Q&A Forum: March 5, 2018

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193 Responses to Q&A Forum: March 5, 2018

  1. Elle

    Hello! 33 interruptions. I need to take a valium before tonight’s show though.

  2. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    25 interruptions, please.

  3. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 28,please Carpe?

  4. Elle

    Plibersek and Di Natale on the same show? Oy vey!

  5. Turtle of WA

    Angus Taylor, Minister for Law Enforcement and Cybersecurity; Tanya Plibersek, Deputy Opposition Leader; Richard Di Natale, Leader of The Australian Greens; Kamila Shamsie, Author; and Sharri Markson, National Political Editor, The Daily Telegraph.

  6. Konbanwa Troops

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Elle 33
    ZK2A 25
    Vic in prossy 28

  7. Turtle of WA

    I’ll have 30 please Jugulum.

  8. egg_

    Sharri Markson?

    Bound to be a Barndoor beatup session.

    30 please Carpe San.

  9. The Panel

    Angus Taylor – Meh
    The Junkies Missus – Harpy Harpy
    Dick De Nutella – Professional Eunuch
    Kamila Shamsie – Is she related to Brother Numsie (Golden Child Gag)
    Sharri Markson – Meh with a biscuit

  10. 30 Taken Egg – missed it by 1 minute

  11. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Elle 33
    ZK2A 25
    Vic in prossy 28
    Turtle of WA 30
    Egg ??

  12. Adelagado

    How about a sweep on how long it takes Plibersek to say shes ‘appalled’ by something. I’d say 5 minutes.

  13. Pecker

    Carpe…I would like 42 please mate

  14. Evening Carpe et al.

    May I have 34 please.

  15. Turtle of WA

    Shamsie has a degree in creative writing. That’s as bad as women’s studies for leftist indoctrination. Muslim apologist.

  16. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Elle 33
    ZK2A 25
    Vic in prossy 28
    Turtle of WA 30
    Egg ??
    Pecker 42
    Bushkid 34

  17. Cpt Seahawks

    50 please Carpe.

  18. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Elle 33
    ZK2A 25
    Vic in prossy 28
    Turtle of WA 30
    Egg ??
    Pecker 42
    Bushkid 34
    Cpt Seahawks 50

  19. egg_

    Plibersek and Di Natale on the same show?

    Dumb and dumber.

  20. Megan

    I’m enjoying Opera at the Market but I can still get into the Interruption Lotto.

    29 please Carpe-san

  21. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Elle 33
    ZK2A 25
    Vic in prossy 28
    Turtle of WA 30
    Egg 31
    Pecker 42
    Bushkid 34
    Cpt Seahawks 50
    Pete of Perth 51

  22. Westie woman

    Lucky 13 please!

    Thanks Carpe

  23. Peter

    18 for this newbie thanks Carpe

  24. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Elle 33
    ZK2A 25
    Vic in prossy 28
    Turtle of WA 30
    Egg 31
    Pecker 42
    Bushkid 34
    Cpt Seahawks 50
    Pete of Perth 51
    Megan 29

  25. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Elle 33
    ZK2A 25
    Vic in prossy 28
    Turtle of WA 30
    Egg 31
    Pecker 42
    Bushkid 34
    Cpt Seahawks 50
    Pete of Perth 51
    Megan 29
    Westie Woman 13
    Peter 18

  26. Bela Bartok

    37 please Carpe-San.
    I stand by to gargle Domestos when necessary.

  27. Davey Boy

    A request for 15 please

  28. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Elle 33
    ZK2A 25
    Vic in prossy 28
    Turtle of WA 30
    Egg 31
    Pecker 42
    Bushkid 34
    Cpt Seahawks 50
    Pete of Perth 51
    Megan 29
    Westie Woman 13
    Peter 18
    Bela Bartok 37
    Davey Boy 15

  29. Ok Troops

    It’s time to Smear our bodies with duck grease, paint our faces with Woad and;

    LLLLLeeetttssss get rrrreaaadddyyyy to rrruuuummmbbbllleeeeee

  30. Peter Campion

    G’day Carpe, 17, please.

  31. egg_

    Q&A meme: Canberra wymminses as victims – this will be a Frightbat squadron special.

  32. If im slow with comments , bear with me i’m streaming on wifi

  33. egg_

    Plibbers will be on double-dope to control the rage.

  34. 1st Question about Mikaela (whatever)Cash

  35. The junkies missus opens with a statement about ‘common decency’

    You mean like having the comon decency to not import drugs?

  36. Elle

    What a dramatic first question … spoken with a well spoken English accent.

  37. egg_

    Bonkin’ Billy Short’un, the serial philanderer, is NOT shagging his staff?

  38. Davey Boy

    Dilberserk and Tony immediately manterrupting – are we counting those as well?

  39. egg_

    What’s Short Willy’s idea of foreplay – “hello”?

  40. Di Nutella – the most punchable face in Oz

  41. Turtle of WA

    Nutella goes full beta-male.

  42. Peter Campion

    What’s Short Willy’s idea of foreplay – “hello”?

    Nup. “So there you are!”

  43. What’s Short Willy’s idea of foreplay

    Gimme a fuckin pie

  44. egg_

    “Leadership Coach” asks first question re Cash: women bashing women bashing women?

  45. Turtle of WA

    Di Nutella – the most punchable face in Oz

    I’ll second that.

  46. tweenie on womans day

    Go make me a sammich you fool

  47. Peter Campion

    Di Nutella – the most punchable face in Oz

    Used to be. Now it is Talkbull’s.

  48. Elle

    International women’s day? It has to be a public holiday, surely.

  49. egg_

    Nutella goes full beta-male.

    Nutella couldn’t get a root in a brothel.

  50. Turtle of WA

    Ugly chicks’ rights.

  51. Used to be. Now it is Talkbull’s.

    Still a close contest.

  52. marcusw

    International women’s day? It has to be a public holiday, surely.

    ..

    will we blokes get the day off too ?

  53. Davey Boy

    Kamela thinks Australian politics is strange. Golly.

  54. egg_

    Ugly chicks’ rights.

    They should be grateful that God invented grog.

  55. Taylor is going all out to be a Beta male.

  56. Peter Campion

    561 people are watching these numpties on Youtube.

    Probably the same number as on free to air…

  57. Davey Boy

    Tony says MT is the Coach of the team who needs to “pull them all together”
    he got that right

  58. egg_

    Bill’s CFMEU mates threaten to rape scab’s kids.
    Will there be a question on that?

  59. 561 people are watching these numpties on Youtube.

    I hope they are all expats and not the locally retarded

  60. Elle

    marcusw, yes! Absolutely! You guys deserve it.

  61. egg_

    Bill’s CFMEU mates threaten to rape scab’s kids.
    Will there be a question on that?

    Did the “Leadership Coach” give them some training?

  62. Tony says MT is the Coach of the team who needs to “pull them all together”

    I have a mental image that will requuire paint stripper to remove

  63. Cpt Seahawks

    Woman In Parilament. The Story.

  64. Turtle of WA

    Wow. So the ‘Australian People’, according to Plebs, are composed of mainly ex union reps and ex lawyers who work for unions?

  65. Di Nutella – still can’t tie a tie.

  66. Peter Campion

    Expats includes WA

    Queensland, too, Carpe. No daylight-fiddling time here.

  67. Davey Boy

    Dilberserk – the solution to all teh bad behaviour is ‘critical mass’ of wymyn in winnable seats.
    Having a parliament that ‘looks more like the Australian people’, wants more diversidy
    Di Natale agrees (where’s that picture of the Greens standing together when you need it)

  68. Nutella – Toxic media culture – to as toxic as “accidents happen tragedies happen”

  69. egg_

    Tony says MT is the Coach of the team who needs to “pull them all together”
    he got that right

    Whiteant pulls team together?
    Batman Greens wymminses have the knives out De Nuttela?

  70. Turtle of WA

    He’s too busy pulling himself.

  71. Elle

     Di Natale is kissing women’s butts. Vomit.

  72. Turtle of WA

    Expats includes WA
    Queensland, too, Carpe. No daylight-fiddling time here.

    We’ve got a separate power grid.

  73. Cpt Seahawks

    Expats includes WA

    That means a lot to me and other WA crew I reckon, Cheers.

  74. egg_

    Dilberserk – the solution to all teh bad behaviour is ‘critical mass’ of wymyn in winnable seats.

    Ironic that the question was re wymminses bashing wymminses.

  75. Peter Campion

    We’ve got a separate power grid.

    You da winner, Turtle.

  76. egg_

    Joyce doesn’t like pooves means he’s not a good family man?

  77. Peter Campion

    I like this questioner.

  78. Di Natale is kissing women’s butts. Vomit.

    Women? – that would be a change of pace for him.

  79. egg_

    Markson should STFU before she puts her big foot in it.
    Obviously not friends with Campion.

  80. Turtle of WA

    Corbynista Sham.

  81. egg_

    A low wattage panel tonight, suitable for the SA grid.

  82. Davey Boy

    Kamela: politicians “If you’re going to make a big deal about family values you’re a target”

  83. Davey Boy

    Yay! Manterruptions gets a guernsey!

  84. Markson was investigating barnababy since last May? that doesn’t add up time wise.

  85. egg_

    Plibbers horse tranquilisers are working well.

  86. Turtle of WA

    Kamela: politicians “If you’re going to make a big deal about family values you’re a target”

    Or just don’t fuck around.

  87. Peter Campion

    that doesn’t add up time wise.

    Apparently journos can’t use a pregnancy date calculator.

  88. Turtle of WA

    Plibbers horse tranquilisers are working well.

    Yeah. The dopey cow thing is really working for her.

  89. egg_

    Markson was investigating barnababy since last May?

    Maths is not her strong suit.
    Dim bulb.
    However, rumours are said to go back 16 months – nice place!

  90. Elle

    I like Sharri and have always been aligned with her politically … but not now.

  91. Apparently journos can’t use a pregnancy date calculator.

    I don’t get why she was putting in FOI requests in May 2017, it doesn’t make sense.

  92. egg_

    This beatup takes the attention off Tunbull’s failed leadership.

    Snowcone broaches the 30 negative Newpolls question.

  93. Davey Boy

    Angus: Jobson Grothe 1 million jerbs in 6 years, doesn’t give a toss about newspolls
    Tony: what happens to MT at 30 negative newspolls
    Angus: MT should waffle more, that’s what Australian want

  94. It’s muzzie time

    Roll out the victimhood red carpet.

  95. Turtle of WA

    Sham: No onus on Muslims. Everyone is Islamophobic.

  96. egg_

    Tony: what happens to MT at 30 negative newspolls

    Dead Mal walking.

  97. Davey Boy

    Kamela: poor mussslims don’t feel welcome in non-mussslim majority countries, they are being targetted – Islamophobia!!! Mussslims are made to feel othered and have to prove their citizenship & loyalty
    FFS what about non-muslims in musssslim majority countries you bint

  98. Note to indian/pom

    muzzies are not made to feel anything by anyone, they are murderers from a murderous ideology

  99. egg_

    Is Markson a one track record?

  100. Holy shyte she is defending ISIS propaganda.

  101. Cpt Seahawks

    Holy crap she is mental.

  102. egg_

    What do you call a Pakistani with a backpack?
    Lonely?

  103. Davey Boy

    Camela: ISIS wants to set up a state, their violence was a small part of their propaganda they were really spruiking non-racism, compassionate welfare state. POOR MISUNDERSTOOD ISIS they needed media workers, engineers, doctors, that’s what they were really recruiting
    WTF???

  104. Um, lady, the boy felt uncomfortable putting his backpack on the floor of the train because other Muslims have done that and people have died.

  105. Note to kamla – citizenship is not a fvking democracy

  106. Turtle of WA

    Let the traitor die.

  107. Elle

    Kamila just spoke a load of crap!

  108. There should be no dual citizenship

    The Jugulettes had to decide what their citizenship was going to be by the time they turned 20

  109. Turtle of WA

    This idiot is probably a hit on the international book festival circuit. Leftard scum.

  110. notafan

    Vikki left Barnaby’s office in April and his office was in an uproar at the time.

    Makes sense to me someone got wind of something (not a pregnancy but an affair)

  111. Davey Boy

    Angus : people who make shocking criminal errors of judgement must face consequences, Australians want to see punishment, removal of citizenship
    (?Remind me again Angus who our government is negotiating with to return to Australia?)
    Di Natale: “Good people make shocking decisions” GOOD PEOPLE ????? wot a d-head

  112. Shari knows what debates are happening in cabinet.
    Well connected lady.

  113. Kamila – trust your system of justice.

    That seems to be working well in Melbournistan

  114. Davey Boy

    CamelA: You have to trust your justice system to sort this out
    yeah right lady

  115. Peter Campion

    Makes sense to me someone got wind of something (not a pregnancy but an affair)

    Plenty of affairs in can’tberra, Nota. Why was Baaanaby’s worthy of an FOI?

  116. egg_

    Makes sense to me someone got wind of something (not a pregnancy but an affair)

    Interest may have been fuelled by persistent pregnancy rumours back in Canberra.

  117. Peter Campion

    “Mueslis don’t feel British”

    Duh – they’re not from the same culture!

  118. Elle

    A piss weak panel! A reflection of our parliament.

  119. Shit! Tony Jones defending the right to stop terrorists coming back to Australia.
    Did I hear correctly?

  120. egg_

    Muzzo gets short with Snowcone.

  121. Davey Boy

    Tony – quotes burning alive, beheading to KamelA
    CamelA – I’m not defending that BUT what about the poor sixteen and seventeen year olds who were there
    Dilberserk – governments have to defend their people (ALP policy???) we have to be cautious but won’t shed a tear but WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

  122. Peter Campion

    Easy solution for stateless terrorists.

    Pinochet’s chopper fleet.

  123. egg_

    Tony Jones defending the right to stop terrorists coming back to Australia.

    He’s probably privy to more National Security info than Joe Public.

  124. Wrong subject – “slippery slope” argument is raised. That’s the province of SSM.

  125. Question to Nutella about the greentards in tassie

    Suck shyte beta male

  126. Davey Boy

    Back to Oz Polotics – Tassie’s wern’t buying the Greens Shytem how do the greens
    DiNatale – distraction squirrel – look Qld election! Look, Aboriginal woman! Oh ok, Tasssie was disappointing, but waffle waffle hopefully everyone will fall asleep the liberals big and powerful pokies $$$ bought the election

  127. Peter Campion

    Damn, the comments on Youtube are brutal! Completely different from the ABC-selected tweets.

  128. egg_

    Plibbers – pokies bad, drugs good?

  129. Looks like the junkies missus shot up in the green room earlier, talk about a low energy plonker.

  130. I’m getting the live stream picture on youtube, but not any comments.

  131. Turtle of WA

    Left on left action. Good one.

  132. Davey Boy

    DiNatale: Stop Adani! Bring the Innocent Asylum peoples here! Da Fairness! Da Equalidy!!!
    Dilberserk: we’re more smug than the Greens they voted against the poor pensioners and look what happened to Lee Rhiannon! Yah Boo!

  133. notafan

    I don’t know Peter.

    Whatever it was she’s had her money’s worth.

  134. Junkies missus spruiks the ex ANF/ACTU hacks credentials.

    Lefties cannabilising each other now

  135. Peter Campion

    I’m getting the live stream picture on youtube, but not any comments.

    If in full-screen mode, press escape.

  136. Greentards want to stop a mine in Qld to keep people in Melbournistan happy, FMD.

  137. Turtle of WA

    Dilberserk: we’re more smug than the Greens they voted against the poor pensioners and look what happened to Lee Rhiannon! Yah Boo!

    Plebs aligns herself with the far left of the far left Greentards.

  138. overburdened

    Expats includes WA
    +1

  139. Turtle of WA

    So is coal good or bad, Tanya?

  140. Elle

    Plibersick, dissing all parties.

  141. Davey Boy

    Tony: “could you say that metaphorically, coal is good”
    Dolberserk: “WTF does that mean?”

  142. Turtle of WA

    Expats includes WA
    +1

    WAXIT now.

  143. Spider

    Carpe Jugulum – Di Nutella – the most punchable face in Oz

    In Qld late to the show.

    Sorry Adam Bandt wins hands down. The smarminess most cowardly beta male who ever drew breath.

  144. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    WAXIT now.

    Political asylum to all on the Cat!

  145. Peter Campion

    Di Nutterly – … the Batman by-election …

    It’s the BatPERSON by-election!

  146. Davey Boy

    DiNatalae: Action on Climate Change generates an enormous number of jerbs

  147. Angus Taylor is winning the argument between Plibersec and Di Natale.

  148. Thanks Peter C.

    Carpe Jugulum
    #2653083, posted on March 5, 2018 at 10:28 pm
    Greentards want to stop a mine in Qld to keep people in Melbournistan happy, FMD.

    Seems Shortonbrains has finally decided the ALP needs to win Batman more than to needs to represent da wukkas who might get jobs if the project goes ahead. Now saying he/the ALP doesn’t support the Adani mine – well that’s what he’s saying this five minutes.

  149. Junkies missus on the defensive over Batman election

  150. overburdened

    kibbutzing
    I am reminded of the terrorist love doll that blew itself up story.
    I can’t attest to the factual data

  151. Peter Campion

    Di Nutterly says the Greens are great. He meant “the Greens grate”.

  152. Swampy has question on Pine Gap and drone strikes and the USA and i have no idea what this paranoid pillock is on about.

    Apparently di nutella does – uber dumb.

  153. Davey Boy

    Tonye “we will leave it there as we have now all heard the BatmanMass Debate”

  154. Hey Japan gets a gig, i still have no idea what this drooling cretin is on about

  155. egg_

    Muzzos hate drones.
    Drones trump terrorism?

  156. Peter Campion

    “Hiroshima and Nagasaki”

    Nice places these days, aren’t they, Carpe?

  157. Turtle of WA

    Batman is turning the left against itself.

    Nananananananananananananananana.

  158. overburdened

    Angus : people who make shocking criminal errors of judgement must face consequences, Australians want to see punishment, removal of citizenship
    (?Remind me again Angus who our government is negotiating with to return to Australia?)
    Di Natale: “Good people make shocking decisions” GOOD PEOPLE ????? wot a d-head

    there is a kernel of truth in what di natale is reported to have said.
    Factum non Dictum they are no good.
    I thought this was obvious.

  159. duncanm

    viet – fuckin – nam. Spare me

  160. duncanm

    Pliberdribbles… what’s she rambling about?

  161. Tanya – would we still get intelligence from America if we hadn’t supported them in Vietnam?

  162. Davey Boy
    #2653108, posted on March 5, 2018 at 10:35 pm
    Tonye “we will leave it there as we have now all heard the BatmanMass Debate

    Covers it nicely.

  163. Nice places these days, aren’t they, Carpe?

    Yes they are lovely cities, very easy to get around

  164. Elle

    Not a strong Libertarian or Conservative view expressed tonight at all. Weak!

  165. Peter Campion

    Thank fvck that’s over.

  166. Nananananananananananananananana.

    Batman

  167. Turtle of WA

    Bob Carr. Grattan Institute. Tim Flannery. FMD.

  168. Habib

    You’re missing “Magnum Force” for this pointless Pravda provided punch-on. Worst of the franchise but still better than the brain damage that inevitably results from that level of bovine stupidity.

  169. Ok Troops

    Interruptions came in at 37

    Bela Bartok you are now the proud owner of the arseless chaps with the tassells and rhinestone trim.

    Wear them with pride

  170. I’m done troops

    Thanks for playing all

    Oyasumi Nasai

  171. Peter Campion

    You’re missing “Magnum Force”

    Watching both at once, Habib.

  172. Pecker

    Many thanks Carpe..goodnight all

  173. Turtle of WA

    Habib, is that the one where he’s against the bad cops, as a sop to the critics who criticised him glorifying vigilantism?

  174. Elle

    Go Bela!
    Thank you, Carpe! Alluring, as always.

  175. Westie woman

    Thanks Carpe and see you next week!

  176. Habib

    Easy solution for stateless terrorists.

    Pinochet’s chopper fleet.

    Add their apologists and enablers to the pax manifest.

  177. Habib

    That’s it, Touché. Actually not the worst, I forgot “The Enforcer” which was almost entirely politically correct until the dopey dyke stopped a round, and Filthy Harold smoked a terrorist at close range with a LAW. (Was probably actually too close to have armed, and would’ve just knocked a six inch hole through his sternum, but I tend toward pedantry).

  178. Bela Bartok

    I’d like to thank God (I.e. Harvey Weinstein).. ooops
    I’d like to wear a black chiffon number and make all wimminses stand up because patriarchy and no hypocrisy.
    You really like me…

  179. egg_

    The Green Room must’ve been a hoot with that lot.
    Zzzzzzzzzzzz…

  180. I have always enjoyed the Q&A Tirade here (same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!), as I refuse point blank to watch the clock holster special, but do I detect a falling off in both numbers and comments? Genuine enquiry, Carpe di tutti Carpi.

  181. carol

    Following my post in the ‘Free Trade thread and before the next ‘economics’ stormfest, more from Sundance at The Conservative Treehouse setting out why the US should get out of NAFTA.
    1. The biggest, and most common, lie in trade discussion is: “China is not in NAFTA”
    Yes they are. Because of the stupid way it was created, any country that trades with Mexico or Canada is effectively in NAFTA.
    2. The biggest *sticking point* right now in NAFTA is within the Auto Sector?
    3. The biggest argument inside the Auto Sector is around “Rules of Origin”?
    4. Think about this carefully. Mexico and Canada are arguing for the smallest amount of North American parts in NAFTA automobiles possible.
    5. The United States is arguing for the *biggest* amount of North American parts in NAFTA automobiles possible.
    6. Again, think about this carefully. Mexico and Canada are demanding more, as in *higher content*, Chinese, Asian and European parts in NAFTA (American) automobiles.
    7. Canada and Mexico are *NOT* demanding higher content of Canadian and Mexican auto parts, they are arguing for higher content of Chinese auto parts. If NAFTA was structured to help Mexico, Canada and the U.S. why would Can/Mex be demanding more Chinese auto parts?
    8. This Can/Mex demand encompasses *total content*: including steel, metals, plastics and electronics. The Can/Mex teams are demanding higher content of Chinese parts. The U.S. team is demanding higher content of North American parts.
    9. Why would Canada and Mexico be fighting to allow more Chinese and Asian parts in vehicles? If you accept the Wall Street Journal, Fox, and U.S. Chamber of Commerce narrative on NAFTA trade the actual position of Can/Mex doesn’t make sense.
    10. It doesn’t make sense, unless you understand the fatal flaw in NAFTA. Asia, Europe and specifically China use Mexico and Canada as a backdoor of access into the U.S. Market.
    11. Asia, and China ship parts, and partially assembled products, into Mexico and Canada to be *finished* (usually just repacked) and then shipped into the U.S. without tariffs or duties.
    12. This works out great for Canada and Mexico. Their ports are busy, they have workers doing the finishing assembly and their economies thrive from this NAFTA “loophole” (fatal flaw). For the U.S. there’s absolutely ZERO benefit.
    13. This is why Canada and Mexico’s NAFTA position in the Auto Sector is to fight for the maximum amount of Chinese parts possible to assemble in North American vehicles. (to be built in Mexico and Canada)
    14. If you understand the *fatal flaw* in NAFTA, you understand it is false to say China is not “in NAFTA”. Au contraire. China is most certainly a part of NAFTA. China is “in NAFTA” by proxy and this is why NAFTA must be scrapped.
    15. Canada and Mexico will never allow NAFTA to be a trade agreement only between the U.S., Mexico and Canada. It is against their financial interests to do so.
    16. Canada and Mexico make a TON of money by being secret gatekeepers providing hidden (discussed) access into the U.S. market. Canada and Mexico are essentially trade brokers taking a cut out of any trade action in the U.S. market.
    17. Mexico and Canada get paid a “trade toll” by countries (China) and international corporations (global) to give them access to these NAFTA doors. It’s a great deal for Mexico and Canada that completely sucks for the U.S.A
    18. The NAFTA *fatal flaw*, and President Trump understanding it would be against the Can/Mex financial interests to fix it, is why POTUS was so clearly accepting a position of a U.S. NAFTA exit as the only route to correct the issue. The fatal flaw does not just apply to auto-parts, it’s everything, including FOOD for final processing.

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