Q&A Forum: June 17, 2019

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196 Responses to Q&A Forum: June 17, 2019

  1. Konbanwa Troops

    Bidding is open for Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56 (Optimist)
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32

  2. A reader

    Is this the ‘science’ episode?

  3. Cold-Hands

    They’ll all be singing from the same songsheet, so I’ll go with 9

  4. Is this the ‘science’ episode?

    Circle Jerk episode

    I may not make the end, i have a 6am meeting.

  5. Megan

    Hi there, Carpe. Might I please take my favourite 29? Is anyone likely to ask a question about unplugging stick blenders before cleaning?

  6. Westie Woman

    Lucky 13 please Carpe

    Thanks

  7. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 16, please Carpe?

  8. The panel

    Brian Cox – Ex-Tony Blair Shill (tosspot0
    Emma Johnston – The reef is dying shill
    David Karoly – HARPY HARPY
    Kirsten Banks – Rocket Scientist (no Really)
    Martin Van Kranski – Sausage and Sky Pilot

  9. Cpt Seahawks

    16 please Carpe.

  10. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56 (Optimist)
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Cold Hands 9
    Megan 29
    Westie Woman 13
    A Reader 1
    Vic in Prossy 16
    YT 12

  11. Cpt Seahawks
    #3045081, posted on June 17, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    16 please Carpe.

    Sorry, please choose again

  12. Cpt Seahawks

    26 please Carpe.

  13. custard

    54 please Carpe

    Evening everyone

  14. egg_

    Meejabotch bashing Credlin

  15. Cpt Seahawks

    Does Westie Woman still have the chaps?

  16. egg_

    Streaming Live on Aunty’s iview

  17. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56 (Optimist)
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Cold Hands 9
    Megan 29
    Westie Woman 13
    A Reader 1
    Vic in Prossy 16
    YT 12
    Cpt Seahawks 26
    Custard 54
    Egg 34

  18. Does Westie Woman still have the chaps?

    Yes

    A New Pair is issued to each winner

    The cleaning bill was killing me.

  19. Ellie

    And please, Carpe, no bad behaviour tonight that asks for a spanking! No Aboriginal peeps on tonight, I don’t think, so you’re safe.

  20. Cardimona

    5, please, Carpe.

    And, for those of us that think in pictures, your comment about cleaning the arseless chaps was… well… cruel…

  21. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56 (Optimist)
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Cold Hands 9
    Megan 29
    Westie Woman 13
    A Reader 1
    Vic in Prossy 16
    YT 12
    Cpt Seahawks 26
    Custard 54
    Egg 34
    Elle 10
    Cardimona 5

  22. And please, Carpe, no bad behaviour tonight that asks for a spanking! No Aboriginal peeps on tonight, I don’t think, so you’re safe.

    Elle – most importantly, remember it’s only kinky the first time.

    Naughty Sex Poodle isn’t a statement, it’s a life style.

    :0

  23. The BigBlueCat

    11 please Carpe

  24. Let the circle jerk begin – Oz worst ever for extinctions

    WTF?????

  25. The low numbers are looking pretty good

  26. Cpt Seahawks

    General Isation

  27. Da Klimate – extreme Klimate, animals are doomed, doomed i tells ya

  28. The BigBlueCat

    Where’s Malcolm Roberts?

  29. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56 (Optimist)
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Cold Hands 9
    Megan 29
    Westie Woman 13
    A Reader 1
    Vic in Prossy 16
    YT 12
    Cpt Seahawks 26
    Custard 54
    Egg 34
    Elle 10
    Cardimona 5
    The BigBlueCat 11

  30. egg_

    Half a Bil should fix any extinctions.
    /Da Reef

    Next

  31. Sinclair Davidson

    What are you guys doing watching Q&A when Paul Murray is on?

    Rohan got a great the on.

  32. Gay NumberWang beats the Klimate Katastrophe drum

  33. The BigBlueCat

    “We’re losing all our flora and fauna” … all??? Evidence???

  34. Cpt Seahawks

    A billion years anyone?

  35. Indiginous Scientist – Abos have been here for 65, 000 years.

    It went up 5K from last week

    Are theses people working in Dog Years?

  36. Cpt Seahawks

    Haha Indegineous scientists. Ha hahahahahaha.

  37. iggie

    Didn’t the Aborigines wipe out quite a few species. FMD.

  38. the not very bright Marcus

    Sorry Sinclair … after paying taxes for this crap I can’t afford cable.

  39. Rohan got a great the on.

    And in English that would be ?????????

  40. Spider

    Indigenous scientist . FMD. If you put her in a line up do you think 1 in 100 people would pick her as indigenous?

  41. Ellie

    Elle – most importantly, remember it’s only kinky the first time.

    Naughty Sex Poodle isn’t a statement, it’s a life style.

    :0

    Ahh. A lifestyler!
    :0

  42. Cpt Seahawks

    Seals breaking ice, pure gold.

  43. egg_

    Indigenous Climate Scientists?

  44. None

    Seven for me please Carpe, if it is not too late. Arigatoo gozaimashta.

  45. The BigBlueCat

    Gee … my bullshit meter has gone off the scale ….

  46. Spider

    The Dutch have managed very well.

  47. Anyone want to run a book when they nude up and group fellatio starts

  48. None

    Doomlord has my psycho phone. I was wondering where it was.

  49. Cpt Seahawks

    The BigBlueCat
    #3045157, posted on June 17, 2019 at 9:43 pm
    Gee … my bullshit meter has gone off the scale ….

    Your gonna need a bigger bullshitometer.

  50. Sinclair Davidson

    Sorry. Tie not the. Goddamn autocorrect.

  51. The BigBlueCat

    Carpe Jugulum
    #3045159, posted on June 17, 2019 at 9:44 pm
    Anyone want to run a book when they nude up and group fellatio starts

    Clearly the latter doesn’t need the former ….

  52. Ellie

    Movement of souhward movement? Who is that guy? He looks like Woody Allen.

  53. None

    Anyone want to run a book when they nude up and group fellatio starts

    Are Malcolm and Miranda on?

  54. custard

    The ice is too thin to support the weight of a seal.

    Another lot of total bullshit not refuted by Snowcone

  55. Cpt Seahawks

    Too many facts for the luvvies David.

  56. None

    It’s all bullshit all the time tonight. Sing it, Snow Cone(hey wasn’t he supposed to be quitting and going to China or something?)

  57. Bushkid

    Where’s Malcolm Roberts?

    They weren’t game to put him on the same panel as Brian Cox again. Or Cox demanded he wasn’t, so that he didn’t have to face being disagreed with.

    May I have 8 please Carpe.

  58. Ellie

    Anyone want to run a book when they nude up and group fellatio starts

    Nup. I can’t see it happening. The show already sux

  59. Sorry. Tie not the. Goddamn autocorrect.

    What tie?

  60. Rex Mango

    Hillsong is more scientific than this episode of Q&A.

  61. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56 (Optimist)
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Cold Hands 9
    Megan 29
    Westie Woman 13
    A Reader 1
    Vic in Prossy 16
    YT 12
    Cpt Seahawks 26
    Custard 54
    Egg 34
    Elle 10
    Cardimona 5
    The BigBlueCat 11
    Bushkid 8

  62. Colin

    Nup! Can’t watch any more. Luvvies asking luvvies’ questions of luvvies, so we know every response. We knew years ago.

  63. The BigBlueCat

    Ahh … fair share …. bullshit!

  64. Numbawang is manipulating the numbers regarding Alan Jones

    Bobbed Bimbette mentions the Paris Accord, if we hit the 1.5 drgrees in 15 years DOOMED DOOMED I TELLS YA

  65. Sinclair Davidson

    Rowan Dean on PML has an awesome tie.

  66. Rex Mango

    David Karoly (& Brian Cox) too snappily dressed to be a serious scientist. In my day that wore brown suits.

  67. Spider

    What a great analogy. Not.

  68. Cpt Seahawks

    Logical fallacy Special.

  69. The BigBlueCat

    Echo chamber tonight …. is this the new Q&A model?? Where’s Ita??

  70. Unless it is Burgandy Silk or powder blue with a fine silver cross stripe it is not a good tie.

    Sorry

  71. egg_

    Coxbreath can only speak in an echo chamber at Their sheltered workshop?

  72. Cpt Seahawks

    No common sense everyone!

  73. Rex Mango

    Brian Cox invokes secret knowledge to prove the ‘science’.

  74. Ellie

    Rowan Dean on PML has an awesome tie.

    Is his tie a beautiful mysoginystic blue, Doomlord? Or is it a loud “gay” number? I like a mixture of both.

  75. egg_

    Reef Queen speaks of violence with rusty knives?
    Quelle surprise.

  76. Gay Numbawang Social climate

    WHAAAAAAT?

  77. Cpt Seahawks

    Cox has a noisy plastic jacket.

  78. egg_

    AI says climate change is a crock, Cox.

  79. iggie

    Zero emissions = less CO2. But less than 200ppm and fauna starts to die.

  80. egg_

    AI: “Who’s this Cox fraud?”

  81. The BigBlueCat

    Are Karoly and Cox eying each other?

  82. egg_

    Scientists are the most ripped off by their mechanics?
    /Big Bang Theory

  83. igge

    Sorry flora. Then fauna.

  84. Are Karoly and Cox eying each other?

    Is this code for buggery?

  85. The BigBlueCat

    Carpe Jugulum
    #3045213, posted on June 17, 2019 at 9:58 pm
    Are Karoly and Cox eying each other?

    Is this code for buggery?

    I just thought they were checking each other out ….

  86. iggie

    sorry, flora then fauna.

  87. egg_

    Lots of fertiliser on tonight’s show from the usual suspects.

  88. Men whgo wear a suit jacket , shirt and no tie are either an Iranian politician or too lazy to dress themselves.

    Mr Jacket and T-Shirt states “I’m a climate scientist”

    Sod.Off.Swampy

  89. egg_

    Are Karoly and Cox eying each other?

    Karoly is advancing a warm front?

  90. Outback illiterrates spruik what they have been told to spruik

    This is just outrageous

  91. Sinclair Davidson

    I have added a picture of Rowan and his awesome tie to the main body of the post.

  92. The BigBlueCat

    Ellie
    #3045225, posted on June 17, 2019 at 10:03 pm
    Is she Aboriginal?

    Allegedly …

  93. White “Indigenous” explains the earths rotation and constellations to the peons via the illiterate indigenes

  94. iggie

    So the Aboriginals believed the Earth was round and it revolved around the sun (I think that’s what she said).
    Wow.

  95. Some History

    I love it so much.
    I love it so much.

  96. Ellie

    Someone has botox in his lips.

  97. egg_

    Indigenous Cosmology Hour.

  98. Spider

    I’m trying to imagine what a cock head I would sound if I introduced myself as a Scottish / English / German / French Scientist based on my Grandparents place of birth.

  99. BobHead – Nature and discovery and STFU you drooling cretin

  100. The BigBlueCat

    Carpe Jugulum
    #3045235, posted on June 17, 2019 at 10:07 pm
    100 comments 🙂

    Is a technicolor yawn a comment?

  101. How come all these people are now all called Klimate Scientifisists

  102. egg_

    Karoly is a failed Scientist, in other words.

  103. Ellie

    Haha. Noice tie Rowan is wearing, Doomlord. Just saw the pic above.

  104. egg_

    Geophysical Fluid Dynamics, eh?

  105. Is a technicolor yawn a comment?

    A Statement, or artistic endeavor in the cubist style, i call it” carrots in bile, How i missed you”.

  106. Ellie

    Tonight’s show is worse than last week’s.

  107. The BigBlueCat

    Carpe Jugulum
    #3045246, posted on June 17, 2019 at 10:11 pm
    Is a technicolor yawn a comment?

    A Statement, or artistic endeavor in the cubist style, i call it” carrots in bile, How i missed you”.

    I reckon the rampant corn chip adds much to the art ….

  108. Rex Mango

    Started off about climate change apocalypse and seamlessly morphed into indigenous astrology, isn’t science wonderful?

  109. Some History

    Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
    How I wonder what you are.

  110. Rowans tie is not properly tied, it is a good colour, but do up the top button and have it fit properly.

    It shits me to tears when men are too lazy to present themselves as a gentleman.

  111. Bushkid

    Sinclair Davidson
    #3045224, posted on June 17, 2019 at 10:02 pm
    I have added a picture of Rowan and his awesome tie to the main body of the post.

    Sheesh, you’d think he’d at least brush his hair if he’s going to wear a tie

  112. Cardimona

    Let’s hope there’s a Royal Commission into Scaring da Kiddies about da Plastic in out fewcha.

  113. Rex Mango

    Luv the way modern scientists can link climate change to plastic, better than medieval alchemy.

  114. Rafe Champion

    I wonder what Ita thinks about this display of balance on her watch.

  115. I reckon the rampant corn chip adds much to the art ….

    That would be the seminal piece – “Nacho with Stomach Contents” (watercolour) Rupert Bunny 1954

  116. Rafe Champion

    PS I am not watching, My TV is still broken.

  117. the not very bright Marcus

    Kid is dozing off

  118. MICROPLASTICS – DOOMED, DOOMED I TELLS YA

  119. Ellie

    Rowan can get away with messy hair and a crooked tie. Leave him alone.

  120. Rex Mango

    Get into micro plastics folk, as climate science is debunked this will be the next scare campaign.

  121. The BigBlueCat

    the not very bright Marcus
    #3045262, posted on June 17, 2019 at 10:16 pm
    Kid is dozing off

    Coz he really doesn’t care … Mummy wrote the question ….

  122. Rowan can get away with messy hair and a crooked tie. Leave him alone.

    A Gentleman, Officer or Senior NCO takes their grooming very seriously, the flotsam and jetsom of life take no care.

  123. Rex Mango

    Putting a colony on Mars wouldn’t involve any CO2 in Earth’s atmosphere would it?

  124. Rafe Champion
    #3045261, posted on June 17, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    PS I am not watching, My TV is still broken.

    You have no idea how lucky you are

  125. the not very bright Marcus

    Blue cat ….
    Mummy ….
    Or Auntie ?

  126. onto terraforming mars

    they can’t predict next weeks weather, but can predict changing a planet

    FMD

  127. Rex Mango

    Cox the so called scientist, reckons going to Mars is romantic. These clowns beyond parody.

  128. Cox on Mars?

    Chin Nuts – Cox………………..

  129. Rafe Champion

    Carpe thanks to you and your heroic troops I have a fair idea:)

  130. BrettW

    Did Rowan wipe up some mud with his tie before putting it on ?

  131. Carpe thanks to you and your heroic troops I have a fair idea:)

    If you have spare Cyanide pills i would be eternally grateful

  132. Rex Mango

    Reckon the view of the Dark Emu on Mars might be pretty good, lets get there and not change the climate and no plastic either.

  133. I noticed Snowcone didn’t mention that he is on the paid speaking circuit as a gerbil warmening acolyte

  134. Rex Mango

    Onto life on other planets and aliens. That’s the old scientific idea of if you can’t disprove it, it must exist, aka religion.

  135. Bushkid

    On grooming – what Carpe said.

  136. Some History

    Wurundjeri astrophysicist??

  137. Ellie

    A civilization of aliens? Only at our ABC

  138. Onto talking to aliens

    L Ron Hubbard is pissing himself laughing at these people.

  139. Bushkid

    Oh, and even JNCOs and ORs care about their grooming. Well, maybe not ORs so much…

  140. Rex Mango

    Mars was warm and wet and suddenly all these scientists want to go there?

  141. None

    Did you get my bid, Carpe?

  142. These are the kind of people where you would pretend to be dead at a dinner party just so they would leave

    Hat Tip to Gary Larson

  143. Ellie

    God has now entered the scientific realm

  144. Did you get my bid, Carpe?

    My apologies i missed it.

    What was it?

  145. Bushkid

    Talking to aliens? We’re watching them

  146. None

    Rowan has had a haircut and I think he got his roots done as well.

  147. None

    7 I think I’ll have to scroll up.

  148. The BigBlueCat

    I wonder if Cox has ever had a word with Velenken …. the expansion of the universe points to a beginning ….

  149. None

    Yes 7. I even pulled out the rusty Japanese. I want those arse- less chaps.

  150. Some History

    Donk: “We don’t know everything”.

    Most sensible comment tonight.

  151. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56 (Optimist)
    Beer Whisperer 42
    Mark A 32
    Cold Hands 9
    Megan 29
    Westie Woman 13
    A Reader 1
    Vic in Prossy 16
    YT 12
    Cpt Seahawks 26
    Custard 54
    Egg 34
    Elle 10
    Cardimona 5
    The BigBlueCat 11
    Bushkid 8
    None 7

  152. None

    I’m waiting for someone to pull out that chesterton quote now. Someone here, not on QandA.

  153. Rex Mango

    Indigenous scientist put on spot by Snowcone about creator and she ducks it. What a cop out.

  154. Atheists now discussing God, you can’t make this shit up.

  155. None

    Arigatoo gozaimashita, Carpesan.

  156. Cpt Seahawks

    The deep state is running out of ammo. And hippies with brains.

  157. iggie

    The highest temp officially recorded in Australia was 50.7C in 1960 (Oodnadatta).
    If we are heating so dramatically, why hasn’t that record been beaten?

    Love to have someone ask that.

  158. None

    Atheists need god to define themselves, Carpe.

  159. Some History

    An hour of this crap is a long time.

  160. Rex Mango

    Didn’t Chesterton say if you believe in nothing, you end up believing in everything?

  161. None

    Sinc is right. That is a really nice tie.

  162. Arigatoo gozaimashita, Carpesan.

    Domo non sama

  163. The BigBlueCat

    C’mon Snowcone … call time on this ….

  164. None

    This is why Carpe watches, History, so we don’t have to.

  165. Atheists need god to define themselves, Carpe.

    A conundrum i think

  166. Some History

    Wurundjeri astrophysicist: “How cool is the universe”

    Cox interprets as a direct question.

  167. Seco

    Carpe Jugulum
    #3045146, posted on June 17, 2019 at 9:41 pm
    Indiginous Scientist – Abos have been here for 65, 000 years.

    It went up 5K from last week

    Are theses people working in Dog Years?

    And when I was in high school it was 40,000 years. What did they find that added 20,000 years?

  168. Rex Mango

    Let’s get one of those Space Shuttle’s out of retirement and put these five cretins (& Snowcone as observer) and light that candle for one last scientific hurrah.

  169. Interruptions came in at 0, i’m sorry, it was a circle jerk

    Ita Buttrose should hang her head in shame, a fucking disgrace.

  170. The gene pool in the Climate Scientists and Astrophysics department seems quite shallow !

  171. What did they find that added 20,000 years?

    Box of cornflakes in 1983

  172. The BigBlueCat

    Carpe Jugulum
    #3045343, posted on June 17, 2019 at 10:43 pm
    Interruptions came in at 0, i’m sorry, it was a circle jerk

    Ita Buttrose should hang her head in shame, a fucking disgrace.

    Echo chamber … no dissenting views were heard tonight. Is that balance??

  173. I’m Done troops, that was a disappointing podcast

    Oyasumi Nasai

  174. None

    Woot! Disgusting.

    Oyasumi nasai, Carpesan.

  175. egg_

    Send Cox and Co. to Mars on the B-Ark.

  176. Mark M

    If only the first people’s climate scientists had a carbon (sic) tax …

    Indigenous weather knowledge

    Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people have developed an intricate understanding of the environment over many thousands years.

    Learn more about the Indigenous Weather Knowledge (IWK) website and the Bureau of Meteorology’s commitment to strengthening respectful and collaborative relationships with Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people.

    http://www.bom.gov.au/iwk/

  177. Bruce of Newcastle

    Ve must belieb the Scientists!

    ‘Alan Jones is wrong’: climate scientist tells a politician-free Q&A

    Here, Earth is the stabbing victim and Australia is the criminal claiming it’s all the problem of others behaving worse than itself by choice of weapon. “That’s the kind of argument we’re making,” Johnston said.

    She suggested she had heard such arguments in federal parliament – and she was right. Others had heard them from Alan Jones, on this very program.

    But as geologist and astrobiologist Martin van Kranendonk said: “If your car wasn’t doing well, would you take it to a butcher? No. You’d take it to an auto-mechanic. So for the source of data on scientific matters, I personally wouldn’t go to Alan Jones.”

    How weird that I am a scientist and say that Alan Jones is absolutely right? And that the global warming alarmism is a scam? You should believe me, I’m a Scientist.

    It’s funny that Scientists like Dr Karoly won’t debate sceptical scientists, and even funnier that when they do they lose. Abjectly.

    But you won’t hear this on the ABC or in the SMH.

  178. duncanm

    didn’t watch it – don’t want to see such a farce.

    as BoN points out – where were there sceptical scientists on this panel?

    Circle jerk, indeed.

  179. With apologies to Hartigan:
    There’ll be bushfires for sure me man,
    Of dat dere be no doubt,
    We’ll all be ruined, said Hanrahan,
    Before da year is out!

  180. Tel

    So for the source of data on scientific matters, I personally wouldn’t go to Alan Jones.

    Argument by credentialism. It’s been a lot of years since the Climate Caper had anything to do with scientific matters.

    If my mechanic started telling me that I’m morally unfit to drive a car because this model of car sneaks off during the night to murder baby polar bears … I’d probably go ask the butcher for a second opinion on that.

  181. duncanm

    Most mechanics say all sorts of stupid shit – with the hope that the customer knows no better and will just pay up.

    Climate scaries are no better.

  182. Ellie

    Post-mortem.
    Note to self – don’t consume vodka and spell misogynistic like mysoginystic. Think I was channeling gin!

  183. classical_hero

    A typical Anyone But Conservative broadcast where everyone agreed with everyone.

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