Q&A Forum: August 21, 2017

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  1. stackja

    Monday, 21 August 2017
    Bill Shorten – Leader of the Opposition

    4 please

  2. H B Bear

    Jebus anyone can sit fru The Snowcone Variety Hour wiv Peanut Head needs more than just a pair of arseless chaps. Throw in a night on the town wiv Chrissy Pyne in Radelaide and a bottle of Midori.

  3. Grumpy Racist Homophobe

    =(3.282*-8.238901+7)*(2/0.333)+130-0.6392007087087

  4. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    I’ll go 5, please.

  5. Baldrick

    Konbanwa Carpe San.
    2 please

  6. Robber Baron

    20 please. One for each seat he wins from Turnbull.

  7. Vic in Prossy

    Free ad for the ALP.Apalling.
    Preaching to the converted I guess.
    May I have 12, please Carpe?

  8. Carpe Jugulum

    Howdy Troops – bidding is open

    Interruption lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 4
    Grumpy – the usual
    ZK2A 5
    Baldrick 2
    Robber Baron 20

  9. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 4
    Grumpy 9
    ZK2A 5
    Baldrick 2
    Robber Baron 20
    Vic in Prossy 12

  10. Carpe Jugulum

    This will either be the snowcone frellatio hour or the snowcone mutual masturbation show.

  11. Habib

    Pyne went down on a submarine today.

  12. custard

    Okay I’ll watch.

    52 please Carpe.

    This will be cringeworthy.

  13. Snoopy

    anyone can sit fru The Snowcone Variety Hour wiv

    Xavier College. Worth every cent.

  14. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 4
    Grumpy 9
    ZK2A 5
    Baldrick 2
    Robber Baron 20
    Vic in Prossy 12
    Snoopy 11
    Custard 52

  15. Pecker

    Carpe, I will have to go for 69 tonight…..

  16. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 4
    Grumpy 9
    ZK2A 5
    Baldrick 2
    Robber Baron 20
    Vic in Prossy 12
    Snoopy 11
    Custard 52
    Pecker 69

  17. a reader

    0 please. Shorten would do so much better if he stopped shouting at us

  18. Carpe Jugulum

    Habib
    #2475630, posted on August 21, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    Pyne went down on a submarine today.

    That explains the shit eating grin he has

  19. westie woman

    Hi there Carpe

    Lucky 13 for me, and thanks!

  20. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 4
    Grumpy 9
    ZK2A 5
    Baldrick 2
    Robber Baron 20
    Vic in Prossy 12
    Snoopy 11
    Custard 52
    Pecker 69
    Cpt Seahawks 70
    A Reader 0

  21. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 4
    Grumpy 9
    ZK2A 5
    Baldrick 2
    Robber Baron 20
    Vic in Prossy 12
    Snoopy 11
    Custard 52
    Pecker 69
    Cpt Seahawks 70
    A Reader 0
    Westie Woman 13
    Cold Hands 7

  22. RobK

    Could I have 18 please Carpe.

  23. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 4
    Grumpy 9
    ZK2A 5
    Baldrick 2
    Robber Baron 20
    Vic in Prossy 12
    Snoopy 11
    Custard 52
    Pecker 69
    Cpt Seahawks 70
    A Reader 0
    Westie Woman 13
    Cold Hands 7
    Rob K 18

  24. Turtle of WA

    23 please Jugulum.

  25. Snoopy

    Here’s a question Bill won’t be asked:

    Just weeks after the referendum in Ireland to allow gay marriage, the Irish government stripped away laws which protected the rights of people to freedom of religion when in conflict with gay rights. What lessons does the Irish experience have for Australia?

  26. Grumpy Racist Islamophobe

    3,835 please.

  27. Carpe Jugulum

    Ok troops, it’s that time again – put on yo0ur kilt, strap on your sporran and proudly wield your claymore like a beserker and;

    lllllleeeettttsssss get rrreeeaaadddyyyyy to rrrrrruuuummmmbbbllleeeee

  28. Carpe Jugulum

    Grumpy Racist Islamophobe
    #2475652, posted on August 21, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    3,835 please.

    you don’t get 2 turns grumpy

  29. Carpe Jugulum

    Interruption lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 4
    Grumpy 9
    ZK2A 5
    Baldrick 2
    Robber Baron 20
    Vic in Prossy 12
    Snoopy 11
    Custard 52
    Pecker 69
    Cpt Seahawks 70
    A Reader 0
    Westie Woman 13
    Cold Hands 7
    Rob K 18
    Turtle of WA 23

  30. Turtle of WA

    Dorothy Dixers – 1

  31. Carpe Jugulum

    Moobs doesn’t like business as usual politics, gives business as usual reply

  32. Carpe Jugulum

    moobs Mctits talking points homo hoedown, republic, climate change, tax da rich

    FMD what a vacuous twat

  33. marcus w

    “last election we didn’t quite get there … I acknowledge that”…..
    Fair enough ….he notices he didn’t win .

  34. Carpe Jugulum

    The s44 question in the constitution

    Moobs diverts to aboriginals and a Oz head of state

  35. Snoopy

    Bill thinks he’s Plenty O’Toole.

  36. custard

    Our country’s future under this bloke would be shocking, yet it’s only slightly less shocking under Waffleworth.

  37. Moobs won’t release documents that he has renounced British citizenship

    goes back to boilerplate talking points

  38. FMD, just get the GG to prorogue this parliament until this is resolved.

  39. Sick fuckers use tweenies to promote the homo hoedown

  40. Turtle of WA

    FMD, just get the GG to prorogue this parliament until this is resolved.

    Right with you Carpe. As a bonus, they do less harm when they’re not sitting.

  41. Snoopy

    Bill applauds child abuse.

  42. Spider

    Children’s vote. That is Scarey. Like Cuba or Albania.

  43. Baldrick

    FMD the Children’s Party.
    A definite Labor winner that one.

  44. Seriously using 8 to 9 year olds to spruik driving the dirt highway is fucked up

  45. marcus w

    good to see the youngsters have considered all the ethics and decided that SSM is normal …

  46. Spider

    Harmful debate. Queue question on hateful comments and posters in Melbourne.

  47. Moobs – “non-standard families”

    WTF is that you saw off little shitbag

  48. Spider

    Thank you. I knew this was coming. Set up with the poster in Melbourne.

  49. Turtle of WA

    And a gay activist tried to blow up the office of the Australian Christian League.

  50. Snoopy

    False fag attack alleged.

  51. Effeminate queen gets his panties in a bunch

    Moobs doesn’t care what the plebiscite result is he will legislate anyway for the homo hoedown

  52. Turtle of WA

    Seriously using 8 to 9 year olds to spruik driving the dirt highway is fucked up

    Enourmously fucked up.

  53. How did someone who doesn’t support the homo hoedown get a question

  54. Moobs is now confusing a plebiscite with a referendum

  55. RobK

    How did someone who doesn’t support the homo hoedown get a question
    I think he snuck under their guard.

  56. Baldrick

    The posters are fakenews. They’re from a Russian founded neo-Nazi website Ironmarch.
    Nothing to do with the current SSM debate in Oz

  57. Turtle of WA

    Yes Bill, but activists will ask for the services of SSM opponents to attack them.

  58. Moobs equivocates on if a singer, baker or others is forced to do a homo hoedown.

    He equates that to the antidiscrimination act so they can use their conscience.

    The act that is used by the HRC by people like Tim Soupandasarnie

  59. Cpt Seahawks

    Mobs calls the issue real or a theory. I pretty sure the US Supreme Court is sitting on the cake matter in October.

  60. Spider

    If we had this debate 6 years ago Shorten would have voted NO.

  61. Soupandasarnie

    FMD that still makes me laugh, well done to whom ever came up with it.

  62. Turtle of WA

    “The more tolerance you practice, the less intolerance you will receive” – Bill Shorten.

    Tolerate leftfilth or you won’t be tolerated.

    What a [email protected]

  63. Baldrick

    Religious freedoms won’t exist once Labor gets in gubbermint.

  64. Pete of Perth

    If only Bill’s parents were homos

  65. Small business gets a gig

    Why does moobs hate the wukkers

    This dude can obfuscate like a beotch

  66. Spider

    Teachers are getting a salary every week.

  67. RobK

    Bill thinks debt is revenue

  68. Baldrick

    “Mark said I was throwing numbers around. It’s called evidence.”

    What a condescending prick.

  69. Moobs doesn’t like people who minimise their tax

    Note to Bill – this is a high taxing nation that wants to tax people even more why should i pay 49c in the dollar in tax when i can work offshore and pay 34% in what is considered a 3rd word country.

  70. Turtle of WA

    Bill: because we need to pay off debt.

    Yep.

  71. RobK

    I’m about to have an argument with my Tele.

  72. Moobs diverts from tax to small business to small business needs an energy tax to drive down prices

    Yep, that would be a real incentive you sawnoff peanut.

  73. Moobs rolls out the ‘not giving tax cuts to millionaires’

    Moobs has never heard of capital flight

    Moobs is a fucking moron

  74. Moobs wants to ‘reform’ negative gearing

    That won’t hurt the rental market will it you slack jawed yokel.

  75. RobK

    This is a kindergarten show.

  76. Pecker

    Gee…thought Mal was full of waffle…Moobs is full of utter Sh1t

  77. Snoopy

    Lie. No copper has been installed.

  78. Turtle of WA

    Bill reckons there’s pressure from the govt on the ABC all the time.

  79. and onto the NBN, a labor initiative by red undies man.

    Moobs doesn’t like the use of the existing copper network in NBN rollout he wants all fibre, he has no idea how much FTTC would cost let alone the lead in cost to the house.

  80. Snoopy

    You think Bill would like an excuse to say WiFi. It suits his affected speech impediment. But no.

  81. Turtle of WA

    Working class vote! Anyone who pushes gerbil warming is against the working class.

  82. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Moobs is a fucking moron

    He’s going to be the next Prime Minster of Australia, with a Labor Government, for two terms..

  83. Pecker

    Moobs is all over the shop…and its not a Pie Shop

  84. Turtle of WA

    Asked about yoof and the working class, Bill didn’t notice the latter.

  85. Snoopy

    Back in the good old days young marrieds could tour South America by private jet quaffing French champagne.

  86. Turtle of WA

    Yoou won’t hand less debt to your kids, Bill.

  87. Pecker

    Gee Moobs is all over the place…and it is not a Pie Shop

  88. Spider

    I think that us what’s called a Dorothy Dixer

  89. Spider

    What’s the bet Jim is a Labor plant.

  90. Snoopy

    The more we spend, the more you save. I can’t be fairer than that.

  91. question on electricity prices

    Dickhead questioner goes straight to da climate change

    Moobs thinks renewball and a CET will drive down prices.

    Sweet cheezes on a bicycle Oz is fucked, stock up on candles and buy a genset, you are going to need it.

  92. Baldrick

    Tilty nodding heads. Yep a definite Dorothy Dixer.

  93. Turtle of WA

    Ha ! The questioner changed his mind! He suggested renewables will cost more and Bill wouldn’t allow the truth.

  94. max

    Gee Moobs is all over the place…and it is not a Pie Shop

    Indeed. Such bluster. He will be an absolutely crap PM.

  95. Turtle of WA

    Tilty nodding heads. Yep a definite Dorothy Dixer.

    Yeah, but they screwed it up completely.

  96. RobK

    Bill doesn’t use bulk billing.

  97. Oh No, Doctors charge above schedule fees for medicare

    Who is paying for this?

    Moobs goes for the mediscare route.

    And he is bumbling like a moron

  98. max

    As this goes on, more people in the audience look dubious.

  99. Snoopy

    Ooh,ooh, Bill got screwed by his own Mediscare creation.

  100. RobK

    The guy from IT Crowd gets a question.

  101. Ƶĩppʯ (ȊꞪꞨV)

    In socialismo land the less you have the richer you are!

  102. Robber Baron

    Moobs is out of his depth. He is a terrible liar. He is making up lies on the spot. Who prepared him for this show?
    Clearly morons of the calibre of Nicholas Reece. He talks total shit. Cannot wait for him to become PM so l can watch Plibberfilth and Albo undermine him from day one.

  103. Baldrick

    Bill – “The four surpluses I announce tonight …”

  104. Moobs answer to long term debt – no tax cuts, extra tax, no negative gearing

    Yep, that should work, not a problem

    That is an absolute recipe for growth, or maybe not.

  105. Habib

    No word on whether the Minister for Defence Industry found the golden rivet during his time aboard, I’m informed he looked very, very hard.

  106. Pecker

    If the LNP cannot blow Moobs out of the water on his numbers and shallow policies then we are all Fvcked

  107. Ding Ding Ding, we have a reffo advocate in the room

    Unleash the boatherds Moobs

  108. Robber Baron

    Arab reffo with waxed eye-brows lobs a softball to tits.

  109. Steve trickler.

    Would some kind loving tolerant ABC/QA defender be so nice as to provide a compelling reason to watch? I ask in good faith. I’m on the West Coast. It’s not on yet And why tonight?

    As a politician, Bill Shorten is a failure. A useless pinball, trapped in a bonus points loop in a clapped out pinball machine called “SJW WARS. RAINBOW FORCE.”

    [Insert Coin to Begin]

    Break me away from watching Boney M clips will ya!



  110. Snoopy

    How many detainees in 2013? How many now?

  111. Baldrick

    Who knew we handed out medals for Young Australian Human Rights?

  112. max

    This is a slow train crash. Even Jones is getting hostile. He’s disappointed with Shorten.

  113. Snoopy

    When is Kathy going to get a question?

  114. anonandon

    This guy will be a fucking disaster for this country. God help us.

  115. Robber Baron

    Tits is as articulate as a VFL reserves footy coach. Come on tits…let fly with a few expletives.

  116. Would some kind loving tolerant ABC/QA defender be so nice as to provide a compelling reason to watch? I ask in good faith. I’m on the West Coast. It’s not on yet And why tonight?

    Watch because you can see a man with huge gynocomastia tie himself in knots and lie like a thief.

  117. Turtle of WA

    That young one’s been into the kool aid.

  118. Would some kind loving tolerant ABC/QA defender be so nice as to provide a compelling reason to watch? I ask in good faith. I’m on the West Coast. It’s not on yet And why tonight?

    You can see it online, i’m in a 2 hour different timezone.

  119. Pecker

    The ABC should have Moobs on every week… Tonight has been very very interesting to say the least.

  120. Snoopy

    Danielle spent hours in front of the washroom mirror practicing that question.

  121. Snoopy

    Did Spain ban the burqa?

  122. Moobs thanks ‘Jessica” for a question, no one mentioned her name?

    WTF

  123. Snoopy

    Bill just threw Japan and South Korea to the wolf. Only white lives matter.

  124. custard

    Tonight’s show illustrated everything about what is wrong with Bill and Labor.

    TuneIn next week for everything about what is wrong with Waffleworth.

    FMD !

  125. Pecker

    Moobs performance tonight makes Tony Burka look like a genius…not sure about Tania and Albo!!!

  126. Snoopy

    Whoa! Can’t argue with first hand research.

  127. Robber Baron

    Tits makes Turdball look prime ministerial…that’s how shit he is.

  128. RobK

    Aaarrh. More bureaucracy.

  129. Snoopy

    Tent Embassy School of Constitutional Law.

  130. Turtle of WA

    You can trust us more than them.

    FMD.

  131. Turtle of WA

    The centre: we are not as bad as them.

  132. Pecker

    Moobs…underpayment to the workers…you lying POS..what did you do to them..

  133. RobK

    Aaarh more bureaucracy again

  134. Snoopy

    You gotta admit that Bill has perfected shamelessness.

  135. Baldrick

    More tilty noddy heads

  136. and onto the republic – soaring debt, out of control utility prices and Moobs thinks a republic is important.

    Stick a fork in yourselves, you are done.

  137. Snoopy

    Tim Southpossumass for Pres!

  138. Turtle of WA

    Step 1. Vote for a new system of government.
    Step 2. Decide what the system is.

  139. Robber Baron

    Imagine being in Cabinet meetings with this moron? Everyone would be on their mobile phones leaking live to their favoured journalists.

  140. Turtle of WA

    God Save the Queen.

  141. Snoopy

    Bill’s model for a Republic. A mixture.

  142. Pecker

    Shorten is. ALPOS…a lying piece of shit

  143. Snoopy

    A mixture. It might need a bit more work.

  144. Snoopy

    Christine Forster. Of course.

  145. RobK

    Good grief, I didn’t know I could get through that.

  146. Ok Troops the final count came in at 12.

    That’s right Vic in Prossy you are now the proud owner of the arseless chaps with the rhinestone trim, sequinned jock and sparkly gimp mask.

    Wear them with pride

  147. RobK

    Thanks Carpe, ”night all.

  148. Well, i survived that

    I will need to soak my brain in paint stripper now.

  149. Baldrick

    What a choice, cockhead Turnbull or cockhead Shorten.

  150. Pecker

    Carpe, Would you be interested in standing at the next election in Oz??

  151. On a serious note – if you hadn’t thought of moving overseas before, i suggest you give it some serious thought.

    Oz is finished, run as fast as you can

  152. Pecker

    Carpe,agree I was thinking about going back to Bema in the Gulf District of PNG…far away enough.

  153. Pecker
    #2475836, posted on August 21, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    Carpe, Would you be interested in standing at the next election in Oz??

    That would mean moving back to Australia, i’m sorry that will not happen.

    Once my parents have left this mortal coil i doubt i will ever come back to Oz.

    If i was a national i would run for the diet

  154. Steve trickler.

    Carpe.

    “Watch because you can see a man with huge gynocomastia tie himself in knots and lie like a thief.”

    It’s known already. And he has done it multiple times, prior to this show, on that shit channel. So what is new? ( :

    Cheers mate.

  155. Pecker
    #2475841, posted on August 21, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    Carpe,agree I was thinking about going back to Bema in the Gulf District of PNG…far away enough.

    Kimbe is nice and New Britain is a great place to work.

  156. I’m done troops, thank you all for your perseverance

    Oyasumi Nasai

  157. Pecker

    Carpe, we could get all of the Cat members to join into a crowd funding scheme (no tax to you) for fighting fund.How much will you need.?

  158. westie woman

    Thanks Carpe

    As for moving OS I came from there with my parents from a soon to be Sharia ruled dhimmi country so can’t go back there

    However, Vanuatu is looking good …

  159. Habib

    Emigration is the future. The sand goblins can have this dump, and the mongs currently resident deserve all that’s coming. It’s always been a third rate shithole run by fourth rate people, it’ll drop several points from that dizzy height. So much potential, so little talent, acumen, endevour and effort.

  160. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Oz is finished, run as fast as you can

    The Brits tried this in the mid 60’s/early 70’s. “The rich would be taxed until their eyes bled.” Not surprisingly anyone with any money packed up and left – the Labour Party was thrashing round, whining that it wasn’t fair…That’s all Bill Shorten has. The politics of envy, the average Australians feeling that someone, somewhere may be better off then they are. The fact that someone else may have learned to manage their money, learned the difference between their wants and their needs, learned to live within their means, had fewer children and smoked less dope is something they just don’t understand. The politics of envy…

  161. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    However, Vanuatu is looking good …

    No income tax, 15% G.S.T. on everything, and once you learn who to bribe, you can live very well indeed.

  162. Pecker
    #2475847, posted on August 21, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    Carpe, we could get all of the Cat members to join into a crowd funding scheme (no tax to you) for fighting fund.How much will you need.?

    I don’t think the Oz body politic is ready for a pro gun CCW advocate who believes in minimal tax (15% across the board), migration limited to a skills basis that favours Christian countries and is pro business and encourages the entrepreneur to excell.

    Basically A shorter, skinnier Ted Nugent clone

  163. Pecker

    Carpe, Great policies…you are Da Man…You are in mate..

  164. Thank you all and good night

    Lady Jugulum is making chicken skin chips, god i love my life

  165. Mark M

    Ted Nugent Interviewed at the 40th annual 2017 Dallas International Guitar Show

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BepC6J0HA-4

    Get outta the left lane, Im coming home!

  166. Up The Workers!

    Yet another propaganda monologue from “Q. & A.” (Qaida & Al?) – the A.L.P.B.C.’s mass-debating show.

    Were Zakky and the regulars from the A.L.P.B.C.’s Cabramatta shuttle-bus service in the audience again?

    Given that serial mis-handler of the truth, ‘Pommy Bill’ now reckons that he alone doesn’t need to produce the documentary proof of renunciation of his foreign citizenship that he hypocritically demands of everybody else, I wonder how workers would go on a C.F.M.E.U.-controlled building/protection racketeering site, if they fronted up without their Union ticket and said that they were just copying ‘Pommy Bills’ example?

    A.L.P. – Always Lying Prolifically!

  167. Up The Workers!

    Dear Oh Dear, how low the Poms have sunk!

    Back in the early 1980’s, Samantha Fox was on every Page 3 in the land.

    Nowadays, amongst their routine daily terrorist atrocities, rancid political correctness and carpet-bagging gerbil worming frauds, the best example the Poms have got in the ‘big boobs’ market, is the chronically photogenically-challenged ‘Pommy Bill’ Short-One of the Australian LIARS Party.

    If his galloping gynocomastia keeps progressing at its current rate, he will be growing a nipple in the middle of his forehead before long.

    Won’t he inspire national pride, when he takes over from the seat-warming Prime Quisling next Federal Election.

  168. John Constantine

    Their short filth has been coddled and protected all this time by their ABC, and will now be wheeled back into storage, so their lefts ‘weekend at Bernie’s’ candidate doesn’t crumble like a cowpat in the sun.

  169. The BigBlueCat

    The main takeaway is that Bill Shorten has no real policies, he wants to be devisive, he is evasive and shifty, panders to smallest of minorities because it’s “popular”, is promising budget repair (shades of Wayne Swan), and basically has no plan other than “I’m running to be the next PM”. Everything he said shows his duplicity and vacuousness. Basically everything that will attract rabid leftists.

    I guess that’s democracy though ….

  170. egg_

    Were Zakky and the regulars from the A.L.P.B.C.’s Cabramatta shuttle-bus service in the audience again?

    Aunty probably has a shuttle bus and hotline to the Lakemba mosque.

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