Q&A Forum: June 4, 2018

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141 Responses to Q&A Forum: June 4, 2018

  1. stackja

    Panellists: Dan Tehan, Minister for Social Services; Mark Dreyfus, Shadow Attorney-General; Jacqui Lambie, Former Tasmanian Senator; Rosie Waterland, Author and broadcaster; and Grace Collier, IR commentator.

    45 please.

  2. stackja

    Apr 12, 2018 – COMEDIAN and author Rosie Waterland has had to cancel her gigs at the Sydney Comedy Festival due to mental health issues.

  3. Pecker

    Evening All….Carpe…may I have 46 tonight please

  4. stackja

    Rosie is developing her own television series and is a contributing writer on multiple Australian TV shows. She was also co-star and creator of ABC satirical political documentary series, What’s Going On: With Jamila Rizvi and Rosie Waterland, which first aired in 2016 and can now be seen on ABC iview.

  5. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Carpe, 30, if you please.

  6. Vic in Prossy

    There ought to be some way Trump could sue
    the A B C after this grade 6 effort.
    May I have 23 please, Carpe?

  7. H B Bear

    Seriously it was embarrassing listening to Jacqui-Jacqui when she was an MP. It is even worse now she is just another unemployed Tasmanian.

  8. H B Bear

    I would have thought mental health issues would be a pre-requisite for a position as a public service comedian at the ALPBC staff co-op. Or at least lesbianism.

  9. H B Bear

    No way Snowcone is going to fill the Big Top with this dross. Where is the Iranian Dwarf throwing?

  10. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 46
    ZK2A 30
    Vic in Prossy 23

  11. The panel

    Dan Tehan – This Weeks Sacrifice
    Mark Dreyfus – Serial liar
    Jacqui Lambie – Relevance deprived retard who licks windows
    Rosie Wasteland – HARPY HARPY
    Grace Collier – Meh

  12. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 46
    ZK2A 30
    Vic in Prossy 23
    Classical Hero 17

  13. H B Bear

    No love for Grace Collier at the Cat? Shame, shame, shame.

  14. Westie woman

    Hi Carpe
    Thanks again for the first prize last week!

    Lucky 13 for me please. .

  15. Peter Campion

    32 interruptions, please, Carpe.

    Might we have a side-bet on mentions of Baanaby?

    If yes, 15 Baanabies, please, Carpe.

  16. JohnL

    Rosie Waterland, Author and broadcaster

    Broad she is, caster not so much!

  17. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 46
    ZK2A 30
    Vic in Prossy 23
    Classical Hero 17
    Westie Woman 13
    Peter Campion 32

  18. Peter , i’ll try with the Barnaby’s.

    No promises though, unless it takes over the discussion.

  19. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 46
    ZK2A 30
    Vic in Prossy 23
    Classical Hero 17
    Westie Woman 13
    Peter Campion 32
    RobK 25

  20. Harlequin Decline

    Carpe, 33 for me if you would be so kind.

  21. JohnL

    Seriously it was embarrassing listening to Jacqui-Jacqui when she was an MP. It is even worse now she is just another unemployed Tasmanian.

    Only partially unemployed, her mouth is doing well, brains not so much!

  22. Cpt Seahawks

    40 please Carpe.

  23. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 46
    ZK2A 30
    Vic in Prossy 23
    Classical Hero 17
    Westie Woman 13
    Peter Campion 32
    RobK 25
    Harlequin Decline 33
    Cpt Seahawks 40

  24. egg_

    I would have thought mental health issues would be a pre-requisite for a position as a public service comedian at the ALPBC staff co-op.

    A bonus?

  25. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 46
    ZK2A 30
    Vic in Prossy 23
    Classical Hero 17
    Westie Woman 13
    Peter Campion 32
    RobK 25
    Harlequin Decline 33
    Cpt Seahawks 40
    Egg 34

  26. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Only partially unemployed, her mouth is doing well, brains not so much!

    Jackie Lambie was always proof as to why the Military Police are referred to as “the maximum task for minimum minds.”

  27. Ok Troops it’s that time again;

    Lock up your captives, tell them to put on the lotion or they get the hose again, and;

    llllleeeettttssss get rrreeeaaadddyyyy to rrrrrruuuuummmmbbblllleeee

  28. egg_

    No way Snowcone is going to fill the Big Top with this dross.

    The audience clowns will make up for the panel?
    When’s that blackfella Katter returning?

  29. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Pecker 46
    ZK2A 30
    Vic in Prossy 23
    Classical Hero 17
    Westie Woman 13
    Peter Campion 32
    RobK 25
    Harlequin Decline 33
    Cpt Seahawks 40
    Egg 34
    Snoopy 29

  30. RobK

    These are the important issues? Bollocks. Homophobia?

  31. egg_

    Jacqui doesn’t look too well.

  32. Jesus Keerist – what is that bloated great yak on the panel.

    FMD, she would be on the Jenny Craig 10 most wanted list

  33. Snoopy

    Can I just say I ain’t afraid of no pooves.

  34. Jacqui doesn’t look too well.

    Coming off a meth binge after crawling out of a dumpster will do that.

  35. Why did they go straight to the homo hoedown?

  36. RobK

    Its a lots easier to talk about pooves than about the economy going down the toilet.

  37. Snoopy

    It’s okay Mark, if you don’t push back you’re not a poof.

  38. egg_

    The panel’s missing an out of touch wacko academic.

  39. BrettW

    Only 15 minutes of the “Gayflight” question.

  40. egg_

    Why did they go straight to the homo hoedown?

    Poor Jacqui, hard up and stuck with a poof fest.

  41. Jakie Jakie goes full retard early

    never go full retard early

  42. Peter Campion

    Jacqui doesn’t get concept of the “States’ House”.

  43. Snoopy

    Snowcone “corporate tax cuts” Hawk! Spit!

  44. Snoopy

    You were NEVER a little kid.

  45. Bloated Yak says something

    I was necking a beer and missed it.

    But you have to ask – are there places she can’t reach with a washcloth.

  46. It’s okay Mark, if you don’t push back you’re not a poof.

    Or as the old joke goes – i’m no poof but my boyfriend is.

  47. RobK

    It would need fo be a big washcloth.

  48. Tim Neilson

    But you have to ask – are there places she can’t reach with a washcloth.

    No you don’t. You really, really don’t have to ask.

  49. egg_

    Jacqui doesn’t get concept of the “States’ House”.

    Don’t they get an Induction, c/- Annabel Crabb’s show?

  50. Snoopy

    I’ll bet Dreyfus doesn’t mention the disgraceful monstering of Mal Colston.

  51. Dreyfus declares a rival political party to be a disgrace.
    Gee, what a surprise.

  52. RobK

    Dreyfus implies the big parties aren’t a circus.

  53. Mark A

    working, missed out on lotto Q&A finished yet? if not 32

  54. egg_

    But you have to ask – are there places she can’t reach with a washcloth.

    She may have smuggled a dwarf in?

  55. Peter Campion

    Rosie Waterland’s mum?

  56. Snoopy

    There are some words Rosie shouldn’t use. Huge is one of them.

  57. Pecker

    Rosie is the complete garden (front and Back)

  58. Grace is skewering the pollies over their ‘rockstar lifestyle’

    this is Gold.

  59. Snoopy

    Kudos to Snowcone for not interrupting that magnificent rant.

  60. Snowcone has to get the discussion away from Grace’s mentioning of pollies’ Rockstar lifestyle & disconnect from rego costs.
    He has to get the conversation away from there…. fast.

  61. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Or as the old joke goes – i’m no poof but my boyfriend is.

    One time brother in law was 27 years in Pussers. The joke, then, was that it was all legal after forty eight hours at sea, but no – one was sure when it became compulsory.

  62. Oh the poor Lib, he has to get up at 6:30

    I’ve been at work for half an hour by that time

  63. Snoopy

    Have John Constantine and Farmer Gez come out?

  64. RobK

    Heavy discussion on how hard pollies work.

  65. One time brother in law was 27 years in Pussers. The joke, then, was that it was all legal after forty eight hours at sea, but no – one was sure when it became compulsory.

    Our mantra was – “What happens on deployment stays on deployment”.

  66. egg_

    Oh the poor Lib, he has to get up at 6:30

    Luxury!

  67. I also meqnt to add – that was only applicable with the single guys ashore.

  68. the not very bright Marcus

    Phew lucky Dreyfussy ran out of breath there … Snowcone had gone for a piss and forgot to stop him

  69. Mongo speaks – mongo has question

    Jakie Jakie says something, i only speak English and Japanese not mong

  70. Next question on low paid workers and underpaid workers

    Protip – use the available legislation dumbarse.

  71. Snoopy

    The practice is widespread because there are so many ethnic business owners. Next?

  72. RobK

    Gracie is a brearh of fresh air on the panel.

  73. Snoopy

    No one wants to tell Sanjay that it’s his homies ripping them off as he well knows.

  74. Pecker

    So Gracie did work at Macca’s

  75. Pecker

    So Rosie did work at Macca’s (correction)

  76. Snoopy

    Rosie is so close to realising an unfortunate truth. Actually I think she did get there but then pulled back in horror.

  77. egg_

    Has Dreyfus had his head stuck in a vice?

  78. I’m still not sure which side Our Jacquie was on in that rant.

  79. egg_

    Tehan redfaced after Jacqui’s tirade?

  80. Pecker

    Jacky…gee we are lucky that you are no longer sitting on our red seats..time for another career!!!

  81. “One of my family molested me, where’s my gubbermint money?”

  82. RobK

    Jacquie explains trickle-up economy.

  83. Snoopy

    Maate! Don’t sweat it. Do a little discreet research and claim you were abused in church or somewhere. Easy Peasy.

  84. And on the the RC on sex abuse, the one that didn’t cover schools and government agencies.

    Backtracks to physical abuse by family, jakie Jakie jumps in with a veterans spiel.

    WTF are these people on about?

  85. I’m not sure Our Jack’s effort tonight is doing much to convince me she should be back in parliament.

  86. RobK

    Jacquie could start her own comedy gig.

  87. Snoopy

    Jacky Jacky’s meds are wearing off.

  88. Pecker

    Rosie….we are all sorry…so lets move on…keep getting help please

  89. Ok Jenny Craig alleges she was abused in foster care, by who, Mr cookie dough?

    Now she has had PTSD since she was 17, i’ve seen real PTSD, and she has never had it.

  90. Snoopy

    Garnishee 100% of Snowcone’s salary for compo.

  91. egg_

    Backtracks to physical abuse by family, jakie Jakie jumps in with a veterans spiel.

    Jacqui’s channelling Tropic Thunder, going full retard.

  92. Harlequin Decline

    Pickering’s best take on Jacky Jacky.

  93. Pecker

    Mark D….what about the children in the NT mate…focus on that..

  94. RobK

    Compensation is almost always never enough in the view of the aggrieved. Victimhood.

  95. cohenite

    Homo activist Burns’ pursuit of Gaynor has been circumvented by a HC decision limiting NCAT’s jurisdiction:

    https://www.lawsociety.com.au/sites/default/files/2018-06/Constitutional%20from%20LSJ_June%202018-2.pdf

  96. Habib

    It’s never gay when underway.

    Who’s the bloated professional victim?

    Dreyfus tooting his own tiny trumpet.

    A few bottom feeders looking for a sling.

    And the menopausal malingerer being embarrassing.

    What a borefest.

  97. cohenite

    Sorry, wrong thread. You poor bastards have suffered enough.

  98. Rosie say Roseanne is “not the only person who can create a show like that”
    So Rosie honey, where’s your #1 rating show?

  99. Habib

    Hopefully little Mo and his sister will sort out the porker when they’re older.

  100. Chubster has rellies being raised as muslin – no one cares you hypertensive bloated great Yak

  101. Pecker

    Jacky, time for a looonnnngggg rest darl

  102. Habib
    #2728304, posted on June 4, 2018 at 10:36 pm

    Try it as a haiku, it would be great.

  103. RobK

    Surprise, it’s a political question.

  104. Blonde mudguts wants to get rough with “Trump supporters”

  105. egg_

    Blimp shouts down reasoning audience member.

  106. A solo show with Bill Shorten next week?
    I’ve got my hair to wash that night.

  107. Snoopy

    Check out Rosie’s Twitter account. You will thank me.

  108. Next week is Wee Billy Manboob McTits

    That should up the suicide rate.

  109. Snoopy
    #2728318, posted on June 4, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    Check out Rosie’s Twitter account. You will thank me.

    Brittany Spears and her birthday – a deep serious thinker

  110. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    I’m posting from Western Australia, I’m glad you ladies and gentlemen are watching this so I don’t have to, but please tell me Corporal Jackie Lambie, a glorified traffic cop, in the Military Police – she wore the reflective gauntlets, and the red beret, and made sure all the trucks in the convoy went the same way, – isn’t honking on about veteran’s issues? Please just reassure me…

  111. OK Troops – Interruptions came in at 14 Westie Woman, you just missed on the hat trick

    Jackpot to the sequinned jock next week.

  112. Pecker

    Thanks Carpe…once again top effort

  113. I’m posting from Western Australia, I’m glad you ladies and gentlemen are watching this so I don’t have to, but please tell me Corporal Jackie Lambie, a glorified traffic cop, in the Military Police – she wore the reflective gauntlets, and the red beret, and made sure all the trucks in the convoy went the same way, – isn’t honking on about veteran’s issues? Please just reassure me…

    ‘fraid not – she went there.

    you do know i post the periscope link to live stream it.

  114. By the way – Barnaby’s came in at 8

  115. Habib

    Pity the elephant tracker didn’t get gooned up in the green room beforehand, she might’ve gotten the girls out on camera.

  116. Check out Rosie’s Twitter account. You will thank me.

    Thank you.

  117. RobK

    Thanks Carpe. ‘Night all.

  118. Habib

    You doghouse-flying bastard. No amount of retina bleach will remove that image.

    What’s the carbonfootprint of all the bungee cord in those fartcatchers?

  119. Westie woman

    Thanks Carpe!

    See you next week – interruptions will be 0 with Billy boy. …

  120. JC

    This country has gone freaking crazy. The two supermarkets are in the process of banning the sale of plastic straws from sale. You know, we’re nowhere reaching peak leftism yet. I once someone refer to the peak as leftwing singularity. We’re nowhere near the top.

  121. MichelLasouris

    It’s such fun to hear Lambie start off quiet with a posh voice, and when she senses some support , she opens up with her full bogan, fish wife best. Terrific, and she can’t see just how awful she looks and sounds. Makes Sir Les Patterson seem acceptable………..

  122. John Constantine

    Will their abc ambush shorten with the gotcha of flying in his ex #metoo’s as front row fillers?.

    they would for an enemy of the left.

    Their abc going to arrange for a shoe to be thrown at shorten?

    They would for an enemy of the left.

    Their anc going to send a limo for returned isis headhunters to fill the studio, on spec?…………

    Comrades?.

  123. John Constantine

    Their shorten will obviously be dedicated to high order issues like the tampon tax.

    Their ABC will obviously be preaching from their bully pulpit for wymynsys to send their tampons to see Willy, like they advertised the campaign to flood the Abbottbeast government with tampons.

    Comrades?.

  124. Shy Ted

    Is it over? Can I come out of the safe house now?

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