Q&A Forum: June 10, 2019

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170 Responses to Q&A Forum: June 10, 2019

  1. YT

    Hey Carpe,

    Getting in first. 42 please.

  2. RobK

    I’ll go 15 please Carpe.

  3. John Constantine

    playing for the first time in a while, but dunno if i can stomach the full show, 22 please Carpe.

  4. Snowcone will milk it for the AFP raid

  5. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    YT 42
    Rob K 15

  6. Dave in Marybrook

    A very agreeable panel…….
    32 please Carpe.

  7. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    YT 42
    Rob K 15
    John C 22

  8. Cpt Seahawks

    25 please Carpe

  9. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    YT 42
    Rob K 15
    John C 22
    Dave in Marybrook 32

  10. RobK

    Lifted from OT:
    Q&A Vivid: 10 June, 2019

    Adam Briggs, Rapper, writer, and actor (Beard and aggressive look wannabe player)

    Faustina Agolley, Actor and writer (Gonna have to change her surname from offensive children’s toy to cut through)

    Mike Cannon-Brookes, Co-Founder and Co-CEO Atlassian (Hipster)

    Dr Larry Marshall, Chief Executive, CSIRO (Has a blue tie)

    Jocelyn Brewer, Cyberpsychologist (Glasses and eager expression)

  11. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    YT 42
    Rob K 15
    John C 22
    Dave in Marybrook 32
    Cpt Seahawks 25

  12. Sinclair Davidson

    Sorry – Luckily I was reading the open thread and saw Ellie’s comment about Q&A.

  13. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    YT 42
    Rob K 15
    John C 22
    Dave in Marybrook 32
    Cpt Seahawks 25
    Elle 22

  14. The BigBlueCat

    17 please Carpe … AFP raids is the first question …. if you don’t want to be raided, don’t deal in classified information!

  15. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 28 please, Carpe?

  16. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    YT 42
    Rob K 15
    John C 22
    Dave in Marybrook 32
    Cpt Seahawks 25
    Elle 23

  17. Dave in Marybrook

    Oh can I have a go at this number?
    Edited from the profiles-
    Nnunggai Adam Briggs- “diverse”
    Faustina Agolleywog- “TV”
    Mike Hyphen-Hipster- “collaboration”
    Dr Larry- “innovation”
    Jocelyn “Kool Aid” Brewer- “registered”.

  18. Bearded lunatic asks question

    I have no idea what he is on about

  19. Ellie

    Carpe, darling, John and I can’t share the same number.

  20. The BigBlueCat

    Orwellian dictatorship … as if Orwell was the dictator ….

  21. Robber Baron

    Wall-to-wall communists. Defund this shit now.

  22. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    YT 42
    Rob K 15
    John C 22
    Dave in Marybrook 32
    Cpt Seahawks 25
    Elle 23
    Bid Blue Cat 17
    Vic in Prossy 28

  23. Cpt Seahawks

    Projection from CSIRO – we change data all the time.

  24. Spider

    Crikey. They’ve picked a right bunch tonight.

  25. The BigBlueCat

    Bid Blue Cat? er, BigBlueCat please … as one word.

  26. Ellie
    #3039672, posted on June 10, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Carpe, darling, John and I can’t share the same number.

    Fixed it for you Blossom.

  27. Spider

    This is going to be even more laboured than normal.

  28. Cpt Seahawks

    Expanding ethical frameworks is always exciting.

  29. mh

    I pre polled on the OT

    69 please

  30. custard

    Sorry I’m late.
    54 please Carpe

  31. Bid Blue Cat? er, BigBlueCat please … as one word.

    I am not going back to change it, it is enough work to track incoming bids plus comments

  32. The BigBlueCat

    Petal is concerned that the AFP are bullies …. dear oh dear ….

  33. The BigBlueCat

    Future reference then Carpe …

  34. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    YT 42
    Rob K 15
    John C 22
    Dave in Marybrook 32
    Cpt Seahawks 25
    Elle 23
    Bid Blue Cat 17
    Vic in Prossy 28
    MH 69 (Dinner for 2)
    Custard 54

  35. Westie Woman

    Sorry I’m late
    Washing the chaps and tasselled bra for the next winner!

    26 if still eligible please Carpe

  36. Future reference then Carpe …

    Duly noted brother

  37. Ellie

    Oh god. I’m so bored. And we fund this??

  38. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    YT 42
    Rob K 15
    John C 22
    Dave in Marybrook 32
    Cpt Seahawks 25
    Elle 23
    Bid Blue Cat 17
    Vic in Prossy 28
    MH 69 (Dinner for 2)
    Custard 54
    Classical Hero 16
    Westie Woman 26

  39. Oh god. I’m so bored. And we fund this??

    You do

    I don’t

    The joy of being an expat 🙂

  40. Cpt Seahawks

    Most of my girlfriends have been polymorphic, or maybe it was me?

  41. Ellie

    Seriously! Someone, please entertain me … and quickly.

  42. Ellie

    And now talk of the national anthem

  43. Cpt Seahawks

    Whack a didge solo in the one we have.

  44. Cpt Seahawks

    Use clap sticks.

  45. next question change the national anthem
    unemployed abo has a bitch and a moan

    never saw that coming.

  46. mh

    Briggs is quite mellow.

    Maybe it’s to do with being here for sixty thousand years.

  47. Cpt Seahawks

    Go back to God Save The Queen.

  48. The BigBlueCat

    Briggs has cherry-picked words he doesn’t like and disses the national anthem … how honest is that? He’s an anarchist ….

  49. Blacktivist doesn’t like young and free b’cos abo in jail

    stumbles on the rest and has no coherent argument.

    Wanker

  50. Ellie

    Oh Carpe, please don’t say “Abo”. I hate that.

  51. mh

    Briggs has an Aboriginal nose, but he is very pale skinned.

  52. He’s an anarchist ….

    Look up the word tosspot – he has a photo

  53. Model formally known as fuzzy agrees with blacktivist

  54. The BigBlueCat

    Snowcone pretends to not know what “girt by sea means” … liar liar pants on fire!

  55. Cpt Seahawks

    Oh Carpe, please don’t say “Abo”. I hate that.

    Ridgy-didge is the PC term I beleive Carpe.

  56. Hipster gives blacktivist a free blowie

    these people are pathetic

  57. The BigBlueCat

    Oh oh … treaty ….

  58. mh

    Hang on, where is the token non-leftist?

    I guess I have to stick with my 69.

  59. I guess I have to stick with my 69.

    No one can argue with that

  60. The BigBlueCat

    Flag, Australia Day, Anthem … is this the indigenous appeasement show?

  61. RobK

    What was the pre-colonial anthem?

  62. The BigBlueCat

    Is the Anthem biased? No it’s not … now piss off!

  63. the not very bright Marcus

    Mist be shit boring tonight … it appears you lot have turned on each other

  64. Elle – please don’t say FMD, i hate that 🙂

  65. Ellie

    abo, abo, abo, abo abo, abo

    Carpe!!! Bad boy! Very very bad boy!

  66. The BigBlueCat

    Briggs, you have adversity because you choose it as a rapper.

  67. Blacktivist makes shit up

    Not very convincing

  68. Ellie

    Elle – please don’t say FMD, i hate that 

    I was quoting areff

  69. The BigBlueCat

    Australians all let us rejoice,
    For we are young and free; We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil; Our home is girt by sea;
    Our land abounds in nature’s gifts Of beauty rich and rare;
    In history’s page, let every stage Advance Australia Fair.
    In joyful strains then let us sing, Advance Australia Fair.
    Beneath our radiant Southern Cross We’ll toil with hearts and hands; To make this Commonwealth of ours Renowned of all the lands;
    For those who’ve come across the seas We’ve boundless plains to share; With courage let us all combine
    To Advance Australia Fair.
    In joyful strains then let us sing, Advance Australia Fair.

    there is nothing racist in there! Morons are choosing to be offended.

  70. Carpe!!! Bad boy! Very very bad boy!

    I’ve been naughty i should be punished *shakes booty*

  71. the not very bright Marcus

    The rapper guy must take months to write a song

  72. areff

    Fatso the Indigene, here’s your new anthem.

  73. The rapper guy must take months to write a song

    On a meth bender it takes about 15 minutes

  74. Mark A

    I’ll be real cross if the interruptions come in at 32

  75. The BigBlueCat

    Why is their no-one on this panel challenging Briggs on his shit! Who died and made him judge?

  76. mh

    I don’t normally watch Q&A. Have I picked a particularly awful night?

    This is shockingly bad. It needs a wordsmith par excellence to describe it. Moribund?

  77. Ellie
    #3039744, posted on June 10, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    FMD

    You swore

    I’m going to tell

  78. Cpt Seahawks

    Is the word “advance” the racist one?

  79. I don’t normally watch Q&A. Have I picked a particularly awful night?

    Yes, Yes you have

  80. RobK

    Why are people mentioning Farm Management Deposits tonight?

  81. Ellie

    I’ve been naughty i should be punished*shakes booty*

    In your areseless chaps, please.

  82. The BigBlueCat

    Q&A tonight is such an echo chamber … ABC has really jumped the shark tonight!

  83. I’ll be real cross if the interruptions come in at 32

    Can’t make double figures so far

  84. Cpt Seahawks

    Glasses talks crap.

  85. Ellie

    My god this has to be the worst night on Q&A

  86. The BigBlueCat

    Re National Anthem, apparently our first Australians are offended by the word “fair”. And the phrase “young and free”. Yes we are … until you lefties take over!

  87. mh

    ITA BUTTROSE, GET IN HERE AND TELL US YOU BELIEVE THIS IS WORTHY OF TAXPAYER FUNDING!

    💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

  88. RobK

    Panelist suggests we shouldn’t watch the screen so much. I see her point.

  89. Sinclair Davidson

    Why do you lot watch it at all?

  90. Cpt Seahawks

    Why do you lot watch it at all?

    We get good behaviour points at the asylum.

  91. areff

    Because we’re ashamed to be Australian and need to be reminded always

  92. The BigBlueCat

    Sinclair Davidson
    #3039764, posted on June 10, 2019 at 10:15 pm
    Why do you lot watch it at all?

    We are taking one for the rest of the country – civic duty and all … shouting at the teev is healthy! Q&A is called Question & Anger in this household.

  93. Ellie

    I’m going to tell

    I’m scared

  94. Spider

    I’ve switched over to Kinne Tonight. Not funny but less excruciating.

  95. Why do you lot watch it at all?

    We take the punishment so you lot don’t have to.

    You can thank me later.

    It’s later

  96. RobK

    Why do you lot watch it at all?
    Masochists….

  97. RobK

    Why do you lot watch it at all?
    Masochists….

  98. I’m scared

    You havn’t met my mother obviously

  99. BrettW

    If this show is somehow related to Vivid when the Military Tatoo is on in OCT can we have a military related panel.

    Not watching this one as panel was very uninspiring.

  100. mh

    I’ve switched the tv over to Viceland – Dark side of the ring.

    It’s not gay porn, either.

  101. The BigBlueCat

    Is Briggs on valium??

  102. If you had this panel at a dinner party you would fake your own death to make them leave

  103. The BigBlueCat

    Carpe Jugulum
    #3039780, posted on June 10, 2019 at 10:22 pm
    If you had this panel at a dinner party you would fake your own death to make them leave

    If I was at the same dinner party as this lot I’d feign vomiting … over them!

  104. Ellie

    I’m so bored. This is the worst Q&A ever!

  105. The BigBlueCat

    Social media is for connecting … unless you’re seen as right of centre!

  106. Ellie

    If you had this panel at a dinner party you would fake your own death to make them leave

    You’d fake everything.

    A scene from a movie comes to mind

  107. areff

    Thealleged black bloke is an absolute moron

  108. Onto trans kids

    There must be a plethora of trannies out there ready to top themselves

    yeah nah

  109. custard

    I fell asleep about 30 minutes ago, did I miss anything?

  110. areff

    outta here. Sleep tight, cats. Long live the Queen

  111. The BigBlueCat

    Climate change … are we meeting our Paris Agreement or not??? And why should we?

  112. Onto da Klimate

    Hippy says it’s existential

    That is code for wanker

  113. I fell asleep about 30 minutes ago, did I miss anything?

    Trust me , no you didn’t

  114. Cpt Seahawks

    This hipster is a moron.

  115. BrettW

    Nobody has said anything about the CSIRO guy. Has he fallen asleep wondering what planet the others are from?

  116. The BigBlueCat

    “Like the ABC, CSIRO is independent of government”. Bull!!! Where does your next pay come from … fool!

  117. mh

    Sinclair, can you remove my comments from this thread please?

    I regret having watched even a few minutes of Q&A and want to avoid being associated with this in any way.

  118. The BigBlueCat

    IS CSIRO guy breaking IP commitments????

  119. Ellie

    Good evening, Doomlord, Master, Sir.

  120. Sinclair, can you remove my comments from this thread please?

    I regret having watched even a few minutes of Q&A and want to avoid being associated with this in any way.

    You have been recorded for prosterity

  121. Ellie

    Carpe and I are mixing things up.
    Q&A is soooooo boring. And we fund this?!

  122. Sinclair Davidson

    mh – you have to live with your shame forever, I’m afraid. Let this be a lesson to you.

  123. The BigBlueCat

    Prosterity? Sounds and bit anal ….

  124. Ellie

    Who wears a white shirt on the tele

  125. The BigBlueCat

    My brain hurts … how much longer????

  126. Sinclair Davidson

    Ellie – as much as I’m liking your attitude to his Doomlordship I’m wondering if exposure to ABC leftism is driving you mad?

  127. John Constantine

    The rain delay in England for tonights world cup cricket match is easier on your blood pressure to watch.

    Gentle English rain filling up the low spots in the covers and saving the saffas.

  128. RobK

    Thin film PV is cheap but not very durable.

  129. Now there are talking about streaming and tech

    Dumbest panel evah

    No, i mean it, they are the shallow end of the gene pool.

  130. Ellie

    Ellie – as much as I’m liking your attitude to his Doomlordship I’m wondering if exposure to ABC leftism is driving you mad?

    Quite possibly. 😔

  131. Snowcone – how does abo make money in this environment

    abo – merch

    facepalm

  132. mh

    Even 7Mate has a movie called The Accountant.

    What’s wrong with my tv?

  133. The BigBlueCat

    Carpe Jugulum
    #3039823, posted on June 10, 2019 at 10:40 pm
    Now there are talking about streaming and tech

    Dumbest panel evah

    No, i mean it, they are the shallow end of the gene pool.

    Agreed … “shutting down of iTunes” – only means that Apple is forking the app, not closing down streaming! Artists have always made their money from shows and merch, not records/CDs/etc/

  134. Ellie

    Carpe! You have earned a spanking for saying “Abo”!

  135. The BigBlueCat

    mh
    #3039827, posted on June 10, 2019 at 10:42 pm
    Even 7Mate has a movie called The Accountant.

    What’s wrong with my tv?

    Good movie … better than Q&A

  136. RobK

    Next week might be worse.

  137. Carpe! You have earned a spanking for saying “Abo”!

    Just when you spank me can you call me a naughty sex poodle

    Thanks in advance

  138. Ok Troops – interruptions came in at 7 and this was being generous

    Jackpot to next week

  139. The BigBlueCat

    Snowcone had nothing to interrupt …. echo chambers are like that! Thanks Carpe!

  140. RobK

    Thanks Carpe and others.

  141. Ellie

    Just when you spank me can you call me a naughty sex poodle

    Thanks in advance

    Done and dusted!

  142. John A

    Thanks you Carpe.

    Reading the thread was almost as boring as the program.

    So I appreciated The Seekers vid, which was followed by Abba.

  143. Ellie

    Nighty night. A boring night on our ABC made interesting. Muah!

  144. Mindfree

    Guys
    Hipster cannon-brookes is worth 5.6 billion (yes thats billion)
    He is no moron but dangerous as he via his father are seriously connected with those who want to transform this country for the worse

  145. calli

    Ahahah! The commentary more entertaining than the program, as usual. Thanks guys.

    Why do you lot watch it at all?

    We take the punishment so you lot don’t have to.

    Aaaand…it’s our hard-earned at work. Like Yosemite Sam, we paid our two bits to see the high divin’ act, and we’re a-gonna see the high diving act.

    The day may come when the Cat’s archived Q&A threads will be used in evidence to shut the useless ABC black hole down. It’s the mocking that’ll do em in.

  146. Rafe Champion

    Sinc they watch it so we don’t have to.
    A mix of heroism and masochism.
    Looks like the worst of all time.

  147. Rafe Champion

    Beyond parody.
    I wonder what Ita would say if someone asked her?

  148. Beertruk

    Hmmm..Looks like I have dodged a bullet this time. Onward to next Monday night then.

  149. Sydney Boy

    Cannon-Brooke’s whines about where government spends the money. Well, they’d have more to spend if your company paid tax in Australia, wouldn’t they? Hypocrite.

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