Q&A Forum: August 14, 2017

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  1. Baldrick

    Monday, 14 August 2017
    Snowcone Jones – Interrupter in Chief. SSM luvvie
    Eric Abetz – Conservative, opposes SSM
    Sam Dastyari – “Did I mention my new book?” SSM luvvie
    Kim Rubenstein – Preffesser and Convener of the ANU Gender Institute, SSM luvvie
    Jamila Rizvi – Julia Gillard called her book, ‘feisty and inquisitive’. Say no more. SSM luvvie.
    Michael Jensen – Anglican Rector, opposes SSM
    Stacked Audience – SSM luvvies.

  2. Carpe Jugulum

    Evening All

    The bidding is open

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38

  3. westie woman

    Lucky 13 please Carpe!

    Best wishes to all those who sacrifice precious time to watch this …

  4. Carpe Jugulum

    Tonight will be the homo hoedown and dual citizenship night

  5. Baldrick

    Konbanwa Carpe San.
    Great story early this morning about your son and his Korean girlfriend. Made me chuckle.
    21 please.

  6. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13

  7. marcus w

    Can we pick which side is interrupted most ?

  8. Muddy

    Thank goodness I stopped watching Queer & Atrophied and took up self-harming instead. I feel so much healthier.

  9. Carpe Jugulum

    Can we pick which side is interrupted most ?

    Sure

  10. Muddy

    Tonight will be the homo hoedown and dual citizenship night

    Duelling homos? I loved that track! I so wish I had musical talent.

  11. Muddy

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13

    Why do they put the age of the panellists now?

  12. Muddy

    6 please Carpe, and may the Force be with you all. (Go the Dark Side!).

  13. Sparkx

    Good evening all. May I have 29 please Carpe San?

  14. custard

    52 if I may thanks Carpe.

    Good evening everyone.

    The current disquiet about everything is healthy.

  15. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29

  16. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29
    Custard 52

  17. Baldrick

    In the QandA audience tonight: SSM LUVVIES 100%, BIGOTS & HOMOPOBES 0%

    ABC Q&A‏ ✔ @QandA
    In the #QandA audience tonight: COALITION 33%, ALP 31%, GREENS 12%.

  18. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29
    Custard 52
    Mark A 18

  19. Cpt Seahawks

    80 interruptions please Carpe.

  20. Pecker

    Carpie, I am back…could you lock me in for 69 tonight please

  21. Baldrick

    Baldrick
    #2468803, posted on August 14, 2017 at 9:09 pm
    Konbanwa Carpe San.
    Great story early this morning about your son and his Korean girlfriend. Made me chuckle.
    21 please.

  22. custard

    The editors said that the ABC did not have a position.

    This episode will expose that bullshit.

  23. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 26 please, Carpe?

  24. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29
    Custard 52
    Mark A 18
    Cpt Seahawks 80
    Packer 69

  25. Grumpy Racist Homophobe

    =(3.282*-8.238901+7)*(2/0.333)+180-0.6392007087087

  26. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29
    Custard 52
    Mark A 18
    Cpt Seahawks 80
    Packer 69
    Baldrick 21
    Vic in Prossy 26

  27. Muddy

    The editors said that the ABC did not have a position.

    I’m guessing it wouldn’t be missionary.

  28. Sparkx

    You don’t give up, do you Grumpy?

  29. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29
    Custard 52
    Mark A 18
    Cpt Seahawks 80
    Packer 69
    Baldrick 21
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Grumpy – NFI

  30. Carpe Jugulum

    Baldrick
    #2468803, posted on August 14, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Konbanwa Barrudorriku

    It will take a little time for Lady Jugulum to adjust. 🙂

  31. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29
    Custard 52
    Mark A 18
    Cpt Seahawks 80
    Packer 69
    Baldrick 21
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Grumpy – NFI
    Anonadon 33

  32. JC

    I don’t watch it, but there should also be a comp for when the SSM and climate change question is asked.

    I say SSM in the first 7 minutes and climate change at the 45 minute mark.

  33. Muddy

    Well, I’m off to slam my ovaries in a car door. Have fun, berserkers, I salute you.

  34. Carpe Jugulum

    I say SSM in the first 7 minutes and climate change at the 45 minute mark.

    I willkeep an eye on it

  35. marcus w

    Evening Carpe and fellow fools … may I have 35 interruptions to SSM opponents and zero to pro SSM proponents

  36. a reader

    106. There will be a battle to interrupt Jensen & Abetz who are both very sensible

  37. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29
    Custard 52
    Mark A 18
    Cpt Seahawks 80
    Packer 69
    Baldrick 21
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Grumpy 59
    Anonadon 33
    Marcus W 35

  38. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29
    Custard 52
    Mark A 18
    Cpt Seahawks 80
    Packer 69
    Baldrick 21
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Grumpy 59
    Anonadon 33
    Marcus W 35
    A Reader 108

  39. Baldrick

    Muddy
    #2468835, posted on August 14, 2017 at 9:24 pm
    The editors said that the ABC did not have a position.
    I’m guessing it wouldn’t be missionary

    It’s the one where you get stubble rash on the back.

  40. Sparkx

    What is it with their ALPBC and dastardly Dan of late?

  41. Carpe Jugulum

    Ok Troops it’s time so oil up your body & buckle up your kirtle and;

    lllleeettttsssss get rrreeeaaadddyyyyy to rrrrruuuuuuummmmmmmbbbblllleeee

  42. Spider

    Poor waffling old duffer Eric Abetz will be the ritual figure of fun tonight.

  43. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29
    Custard 52
    Mark A 18
    Cpt Seahawks 80
    Packer 69
    Baldrick 21
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Grumpy 59
    Anonadon 33
    Marcus W 35
    A Reader 108
    Mique 42

  44. Carpe Jugulum

    1st question on dual citzenship – straight to the brillo pad

  45. Sparkx

    3 core ways

    andshe holds up 4 fingers and a thumb?

  46. egg_

    What is it with their ALPBC and dastardly Dan of late?

    They’re boosting the fallen crvnt.

  47. Sparkx

    Ooops Sam just about choked there……

  48. Baldrick

    Grannie’s excited that all those years studying Citizenship has finally come to fruition and someone’s going to listen to her.

  49. Carpe Jugulum

    snowcone is doing more talking than the panel

  50. egg_

    They’re boosting the fallen crvnt.

    ‘Vag prolapse’ is the tech term IIRC.

  51. egg_

    Grannie’s excited that all those years studying Citizenship has finally come to fruition and someone’s going to listen to her.

    I think she had too much Sherry in the Green Room and groped the pron dwarf.

  52. Spider

    Gee it’s really not that hard to see the difference.

  53. Bushkid

    Oh good grief, this will be hard to watch, perhaps I’ll go bath the cat. I’ll take a plunge on the interruption lotto though.

    31 if I may please Carpe.

  54. Sparkx

    The green guys were not born in OZ. Baaranby was born here and so was Matt. There is a bit of difference.

  55. Mike of Marion

    Carpe – 56 please sir.

  56. Spider

    Dick Dastardly lecturing people on ethics. FMD. What a gall.

  57. Carpe Jugulum

    dopey
    #2468867, posted on August 14, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    Am I too late for 69?

    Yes – but i appreciate the offer

  58. Turtle of WA

    Sorry I’m late.

    37 please Jugulum.

  59. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29
    Custard 52
    Mark A 18
    Cpt Seahawks 80
    Packer 69
    Baldrick 21
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Grumpy 59
    Anonadon 33
    Marcus W 35
    A Reader 108
    Mique 42
    Bushkid 31

  60. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Frank carter 38
    Westie Woman 13
    Muddy 6
    Sparkx 29
    Custard 52
    Mark A 18
    Cpt Seahawks 80
    Packer 69
    Baldrick 21
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Grumpy 59
    Anonadon 33
    Marcus W 35
    A Reader 108
    Mique 42
    Bushkid 31
    Turtle of WA 37

  61. GerardO

    IDEA: Reply time is limited to two minutes; anyone who goes overtime gets kicked in the face by Toby Greene.

  62. Sparkx

    As if Sam would have any idea why.

  63. Carpe Jugulum

    dastiary is giving granny brillo a tongue bath.

  64. Baldrick

    Sam was born in Iran, lives in Australia and has allegiance to China.
    Draw the dots on that

  65. Sparkx

    Yeah Sam,”the rules are the rules” unless the chinese are involved.

  66. Spider

    You can tell Michael Jensen has been sitting at home working on his zingers. Yawn.

  67. Sparkx

    Granny not happy that no wymnses were involved in form the constitution. FFS

  68. Carpe Jugulum

    foreighn donations – straight to sam the bagman dastardly

  69. Spider

    Sam you lying turd. Of course they were trying to duchess you.

  70. Turtle of WA

    Yosemite Sam?
    Antisemite Sam?

  71. Carpe Jugulum

    You can tell Michael Jensen has been sitting at home working on his zingers.

    He hasn’t been working on his wardrobe that’s for sure

  72. Turtle of WA

    Sam reckons he has a mate.

  73. Carpe Jugulum

    Turtle of WA
    #2468888, posted on August 14, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    Yosemite Sam?
    Antisemite Sam?

    Pronounced anti-semity-sam

  74. Spider

    The perception!!!!!!! Mistakes!!!! You took money for personal reasons.

  75. Snoopy

    Donation reform = pony up taxpayers!

  76. Rich

    Pretty sure Sam made some conveniently Pro-China statements

    But now he realises taking money is wrong

  77. Spider

    Sam is an appallingly bad liar.

  78. Carpe Jugulum

    antisemmity sam is under the pump about chinese donors

    “it was just a question at the end of a speech about safe schools”

    FMD this guy couldn’t lie straight in bed.

  79. Sparkx

    Oh goodness, Granny is off again…………………..

  80. Rich

    Sam is an appallingly bad liar.

    Pretty awesome used car salesman though I reckon

  81. Baldrick

    And if Sam wasn’t exposed, he’d still be taking Chinese money.

  82. egg_

    Granny not happy that no wymnses were involved in form the constitution

    In 1901 FFS?

  83. Habib

    The ABC’s position involves a reach-around.

  84. BrettW

    Good on Abetz for pointing out how would the Chinese guy know the amount Sam owed ? Clearly Sam specifically asked for the debt to be paid. Why would Sam think he would pay it ?

  85. Elle

    “That’s the conversation we need to have”.
    “Conversation” is the latest buzz word. We’ve never had conversations before, have we. Seriously!

  86. egg_

    And if Sam wasn’t exposed, he’d still be taking Chinese money.

    Pron dwarf powned by the Chinese.

  87. Stimpson J. Cat

    Has anyone kicked the chair out from under that poison dwarf yet?
    I refuse to watch.

  88. Baldrick

    Why would Sam think he would pay it ?

    I might send my electricity bill to the Chinese Embassy for payment.

  89. Carpe Jugulum

    now onto the TrumpSatan666 show

  90. Baldrick

    TrumpBeast666 question. Quelle surprise.

  91. Turtle of WA

    “Conversation” is the latest buzz word.

    Wherever action is needed there are calls for a conversation.

  92. Stimpson J. Cat

    Nazism confirmed!!!

  93. Turtle of WA

    Bad one Eric. There was violence on both sides.

  94. egg_

    Why would Sam think he would pay it ?

    I might send my electricity bill to the Chinese Embassy for payment.

    Didn’t Sam pay Thommo’s legal bill?

  95. Spider

    Of course Obama did not abrogate his responsibility in calling out black lives matters violence.

  96. Fergus

    Not a conversation if one side’s not allowed to talk.

  97. Snoopy

    I’m worried. Apparently US voters and Congress give a fuck what Q&A thinks about anything.

  98. Carpe Jugulum

    Charlotteville run down.

    If only he had yelled allans snackbar we would never know his motive

  99. Stimpson J. Cat

    Christianity was African?
    Christianity was J$wish?

    What the f$ck!!!!!???

  100. egg_

    “That’s the conversation we need to have”.

    Reeks of ‘the constipation we need to have’.

  101. Sparkx

    Has anyone had a stopwatch on how much time Dastardly has been allowed tonight?

  102. Turtle of WA

    Rubenstein is such a muppet.

  103. BrettW

    Uh oh, Sam raised the Cronulla riots. Wasn’t it the behaviour of certain ethnics going there that caused the problems with the locals ?

  104. Carpe Jugulum

    these people are pig ignorant about Charlotteville

    Snowcone – “neonazi’s walking through a peaceful crowd”

    Far Koff

  105. Carpe Jugulum

    Time for the homo hoedown question

  106. Snoopy

    Well that’s a surprise! Jooish academic comes out against free speech.

  107. Stimpson J. Cat

    Nazi flags really?

  108. Turtle of WA

    Killing disabled children?

  109. Carpe Jugulum

    Sorry JC – you missed it by 3 minutes

  110. Sparkx

    You’ve just done that for yourself sweetie

  111. Stimpson J. Cat

    Gay hurt feelings incoming!!!!

  112. PeteD

    Stimpson

    Yes, of course the first Christians (followers of Jesus) were Jewish.

    That’s pretty basic general knowledge.

  113. Snoopy

    Well that’s a surprise! Poof comes out against free speech.

  114. Elle

    Hate may invade the campaign? The only hate is coming from the same sex marriage activists.

  115. Carpe Jugulum

    2 queens whant the government to call their choice to drive each others dirt highway a “marriage”

  116. Stimpson J. Cat

    Did he mention the bombing?
    I think he did.

  117. Sparkx

    Gay? He looks like a few lesbians I’ve met

  118. Stimpson J. Cat

    Snowcone is a dog.

  119. Turtle of WA

    Nice use of the word “diversity” to describe hetero marriage by Abetz. Turn the meaning of words back around on em.

  120. Carpe Jugulum

    some dude waffling

  121. egg_

    ’18 years of labour hire’ – great comment by specs

  122. Turtle of WA

    The conspicuously compassionate are bastards to people they disagree with.

  123. JC

    Carpe Jugulum
    #2468940, posted on August 14, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    Sorry JC – you missed it by 3 minutes

    Damn

  124. Stimpson J. Cat

    some dude waffling

    He’s my brother.
    Leave him be.

  125. Cpt Seahawks

    Sam – SSM to do with love, nothing to do with children. Ugly indeed.

  126. egg_

    Dastardly in Shorten faux sincerity mode

  127. Snoopy

    Snowcone just blew a wad.

  128. BrettW

    Sam seems to suggest it will only get horrible from those who oppose SSM. Nothing to do with kids. As mentioned earlier today IVF Oz sponsor the Gay Mardi Gras.

  129. JC

    Stimpson J. Cat
    #2468949, posted on August 14, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    Snowcone is a dog.

    No he isn’t. He’s vermin.

  130. Baldrick

    Set-up gotcha on Abetz and Snowcone knew it was coming.

  131. Carpe Jugulum

    antisemity sam tries a gotcha – abetz slaps him hard

    blue suit thinks there is no place for gay hate speech, but only on one side

  132. Sparkx

    Snowcone lets Sam go on again

  133. Sparkx

    How have all those co-inhabiting men and women coped in the past?

  134. egg_

    Sam – SSM to do with love, nothing to do with children.

    Condescending f-wit.

  135. Stimpson J. Cat

    This b$tch says we have no say.
    She wants the pollies to decide.

  136. Snoopy

    Allow Parliament to exercise real leadership. Scrap the constitution.

  137. Elle

    Is the theologian gay?
    He could be heteroflexible. Is that included in the ALBGTXYZ alphabet?

  138. Cpt Seahawks

    Jimali is really ugly for a pretty girl.

  139. Stimpson J. Cat

    Am I the only one who wants to grab Dastardly by the heels and beat Snowcone into unconsciousness with his misshapen head?

  140. Sparkx

    Those on the NO side have ‘misconceptions’ Yeah OK

  141. Snoopy

    Apparently the non-compulsory Irish referendum had no validity.

  142. Makka

    Allow Parliament to exercise real leadership

    They are our representatives. Not our fking keepers.

  143. Stimpson J. Cat

    This Jimali just jumped the shark.

  144. Carpe Jugulum

    dark hair – has a bastard child & thinks love is a relationship

  145. BrettW

    Based on her thoughts the majority should not vote if the Muslim minority wanted to legalise multiple wives. She suggests only gays should be voting on the issue.

  146. Habib

    Sam – SSM to do with love, nothing to do with children.

    If so, why the fuck is it snything to do with government, you pintsize persisn poonce?

  147. Snoopy

    I love theological lessons delivered by atheists.

  148. Stimpson J. Cat

    Stereotypical lisping Asian confirmed!

  149. Cpt Seahawks

    Grandma holding the imaginary ball.

  150. egg_

    Granny doesn’t judge anyone?

  151. Habib

    Repeal the marriage act, then all the bollocks associated with it. Saves us a shitload, and shuts up all this pathetic, petulant bitching.

  152. Stimpson J. Cat

    That’s a lesbians couple.
    I am certain of it.

  153. Turtle of WA

    Because you’re too young to have any idea what you’re talking about.

  154. Snoopy

    How did Michael Jensen get away with invoking Anglo Saxon supremacy?

  155. Bushkid

    As mentioned earlier today IVF Oz sponsor the Gay Mardi Gras.

    Well, there’d be lots of money in that, mostly our money I think, if Medicare is involved?

  156. Carpe Jugulum

    16&17 year olds voting, fuck it, lets let the toddlers vote too

  157. Stimpson J. Cat

    Jamila explains why young people are incompetent.

  158. Sparkx

    Why not 10 year olds.

    Six year olds have opinions as well

  159. Turtle of WA

    Because you’re too young to realise how ignorant you are.

  160. Stimpson J. Cat

    How did Michael Jensen get away with invoking Anglo Saxon supremacy?

    He’s a Goddamn sharp dressed warrior for Normies.

  161. Habib

    If they wanted a credible argument, the ABC should’ve panelled a well respected former PM, who could speak from experience and with authority.

  162. Sparkx

    We are not passing judgement on relationships – we are passing judgement on the law dickhead

  163. BrettW

    Sam is not joking when he said would put legal lady on the High Court. He knows which way she would vote.

  164. egg_

    Pron dwarf just got wood for Granny?

  165. Turtle of WA

    Rubenstein is a turkey

  166. Baldrick

    Another Leftard SJW Judge at the High Court. Yeah great.

  167. Spider

    Again and again and again. Indeed they will.

  168. Snoopy

    I’m convinced Snowcone pushes back.

  169. Stimpson J. Cat

    Why does no one throw a chair at Snowcone?
    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! @$”!?#:”)(-*,+++

  170. Turtle of WA

    Next Week: Special ALPBC promotion -Bull Shitten for PM.

  171. egg_

    Another Leftard SJW Judge at the High Court

    Gawd help us – she looks like she’d burn her fingers pulling buns out of the oven.

  172. Baldrick

    Quite obviously Snowcone wasn’t interested in anything Abetz had to say on SSM.

  173. custard

    Snowcone dares the PM to appear next week with his leather jacket.

    That is all you need to know how bad things are for Mike Trumble…….

  174. Carpe Jugulum

    Ok Troops – interruptions came in at 32 Anonadon and Bushkid were both off by 1, well done. So close but yet so far.

    The prize jackpots

    Not just arseless chaps but rhine stone trim, sequinned Jock and now the black russian codpiece.

    You sick puppies.

  175. anonandon

    Hey bushkid, how about I put one leg in and you put the other in.

  176. Bushkid

    Bother. I was looking forward to frightening the horses when I go to work in the morning. Thanks yet again Carpe. Lukim U.

  177. Bushkid

    anonandon
    #2469020, posted on August 14, 2017 at 10:43 pm
    Hey bushkid, how about I put one leg in and you put the other in.

    Holy crap, that would rally scare the poor little ponies…. could be fun though, hehe

  178. Baldrick

    I’d like to know the time devote to the ‘yes’ case compared to ‘no’.

  179. custard

    Thanks Carpe,

    I would normally have gone to the land of nod by now…

  180. Carpe Jugulum

    Thank you all for joining in

    I’m done

    Oyasumi Nasai

  181. Yasumi Carpe.

    FMD, interesting thread. I’m gonna hafta watch the episode on catch-up.
    I may even have to revert to watching the show live.

  182. Mark M

    Still reading, not watching.

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