Q&A Forum: October 30, 2017

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  1. stackja

    Monday, 30 October 2017
    Kevin Rudd – Former Prime Minister of Oz
    Laura Tingle – Political Editor, The Australian Financial Review wife of Bill Hayden staffer
    Alan Jones – Radio Broadcaster
    Judith Brett – Emeritus Professor of politics, La Trobe University

    45

  2. Ok Troops I’m back and i’m bad

    Testes is black

    Stimpy is mad

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45

  3. *crickets*

    I knew i shouldn’t miss a week.

  4. stackja

    Carpe Jugulum
    #2537969, posted on October 30, 2017 at 9:06 pm
    *crickets*

    I knew i shouldn’t miss a week.

    Kev book and religion on the open thread.

  5. Pecker

    Carpe, I am in for 69 please and Peckette will take 52 thank you.

  6. Theodora

    Kevin twenty seven please

  7. Baldrick

    Konbanwa Carpe San.
    21 please

  8. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27

  9. Craig

    35 interruptions from the green/socialist/alp filth that blight our planet

  10. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21

  11. a reader

    In honour of Kevni it should either be 737 (BBJ) or 604 (Challenger) depending on which 34 Squadron aircraft he preferred. I’ll go 737 i think

  12. Konbanwa Carpe San.

    Konbanwa Barrudorrukiu sama

  13. Westie woman

    Hi Carpe

    Lucky 13 for me – one day I’ll get the prize!

    Thanks

  14. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737

  15. Vic in Prossy

    Evening all. May I have 32, please Carpe?

  16. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13

  17. Baldrick

    This is of course bullshit. The audience would be stacked with the Kevni Fan Club:

    ABC Q&A ✔ @QandA
    In the #QandA audience tonight: COALITION 33%, ALP 28%, GREENS 11%.

  18. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 32

  19. Dopey

    Zero please. How would anyone dare interrupt the greatest ever Australian?

  20. Peter Castieau

    Evening everyone.

    53 please Carpe.

  21. COALITION 33%, ALP 28%, GREENS 11%.

    And the remaining 28% IS ???

  22. Theodora

    The please is not directed towards Kevin, 27 and heaven work fine.

  23. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 32
    Dopey 0
    Custard 53

  24. Craig

    The remaining 28% are Harvey Weinstein supporters.

  25. Peter Castieau

    Love your work Carpe!

  26. stackja

    Dopey
    #2537998, posted on October 30, 2017 at 9:18 pm
    Zero please. How would anyone dare interrupt the greatest ever Australian?

    AJ might ask Kev a question and the other Jones will interrupt.

  27. Craig
    #2538006, posted on October 30, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    The remaining 28% are Harvey Weinstein supporters.

    Clam Ford boosters

  28. Peter Castieau
    #2538008, posted on October 30, 2017 at 9:22 pm

    Love your work Carpe!

    i should run for parliament – except for the nonresident, lives in another country and plans never to return to Oz except to visit people thing.

  29. Elle

    18 please, Carp.

    Alan Jones is on and Tony Jones is always very accommodating of him. Not as many interruptions, I’m thinking.

  30. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 32
    Dopey 0
    Custard 53
    Mizaris 37

  31. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 32
    Dopey 0
    Custard 53
    Mizaris 37
    Elle 18

  32. RobK

    40 please Carpe. Wall to wall egos this week.

  33. stackja

    Carpe Jugulum
    #2538015, posted on October 30, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    Grandparents, so Ireland claims me.

  34. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 32
    Dopey 0
    Custard 53
    Mizaris 37
    Elle 18
    Rob K 40

  35. Grandparents, so Ireland claims me.

    You can apply for dual citizenship.

  36. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 32
    Dopey 0
    Custard 53
    Mizaris 37
    Elle 18
    Rob K 40
    JC 3, 567

  37. stackja

    Carpe Jugulum
    #2538028, posted on October 30, 2017 at 9:33 pm
    Grandparents, so Ireland claims me.

    You can apply for dual citizenship.

    Yes! But don’t plan on travelling there.

  38. True Aussie

    I’ll take 59 in the sweepstakes thanks

  39. dopey

    Brett will have some very nuanced points to make with lots of nuance.

  40. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 32
    Dopey 0
    Custard 53
    Mizaris 37
    Elle 18
    Rob K 40
    JC 3, 567
    True Aussie 59

  41. Turtle of WA

    A flat 60 please Jugulum.

  42. Baldrick

    Alan Jones looking more like a canary than a parrot.

  43. Will they be brave enough to have Milo on when he comes out? That would make for must see tv.

  44. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 32
    Dopey 0
    Custard 53
    Mizaris 37
    Elle 18
    Rob K 40
    JC 3, 567
    True Aussie 59
    Turtle of WA 60
    Snoopy 39

  45. Drinking 4 2

    I’m in for 24 please. Long time reader first time player

  46. La tingle like Bitchchop[

    Has the full AbbottSatan666 derangement

  47. Turtle of WA

    Tingle doesn’t blame Malcolm.

    She likes to say what “everyone thinks”. Bubble person.

  48. anonandon

    Kevin’s back, baby!!!

  49. Who does kevni’s suits – pyjamas R Us

  50. Turtle of WA

    Kevin has started every sentence with “I”.

  51. Pecker

    News Flash…Kev17 is full on more Sh1t than ever…

  52. Peter Castieau

    Rudd really is quite embarrassing.

  53. Snoopy

    Kevin Ru….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  54. anonandon

    He should be taken out back and shot.

  55. One thing we do know about kevni – he is a waffling windbag with the dress sense of a turtle

  56. Snoopy

    Say what you like about Trumble, at least he’s not Rudd.

  57. Elle

    Alan only had one interruption from Tony. I like the man – Alan that is. Though it is clear Alan is on there for a reason – coal seam gas?

    Oh my god! I just saw Tony get a hard-on for Kevin, but if he glances further to the left Judith Brett will wilt it instantly!

  58. Baldrick

    Rudd’s suddenly making Trumble look half decent.

  59. Snoopy

    The betas get all smutty and have a giggle.

  60. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 32
    Dopey 0
    Custard 53
    Mizaris 37
    Elle 18
    Rob K 40
    JC 3, 567
    True Aussie 59
    Turtle of WA 60
    Snoopy 39
    Cpt Seahawks 18

  61. Snoopy

    The polls tell us punters dislike Shorten.

  62. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 32
    Dopey 0
    Custard 53
    Mizaris 37
    Elle 18
    Rob K 40
    JC 3, 567
    True Aussie 59
    Turtle of WA 60
    Snoopy 39
    Cpt Seahawks 48

  63. Pecker

    Another sermon from The Mouth…sorry Mount…Rudd just FOff

  64. Drinking 4 2

    Kevin rewriting history again.

  65. Cpt Seahawks

    Kevin starting to gnaw on the audience brain.

  66. Baldrick

    Kevni – Zzzzzzzzz😴

  67. Peter Castieau

    Is the health department watching this? Kevin needs help.

  68. Snoopy

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  69. Nanna quotes – neo liberalism?

    Clueless bint with pensioner glasses

  70. Snoopy

    Not even Laura Tingle believed what Judith said.

  71. La tingle proves yet again she is a dim bulb

  72. Drinking 4 2

    Kevin looks so bored when he’s not waffling

  73. By dim i mean dumb as a sack of hammers.

  74. Drinking 4 2
    #2538087, posted on October 30, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    Kevin looks so bored when he’s not waffling

    Kevni looks bored unless he has a mirror

  75. Cpt Seahawks

    Tingle reckons wait until after an election, then dump the leader. What if he won?

  76. Snoopy

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  77. RobK

    The panel looks as if they’d rather be somewhere else.

  78. Grumpy Racist Homophobe

    Number of blackbirds baked in a pie plus 33.

  79. GerardO

    put the Richmond titty woman on Q&A

  80. Cpt Seahawks

    Number of blackbirds baked in a pie plus 33.

    You mean “birds of colour”?

  81. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 69
    Peckette 52
    Theodora 27
    Baldrick 21
    A Reader 737
    Craig 35
    Westie Woman 13
    Vic in Prossy 32
    Dopey 0
    Custard 53
    Mizaris 37
    Elle 18
    Rob K 40
    JC 3, 567
    True Aussie 59
    Turtle of WA 60
    Snoopy 39
    Cpt Seahawks 48
    Grumpy 57

  82. Pecker

    Kev……now giving legal advice FFS

  83. egg_

    Kevin looks so bored when he’s not waffling

    It’s all about him. isn’t it?
    Isn’t it?

  84. You mean “birds of colour”?

    #BirdLivesMZTTER

  85. Snoopy

    The girrlz have the hots for Malcolm.

  86. Pecker

    God …glad I am hero!!!

  87. Peter Castieau

    Okay so everyone agrees with everyone else that Waffleworth is toast on #theirABC Q and A

  88. Snoopy

    ObesecommoenvirolezzoGBRbotherer

  89. RobK

    Adani, 1500 jobs and how much royalties?

  90. egg_

    What’s Kev’s opinion on Muslim SSM transgenders playing in the AWFL?

  91. Snoopy

    How do you export renewables to India?

  92. Turtle of WA

    Alan joins with Fat Ugly Lesbian from GetUp

  93. Peter Castieau

    I agree that Waffleworth is toast!

  94. egg_

    Oh my god! I just saw Tony get a hard-on for Kevin

    So did Kevin.

  95. Alan Jones hates Adani, fails to mention he has a property that will be impacted.

  96. Snoopy

    The ABC’s anti-Adani jihad continues.

  97. I agree that Waffleworth is toast!

    He should be shot from a cannon dressed as Ronald McDonald

  98. Snoopy

    Alan Jones: The Adani mine will put a hole in the bottom of the Great Artesian Basin and all the water will run out.

  99. Turtle of WA

    Labor QLD supports it Kev.

  100. Snoopy

    Ban foreign donations to GetUp!?

  101. Cpt Seahawks

    Bolta already destroyed Rudd on AGW.

  102. Kevni makes it clear he doesn’t like the Indians or Chinese

  103. Infidel Tiger

    Tonight A Jones rails against mining and gas exploration.

    Tomorrow he will spend 3 hours banging on about power prices.

    He is a dangerous fool.

  104. Turtle of WA

    “Fortress Australia” is Kevs derisive name for the nation state whose borders he pulled down.

  105. Why is Alan Jones dressed like Tweety Bird?

    Is it a Halloween thing?

  106. Elle

    The love fest between Kevin Rudd and Alan Jones is making me sick.

  107. Pecker

    DO NOT MENTION THE CHINESE !!!

  108. Snoopy

    On noes! We’re approaching peak coal.

  109. Turtle of WA

    Ban foreign donations to GetUp!?

    We can’t have Soros giving all his donation straight to The Greens.

  110. Baldrick

    The whole panel is anti-Adani that wants to keep poorer Indians without cheap power and they reckon the caste system is alive and well only in India.

  111. Turtle of WA

    Did snow cone just say “that was sexy” to a Rudd comment?

  112. Baldrick

    Kevni thinks Fatty Trump is ‘nuts’.
    Oh the ironing!

  113. Snoopy

    Oh noes! Trump told Kevni to shove his East Asia Economic Summit.

  114. Robber Baron

    Rudd is such a crashing bore. He’s at Waleed Ali levels of bloviation.

  115. Cpt Seahawks

    Uh oh. Rudd has to fly over “Trumpland”. They have guns, he is so brave.

  116. Turtle of WA

    Kevin’s elitism really shines when he talks about Trump voters.

  117. Snoopy

    Rudd proposing Trump should be stabbed in the back. Not big on self-awareness.

  118. Pecker

    Kev,,,QF1 departs to NYC at 11.30pm tonight…please be on the sucker

  119. Snoopy

    Whatever Gillard’s faults, she spared us this boring egomaniac for a few years.

  120. egg_

    Fat Ugly Lesbian from GetUp

    Just broke my TV, I think.

  121. egg_

    Christmas turkeys covet Kevni’s double chin.

    Is he Kim Jong-un in white?

  122. Turtle of WA

    Tingle looks out at the crowd for approval as she calls Trump nuts.

  123. Peter Castieau

    Rudd’s lack of self awareness…………..

  124. Snoopy

    Someone send a tweet of Rudd’s ‘nuts’ quote to Trump. Suggest he cancels Rudd’s visa.

  125. egg_

    Oh noes! Trump told Kevni to shove his East Asia Economic Summit.

    Kev must have a Trump666 voodoo doll.

  126. Baldrick

    “He (Trump) did have Vladimir Putin on his side.” – Tony Jones.

    Can we get a FactCheck on that please.

  127. Pecker

    AJ…keep carving Kev up

  128. Snoopy

    Does Trump eat his own earwax?

  129. egg_

    Alan Jones looking more like a canary than a parrot.

    He wishes he was the budgie in Abbott666’s budgie smugglers?

  130. anonandon

    Hard to believe but I think Tony is taking the piss out of Kevin

  131. Robber Baron

    Lots of questions to the puffy pasty bore next to snowcone. Why? Snowcone clearly loves him.

  132. Turtle of WA

    Earwax is fine. It’s onions that are beyond the pale.

  133. Pecker

    Kev has used “I” 34 times tonight..and still 15 mins to go.

  134. Turtle of WA

    University professor thinks whatever Kev thinks.

  135. Snoopy

    Does Judith Brett vote ALP?

  136. egg_

    Judith Brett folding arms in defensive body language when talking to Hannibal KRudd.

  137. Turtle of WA

    Jones can’t tell Left from right

  138. Snoopy

    Not so Tiny Tim gets a question.

  139. Turtle of WA

    Sure you didn’t miss a couple, Pecker?

  140. Snoopy

    How hard’s that?

    Impossible?

  141. Baldrick

    Does Judith Brett vote ALP?

    Not left enough. Try the Greens.

  142. Turtle of WA

    Tingle is unaware of life outside the swamp.

  143. Snoopy

    No one talks of the cost of a referendum. I can remember the media going nuts over the cost of the SSM plebiscite.

  144. Snoopy

    If reconciliation is a delicate process it is DOA.

  145. Turtle of WA

    Kev on indigenous affairs: me me me.

  146. egg_

    Is the audience still awake?
    Kevzzzzzzzzzzzzz……..

  147. Robber Baron

    Kruddy beating up Maol. Brings a smile to my face.

  148. Snoopy

    Any reconciliation is a personal decision. Not a community decision.

  149. Snoopy

    Looks like a young ratfucker.

  150. egg_

    KRudd gets the fiddle out.

  151. Turtle of WA

    “Reconciliation” will not be fully achieved in the eyes of the left until Aborigines are declared the sovereign ruling landed aristocracy of Australia.

  152. Cpt Seahawks

    Kevni has a chin like a pimple.

  153. Robber Baron

    Kevni. I never got a hand out from the government as a boy. As a man; everyone is going to pay!

    Nutter.

  154. anonandon

    Far too much Kevin. Not enough Alan.

  155. egg_

    The only Chinese in Nambour ran The Fork in the Road cafe?

  156. Snoopy

    No social security for the Rudds? Widows’ pension scheme commenced 1942. Child Endowment in 1941.

  157. Baldrick

    Is Kevni trying the sell a new book?
    Who’da thunk it that he gets to spruik about it on TheirABC.

  158. Turtle of WA

    Two Joneses are being leftards tonight.

  159. Pecker

    “I” count came in at 59 tonight..good effort from Rudd.Pity he talked utter shit.

  160. Baldrick

    No social security for the Rudds? Widows’ pension scheme commenced 1942. Child Endowment in 1941.

    Kevni’s father died in 1968, well after the start of welfare.

  161. Turtle of WA

    Young conservative next week.

  162. Infidel Tiger

    Alan Jones is further to the left than Rudd.

  163. Baldrick

    Alan Jones is further to the left than Rudd.

    But according to Springer Jones he’s a ‘conservative radio broadcaster’.

  164. Infidel Tiger

    A homosexual with a butler and a personal chef who became a millionaire talking about “struggle street”

    Only in Australia.

  165. Numbers came in at 27 Jackpot to next week

  166. Tom

    Will they be brave enough to have Milo on when he comes out? That would make for must see tv.

    Heavens no, Jarrod! Q&A is a very tight ship run by Stalinist executive producer Peter McEvoy with a very specific weekly green-left objective. This week it was:

    1. Stop Adani.
    2. Get Pony Girl re-elected, along with a bevy of Greenfilth running in Queensland.

    Milo would utterly destroy any opposition presented to him and would simply play with Snowcone’s questioning and all the gotchas from the Antifa/Socialist Alternative rent-a-crowd. And giving him an hour-long platform would sell too many of his books — a privilege reserved for ABC-approved green-left zombies.

    Winning the TV ratings would be too high a price to pay for giving a voice to an opponent of the ABC’s Stalinisation of Australia.

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