Q&A Forum: August 27, 2018

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  1. stackja

    Monday 27 August, 2018
    Panellists: George Christensen, Nationals MP for Dawson; Cathy O’Toole, Labor MP for Herbert; Larissa Waters, Queensland Greens; Pauline Hanson, Leader, One Nation; and Bob Katter, Leader of the Katter’s Australian Party.

    45 please.

  2. Grumpy Racist Homophobe

    67 please.

  3. Konbanwa

    Bidding is open

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Grumpy 67
    Mak Siccar 15

  4. The Panel

    George Christensen – Sacrificial Lamb
    Cathy O’Toole – alpbc Shill
    Larissa Waters – HARPY HARPY
    Pauline Hanson – oh brother
    Bob Katter – all hat no cattle

  5. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 21 please, Carpe?

  6. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Grumpy 67
    Mak Siccar 15
    Vic in Prossy 21

  7. stackja

    All a Twitter. How could they?

  8. Habib

    I’m here, I’ll back out a clear 40.

  9. Cpt Seahawks

    30 please Carpe. Like Scomo.

  10. trending topics on #qanda

    29%Canberra Chaos
    23%Liberals v Conservatives
    16%White Australia
    32%Great Barrier Reef

    This should be an absolute shitfight tonight

  11. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Grumpy 67
    Mak Siccar 15
    Vic in Prossy 21
    Habib 40
    Cpt Seahawks 30

  12. Spider

    I think tonight’s Q&A episode will be beyond cringe worthy and next to unwatchable.

    Christensen, Hanson and Katter are only on there purely as figures of fun and ridicule.

  13. Elle

    Won’t be watching tonight, Carp. Early start tomorrow, so am going to bed early. I will submit 13 though. Cheers.

  14. Cpt Seahawks

    So 48% of conversation should be regarding great white Australians enjoying the reef.

  15. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Grumpy 67
    Mak Siccar 15
    Vic in Prossy 21
    Habib 40
    Cpt Seahawks 30
    Elle 13

  16. Elle
    #2803345, posted on August 27, 2018 at 9:15 pm

    Nasai Eru

  17. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    42, please Carpe.

  18. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Grumpy 67
    Mak Siccar 15
    Vic in Prossy 21
    Habib 40
    Cpt Seahawks 30
    Elle 13
    ZK2A 42

  19. Ubique

    Why anyone who isn’t an out and out Commie or an Antifa storm-trooper would want to appear on Q&A is beyond me.

  20. Peter Campion

    68, please, Carpe.

  21. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Grumpy 67
    Mak Siccar 15
    Vic in Prossy 21
    Habib 40
    Cpt Seahawks 30
    Elle 13
    ZK2A 42
    Mark A 32
    Peter Campion 68

  22. Never before seen three pinatas on the same panel.
    There must be some serious anti/green in the “balanced” studio audience.

  23. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Grumpy 67
    Mak Siccar 15
    Vic in Prossy 21
    Habib 40
    Cpt Seahawks 30
    Elle 13
    ZK2A 42
    Mark A 32
    Peter Campion 68
    Serena at the Pub 73

  24. What’s up with Elle & Mak Siccar?
    Snowcone will be like a beagle at a girl guide camp – he won’t know who to interrupt first.

  25. Habib

    The Rohinga are the new target.

  26. Snowcone will be like a beagle at a girl guide camp – he won’t know who to interrupt first.

    I’m betting Hanson

  27. Pete of Perth

    I had two wisdom teeth pull out this arvo. Less painful than watching Q&A.

  28. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Grumpy 67
    Mak Siccar 15
    Vic in Prossy 21
    Habib 40
    Cpt Seahawks 30
    Elle 13
    ZK2A 42
    Mark A 32
    Peter Campion 68
    Serena at the Pub 73
    None 23

  29. MikeS

    “like a beagle at a girl guide camp”

    OK Serena, I was a boy scout, what was I missing out on?

  30. Elle 13
    Mak Siccar 15
    Vic in Prossy 21
    None 23
    Cpt Seahawks 30
    Mark A 32
    Habib 40
    ZK2A 42
    Stackja 45
    Carpe 56
    Grumpy 67
    Peter Campion 68
    SatP 73

    There it is in descending order for you Carpe – should you desire.

  31. Or numbers first, if you wish:

    13 Elle
    15 Mak Siccar
    21 Vic in Prossy
    23 None
    30 Cpt Seahawks
    32 Mark A
    40 Habib
    42 ZK2A
    45 Stackja
    56 Carpe
    67 Grumpy
    68 Peter Campion
    73 SatP

  32. There it is in descending order for you Carpe – should you desire.

    Very kind of you

    I will call on you when i am away at work, New Britain gets a shitty signal.

  33. MikeS:
    Perhaps a Labrador at a kid’s birthday party may have been a better example.
    Snowcone won’t know where to start, with so many enemies of the people on the panel.

  34. stackja

    Serena is a good sort.

  35. The trick with interruption Lotto is to write it on a notepad first then type it in.

  36. I will call on you when i am away at work, New Britain gets a shitty signal.

    I did it once before, years ago, when you were otherwise occupied.
    Got engrossed in the show & lost count of interruptions.
    (Clearly it was quite some time ago).

  37. Bushkid

    Evening Carpe

    41 for me tonight please. This is likely to be incomprehensible due to interruptions.

  38. Bushkid

    Show still hasn’t started yet

    Probably all killing each other in the green room.

  39. cohenite

    Maybe there’s a barny out the back.

  40. Bushkid

    New Britain – very pretty from the air, especially the south coastline. Bluest water I’ve ever seen.

  41. Bushkid

    Pete of Perth
    #2803412, posted on August 27, 2018 at 9:51 pm
    Blackout?

    Hehe, wouldn’t that be topical!

  42. Peter Campion

    Coalition voters don’t wear man-buns.

  43. New Britain – very pretty from the air, especially the south coastline. Bluest water I’ve ever seen.

    A beautiful spot, Kimbe is a delight.

  44. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Grumpy 67
    Mak Siccar 15
    Vic in Prossy 21
    Habib 40
    Cpt Seahawks 30
    Elle 13
    ZK2A 42
    Mark A 32
    Peter Campion 68
    Serena at the Pub 73
    None 23
    Bushkid 41
    Rob K 26

  45. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Stackja 45
    Grumpy 67
    Mak Siccar 15
    Vic in Prossy 21
    Habib 40
    Cpt Seahawks 30
    Elle 13
    ZK2A 42
    Mark A 32
    Peter Campion 68
    Serena at the Pub 73
    None 23
    Bushkid 41
    Rob K 26
    Egg 33

  46. Greentard responds to question – HARPY HARPY HARPY

  47. Greentard doesn’t like donations from big business

    But the greens have the largest donation from business evah, dumbass

  48. Peter Campion

    Applause indicates the audience is mostly greenies.

  49. egg_

    Show still hasn’t started yet

    Probably all killing each other in the green room.

    Christensen devoured the others whilst the lights were out?

  50. Peter Campion

    No way man-bun-boy voted LNP…

  51. Katter – cheapest petrol prices in the world.

    Really bob – my brother was paying 13c per gallon in Kuwait in 2015

  52. Christensen devoured the others whilst the lights were out?

    By my little eye spying that panel, Christensen is no wider than Snowcone – possibly slimmer.

  53. RobK

    Its hard to believe any of the pollies.

  54. Is it an alp prerequisite that you look like nurse hatchett on Halloween

    A very unsightly creature

  55. egg_

    Katter – cheapest petrol prices in the world.

    Krazy Katter’s cheaper petrol.

  56. Bushkid

    A beautiful spot, Kimbe is a delight.

    My hubbies clearest memories of Kimbe are dodging betel nut spit, palm oil, and Spam and coleslaw sandwiches. I never got to land on New Britain, based and quartered at Morseby, warned not to leave the hotel. 🙁

  57. Bushkid

    Katter’s petrol is only “cheaper” because he’s keeping the cane farmers happy by demanding mandated ethanol component in Qld petrol.

  58. egg_

    Christensen is no wider than Snowcone

    Kudos on the surgery.

  59. Cathy O’Toole, former hairdresser, wins the award for the most words per minute spoken by any panellist on Q&A

  60. egg_

    Katter’s petrol is only “cheaper” because he’s keeping the cane farmers happy by demanding mandated ethanol component in Qld petrol.

    Sh1te E10 fuel that they were trying to mandate in NSW.

  61. RobK

    White elephant in the room. Pauline mixing metaphors.

  62. Ohhhhhhhhh, neither George, Pauline, or Bob are in the Liberal Party.
    Snowcone will go light on them – in case they’re enemies of Scomo.

  63. FMD, this Cathy O’Toole is one angry woman.
    She’d scare babies out of their cots at 50 yards range.

  64. Peter Campion

    Cathy O’Toole demonstrating classic cognitive dissonance on energy…

  65. egg_

    Is it an alp prerequisite that you look like nurse hatchett on Halloween

    A very unsightly creature

    Another fugly harpie for the handbag hitsquad.

  66. My hubbies clearest memories of Kimbe are dodging betel nut spit, palm oil, and Spam and coleslaw sandwiches. I never got to land on New Britain, based and quartered at Morseby, warned not to leave the hotel. 🙁

    We base out of the marina at kimbe and usually do marine civils for 6 months a year, we all carry. IYKWIM

  67. Lol, token ethnic calls Bob “Senator” Katter – while she’s trying to seem to be across the issues & asking a smart question.

  68. RobK

    O’toole makes Hanson’s speech sound very sophisticated.

  69. “Senator” Katter is likely to redline his gauges by the time this show is over.
    Could be worth watching.

  70. Snowcone is trying to paint Fraser Anning as more Nazi than Himmler.
    Give it up – wanker.

  71. Woweee… Pauline rips one into Larissa.
    Larissa shuts up.

  72. Katter has gone full retard

    An apropriate time to go full retard

    Pauline goes full retard on the green

    Shock horror ensues.

  73. How far did they have to go from Mackay to find a scarf wearing whitey-hater to ask a question?

  74. Women who looks like a letterbox

    doesn’t like Pauline, has a dig at the Allens Snackbar group

  75. Pauline rips it into towel-wearing lady about “them Muslims”
    Towel lady tells Pauline “I’m as Australian as you are” – in an accent that almost requires a translator.

  76. Raghead turns it into a muslim bashing rant, alp shill goes off on a tangent about people from other countries, juxtaposes to torture and WTF?

  77. Peter Campion

    Knife-chin O’Toole luuurves foreign professors at JCU – a cesspit that needs Rabzing.

  78. Bushkid

    We base out of the marina at kimbe and usually do marine civils for 6 months a year, we all carry. IYKWIM

    Oh yes indeedy.

  79. The Nat is doing ok, if he could be allowed to finish a sentence.

  80. I’m starting to see why Cathy O’Toole no longer has a hair salon
    or a Newsagency,
    or any other business which requires people skills.

  81. Snowcone has “Final Solution Derangement Syndrome”

  82. RobK

    Larissa says we are under funded.

  83. Peter Campion

    There’s no cluelessness like Green cluelessness.

  84. Katter has surpassed full retard, and has achieved weapons grade retard.

    Greentard mouths simple platitudes, tosspot.

  85. Bushkid

    Holy wow, finally getting a lively Q&A

    Katter and Hanson both pushing the prx gauges. Happy not to be in the splatter zone.

  86. Larissa says we are under funded.

    She’s retreating to safe ground.
    Mouthing familiar lines – sort of like eating comfort food.
    She didn’t enjoy it when Pauline went for her a few minutes ago.

  87. Peter Campion

    Greentard thinks Christiansen should know Greens’ fake coal subsidies…

  88. RobK

    I think Larissa is sitting on a live banana.

  89. RobK

    O’toole doesn’t need a microphone.

  90. alp shill decries the loss of mostly public service jobs

    GTFO

  91. Oh boy, a Crocodile question.

    And I thought this show would be about Adani!

  92. Next question croc culling

    Hell Yes – they would line up ten deep at the tip for a croc safari.

  93. Peter Campion

    Humans have culled crocs in Australia for 40,000 or so years.

    Then greenies thought they knew better…

  94. the not very bright Marcus

    more underfunding

  95. I think Larissa is sitting on a live banana.

    I will never eat a banana again

  96. RobK

    Oh shit. We can live with crocodilles. Fmd. I was born in Papua, the natives kept them under control.

  97. Just noticed – alp shill has no lips, just thin painted lines.

  98. Larissa says anybody who gets taken by a croc is probably drunk & deserves to get eaten.

    Best.Show.Ever.

  99. Bushkid

    Anyone who reckons they can live with cross – go right ahead! I’ll order the popcorn.

  100. liebor shill coming across as way too agressive for a regional crowd

  101. Anyone who reckons they can live with cross – go right ahead! I’ll order the popcorn.

    Larissa wants other people to live with crocs.
    She’ll not be budging from the inner suburbs of Brisbane.
    It’s only drunk bogans who’ll be eaten anyway.

  102. Must have been quite an experience in the mid-1970’s to be a Townsville bachelor and having Cathy O’Toole in the dating pool.

  103. Larissa Waters pretends she didn’t vote against the Banking Royal Commission.

  104. Cpt Seahawks

    I hope Katter goes nuclear grade retard.

  105. the not very bright Marcus

    Must have been quite an experience in the mid-1970’s to be a Townsville bachelor and having Cathy O’Toole in the dating pool.

    Serena … a croc in the pool I reckon

  106. I hope Katter goes nuclear grade retard.

    He is close

  107. the not very bright Marcus

    And I reckon she’s still in the pool

  108. Anyone know what is that weird red thing pinned to the top right side of Larissa’s dress?

  109. Peter Campion

    Greenie lies about ruinables.

  110. And I reckon she’s still in the pool

    Can you imagine any man daring to leave her?
    Poor bastard probably got ordered to propose.

  111. Bobs gonna blow a gasket at no lips shill.

  112. I broke my ban on the shitshow.

    Karma delivered in spades. who’s the insane redhead?

  113. the not very bright Marcus

    Phuk the stripey chick is really annoying …

  114. Farmer Gez

    You’ve gotta love a Queensland venue.
    Nazis
    Muslims
    Coal
    Crocs
    Psychopaths .

  115. You’ve gotta love a Queensland venue.

    Keep in mind Mackay is about half-Maltese.

  116. RobK

    Cathy made my sat set-top box reboot itself.

  117. And she gets owned by the stupid cowboy act.

  118. guy who claims he is an ex-miner but went into nursing hates adani.

    Cleaning shitters at Mt Vermont does not make you a miner.

  119. Cpt Seahawks

    Warm fart can read, nearly.

  120. Oh Brotherrrrrr… you couldn’t make this up….. necklace wearing dude says he gave up his high-paid mine job coz “unsustainable”, so got a job wiping bottoms instead.

    Right.

  121. the not very bright Marcus

    There is more plants in the audience than in a forest

  122. RobK

    21 yo Zephur set one up on Adani.

  123. George Christiansen is the only adult on this panel.

  124. Anyone know what is that weird red thing pinned to the top right side of Larissa’s dress?

    Herpes

  125. Bob is grunting like a Scandinavian porn star.
    I’d probably be doing the same if I was there – this stuff is too good to miss.

  126. greentard goes for the “big coal” meme

    Too.Stupid.to.Survive

  127. Farmer Gez

    Loony boy doesn’t know that global warmists claiming the reef is dying or dead is killing the tourism.
    Nobody outside Australia has ever heard of Adani.
    Freaky boy just lost it. A Green.

  128. Cpt Seahawks

    Zephyr fart breeze sets a new defcon.

  129. RobK

    Anyone know what is that weird red thing pinned to the top right side of Larissa’s dress?
    SS badge.

  130. OMG!

    When did facts have equal rights to utter lies? It’s a disgrace that truth has a spot at the table, when there’s a narrative to prosecute!

  131. Cpt Seahawks

    Bob is grunting like a Scandinavian porn star.
    I’d probably be doing the same if I was there – this stuff is too good to miss.

    I need to clean my screen of VB now.

  132. RobK wins the thread:

    Anyone know what is that weird red thing pinned to the top right side of Larissa’s dress?

    SS badge.

  133. Cpt Seahawks

    Anyone know what is that weird red thing pinned to the top right side of Larissa’s dress?

    Red Wings.

  134. Bushkid

    Crazy as it is, this does beat the usual Q&A audience and panel. It’s almost fun.

  135. Aaaaannddd……

    Unsubstantiated generalisations are applauded vociferously, but facts draw crickets.

  136. the not very bright Marcus

    seahawks … move on … get a manbun and start on to poncy beer .

  137. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Red Wings

    I saw what you did there…

  138. Shame this show doesn’t have an extra half-hour.
    I reckon Bob’s prx gauge would blow by then.

  139. Farmer Gez

    The future is in health and community services?
    They are not a fucking industry!

  140. Cpt Seahawks: I’m not sure of the order. Yellow wings are the lowest ranked? And Wooly wings the highest?

  141. RobK

    Best comedy show for a while.

  142. Top Ender

    “One in five veterans are attempting suicide.”

    Who is this idiot woman?

  143. Cpt Seahawks

    seahawks … move on … get a manbun and start on to poncy beer .

    Good idea for this thread, I’d feel less distressed losing Corona.

  144. Rich

    It’s nice without the usual Ultimo cheering when the green says something vague

  145. the not very bright Marcus

    roads , schools ,hospitals etc ….. investments ?

  146. What a stupid show.

    Hate the rich!!

    Love the poor!!

    Give us all your votes. Or else.

  147. FMD, Little Red Wing, from a party that has the largest corporate donor in the country supporting it, complains of corporate donors buying parties.

  148. Ok – that was tonights goat rodeo

    Big numbers tonight

  149. Carpe, put me on 42 for interruption lotto in perpetuity. I ain’t watching this vomit slide ever again.

  150. Cpt Seahawks

    Thanks that was the best laughs I’ve had this fiscal year.

  151. Farmer Gez

    Larissa keeps writing her shopping list.
    Tofu
    Kale
    Lentils
    Anti fungal cream.

  152. Ok Troops

    Interruption Lotto – 83

    Serena was closest, but we all got left in the dust.

    Next weeks panel should also bring some big numbers so sharpen your pencils.

  153. I’m Done troops

    My thanks for playing

    Oyasumi Nasai

  154. RobK

    Thanks Carpe. ‘Night all.

  155. Carpe, put me on 42 for interruption lotto in perpetuity. I ain’t watching this vomit slide ever again.

    Consider it done

  156. Bushkid

    Wow, 83!

    We need more shows like this one. Where to next that can host such a lively time? How about the WA goldfields? Alice Springs? Port Hedland? Plenty more than that too. Get the ABC Q&A poobahs out into the red dust and dirt for a change. Might do ’em good.

    Thanks Carpe, good night all.

  157. Mark A

    Since you are in the mood Carpe 32 for me for ever.
    Been playing this number in tattslotto combo for over 20 years and never came in for me.

  158. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Carpe, put me on 42 for interruption lotto in perpetuity. I ain’t watching this vomit slide ever again.

    One advantage of living in the Wild West, is that you don’t ever have to watch this nausea – the sacrifice of those Cats who do so, is appreciated.

  159. If only I’d gone with my initial guess, I’d now be parading around in arseless chaps.

  160. iain russell

    Late to the fun but I like Peter Campion on man buns. Up there with ‘Charlie don’t surf’ and ‘Tenth don’t dance’.

  161. Tom

    Laugh-out-loud funny — a Tuesday morning reading highlight for those (like me) who don’t watch. Thanks, Cats!

  162. Tintarella di Luna

    Thank you QandA Cats most enjoyable read, it was like being there.

  163. You’ve gotta love a Queensland venue.

    Keep in mind Mackay is about half-Maltese.

    The camera during the Muslim questions homed in on some of the audience, implying they were “Muslim”.
    Most of those people were Maltese.

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