sounds right.

  49. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    I’m waiting for a question that’s representative of the Alice Springs community- “ey you gotta moke mate?”

    “Lend us fifty bucks until pension day” was the question representative of where I used to live.

  50. Baldrick

    Yeah, teaching kids an aboriginal language is sure gonna help them get a job in the comunidy.

  51. Carpe Jugulum

    “Lend us fifty bucks until pension day” was the question representative of where I used to live.

    Eh Captain Box of beer and a Lady in the Boat.

    Welcome to Casurina in the early 1990’s

  52. Habib

    Why not build soshul howsinge in the long grass?

  53. Habib

    Slaphead Snowden was a chalky. Quelle suprise’.

  54. Carpe Jugulum

    It would be so cool if someone from Jamaica asked a question

    “yo maan, you whiny bitches need a slappin

    or a poker up de ass

    ‘Lights giant doobie’

  55. Cpt Seahawks

    Professional begging in my opinion. There’s always more subsidies, programs and resources – but not from royalties.

  56. KartiyaReality

    The cheques (aka) taxes are written in english

  57. Spider

    What the hell is cultural safety?

  58. Habib

    WTF is “cultural safety”?

  59. Turtle of WA

    Are kids with a European background going to get Greek and Latin lessons to help understand their culture?

  60. Carpe Jugulum

    Good idea teaching a language fuck all people speak is a great measure to help a kid get employment.

    Fuck me just teach them monastic latvian with a gregorian lilt

    It would work just as well

  61. Turtle of WA

    We will now hear from a deified criminal.

  62. Carpe Jugulum

    Dylan Voller gets a question

    The people he victimised and robbed don’t get a gig

  63. Cpt Seahawks

    I don’t see the return on investment in rehabilitation and cultural cowboy programs as being sustainable.

  64. Carpe Jugulum

    Give we blackfellas some credit

    Bob Katter

    aahahahahahahahaha

    FMD Australia is officially a toilet. Masquerading as a country and governed by retards.

  65. Baldrick

    Katter is an absolute goose.

  66. KartiyaReality

    The real question is why Coles and Woolworths in Alice Springs do not sell cask wine.
    To deny the need to deal with Aboriginal dysfunction is madness.
    Australia is a rather sad place
    Hashtag #TPOG The Politics Of Genocide
    Oh we will get to the question of anarchy in Alice Springs

  67. Uh oh

    Did I mis-hear that or did Bob Katter just say “we aborigines”?

  68. Cpt Seahawks

    So the system worked for Dillon in the end?

  69. Carpe Jugulum

    Programmes for indigenous servicemen, you have to be shitting me

    Indigenous ex-servicemen live in major cities not a violent backwater shithole

  70. Carpe Jugulum

    Nice to see Katter is a self proclaimed douchenozzle

  71. Baldrick

    Whoever thought it would be a good idea for Voller, a violent criminal thug, to ask a question is a cockhead.

  72. Carpe Jugulum

    The intervention a blight on aboriginals the restriction on the dole, causing sobriety, thrift and the ability to feed a child.

    For shame.

  73. Baldrick

    Can we get a question from ISIS fighter Neil Prakash. I’m really interested in his opinion.

  74. Uh oh

    Jacinta Price – go girl!

  75. Mark A

    Tuning out here, beyond my limit of tolerance.
    All my admiration to you dedicated folk who see it to the end, so that we don’t have to.
    Nite

  76. Habib

    Missed Voller’s question, was it “what’s ya fuckin’ pin number, c#*t?”

  77. Spider

    $8000 per person per card to administer.

    Really!!!!!

  78. Baldrick

    Eight thousand per person, per year, buys a lot of goon.

  79. Carpe Jugulum

    Tuning out here, beyond my limit of tolerance.
    All my admiration to you dedicated folk who see it to the end, so that we don’t have to.
    Nite

    We wade through the sewer so you don’t have to

  80. Habib

    Apparenty sit down money is now “employment” in newspeak. And prisons make big profits. I know a few screws and lags turn a good quid out of providing chemical entertainment.

  81. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Dylan Voller gets a question

    The people he victimised and robbed don’t get a gig

    Certainly not the Salvation Army major he assaulted with a fire extinguisher – the Sally Army bloke used to come and see Dylan, in clink, every Saturday, and buy him a packet of lollies out of the dispensing machine. He didn’t bring any lollies one day, so little Dylan crowned him with a fire extinguisher…

  82. Carpe Jugulum

    High airfare from Adelaide to Alice

    cheaper to fly to Croatia

    Also cheaper to fly to ;

    Osaka
    Poland
    Madrid
    Tokyo
    Apia
    Suva

  83. Habib

    Shows how dumb the scrote is, why not just bean the lolly machine? Little bastard could’ve acquired diabetes and had a skive in the dispensary for the rest of his term.

  84. Habib

    Might have a bit to do with how many seats are booked by state & federal government, tends to set the fare to max + whatever they think they can get away with.

  85. Baldrick

    High airfares from Alice to anywhere … Who cares? Move.

  86. Turtle of WA

    Just like the Renaissance.

  87. KartiyaReality

    Hayek suggested that knowledege is gained in three ways:

    Instinct

    Reason (Education)

    Tradition

    The idea that Education is the answer is sadly incorrect.

    In fact, peddling this idea is a form of genocide

    As a resident of Alice Springs I need you to send me a cask or two of Yalumba Classic Dry Red

    Help (Such is the madness of Alice Springs where madness has become accepted as the norm)

  88. Baldrick

    Next week on Q&A, the Wyong Council’s plan for a new Baby Health Care Centre.

  89. RobK

    Sounds like a niche economy.

  90. Carpe Jugulum

    Ta;lking about aboriginal ‘art’

    Michaelangelo on valium

  91. Carpe Jugulum

    That was a completely fucked up mess

  92. Baldrick

    What a load of dross

  93. Habib

    Cracker night’s last bastion is encircled and about to be over-run by the fun nazis. I’d reckon it’s be a lot quieter than the night of centrelink deposits, and far less dangerous. What an insufferable shithole this country has become, in a very short time. Didn’t even need drunken Swabian yobbos in brown to make it roll over either.

  94. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruptions came in at 4 what a shambles

    Rabz was closest with 7, but shit out of luck troops

    Jackpot Time.

  95. Carpe Jugulum

    I’m done

    Oyasumi Nasai all

  96. OK … if anyone wanted to know if the ABC should be sold…..have them watch a replay of that shIt

  97. Baldrick

    Thanks Carpe San and no Q&A next week, with Snowcone still on a mid-winter break.
    And I thought it was only politicians who had it easy.

  98. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    So what’s Q and A’s audience record so far? One wannabe terrorist – Zaki Mullah – one violent bash artist – Dylan Vollers – and one long term welfare recipient – Duncan Storer? It’s all good, you’ll be on the taxpayer teat all your lives.

  99. Westie woman

    Thanks Carpe!

    Back to the cycling. .

  100. iain russell

    ZK2A, on song last night! Great work.

  101. Tintarella di Luna

    The first bit of fake news – ‘Alice Springs is a vibrant town’.

    No it’s not, it’s a shithole.

    Well it was back in 1977 when I was there. My first up close and personal of the degradation that alcohol brings. On leaving the local RSL/pub I can’t remember which but do remember coming upon an aboriginal woman, drunk to the eyebrows, squatting in the street to urinate, I noticed she was wearing two dresses, one over the other. I was told that each month the women get a new dress as part of looking after their welfare. Such a sad sad sight.

    I went to school with aboriginal kids and their families worked and lived decent lives. Only after the imposition of sit down whitey guilt money in the early 70s did things change in that regard.

  102. Dr Fred Lenin

    My longstanding record of never ever watching Queers and Assholes continues unbroken ,I only watch alpbc and sbs by accident while changing channels ,an unbroken Record of which I am proud ,I have neverfouled up my brain since the krudd disaster .shut them down .force them on to jobsearch .

  103. egg_

    WTF katter is now identifying as a “black fella”

    Has Mad Katter been watching Tropic Thunder – never go full black fella, retard!
    Even the black fellas on the panel looked confused.

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