Q&A Forum: May 14, 2018

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115 Responses to Q&A Forum: May 14, 2018

  1. stackja

    Panellists: Angus Taylor, Cyber Security; Chris Bowen, Shadow Treasurer; Elizabeth Proust, Businesswoman and Chair, Bank of Melbourne; Judith Sloan, Economist and Businesswoman; and Ben Oquist, Executive Director, the Australia Institute.

  2. Konbanwa All

    The bidding is open .

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56

  3. Cpt Seahawks

    32 please Carpe.

  4. Westie woman

    Hi Carpe!

    I’ll have my usual lucky 13 please

    Thanks

  5. Panellists

    Angus Taylor – Sacrificial Lamb
    Chris Bowen – Mouth Breathing Cretin
    Elizabeth Proust – Meh
    Judith Sloan – Legend
    Ben Ohit – Howlermonkey

  6. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Cpt Seahawks 32
    Westie Woman 13

  7. Turtle of WA

    37 please Jugulum.

  8. Dave in Marybrook

    Worth dropping by just for your roll call Carpe.

  9. Turtle of WA

    For “Australia Institute” read “Australian Communist Institute”.

  10. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Cpt Seahawks 32
    Westie Woman 13
    Turtle of WA 37

  11. Snoopy

    Chris Bowen – Mouth Breathing Cretin

    Candy will be rapt.

  12. Pete of Perth

    76. Atomic number of the densest metal osmium.

  13. Candy will be rapt.

    I was thinking of Chris Bowen Window Licker who runs into walls but i thought brevity was called for.

  14. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Cpt Seahawks 32
    Westie Woman 13
    Turtle of WA 37
    Pete of Perth 76

  15. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 23 please, Carpe?

  16. Cpt Seahawks

    Chris Bowen – Mouth Breathing Cretin

    Candy will be rapt.

    Fresher & lighter were Candy’s compliments to Bowen, something like that. Like a laundry detergent tv ad?

  17. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Cpt Seahawks 32
    Westie Woman 13
    Turtle of WA 37
    Pete of Perth 76
    Vic in Prossy 23

  18. Grumpy Racist Homophobe

    Two tens plus two units s’il vous plait.

  19. The Beer Whisperer
    #2710734, posted on May 14, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    Wait…people still watch this?

    We do this so the nice folk don’t have to soil their eyeballs

  20. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Cpt Seahawks 32
    Westie Woman 13
    Turtle of WA 37
    Pete of Perth 76
    Vic in Prossy 23
    Grumpy 22
    Snoopy 19

  21. Harlequin Decline

    Could I have 28 please Carpe?

  22. Fresher & lighter were Candy’s compliments to Bowen, something like that. Like a laundry detergent tv ad?

    Ok, i’ll try;

    Chris Bowen – As fresh as used napisan used for anal bleaching.

  23. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Cpt Seahawks 32
    Westie Woman 13
    Turtle of WA 37
    Pete of Perth 76
    Vic in Prossy 23
    Grumpy 22
    Snoopy 19
    Harlequin Decline 28

  24. Cpt Seahawks

    Wait…people still watch this?

    I am suspicious that hypnotism is used to attain this improbability.

  25. Ok Troops, it’s time

    So lets don our kirtle, oil our bodies, flex our pecs and

    lllleeetttssss get rrreeeaaadddyyyy to rrrrruuuuummmmbbbllleeee

  26. I am suspicious that hypnotism is used to attain this improbability.

    Ridiculous – now if you would just look at this watch on a chain

  27. 1st question tax cuts, going straight to the similar tax rates for high & low income earners

    Bollocks

  28. classical_hero

    I was so close last time, so I’ll try 16 again.

  29. Gus opens tentatively – snowcone tries the bullshit on earlychris the anal bleacher goes straight to the tax increase mantra

  30. Turtle of WA

    I am suspicious that hypnotism is used to attain this improbability.
    Ridiculous – now if you would just look at this watch on a chain

    Look into my eyes. Leftards are interesting to watch.

  31. Spider

    Brilliant the way the government is now as consumed with “fairness” as Labor is.

  32. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Cpt Seahawks 32
    Westie Woman 13
    Turtle of WA 37
    Pete of Perth 76
    Vic in Prossy 23
    Grumpy 22
    Snoopy 19
    Harlequin Decline 28
    Classical Hero 16

  33. snowcone is a participant not a moderator

  34. Vic in Prossy

    Did Bowen get dropped on his head as a child?

  35. ben o’shit waffles about bracket creep but wants high tax because “fair”

  36. Spider

    Ben Oquist former worker for the Greens and Labor apologist is just so predictable.

  37. O’shit – a ticking revenue time bomb, he went to the gillzilla school of hyperbole

  38. Spider

    Gee we cant have detail its all about the VIBE man.

  39. Judith begins to school Mr O’shit, snowcone interrupts.

  40. Snoopy

    Snowcone, “Judith, don’t bother us with your steenking facts”.

  41. looks like big numbers may get up tonight in Lotto

  42. Judith has a dig at snowcone, Bazinga.

    She is fired up tonight.

  43. Snoopy

    Snowcone hates women.

  44. Turtle of WA

    Judith Sloan, Fuck Yeah.

    (Sung to the tune of America Fuck Yeah)

  45. Econocrat

    I hope Judith hits Ben.

  46. Audience shot of meathead with Stop Adani earrings

    Sad really.

  47. Snoopy

    There’s no point cutting debt. Labor will blow out spending whatever.

  48. Turtle of WA

    Bird with “Stop Adani” earings in the audience. Big danglers. This really takes virtue signalling to a new level of superficiality.

  49. Snoopy

    George Mega is a fundamental critiques. Does he have a job yet?

  50. Turtle of WA

    I was too slow on the earings Carpe. Story of my life.

  51. I was too slow on the earings Carpe. Story of my life.

    🙂

  52. Turtle of WA

    Does it sound like it’s coming through a 70s robot voice vocoder, or is it just my crappy interweb?

  53. Snoopy

    Post turtle 🐢 babbles. Snowcone helpfully interprets.

  54. Anal bleacher thinks taxing high income earners more is a good idea.

    He is an utter cockwomble

  55. Does it sound like it’s coming through a 70s robot voice vocoder, or is it just my crappy interweb?

    I blame Wussia

  56. Turtle of WA

    Post turtle 🐢 babbles. Snowcone helpfully interprets.

    Fair call.

  57. Snoopy

    FMD Snowcone argues that the way to address a slow down is by increasing taxes not by cutting expenditure.

  58. Robber Baron

    Turtle rabbiting on. He’s going to be even worse than John Kerrin in the portfolio.

  59. Dividend imputation – anal bleacher wants to double tax people.

  60. Cpt Seahawks

    Post turtle 🐢 babbles. Snowcone helpfully interprets.

    Haiku?

  61. Snoopy

    Snowcone drills student. Has he ever done that to a Green? To a moozley?

  62. Judith is on fire tonight

    About time she got ugly with the economic asshats.

  63. Turtle of WA

    Judith is on fire tonight.

  64. Robber Baron

    Turtle receives a belting from Judith. Snowcone had to save him. What’s the bet Judith gets no more questions.

  65. Turtle of WA
    #2710821, posted on May 14, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    Snap.

    Great minds think alike.

  66. sdaf

    Judith needs to pick her targets better. Got absolutely drilled there.

  67. Mr O’shit wants more tax because – ekwalidy

  68. Bushkid

    Evening all, late to the party due to Jupiters giant red spot storm being visible for a while tonight, and it being a lovely clear night here in CQ.

    I’ll just spectate and jeer from the sidelines instead.

  69. Spider

    From his performance on The Drum and Q&A I don’t think there is a more partisan and predictable commentator on TV than Ben. I could write his responses before he opens his mouth most of the time.

  70. Turtle of WA

    Stop calling Bowen ‘Turtle’.

  71. Snoopy

    Hey, Ben, here’s a thought. Arrange for the Australia Institute to crowd fund the budget. Those that want to pay more can.

  72. Robber Baron

    Ben’s real name is Ben Dover…right?

  73. Cpt Seahawks

    Carpe Jugulum
    #2710818, posted on May 14, 2018 at 9:58 pm
    Judith is on fire tonight

    About time she got ugly with the economic asshats.
    Turtle of WA
    #2710819, posted on May 14, 2018 at 9:58 pm
    Judith is on fire tonight.

    Spooky, best out of five? Two – zero to Carpe.

  74. Anal bleacher still doesn’t understand how tax imputation works

    A dim bulb on a good day.

  75. Spider

    The “Costello gave back too much to taxpayers” meme gets repeated ad infinitum on the ABC. One of their favorite memes.

  76. Robber Baron
    #2710832, posted on May 14, 2018 at 10:02 pm

    Ben’s real name is Ben Dover…right?

    I prefer Ben O’shit.

  77. Snoopy

    Wages growth has rules?

  78. new graduate bemoans he will not get fair wage rises or buy a home.

    Note to the young buck – i’ve had 5 pay rises in 15 years, they were dependent on the value i brought to the business. yes i had bonus schedules but they are never a guarantee.

    As for buying property, buy where it’s cheap for your first house not what is your perceived housing utopia.

  79. Robber Baron

    Oh shut up Judith…it’s qanda…no one is interested in facts and logic.

  80. Robber Baron

    Is Turtle even less impressive than Plibbers and Titts?

  81. Anal Bleacher – no new supply coming into the housing market.

    Oh really? I have friends in Oz who are still doing multiple apartment developments.

  82. Snoopy

    Post 🐢 We have the most generous property tax concessions in the world. Twice. There’s a big hint right there.

  83. Spider

    Boo hoo!!!! Hand me a hanky.

  84. Snoopy

    Graduate. “We have seen penalty rates cut”. Bill Shitten come on down!

  85. Turtle of WA

    Stop calling him 🐢 !

  86. Spider

    I bought a VERY modest house in the outer suburbs. These folk want an inner city terrace house two years out of uni.

  87. Mr O’shit said Paradigm – everyone skol a vodka shot.

  88. Robber Baron

    Ben mansplaining to Judith. Needs to be saved by Snowy.

  89. Cpt Seahawks

    Stop calling him 🐢 !

    I prefer “anal bleaching reptile”.

  90. Turtle of WA

    Snowcone always announces the fact checkers after a conservative/non-lefty has spoken.

  91. Upcoming by-elections

    Is this a referendum on the turdbull gubbermint – What?

    Angus puts the boot into Moobs McBullshit.

  92. Snoopy

    It’s not the seats it’s the swing.

  93. Snoopy

    Snowcone always announces the fact checkers after a conservative/non-lefty has spoken.

    Always.

  94. Cpt Seahawks

    Snowy loves to broaden the tax base.

  95. Turtle of WA

    Bumquist is a moron.

  96. Mr O’shit wants tax reform – a carbon tax , mining tax, wealth tax, increase GST

    Can someone just headbutt this idiot.

  97. Judith is being brutal with these pansies tonight.

  98. Pete of Perth

    Judith can’t get a word in edgewise
    ?

  99. Pete of Perth

    Spoke too soon

  100. Anal bleacher went for the AbbottSatan666 gotcha.

    For his next trick he will eat perkins paste out of the pink jar.

  101. Turtle of WA

    Judith is being brutal with these pansies tonight.

    Belting them with Hayek. What a legend.

  102. Turtle of WA

    Snowy loves to broaden the tax base.

    Snowy loves tax. It’s how he made his fortune.

  103. Cpt Seahawks

    Cutting tax, yep, and fixing power (electron) issues is just as important.

  104. Snoopy

    Snowcone is a an idiot. Clearly he learnt everything he knows from George Megafuckup.

  105. Ok Troops the numbers are in;

    Interruptions came in at 27 Harlequin you were so close.

    The prize jackpots to the sequinned jock and patent leather tassels.

  106. Turtle of WA

    Next week: Peter Singer, bestiality apologist.

  107. Thank you for playing

    I’m done

    Oyasumi Nasai all.

  108. Harlequin Decline

    So close I could almost smell them.

    Thanks Carpe.

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