Beggars can be choosers

As reported in the Australian today:

Clementine Ford resigns from Nine newspapers, issues social media plea for financial support

You see, that measured and balanced correspondent Clementine,

… resigned from her position as a columnist at Nine citing a caution by her employer after she called Prime Minister Scott Morrison a “f…ing disgrace”.

Apparently Clementine wrote to her social media followers seeking financial support:

“All of your donations will help me to keep producing feminist content that challenges and explores the world we live in, while also providing me a platform to signal boost the work of other women and non binary voices,’’ she says.

For as little a $1 a month, Ford will give a shout out to her donors on Twitter. For $5, donors will receive a personal email of thanks from her, and for $10 or more, Ford will “curse ten men in your honour”.

Clem-Fans should not be concerned if she does not make the revenue to keep her in the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed.  She can also ask for donations from Australian tax payers to provide her with financial resources.  According to the Department of Human Services that might include (at least) $768.50 per fortnight for the Single Parenting Payment.

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35 Responses to Beggars can be choosers

  1. stackja

    CF will find a benefactor. Someone with too much money always seems to exists for such deserving people.

  2. Nathan

    I wonder if I could get her to ‘curse’ 10 men of the left?

  3. Angus Black

    Doesn’t some poor boy suffer the evil Clemmie as his mother? What chance has the poor devil got in life?

  4. TPL001

    What value will she add to to ‘earn’ $768.50 per fortnight?

  5. flyingduk

    Can someone explain to me what a ‘single parent’ is? It was never mentioned in all the biology classes I did.

  6. candy

    I’m convinced her benefactors are her dad/mum and partner who look after her. She’s a plump healthy looking woman in no dire straits, although emotionally maybe not chipper. It would be silly to give her your hard earned money, however. She has a husband, father to her baby. She’s fine.

  7. Fred

    The Australian Army now allows females to serve in the infantry. This is what feminists have always wanted.

    With a starting salary of $63k, she won’t need to beg for money on twitter either.

    Go for it Clementine.

  8. Buccaneer

    “The Australian Army now allows females to serve in the infantry. This is what feminists have always wanted.”

    Maybe she could transition her gender there too on the taxpayer dime, then she could curse herself all she likes. or something.

  9. Can I say that it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person.

  10. jo

    Is there a cure for “Clemydia”. Rhetorical question?

  11. Bruce of Newcastle

    So she wants donations from lefties?
    That would be the same lefties who are so keen on free stuff?
    Who want the government to pay for everything they consume?
    Including what their eyeballs lovingly read?
    Like the ABC?
    Please let me be the first to say to the newly and enlightenedly capitalistic Clementine:
    Good luck with that lady.

  12. Bruce of Newcastle

    So she wants donations from lefties?
    That would be the same lefties who are so keen on free stuff?
    Who want the government to pay for everything they consume?
    Including what their eyes lovingly read?
    Like the ABC?
    Please let me be the first to say to the newly and enlightenedly capitalistic Clementine:
    Good luck with that lady.

  13. Robbo

    Fails at spelling and at grammar and has a mouth like a sewer. A wonderful example of womanhood I don’t think. Firing that shrill, foul mouthed and semi literate shrew was a good move. It might even improve their readership numbers.

  14. Whalehunt fun

    Parenting? How is spawning a socialist parasite parenting. It is simply reproducing, not parenting

  15. Mr Johnson

    My money is on Clementine having a job at the ABC before the end of February. There, she’ll be paid to ‘curse 10 men’ (conservatives only), by the taxpayer.

  16. John A

    jo #2922316, posted on January 31, 2019, at 3:31 pm

    Is there a cure for “Clemydia”. Rhetorical question?

    Is that a candidate for the Catictionary? The condition of utter delusion brought on by extreme third-wave feminism.

    Any known cures?

  17. ACTOldFart

    I was wondering how long it would take for Nine to start to sort its new acquisition. A good start, one down, many to go. Jenna Price, Elizabeth Farrelly, the list goes on.

    Oh and while you are at it Peter Costello and gang, you could consider recouping some of the cost of acquisition by selling the Financial Review to Gina Reinhart.

  18. Overburdened

    Just returned frin doing a contract. I was advised by a woman that she receives $1400+/fortnight in government benefits because she has 3 children, and the various fathers provide child support on occasion.
    I was told this in the context of how poor she was. She conceded to using the various rebates and benefits available to her.
    This cash in hand amount is not to be sneezed at, particularly when the recipient, despite having good maternal instinct regarding her children, is a drug addled and socially inept mouth breather with no skill set and no interest in getting a job; meaning that the productive members of society wil be carrying her for the rest of her days.
    clem ford is a loud mouthed, bile filled piece of shit. She just needs to get back on the breeding program to be looked after regardless of, or possibly because of, her broken world view.

  19. Overburdened

    ‘..from a contract…’ ffs.

  20. Alan

    Good luck with donations :D:

    “Socialism … doesn’t allow room for compassionate giving because, by definition, under a socialist system, there shouldn’t be any need for anyone to give compassionately. …
    It’s fair to conclude then that the individual who practices compassionate giving is viewed as having committed a crime against the socialist. To give freely is treasonous because, in theory, someone has something others don’t, from which they can give.”

  21. Dr Fred Lenin

    I have always said one of lifes most miserable jobs would be rattling a charity donation tin at a socialist taxpayer funded function ,the tin would not be very heavy. Lefties dont donate to charity ,thats a government departments job . (Staffed by other lefties ) .

  22. Old Lefty

    She’ll be gorging herself on the taxpayer’s teat at the ABC before long.

  23. Sydney Boy

    I’ll give her $100 to tweet out an expletive-ridden tirade against Di Natale.

    And don’t get me started on women in the infantry … not one of whom has yet passed the infantry combat fitness test, and pretty much all of them are injured in some fashion and are on restricted duties.

  24. JohnL

    How much for a blowjob Clem?

  25. Exit Stage Right

    Wikipedia definition

    Begging (also panhandling or mendicancy) is the practice of imploring others to grant a favor, often a gift of money, with little or no expectation of reciprocation. A person doing such is called a beggar, panhandler, or mendicant. Street beggars may be found in public places such as transport routes, urban parks, and near busy markets. Besides money, they may also ask for food, drink, cigarettes or other small items.

    Internet begging is the modern practice of asking people to give money to others over the internet, rather than in person. Internet begging is usually targeted at people who are acquainted with the beggar, but it may be advertised to strangers. Internet begging encompasses requests for help meeting basic needs such as food, clothing, and shelter, as well as requests for people to pay for vacations, school trips, and other things that the beggar wants but can’t comfortably afford.

  26. Overburdened

    JohnL-
    You will need heavy duty beer goggles

  27. Louis

    So the man hating Ford gets to quit work because she has the luxury of having her man provide for her.

  28. Blair

    As the member for Warringah , she’d pick up nearly $200,000 a year.

  29. If she resigned, then she won’t be eligible for the dole for a number of weeks. Lets see how well socialism works for potty mouth clem, an overrated underperformer who relies on obscenities to sustain her position.

  30. bollux

    Will she take donations from men? I’ll give her a $1000 to publicly wash her mouth out with Sunlight soap.

  31. candy

    So the man hating Ford gets to quit work because she has the luxury of having her man provide for her.

    That’s how I see it. If she was alone with the baby, she would not jeopardise her employment.
    Her husband is there to protect her and provide. Nothing wrong with that but she apparently hates men,
    so puzzling is one word for it all. Perhaps the man hating, rejection of men, neo-feminism has been just an income stream, a hobby. Not something she lives genuinely and truly in her own life.

  32. cuckoo

    There are hundreds of sinecures in the gift of lefty luvvies in this country. She won’t be eating two-minute noodles for long.

  33. cuckoo

    Still plenty of room on the park bench which Margo Kingston calls home.

  34. yarpos

    The lady has deep seated problems. At least now she is free to pursue her unfettered interests and be supported by kindred spirits. In todays world she will be uncensored and happily monetized unlike males who date to discuss MGTOW on Youtube.

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