Wednesday Forum: November 22, 2017

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  1. Oh come on

    egg, you don’t seem to have realised it but the mockery has commenced.

  2. Infidel Tiger

    heaviest thing I lift is my hand blown zalto Bordeaux glass.

    Is that with or without wine?

    I start out with some heavy sets and then do drop sets at the end of the bottle.

  3. egg_

    And of course all the hot young girls know the *real* super well endowed IQ meisters, they flock to us like flies on shit. We all agreed it’s true and we shared out experiences.

    Isn’t worth a pinch of shit without self-confidence – not smugness – that’s the biggest turn on for a woman – where’s Tailgunner?

  4. egg_

    egg, you don’t seem to have realised it but the mockery has commenced.

    Born of loserdom.

  5. egg_

    And of course all the hot young girls know the *real* super well endowed IQ meisters, they flock to us like flies on shit. We all agreed it’s true and we shared out experiences.

    Meanwhile, she’s banging the gym coach with an ordinary cock.

  6. Oh come on

    You have missed the point, eggy.

  7. DrBeauGan

    I get all the exercise I need beating beautiful girls off with a stick. Or running away from flocks of them. Sigh. It can leave me exhausted for hours.

  8. John Constantine

    Media quote an eighty three year old, bashed with an iron bar in a Perth home invasion this week.

    His twelve year old daughter and eleven year old son saved the day.

    Old mate musta been doing some serious lifting.

  9. One of the best QC’s in Australia.
    IIRC, he took Ashton apart once before at a Royal Commission.

    Hence Ashton’s suddenly taking ill – several months worth of it.

  10. JC

    Tax day in Saudi can be a real bitch.

    EXCLUSIVE: ‘American mercenaries are torturing’ Saudi elite rounded up by new crown prince – and billionaire Prince Alwaleed was hung upside down ‘just to send a message’

    Source in Saudi Arabia says American private security contractors are carrying out’interrogations’ on princes and billionaires arrested in crackdown
    Detained members of Saudi elite have been hung by their feet and beaten by interrogates, source says
    Among those hung upside down are Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, an investor worth at least $7 billion who is being held at Riyadh’s Ritz Carlton
    Arrests were ordered three weeks ago by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman
    Source claims mercenaries are from ‘Blackwater’, a claim also made by Lebanese president

  11. Empire GTHO Phase III

    Meanwhile, she’s banging the gym coach with an ordinary cock.

    Surely not? I thought the lippy bookworm always gets fist dibs on the quality poon?

  12. Zyconoclast

    Why is the ABC raising funds for Myanmar-Bangladesh?

    http://www.abc.net.au/appeals/

  13. egg_

    Oh come on
    #2565097, posted on November 24, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    I get where you’re at OCO, I was just noting the current relationship trend of late boomers with younger women – not my scene, by the way; I’m a granddad and it would look a bit crook, to say the least.

  14. Empire GTHO Phase III

    Why is the ABC raising funds for Myanmar-Bangladesh?

    Quiet please.

    Don’t disturb them while they’re piloting their future funding model. There’s no good resson to stress the animal prior to slaughter.

  15. Infidel Tiger

    Media quote an eighty three year old, bashed with an iron bar in a Perth home invasion this week.

    His twelve year old daughter and eleven year old son saved the day.

    Old mate musta been doing some serious lifting.

    Saw that. Bloody hell! Kudos old fella.

  16. Rabz

    Seriously – fatty ashton conducted an obvious evidence free vendetta against a citizen while the former was the head of the relevant jurisdiction’s resident keystone cops – and the monstrous tub of lard then gets to blubber off (at taxpayers’ expense) for however long, on fat, lazy, incompetent and malevolent fuckwit leave?

    FFS, could victoriastanians be any sadder if they tried?

    Certain commenters above got it right. Ashtoni should be euthanased for his good.

    Because love is love.

    I tells ya.

  17. Empire GTHO Phase III

    Go old mate and good on the kids. The story would be so much better if he’d pumped the fucker full of lead, but.

  18. JC

    Nut shot or face plant. All good.

    Tonight’s entertainment was a nutshot.

  19. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Barry Lawless says he is lucky to be alive
    Chris Meldrum, PerthNow
    November 23, 2017 5:38PM

    AN elderly Mandurah man says he’ll never leave his front door open again after being bashed inside his own home.

    Barry Lawless says he was sitting down, having a cup of tea with his 11-year-old son and 12-year-old daughter watching TV when the attacker burst through the door.

    “He just started swinging this thing, like a length of rope with a lump of steel,” Mr Lawless said.

    “There was so much blood coming out, I could hardly see what I was doing.

    “He kept swinging at me, I was lucky to be alive actually.”

    The 83-year-old, who has six children and eight grandchildren, was rushed to the state trauma unit at Royal Perth Hospital.

    He suffered two broken bones in his faces and bruising.

    Detectives have spent much of Thursday door knocking neighbour properties on Truarn Street, behind the Mandurah Train Station.

    Police have since revealed a man in his 40s is now helping with their investigation.

    There’s a couple of retired coppers live around here. They reckon, if chummy’s a bit backward in coming forward with a full confession, they are quite happy to teach the younger generation the value of a telephone directory, judiciously applied.

  20. Rev. Archibald

    for however long, on fat, lazy, incompetent and malevolent fuckwit leave?

    ..
    Is there really such a thing?
    What do I…
    Never mind.

  21. Empire GTHO Phase III

    fat, lazy, incompetent and malevolent fuckwit leave

    LOL. Give it a few years and this leave type will be embedded in the NES. Next cab of the rank, now DV leave is sorted, is Climate Leave.

    BTW – if I do my shoulder learning the missus, can I claim DV leave?

  22. Rabz

    Why is the ABC raising funds for Myanmar-Bangladesh?

    This was all over jjj last weekend.

    The staggeringly stupid left wing j’ism imbibing softcocks never met a misogynist joo hating goat pleasuring illiterate innumerate ahistorical moozley imbecile they didn’t want to be subjugated by.

    As for the rest of us – we don’t posses a taxpayer funded braindead meeja (BIRM) megaphone to blast every unsuspecting individuals’ shell like.
    So, that’s why.

  23. Rabz

    Climate Leave

    FFS – this is a joke, Shirley?

    Otherwise I’m off on at least six months of it next year.

    None of it will involve freezing my arse orf in Antarctica, if that’s any consolation. 🙂

  24. Snoopy

    Al Franken says he ‘crossed a line’ while hugging women

    If this sexual assault hysteria puts an end to men being expected to reciprocate hugs with women they’ve just been introduced to I don’t care how many men have to get burned.

  25. Muzzlehatch

    Just popped in to gaze at the glitter . such as may be on offer.

    Bones going all slaggy and binding I am being (hopefully)reliably informed.

    To pick a topic ? Old blokes and self defense. I am not a ppoponent of side arms – even if we could get the here in “This ‘eres the wattle it’s the emlbem of our land. You can stick it ion a bottle . You can hold it in your hand….” First time I have typed with two hands in 6 weeks.

    Enough about you … let’s talk about me.

    Best call on Self defence weapons for your house? I dont even count Martial Arts any more because if you are no longer current it is all over.

    Penny for your thoughts?

  26. Muzzlehatch

    Side arms are great. Provided you stay all saftey Nazi on them. And in Australia it is not an option.

    I have trained my nearest and dearst in powder fire extingigushers as a self defense machine.

    What say you Dobbin?

  27. Elle

    You guys are up late.

    JC, I’m heading to Melbourne next week … on a plane. Could be interesting.

  28. Muzzlehatch

    Elle

    Not so much for us crepuscular Western Australians.

  29. My desk calendar says today is the 24th. Is it giving me the wrong date, due to it being Trojan virused or something?

    The spam I’ve been deleting all day has been claiming today is “Black Friday”.
    The nearest upcoming Black Friday is in April next year (or so I thought).

    Have I been asleep for 5 months or something?

  30. Elle

    Muzzlehatch, true, it is still early for you.

  31. johanna

    Call me cynical, but why do I think this is leading to an early retirement, on “stress related” grounds?

    Or ‘health related, or ‘wanting to spend more time with his family.’

    Looking from afar, this guy was either into to everything up to his neck, or dumb as a box of rocks. They are not mutually exclusive, of course.

  32. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Not so much for us crepuscular Western Australians.

    Long time since I heard the word “crepsecules.” As for being up late, it’s what happens when you reject the monumental piece of stupidity known as “daylight saving.”

  33. zyconoclast

    You people have wasted the last 20 minutes of your lives…

  34. Elle

    Great sales on ‘black Friday’! Even here in Sydney.

  35. johanna

    JC
    #2565023, posted on November 24, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    So it’s possible Ashton may be … too unwell to testify?

    Not really. All he’d need to do is sit in the witness box and offer his testimony. That’s not hard and not really exhaustive.

    No, it’s not exhaustive. But the word you were looking for is ‘exhausting.’

    Just a tip for anyone seeking out fake JCs on other sites. 🙂

  36. JC

    Yea good point, Johanna. I recall you were giving someone an English grammar lesson one time and CL admonished you for ending a sentence with a preposition. Face plant or not?

    Lonely much?

  37. Muzzlehatch

    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
    #2565146, posted on November 25, 2017 at 12:20 am
    … what happens when you reject the monumental piece of stupidity known as “daylight saving.”

    But the real “worm in the bud” is to reject hard liquor and opiates around Midday. That way one is enured to the rigors of intelligent discussion. Else all the preparation one has undergone is post ABC News sherry and if you are even in the mix, an IV jack of meth.

    Would it be possible for folk that think they have the “stuff” to work for the ABC but aren’t actually on the payroll to claim WEBs and golf days? Sort of like a notional or presumptive ABC workforce.

  38. Stimpson J. Cat

    Jesus Christ.
    I don’t even lift, Bro.

    😁

  39. Leigh Lowe

    Unless I’m mistaken Ricther took a huge bet on some east European brewery (or plural) after the wall came down and he cleaned up.

    That was Alan Meyers.

  40. Geriatric Mayfly

    Prepare for the ABC to start circling the wagons around Milligan. However, they had better get cracking, as all their sharp shooters will soon disappear for that well earned three month break.

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