Given that I have nothing better to do with my life than begging for and then collating, the eclectic words of random (one suspects emotionally enigmatic) strangers … here we go again.
Following is the list of additional, thus-far-accepted contributions, since the full majesty of the Catictionary was publicly exposed toward the end of last year.
In case I haven’t mentioned this previously, the concept is to provide a record in which Cats can browse, choose a word they relate to or find inspiring, and then take that word and use it in their everyday life beyond.
Before you get to the textual satisfaction, however, I’ll make two observations: the definitions that accompany the more recent words are very helpful, so please continue providing them; some of the earlier contributions (not featured here) inspired by individuals, have dated badly already. These type of words will eventually be shaved like a blunt pencil.
Artisanarianism – [Definition?]. Stimpson J. Cat (inspired by Infidel ‘Artisanal’ Tiger?).
Bimbocracy – [Definition?]. Egg.
Bloodger – Using race to suck from the taxpayer’s teat. Struth.
Catharass – To have a Cat member harassing us about stuff. Winston Smith.
Educryptocracy – Socialist takeover of education. Faye.
Foolies – Neither Schoolies nor Toolies: uneducated students protesting on the public teat. Fibro.
Grenema – Green enema. [Definition to come]. Muddy.
Gendercide – The destruction of biological gender as we know it. Faye.
Greensectomy – Removal of the Greens. Faye. [Sounds too painless – Muddy].
Greensided – to have your Parliamentary ambitions julianed. One ScoMo doesn’t make a Spring.
Gendercreep – The feminisation of society. Egg. OR: Public education on just how many ways to have sex. Faye.
Herarsement – Womanspreading on the bus. Nob.
Hivivistan – [Definition?]. Dot & Struth to have a chainsaw duel to settle who originated the term.
Homo Bandannus – Gents of a certain age who respond to their (late-ish) mid-life crisis by dressing ostentatiously to the Left. Squirrel.
Horronated – “I’m horronated to find out how she knows…” Notafan.
Jesbian – [Definition?]. Dr. Fred Lenin.
Jonestowns – Flourishing Marxist communities. Faye.
JuliaBared – Vegan woman who you wonder what she’s like naked but you know there’s only a skeleton under the expensive threads. Shy Ted.
Liarwatha – Inspired by the Native American who provoked the Covington students. Nick.
Malclaim – A claim to would-have-been greatness if not for the actions of inferiors. Shy Ted.
Moberats – ‘Moderates.’ Faye. [Hmmm, this requires a better definition].
Mochadigenous – see Urbigenous. Muddy.
Molecoin – The worth of which is measured in moles (either the live ones or the unit of measurement), Bitcoin’s more underground relative. Highly sought after as indicators of social media worth, the coin that truly values peoples intellectual output on the interwebs. Eg: That sharticle Van Badham wrote was the equivalent of 5000 molecoins of stupid. As a general indicator one molecoin is worth about 1/10,000 of a scholarly tome by Mr Ant Lowenstein [not linked to here – ask Mole for it]. The Frollickingmole.
Mustoush – An irresistible urge to argue over nothing. Calli.
Omosexual – That overtly gay ABC guest who has nothing to say but has beautifully white teeth and clean clothes. Shy Ted.
Patriarchybearpig – [Definition?]. thefrollickingmole.
Photiosism – [Definition?]. Bruce of Newcastle.
Pith-head – One who uses witticisms as a bludgeon for PC Speak. Carpe Jugulum.
Polarazzi – A former sportsperson or other high-profile individual who seeks to extend their ’15 minutes’ by becoming a politician. Muddy.
Polytician – Polly with multiple and interchangeable views on a subject depending on what audience they are addressing. Herodotus.
Pre-mortispidity – An older cousin of Peak Stupidity. Muddy.
QuotaQuoter – Someone you see on The Drum, Q&A etc. who you just know is going to advocate for quotas before they open their mouths. Shy Ted/Tintarella di Luna.
Red Whine – A bitter, century-old formulation initially derived from rich, plump, nutritious free market fruit that is crushed and squeezed until all goodness is gone, and the dry remaining husk is then vilified for not producing more, then more, then even more. IainC.
Reflexirage – The ability to switch victims of activism automatically and without question. Calli.
Regreticide – Killing a person’s career after a casual sexual encounter. Calli.
Re-no-ables – Cockamamie attempts to substitute reliable 24/7 energy with intermittent weakling versions that cannot possibly do the job. IainC.
Ruddification – Making a simple statement totally unintelligible; a phrase that has been “Ruddified” as in “people will understand that statement if you don’t Ruddify it.” A method used usually in Politics or by public servants, particularly foreign affairs’ wallahs. Dr. Fred Lenin.
Sharticle – What the Guardian and ABC push out to cover space on their websites. The frolickingmole.
Smotherhood – Parents’ modern progressive way of stunting children mentally and physically. Faye/Nob.
Socialistanks – Similar to smelly septic tanks wherever socialists gather. Faye. [My initial reading of that was ‘socialistskank’ – Muddy].
Sloganocracy – Rule by a cadre of intellectual robots who maintain control with constant repetition of short, anodyne edicts that must be believed without question. Examples include: “diversity is good”, “Australia must build more wind and solar NOW”, Green New Deal”, “Capitalism is bad, Socialism is good”, “Israel is bad, Palestine is good”, and “for social justice to prevail, we must take away your… (fill in current benefit/human right)”. IainC.
Suevivor – Alleged victim of alleged long ago committed offence who comes forward when there’s money to be had. Shy Ted.
Surtrump – Turns up trumps against all odds for America and the world surpassing all expectations. Faye.
Smugnorant – Terri Butler (ALP) – Shadow Assistant Minister for Equality. Baldrick. [Is the acronym for that title an in-joke? – Muddy].
Smugonought – Someone who is smug and supercilious but with nothing to back it up? Danoz.
Snoutcomes – The intended result of pork-barrelling. Calli.
Social Hector – Those who think if their gift to hand out ‘social licenses’ having never produced anything for the sustenance or wellbeing of their fellow man, or, God forbid, trying to make a living from it. Davefromweewaa.
Snarxixism/Snarxixist – [Definition?]. Mr. Rusty.
Soupandasarnie – Noun. A beta male incapable of seeing the world outside the prism of race-baiting. Carpe Jugulum.
Trampion – Trans winner of a female competition. Henry2.
Transgander – someone who decides to change sex but just ends up looking a goose. Shy Ted.
Trollypop – A comment designed to get an instant, snarky reaction. Calli.
Turnmerkel – A habitual liar. Carpe Jugulum.
Urbigenous – Urban indigenous. Abbreviated to Urbi. ‘The Urbi’s are clapping their iphones together for more shame-funding/grief lubrication.’ Muddy.
Vagitarian – Someone who thinks anything female is good, wholesome, beneficial, pure etc. It influences their views on everything. Business? More quotas! Law and order? Must not be doubted. Something men like doing (such as certain sports)? Government funding and programs to encourage women! Mother Lode.
Vagan (Extreme Vagitarian) – Being female does not influence their views – it is the basis of them. Everything is about making the world woman. Boys should be made ashamed of themselves and try to be girls. Girls should be free to do what boys used to. Men should be removed from power and position because they are toxic and destructive. They should strive to be female while being forever fated to be denied. The first world should be feminised (they never seem to worried about their poor brown skinned sisters). Mother Lode.
Vigiltainment – C.L. The warm, frothy head atop of and distracting from, the bitter, tragic beverage beneath. An opportunity for posers, pretenders, and provocateurs to attract public attention to themselves as the result of a tragic event, despite having little or no direct connection to the event itself, and no practical contribution to make … [Definition – Muddy].
Vulvanate – Verb. To replace the functional with the decorative. Bob’s wife vulvanated his shed while he was in hospital with kidney stones. Muddy.
Wiki-Smollett – [Definition?]. Farmer Gez.
Wokestan – [Insert a better definition here when Matrix provides it]. MatrixTransform.
Woking Class – A substratum demographic educated just sufficiently to assign relative degrees of morality and worth to every member of the population except themselves. IainC. [Tim Neilson added: “… it should cover all relatively comfortable, affluent, white collar “progressives” irrespective of their level of supposed or actual education”].
Wymynsys – [Definition?]. John Constantine.