Q&A Forum: October 29, 2018

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152 Responses to Q&A Forum: October 29, 2018

  1. Vic in Prossy

    Mightn’t be too many tonight.
    May I have 13 please, Carpe?

  2. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    20, please Carpe.

  3. Konbanwa

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beer hisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Vic in Prossy 13
    ZK2A 20

  4. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Vic in Prossy 13
    ZK2A 20

  5. None

    21 for me please Carpe
    Arigatoo gozaimashta. (Nihongo wa hanashimasen)

  6. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Vic in Prossy 13
    ZK2A 20
    None 21

  7. Westie Woman

    Hi Carpe

    Better have legs 11 tonight

    Thanks!

  8. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Vic in Prossy 13
    ZK2A 20
    None 21
    Westie Woman 11

  9. Hay Stockard

    Hi Carpe,
    34 for me please.
    Thanks.

  10. Tonight’s Panel

    Harpy Harpy
    Sweet cheeses on a bicycle
    Harpy Harpy
    Sweet cheeses on a bicycle
    Harpy Harpy

    Fill in the names at your leisure.

  11. The not very bright Marcus

    Good evening all , Carpe , Transgender identifying Cats .. Hope all are well .. Who is on the panel tonight before I cast my vote .

  12. Neil Armfield
    Nakkiah Lui
    Toby Schmitz
    Zindzi Okenyo
    Miles Gregory

    All luvvies all night.

  13. Neil Armfield is the one JC got on the panel

    Master Trolling at work.

  14. The not very bright Marcus

    Thanks Carpe … may I have 5 please

  15. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Vic in Prossy 13
    ZK2A 20
    None 21
    Westie Woman 11
    Hay Stockard 34
    TNVB Marcus 5

  16. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Vic in Prossy 13
    ZK2A 20
    None 21
    Westie Woman 11
    Hay Stockard 34
    TNVB Marcus 5
    Cpt Seahawks 25

  17. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Vic in Prossy 13
    ZK2A 20
    None 21
    Westie Woman 11
    Hay Stockard 34
    TNVB Marcus 5
    Cpt Seahawks 25
    Rob K 15

  18. Harlequin Decline

    Carpe, Could I have 25 please?

  19. Harlequin Decline

    OK, that one’s gone, how about 23?

  20. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Vic in Prossy 13
    ZK2A 20
    None 21
    Westie Woman 11
    Hay Stockard 34
    TNVB Marcus 5
    Cpt Seahawks 25
    Rob K 15
    Harlequin Decline 23

  21. Ok Troops – it’s time

    Get a clean hanky, put on clean underwear and;

    lllleeeetttsssss get rrereaaadddyyyy to rrrruuummmmbbbllleeee.

  22. The not very bright Marcus

    Strewth !!! I reckon my 5 might be a little high ..

  23. PS – Undies on the inside Ok, you are not a superhero.

    Or stormy daniels.

  24. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Vic in Prossy 13
    ZK2A 20
    None 21
    Westie Woman 11
    Hay Stockard 34
    TNVB Marcus 5
    Cpt Seahawks 25
    Rob K 15
    Harlequin Decline 23
    Mrs Beardsley 14

  25. The not very bright Marcus

    How long til “lack of funding” is mentioned ?

  26. !st question to the luvvies who spend their life playing make believe and;

    What influence does a 450 year old dead white guy have.

    Just when you think peak stupid has been reached

    The mouthbreathers come out and prove you wrong.

  27. RobK

    Indulging in a pop-up globe isnt privalige?

  28. Shakespeare is racialised, welcome to the sewer troops.

  29. The not very bright Marcus

    Yep … 5 is way too high.

  30. None

    Courage, Carpe. It will be over soon…

  31. RobK

    5 minutes in and its heavy going.
    Double scotch imperative.

  32. Lets go to the Shakespeare Insult Generator

    She is – Thou tongueless toad-spotted flirt-gill

  33. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Vic in Prossy 13
    ZK2A 20
    None 21
    Westie Woman 11
    Hay Stockard 34
    TNVB Marcus 5
    Cpt Seahawks 25
    Rob K 15
    Harlequin Decline 23
    Mrs Beardsley 14
    Elle 10

  34. Harlequin Decline

    Why the fuck so they keep cutting across that woman in the audience with a head like a blowfish?

  35. Why the fuck so they keep cutting across that woman in the audience with a head like a blowfish?

    She a favorite in the green room?

  36. Armfield – rank elf-skinned horn-beast

  37. Cpt Seahawks

    Thou degenerate earth-vexing mammet!

  38. RobK

    I need to find a firm wall to bang my head on. Climate change Shakespeare.

  39. Rich

    If it’s more than 1 I’ll be more shocked than King Duncan

    Stop saying racialise…

  40. Red dress racialising again- she is a lascivious muddy-mottled puttock

  41. The not very bright Marcus

    Thankest thou for the Shakespearian shit canner bond .

  42. She’s done aboriginal shakespeare?

    Romeo Romeo get me a plagon of lady in da boat Romeo.

  43. Harlequin Decline

    Fatso in red is gibbering.

  44. RobK

    It can be what you want it to be. It fits every one.
    Now we are really getting somewhere.

  45. Aboriginal stories similar to Shakespeare – aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

    Thou traitorous reeling-ripe hag-seed

  46. The not very bright Marcus

    Shakespeare was indigenous …

  47. On to some guy in glasses wearing a bin lid

  48. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    She’s done aboriginal shakespeare?

    I’ve seen feuding Aboriginal families that make the Montagues and the Capulets look like Sunday School classes.

  49. Skinny tan girl doesn’t like shakespeare

    Thou puny pottle-deep bitch-wolf

  50. RobK

    The words are flowing from their mouths like a freewheeling spagetti machine into a massive pile of worms on the ground.
    We learn nothing.

  51. And now they roll out a high vis quasi comedian

    This is embarrasing

  52. Rich

    Shakespeare was indigenous …

    The harpy in red is making the luvvies speak common sense

  53. RobK

    If quotes can be twisted to any meaning….

  54. Ted

    Shakespeare’s toxic white masculinity was a key weapon that the patriarchy used, to oppress women in the Middle Ages.

    His malign influence is still felt in 2018, but thanks to.tbe ABC we live in progressive times and have a far better understanding of the human condition and its many failures, than ever before.

    It is a good thing that the ABC gives us access to leading minds, who can help us understand how awful Shakespeare really was.

    I must now attend to my pet unicorn.

  55. The not very bright Marcus

    OOHHH … the irony !!

  56. James in Footscray

    When people talk about experiences and feelings, they just make stuff up.

    ‘When I was at school, we were taught Shakespeare was the great god, the one we shouldn’t touch’. No. No-one ever taught you that at school. No-one ever said or implied that. You did a bit of Shakespeare in VCE and they said he was important and that’s it.

  57. Snocone brings in turdbull getting turfed, armfield joins in as only an inarticulate boob can.

    He is a viperous toad-spotted canker-blossom

  58. Now onto the bag dutton 2 minutes

    How predictable

  59. The not very bright Marcus

    we are getting closer to TDS..

  60. Bin lid spars with fat & Red about knifing turdbull

    They are both viperous toad-spotted canker-blossoms

  61. RobK

    I dont think ive seen such high density, viscous bollocks.

  62. Lass studied theatre in Bathurst – well that’s a good career move.

    You pribbling hedge-born pignut

  63. Rich

    Surely Trumble is Macbeth?

    Dutton would be Brutus

  64. Waiting for the fat bint in red to tell us the great aboriginal playwrights before 1788

  65. Harlequin Decline

    Her friends don’t come to see her shows-no shit Sherlock-ever wondered why?

  66. RobK

    Panel struggles with the suggestion that they are expensive privaliged and marginal, all at once.

  67. Helen

    Sounds like they are not saying anything anyone cant actualy deconstruct. What is the collective IQ, do you think? Is Jones compare?

  68. Surely Trumble is Macbeth?

    Brutus works better.

  69. What is the collective IQ, do you think?

    Just into double figures.

  70. RobK

    Get out of your bubble by entering a pop-up globe bubble.

  71. The not very bright Marcus

    “theater is like sex “….. well at the Shaft cinema in Melbourne it was ..

  72. Helen

    Ahh, Carpe, the pain, the pain, the excruciating pain. Not going in there.

  73. A fat abo, no one has ever heard of talks about her “career”.

    Who knew having fries with that was a career move.

  74. RobK

    Bird in red illustrates theatre is like pubs……

  75. RobK

    …except people go to pubs.

  76. Rich

    Shylock?

    Bit harsh on old Shylock there

  77. The dude with the bin lid hat, is it just me or does anyone else want to slap him on the head Benny Hill style.

  78. The BigBlueCat

    Cats … it’s unwatchable. As soon as whitesplaining got a mention (1st question) I knew it was going to be way too much crap. Don’t do it.

  79. Harlequin Decline

    I reckon they should build a permanent Globe theatre in Alice with free grog. Take it out of the ABC budget. Whole new audience.

  80. RobK

    Increase audience by giving away tickets. Lots of jaffa rollers in the audience.

  81. Helen

    Speaking of grog, Kirbys got shut down for two days in Katherine – it has been wonderful, no antisocial behaviour. Peace and quiet.

  82. Harlequin Decline

    Fuck me they are obsessed with race.

  83. The BigBlueCat
    #2851967, posted on October 29, 2018 at 10:16 pm

    Cats … it’s unwatchable. As soon as whitesplaining got a mention (1st question) I knew it was going to be way too much crap. Don’t do it.

    I’ve had 3 brandies and damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead.

  84. RobK

    Questioner likes her own voice.

  85. I reckon they should build a permanent Globe theatre in Alice with free grog.

    Ikatharra diversity theatre

  86. Harlequin Decline

    The beardy weirdy is full of shit.

  87. RobK

    Simple things can be made complicated.
    I am learning this like never before.

  88. A national indigenous theater company, what will they call it?
    The Grievance Goon Bag Auditorium.

  89. Harlequin Decline

    Fatso in red-‘history is often told by the vicar’-she actually said this?

  90. RobK

    Mt Isa always used to put on a good show under the bridge nightly, weather permitting.

  91. Rich

    Can aboriginal people ever understand a play about medieval Scottish kings?

  92. C’mon fat&red, there must be some great indigene playwrights in the last 60,000 fucking years.

    Just one you bloated great Yak

  93. Fat&Red thinks as an artist

    You are an artist – then paint my house bitch – h/t Gene Simmons

  94. RobK

    Dont write off interpretive dance Carpe.
    Stimpy knows this.

  95. RobK

    Oh oh. Difficult metoo question.

  96. Swampy moves onto the #metoo thing.

    Bunhead mentions bullying

    These people are deluded

  97. Cpt Seahawks

    NPC Lui runs every topic through a complicating indigenous function.

  98. Dont write off interpretive dance Carpe.
    Stimpy knows this.

    Interpretive dance is epilepsy with a soundtrack.

  99. RobK

    So many words, so little meaning.

  100. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Interpretive dance is epilepsy with a soundtrack.

    Harsh, but fair.

  101. So the #metoo luvvies are talking about bullying – not the Weinstein effect.

    Pussies.

  102. This panel – tongueless boil-brained clack-dishes

  103. Bun Head plays the victim card – a spongey onion-eyed boar-pig

  104. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Can aboriginal people ever understand a play about medieval Scottish kings?

    Two clans, feuding since the mid 1960’s should have no difficulty in understanding “Romeo and Juliette.”

  105. Cpt Seahawks

    Thou adulterate fool-born lewdster!

  106. RobK

    Goodness me… this is making no sense at all.

  107. Fat & Red is still playing the victim card, she must be fun at parties

  108. Onto Geoffrey Rush

    Neil suddenly finds a need to be circumspect in his opinion.

  109. RobK

    They really are poor unfortunate tragics.

  110. Neil – Thou greasy clay-brained scurvy-knave

  111. Fat & Red – Thou meddling beef-witted mangy-dog

  112. The not very bright Marcus

    Who wolf whistled you luv ? When ?

  113. Fat & Red – Thou paunchy hag-born odiferous stench

    Goddam i like that one.

  114. Who wolf whistled you luv ? When ?

    Some blind guy in 1992, he was actually calling his seeing eye dog.

  115. Cpt Seahawks

    Even Shakespeare’s insults are not hard enough for that level of stupid.

  116. RobK

    Who wolf whistled you luv ? When ?
    When too much cleavage is barely enough for her.

  117. This panel – jarring beetle-headed incontinent varlets

  118. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Carpe, my compliments and thanks. I’ve bookmarked your link to Shakespearean insults.

  119. Well Troops – the interruptions came in at 8

    Goddam it i will go broke on the prize jackpots

  120. RobK

    Finish with an interpretive dance.

  121. Helen

    Hmm

    Thou gleeking open-arsed scut!

    Eye bleach

  122. Harlequin Decline

    Thanks Carpe.

  123. Cpt Seahawks

    My Lord give me strength.

  124. The not very bright Marcus

    Thank you Carpe .. I am sure you will get a mention in the Queen’s birthday honors list for tonight.

  125. The BigBlueCat

    If you watched this sober and understood it, you are now officially retarded – those luvvies made no sense whatsoever (in the couple of minutes I watched before I saved myself)!

    Chapeau to Carpe, who at least numbed his senses with alcohol, and watched from a distance.

  126. Tintarella di Luna

    Looks like the achievers of nothing need to pull down Shakespeare – how magnificent.

  127. iain russell

    Tx, diehard Cats, for watching which means I don’t explode and destroy the TV. Russell Award for commentary goes to Carpe!

  128. areff

    Brutus works better.

    Iago

  129. Beertruk

    Interpretive dance is epilepsy with a soundtrack.
    Peter Garrett style to the soundtrack of Midnight Solarpanel.

    Well done girls and boys. I am glad I didn’t have to come off the bench for that one last night.

  130. TBH

    I don’t watch Q&A but hear that the word whitesplaining was used to describe Shakespeare. That’s a wind up isn’t it?

  131. cuckoo

    From the Q&A website:

    Zindzi is a NIDA graduate, performing in Sydney Theatre Company, Belvoir, and Bell Shakespeare productions.

    She has been a regular Play School host for the past five years.

    No comment.

  132. cuckoo

    If the next comment is in italics, don’t blame me.

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