Q&A Forum: November 13, 2017

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  1. Baldrick

    Only 1 shining light, Dame Judith:

    Monday, 13 November 2017

    Angus Taylor – Assistant Minister for Cities and Digital Transformation
    Terri Butler – Queensland Labor MP
    Brian Cox – Particle Physicist and TV Presenter
    Judith Sloan – Economist and Businesswoman
    Shara Evans – Technology Futurist

  2. BrettW

    Butler seems to get more Q&A appearances than most other MP’s. No idea why. Labor must think she is good.

    Uh oh, just remembered I am a lefty. Go Terri !!!

  3. Good evening troops

    The bidding is open

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54

  4. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Carpe, 45, if you please.

  5. Baldrick

    Konbanwa Carpe San, 21 please

  6. I think tonigh may be full retard on the NBN, reffo’s and the homo heodown.

  7. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37

  8. Chris
    #2551782, posted on November 13, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    Konbanwa Kurisu – nice to see a new punter.

  9. Chris

    Gomen nasai, hanase-masen nihon-go Carpe-san.

  10. Chris

    Kurisu – I like that. Arigato!

  11. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 26 please, Carpe?

  12. Chris
    #2551788, posted on November 13, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    I’ll stick with english, normally i’ll translate, trust me 😉

  13. Peter Castieau

    Evening everyone. 52 please Carpe.

  14. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26

  15. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Custard 52

  16. dopey

    According to the ABC Judith is “The Australian” I get the message. 29 please.

  17. Kurisu – I like that. Arigato!

    We share the same first name, men in Japan say it very quickly and short, women say it slower and more pronounced.

    Women say it better.

  18. Snoopy

    Butler seems to get more Q&A appearances than most other MP’s. No idea why.

    Snowcone likes wearing her lipstick.

  19. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Custard 52
    Dopey 29

  20. Turtle of WA

    27 thanks Jugulum.

  21. anonandon

    Carpe 33 please. Go Judith!

  22. John64

    Butler seems to get more Q&A appearances than most other MP’s. No idea why.

    Q&A appreciates the free publicity when she gets sued for defamation.

  23. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Custard 52
    Dopey 29
    Cpt Seahawks 35
    Turtle of WA 27

  24. anonandon

    Why is media watch entirely focused on the US media?

  25. May I please have 31 tonight Carpe.

  26. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Custard 52
    Dopey 29
    Cpt Seahawks 35
    Turtle of WA 27
    Anonadon 33
    Snoopy 25

  27. Turtle of WA

    I wonder if Cox is going to pull out the discredited pre-Paris agreement graph, the authors of which had their dog unfortunately eat their homework just when someone asked for their working.

  28. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Custard 52
    Dopey 29
    Cpt Seahawks 35
    Turtle of WA 27
    Anonadon 33
    Snoopy 25
    Bushkid 31

  29. Uh oh

    I reckon Butler will interrupt 23 times but I don’t have the stomach to watch.

  30. I wonder if the boy wonder Brian Cox will reprise his idiotic and utterly disproven claim that 97% of “climate scientists” believe in global warming. Wonder if he bothered to bring along his pet graph tonight too.

    Tonight really isn’t going to be worth watching, too sick and sycophantic to be viable. No doubt Judith Sloan will cop a pasting for being sensible. And for “being The Australian” or nasty Mr. Murdoch.

  31. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Custard 52
    Dopey 29
    Cpt Seahawks 35
    Turtle of WA 27
    Anonadon 33
    Snoopy 25
    Bushkid 31
    Uh Oh 23

  32. Uh oh
    #2551817, posted on November 13, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    I reckon Butler will interrupt 23 times but I don’t have the stomach to watch.

  33. Uh oh

    Thanks Carpe. If I win I’ll donate the prize to Vinnies.

  34. Ok Troops, lets put on the foil, lace up our skates and go the full Slapshot AKA the Hanson Brothers.

    and;

    lllleeettttssss get rrreeaaaddddyyyy to rrrruuuummmbbllleee

  35. Grumpy Racist Homophobe

    =(91075.671409)/(2/0.333)-1623-0.0992895985019-13500

  36. Turtle of WA

    What the f is that thing at the end?

  37. Motelier

    Evening Carpe.

    Evening all.

    I think interruptions will come in a 44.

  38. Motelier

    Is it homophobic to say “I don’t like Cox”?

  39. AlPBC backs the alp harpy from the get go

  40. Motelier

    Go Judith,

    Escalate, always escalate.

  41. Judith they are not 2nd class citizens they are dual citizens in the fucking parliament

  42. Motelier

    Shara.

    Only one to speak sense so far

  43. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Custard 52
    Dopey 29
    Cpt Seahawks 35
    Turtle of WA 27
    Anonadon 33
    Snoopy 25
    Bushkid 31
    Uh Oh 23
    Classical Hero 34
    Grumpy 41
    Motelier 41

  44. Motelier

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Custard 52
    Dopey 29
    Cpt Seahawks 35
    Turtle of WA 27
    Anonadon 33
    Snoopy 25
    Bushkid 31
    Uh Oh 23
    Classical Hero 34
    Grumpy 41
    Motelier 41

    Hmmmmm….. I think I said 44.

    Put the sake down now.

  45. PoliticoNT

    22 please Carpe if I’m not too late.

    Have been distracted briefing MrsPolitico on some interesting goings on in politics, as not reported by the useless Michael Brissenden earlier.

  46. Snoopy

    Tone will grill Butler on the ALP preferencing The Greens any second now.

  47. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Custard 52
    Dopey 29
    Cpt Seahawks 35
    Turtle of WA 27
    Anonadon 33
    Snoopy 25
    Bushkid 31
    Uh Oh 23
    Classical Hero 34
    Grumpy 41
    Motelier 44
    PoliticoNT 22

  48. Put the sake down now.

    They will take my sake and my 686 from my cold dead hands.

  49. I’m unable to watch tonight, old browser won’t play current ALPBC stuff, so I’m depending on other brave souls with the capability for comments to keep me informed.

  50. Snoopy

    An Iranian dwarf in the pay of the ChiComs, thanks Tone.

  51. Motelier

    blondie needs bigger letters on her question sheet.

  52. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Custard 52
    Dopey 29
    Cpt Seahawks 35
    Turtle of WA 27
    Anonadon 33
    Snoopy 25
    Bushkid 31
    Uh Oh 23
    Classical Hero 34
    Grumpy 41
    Motelier 44
    PoliticoNT 22
    Rev Archibald 30

  53. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 54
    ZK2A 45
    Baldrick 21
    Chris 37
    Vic in Prossy 26
    Custard 52
    Dopey 29
    Cpt Seahawks 35
    Turtle of WA 27
    Anonadon 33
    Snoopy 25
    Bushkid 31
    Uh Oh 23
    Classical Hero 34
    Grumpy 41
    Motelier 44
    PoliticoNT 22
    Rev Archibald 30
    Mike of Marion 18

  54. Snoopy

    How does Butler know that Dastyari was called a monkey because he’s Iranian? Very racist. I assumed it was because of his simian appearance.

  55. Oh dear god a beta male on meth has an IT question

  56. Turtle of WA

    This questioner definitely loves Cox.

  57. Motelier

    Oh dear god a beta male on meth has an IT question

    Must be smart. (wears glasses)

  58. H B Bear

    Does Bryan Cox just come down to Australia to get blown by the ALPBC staff co-op members?

  59. How does Butler know that Dastyari was called a monkey because he’s Iranian? Very racist. I assumed it was because of his simian appearance.

    Well if your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries who knows what the average punter calls him

  60. H B Bear
    #2551881, posted on November 13, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    Does Bryan Cox just come down to Australia to get blown by the ALPBC staff co-op members?

    No – he prefers schoolboys

  61. Why are the “men” on the panel wearing suits 2 sizes too small ? it looks like they stole their yoiunger brthers suit.

  62. Motelier

    Brian Cox,

    ‘It is governments responsibility to …….’

    You can fill in the rest.

    Oh talking about AI taking jerbs.

  63. Butler mumbles something about trust, communidy and something ethnic.

    Incoherent dribbler

  64. Snoopy

    Butler is even boring Tone shitless.

  65. next question – getting energy from space

    of course that makes sense

    and Mr wibbly Wobbly will be selling condoms to the happy fairies at the same time FFS

  66. Snoopy
    #2551900, posted on November 13, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    Butler is even boring Tone shitless.

    When she looks in the mirror to shave she slaps her reflection.

    What a cool double entendre

  67. Judith Durham clone likes space energy too

    She can do the Kessel run in 2 parsecs

  68. Judith Durham clone likes solar panels

    except she won’t live on them alone will she

  69. Motelier

    Annnnd
    Here we go.

    CAGW engage the non believers

  70. Turtle of WA

    People who understand modelling think climate change is bunk

  71. Asian getup activist gives loaded question to a climate shill

    Cox ucker postures and preens and butler tries some sly fellatio from the side.

  72. Motelier

    the models are right?

    Bullshit. The models fail to take into account the true effects of CO2 If the models were right then the raw data would be used not the massaged data.

  73. Turtle of WA

    Judith is cut off right when she’s about to decimate Cox.

  74. Motelier

    Tone goes full fellatio attacking angus.

  75. Typical Lieboral, just backtracks and won’t call gerbill warmening for the bullshit it is.

    Try telling Cox-ucker that his predictions are based on the data he puts in to his modelling and none, NONE of their predictions of DOOM have come true

  76. Elle

    Sigh. I’m too late to post my bid. Have been attending to mundane household crap. I’m yawing already though, having only watched ten minutes.

    My intelligent contribution? Terri Butler has clearly had botox.

  77. cohenite

    My brains are oozing out my ears just reading these comments; watching the hideous thing must be soul destroying.

  78. Sweet cheese on a bicycle Judith just tel him he is full of shit.

    It can’t be that hard.

  79. Elle

    What the hell is yawing. I meant yawning.

  80. Snoopy

    Good on Judith for dropping the N bomb.

  81. My intelligent contribution? Terri Butler has clearly had botox.

    Is that her buttocks or her face

    They may be interchangeable

  82. Peter Campion

    Yawing happens in boats.

    When you’re tired,

  83. Motelier

    All hail the new god – Ruinables

  84. Dave in Marybrook

    OOOOOOOOOOOhhh sun cycles! Tony and Cox rush to shut her down…

  85. What the hell is yawing.

    Lateral movement to the port and starboard sides of a ship or aircraft.

  86. Yawing happens in boats.

    When you’re tired,

    Or in aeroplanes, when you play with the rudder pedals. Or when you’re tired.

  87. OOOOOOOOOOOhhh sun cycles! Tony and Cox rush to shut her down…

    They have to, their livelihoods depend on it not being the sun cycles or any other natural effects.

  88. Russian bride talks about 2 neutron stars colliding

    Cox-ucker wets himself with excitement and babbles shit about Einstein and gravitation and optical ligjht and i think he is masturbating under the table

  89. Snoopy

    Butler can taste the Ministerial leather.

  90. Turtle of WA

    Romanticism and science should be anathema.

  91. Butler can taste the Ministerial leather.

    Wasn’t there a WA politician who liked to smell it? Or was that bicycle seat leather?

  92. Carpe Jugulum
    #2551929, posted on November 13, 2017 at 10:37 pm

    What the hell is yawing.

    Lateral movement to the port and starboard sides of a ship or aircraft.

    Fine – also when you are tired

    My God you people are hard work

  93. Butler can taste the Ministerial leather.

    Yes – it tastes like yin yans leather codpiece

  94. My God you people are hard work

    it’s how we express our live for you, Carpe….. 🙂 (Even when we’re not tired)

  95. Elle

    Tony Jones appears to be fixated on Cox’s lips. They are rather red and full – luscious perhaps?

  96. Motelier

    What the hell is yawing.

    Women!

  97. Tony Jones appears to be fixated on Cox’s lips.

    Snowcone will need a can opener to get him out of his fucking undersized suit

  98. Snoopy

    I just knew Butler would get the last word in. Such achievements are how she measures her worth.

  99. Turtle of WA

    Wasn’t there a WA politician who liked to smell it? Or was that bicycle seat leather?

    Troy “chairsniffer” Boswell. I met him once.

  100. Motelier

    Next week.

    Full on SSM.

    It it going to be made compulsory and if not, why not?

  101. Next week is the Homo-Hoedown edition

    Driving the dirt highway for the rainbow lobby – and syphilis.

  102. Elle

    Carp, will Ben Dover be hosting … or at least accommodating?

  103. Turtle of WA

    If No happens to get up, next week be an hilarious sob fest

  104. Ok Troops interruptions came in at 34

    That’s right Classical Hero you now have the bob brown approved arseless chaps with tassels and the rhinestone trim in a tasteful black patent leather

    wear them with pride.

  105. Thanks Carpe, good night to all, and to all a goodnight.

  106. Elle

    Love your work, Carp. Even though I was late in coming, I enjoyed the banter. See you next Monday x

  107. Elle
    #2551957, posted on November 13, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    Carp, will Ben Dover be hosting … or at least accommodating?

    Ben Dover and Phillip McCavity will be hosting, fisting, dogging and live demonstrating the reverse piledriver
    position with a pineapple as a tickler.

    Dear god that was a parody and i feel soiled

  108. I’m done troops

    Oyasmi Nasai from Arima

  109. Motelier

    Ben Dover and Phillip McCavity will be hosting, fisting, dogging and live demonstrating the reverse piledriver
    position with a pineapple as a tickler.

    Thats a joke innit?

    Please tell me that was a joke.

  110. Thats a joke innit?

    Please tell me that was a joke.

    Felt soiled when i wrote it, going for a shower to clean the taint.

  111. classical_hero

    Why would I wear them with pride? 😉

    Thank you Snoopy because he took my first guess.

  112. Elle

    Ben Dover and Phillip McCavity will be hosting, fisting, dogging and live demonstrating the reverse piledriver
    position with a pineapple as a tickler.

    You are a hoot, Carp! Love your work. If there is going to be a fisting, with pineapple involved, then I will be front and centre.

    See you next week.

  113. Elle

    Felt soiled when i wrote it, going for a shower to clean the taint.

    Stop it! Never feel guilty or dirty. Showering is a good thing though. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

  114. Dr Fred Lenin

    Classical hero can wear them next week onqyeers and assholes ,apply for a ticket now hero. You will not feel queer wearing them amongst the poofter “marriage “ ,dare I call them a “Push”? P

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