Q&A Forum: July 1, 2019

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183 Responses to Q&A Forum: July 1, 2019

  1. Ellie

    Oooh. Where is everyone?
    I’m tipsy. Dinner guest just left.

    13 please Carp.

  2. Westie Woman

    Poor Carpe is feeling crook…

    Whoever is sacrificing their sanity tonight – I’ll have 26

    Thanks

  3. None

    Carpe has man flu. Will anyone volunteer to do interruption lotto tonight? I can’t.

  4. Ellie

    Man flu is not an excuse, Carpe! Get your areseless chaps in here!

  5. Ellie

    Why can’t you count, None?

  6. None

    There’s no TV here and I’m in the wrong zone, Elle.

  7. None

    So 36 for me, Elle. Thanks.

  8. Ellie

    mh, 69? Such a random number.

  9. Muddy

    Twenty please Ellie. I’m numerically incontinent, so I can don’t do it. Many thanks.

  10. Muddy

    I also predict there’ll be a flasher in the audience, but they won’t flash.

  11. Ellie

    a reader – 17
    Ellie – 13
    Westie Woman – 26
    Custard (love your MAGA tshirt) – 54
    mh – 69

  12. Ellie

    a reader – 17
    Ellie – 13
    Westie Woman – 26
    Custard (love your MAGA tshirt) – 54
    mh – 69
    Muddy – 20

  13. areff

    I’m sure Ellie appreciates being appointed the hall monitor. A simple subordinate zero before an erect ascender. In other words, six, if you please

    Six is also the number of letters in ‘vodkas”, of which some have been consumed

  14. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 28 please, Ellie?

  15. Muddy

    Hashtrology – a scientific system of Twatter tags to live your life by.

  16. Dave in Marybrook

    OOOOh can I do this one?
    James Paterson- on Q and A too much to inspire
    Clare O’Neil- the hot one on House of Reps TV
    Jamila Rivsi- writerbroadcasterspeakertweeterbludger
    (Katrina) Grace Kelly- the one to watch
    Greg Day- needs a fucking shave. Pinko for sure.

  17. Ellie

    a reader – 17
    Ellie – 13
    Westie Woman – 26
    Custard (love your MAGA tshirt) – 54
    mh – 69
    Muddy – 20
    areff – sux … sorry, six (kiwi accent)
    Vix in Prossy – 28

  18. None

    Thanks Socrates but I don’t have Twitter scope or whatever and don’t want to watch anyway.

  19. Ellie

    Dave, please help. Am under pressure.

  20. Thanks Socrates but I don’t have Twitter scope or whatever and don’t want to watch anyway.

    All you need is an internet connection & an open browser (periscope is just a fancy name to make twitter feel important)
    I gave a link to a last year’s episode – but it is easy to go to tonight’s.

  21. Greg Day- needs a fucking shave. Pinko for sure.

    You don’t get to be the “People’s Panellist” without being a former Greens candidate or Antifa activist.

  22. The BigBlueCat

    Hi Ellie … 23 please

  23. Ellie

    a reader – 17
    Ellie – 13
    Westie Woman – 26
    Custard (love your MAGA tshirt) – 54
    mh – 69
    Muddy – 20
    areff – sux … sorry, six (kiwi accent)
    Vix in Prossy – 28
    None – 36

  24. Ellie

    a reader – 17
    Ellie – 13
    Westie Woman – 26
    Custard (love your MAGA tshirt) – 54
    mh – 69
    Muddy – 20
    areff – sux … sorry, six (kiwi accent)
    Vix in Prossy – 28
    None – 36
    TheBigBlueCat – 23

  25. None

    Socrates: clearly you missed the bit: “don’t want to watch anyway.”

  26. Some History

    No.5 is speaking.

  27. The BigBlueCat

    Ah … Nikki Savva … a writer of fiction isn’t she?

  28. None

    You are doing well, Elle. Good on you.

  29. Some History

    No.4 now speaking.

  30. Ellie

    It appears I can’t count and comment. Just to say I was impressed as James Paterson as our IPA Director.

  31. Some History

    No.2 up.

    [None of them have said anything of note]

  32. mh

    Ok, I’ll have 69 in interruption lotto, too.

  33. Some History

    No.1

    Your eyes are getting heavy. You feel sleepy.

  34. Ellie

    Can someone please top up my drink! We can’t watch this show sober. Vodka shots lined up on the bar now.

  35. Spider

    No it suggests Nikki Sava hasn’t moved on.

  36. Ellie

    mh, you’re obsessed!

  37. Some History

    ZZZzzzzz

    ZZZzzzzz

  38. Dave in Marybrook

    Can’t help sorry Elle- just popping in, no interrlotto bid, will read thru later to see if it’s been entertaining enough to watch in WA.
    Paterson is good value… but beware the ABC appearance frequency. A “gotcha” trap awaits, surely sometime.

  39. Spider

    Oh no Climate Change!!!!

  40. Some History

    No.3, Mace Kerry, is up.

  41. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    28, please Ellie.

  42. Some History

    Are they just rehearsing Q&A at the moment?

  43. Ellie

    a reader – 17
    Ellie – 13
    Westie Woman – 26
    Custard (love your MAGA tshirt) – 54
    mh – 69
    Muddy – 20
    areff – sux … sorry, six (kiwi accent)
    Vic in Prossy – 28
    None – 36

  44. Jamilla Revsy has a law degree & a commerce degree.
    For a guide to how good she is at those professions: She writes articles for New Idea & Daily Life, etc.

  45. Willi Steve

    Noddy, blonde bint so pleased to hear about global warmening. Anyone could tell she’s a sincere person.
    Labour poli, with a child starting prep. Government or private school?

  46. Spider

    Amazing the same Labor Party who couldn’t put a dollar value on their climate change policies way way into the future care about the state of the economy in 2025.

  47. Muddy

    OK, I dusted off my box. I feel vibrated already.

  48. Cpt Seahawks

    Hair O’Neill has to politicise everything. Dishonestly.

  49. Muddy

    How much do you need to win an election by to claim a ‘mandate?’

  50. Have I accidentally logged in to a re-run of “Return of the Zombies”?
    This episode is one helluva snoozefest.

  51. Ellie

    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha, 28 is already taken, darling

  52. Muddy

    This soft-hands no-labour woman has something stuck between her bottom lip and her bottom teeth. It’s quite distracting.

  53. The BigBlueCat

    People’s Panelist making a clown of himself “I don’t think the liberals won the election” ….

  54. Muddy

    Greg someone says the Morro Party had only one policy at the last election. I must have missed that one.

  55. Muddy

    Oh, chick with the glasses and the raincoat is interesting.

  56. Spider

    Imagine if the Labor Party got in and the Liberals said look we are only going to pass your climate change policy for the current term only because you haven’t got a mandate.

  57. Some History

    20 mins and nothing of note has been said.

  58. Muddy

    So that’s Grace Kelly. A-huh.
    Weird raincoat though.

  59. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha, 28 is already taken, darling

    31, then, if you please, Ellie.

  60. Megan

    I’m late as usual, 29 please Carpe!

  61. Ellie

    Clare has a spectacular pearl necklace on

  62. Muddy

    Liberal dude has the whole pursed lips thing happening.

  63. Megan

    Sorry, Ellie. Just realised you are Carpe in absential.

  64. So that’s Grace Kelly. A-huh.
    Weird raincoat though.

    Katrina Kelly is her actual name.
    She uses “Grace” coz until a few months ago, she’d been known as “Grace Collier” all her life.
    I keep forgetting this.
    The power of a name change.

  65. Muddy

    Audience was given five tabs of valium before they sat down. Zombie-land.

  66. areff

    this is worse than a skoda ad. all these smutty sorts selecting 69 in order to make the maidenly Ellie blush.

    Shame

  67. Ellie

    a reader – 17
    Ellie – 13
    Westie Woman – 26
    Custard (love your MAGA tshirt) – 54
    mh – 69
    Muddy – 20
    areff – sux … sorry, six (kiwi accent)
    Vic in Prossy – 28
    None – 36
    Zulo Kilo Two Alpa – 31
    Megan – 29

  68. Muddy

    Megan
    #3067976, posted on July 1, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    Sorry, Ellie. Just realised you are Carpe in absential.

    I think you meant ‘abseiling’ Megan.
    Sorry to be pedantic.

  69. This Jamila Rivzi = is about one third as smart as she thinks she is.
    FMD.

  70. Some History

    Did TJ say “trash”?

  71. Muddy

    Question from the audience about union leaders being responsible people.

  72. mh

    I’m not watching so I’m having to imagine the spectacular pearl necklace.

  73. The John Setka question – can’t wait to hear what the People’s Panellist has to say on this one.

  74. Muddy

    “Unions are community organisations.”
    Oh dear.

  75. Muddy

    The pearls are fine, but the rustling raincoat is too distracting.
    I knew there was going to be a flasher tonight.

  76. Muddy

    Who the fudge is this Jamila?
    Is she a twag?

  77. Ellie

    I’m not watching so I’m having to imagine the spectacular pearl necklace.

    You chose 69. Your imagination is already sparking. 😁

  78. Muddy

    Very disappointed again that there isn’t a comedian on tonight. She/he/it would give us the down low.

  79. Who the fudge is this Jamila?
    Is she a twag?

    She’s the 2-i-c of Mammamia.com
    Need to know any more?

  80. Muddy

    Jones cuts in to stop Lib dude from reeling off union offenses.

  81. Some History

    “Fit & Proper Person” test.

  82. Muddy

    Labor woman has a terrible voice.
    Here we go … ‘epidemic of violence against women… send very clear signals … build a society where men and women are more equal…”

  83. Some History

    “Fit & Proper Person” test.

    Once you’re over 45 criminal offences, that’s it. You’re out.

  84. “Fit & Proper Person” test.

    I’m sorta keen to see what the parameters are – and who sets these parameters.

  85. Muddy

    Labor concerned about government getting more power (but only over unions).
    Clear.

  86. Ellie

    Dear lord! This is excruciating!
    Leftist saliva everywhere.

  87. The BigBlueCat

    Ellie
    #3068004, posted on July 1, 2019 at 10:10 pm
    Dear lord! This is excruciating!
    Leftist saliva everywhere.pearlockquote>

    … and a perl necklace ….

  88. Sinclair Davidson

    I like a nice pearl necklace. Always very classy.

  89. Ellie

    Are we really this dumb?

  90. Muddy

    I’m liking this Grace. (Except for the raincoat).

  91. Ellie

    Hello Doomlord, Master, Sir.

  92. Dear lord! This is excruciating!
    Leftist saliva everywhere.

    Yer not wrong!
    They started out by slinging off at Barnaby Joyce – but without someone like him this show is a snorefest.

  93. Sinclair Davidson

    You’re doing very well Ellie.

    Carpe may have to hand his chaps over to you.

  94. areff

    She’s the 2-i-c of Mammamia.com

    $45,000 a year ans seventy hours weeks dealing with the moron boss.

  95. Sinclair Davidson

    Grace is very good. Her column in the Weekend Australian is must reading.

  96. Some History

    there’s a need for a multi-prong

  97. Muddy

    Oh, a good question from young dude in the audience about toxic masculinity. Dude says that roope is not a symbol of masculinity but of malevolence.
    Jamila responds without responding. Blah blah blah …

  98. The BigBlueCat

    “… rape is not the product of masculinity but of malevolence”

    Great question!

  99. Soy boy is insulted to not be considered empathetic enough for wimminses.
    Until this very second I’d always thought sex-change operations were stupid.
    In his case I think it is a very good idea.

  100. Ellie

    You’re doing very well Ellie.

    Carpe may have to hand his chaps over to you.

    Thank you, Sir.
    I think his chaps are for a male bottom.
    I have female chaps to offer up.

  101. He’s a “music teacher”
    Let me guess; He doesn’t teach the Bagpipes.

  102. Muddy

    Dude again makes a great comment, but Jamila again refuses to directly answer why it is necessary to alienate men.

  103. Muddy

    This Jamila needs to be in politics.

  104. This “I’m hurt to be not considered empathetic” is wearing a necklace.
    Right.

  105. Mr Anderson

    Where are all the posts and comments about the Antifa thugs of Portland beating up gay, Vietnamese-American journalist Andy Ngo? The political sections of social media are wall to wall with it, and rightly so.

  106. Huh? What?
    James Paterson has a wife & child?
    Knock me down with a feather…. Until this very second I’d thought he batted on Bob Brown’s cricket team.
    Seriously.

    Here’s a tip James: Act just a touch more masculine.

  107. areff

    every bit of trouble i have involved been with has involedv alachohol
    a great noral failing

  108. Muddy

    This audience dude won’t be invited again.

  109. areff

    noral failings.the best sort

  110. Some History

    advance norality!

  111. This audience dude won’t be invited again.

    Yeah, I’ve gotta eat my words, he’s done a great job on Jamila Rivzi – & I don’t think she realises it.

    Perhaps he does play the bagpipes.

  112. Ellie

    areff, are you speaking English?

  113. Sinclair Davidson

    James has a lovely wife. Politically sound too.

  114. Muddy

    Labor Clare disagrees with bloke in audience…
    ‘Making a society when men and women are more equal is the best thing we can do to fix this problem … more flexibility about what it means to be a man…” Clare talks about male suicide by talking about what a rough lot women have. Ooookay….
    Men must be who they are …. but not men. Not male men. Male men are baaaad mmmkay.

  115. Ellie

    Here we go – the Israel Folau topic.

  116. Muddy

    Grace is wearing a chunky bling knuckleduster.

  117. Muddy

    “One of the real scandals of the case is the cost of the legal fees.”

  118. Some History

    No.3: He was not sacked because of his religion. WHAT!!??

  119. Some History

    No.3. It’s not about religion.

  120. Ellie

    Oy! Talk about minimizing Folau’s case.

  121. Oy! Talk about minimizing Folau’s case.

    Oh yeah.
    Easy to see which side these autistic dingos are on.

  122. Ellie

    Teacher talking. Is that you Arky?

  123. Muddy

    Audience: Positions of teachers in religious schools … “Should teachers be allowed to express themselves even if their beliefs are contradictory to there employers?”

  124. Muddy

    Jamila grew up in Canberra.
    Huh.

  125. Ellie

    Who is the gal that grew up in Canberra? Is she Indigenous?

  126. Some History

    No.5 has the Rainbow Tick

  127. Muddy

    James: Australians are going to expect that the Parliament deals with this Falou case afterwards.

  128. areff

    as Ellie said on another thead: Its about if you can quote thw Bible in 21st cwntury auaustralia

    and yes somewha pissed

    is thta Grace Cok]llyer ?

  129. Ellie

    Ooh. Anti- semitism gets a mention, but Tony Jones cut it down.

  130. Muddy

    Soft-hands apologies to all non-straight people for feeling hurt. (Reparations to come?).

  131. Some History

    Change of pace… Logies.

  132. Muddy

    Audience: Diminishing the public broadcaster. Protecting the ABC from financial considerations.

  133. Ellie

    areff, beddy-byes time sweetie.

  134. “Save the ABC” question.
    I’m gonna need a bucket.

  135. Beertruk

    Journalism fully funded by whom?

  136. Ellie

    Ita Buttrose is mentioned.

  137. Muddy

    Jones: “The funding cuts have had a profound impact on the ABC’s morale” …. job lossess … terrible … GoFundMe for the ABC…penniless… none of us can afford to run out jacuzzis…

  138. Beertruk

    Snowcone worried about joblosses at TheirALPC?…LOL…

  139. Muddy

    Jamila – ‘scientific reporting on climate change…”
    Hahahahahahaha OH STOP IT!

  140. Ellie

    A book worth purchasing re OUR ABC
    Buy it!

  141. Some History

    No.2. We need a free press.

    How do you get one of those?

  142. Some History

    No.1 ABC needs more funding. Say WHAT!?!?

  143. Muddy

    Dude on panel basically says that the ABC is the only media org capable of doing the hard stories.
    Labor soft-hands woman says ABC needs squillions more taxpayer money…

  144. Muddy

    Clare: “ABC by FAR the most trusted news organisation in the country.”
    Audience applauds for the first time tonight. Valium has worn off.

  145. Some History

    No.1 The ABC is – by law – unbiased. Say WHAT?!?!

  146. Muddy

    THat’s IT!
    Grace ‘loves’ the ABC.
    You’re out of my fantasies now, Grace. Lost your chance mumma.

  147. Some History

    No.3 is all warm & fuzzy about the ABC.

  148. I was correct – y’need a bucket to get through this ABC circle wank they’re engaging in.

  149. Muddy

    No-one has mentioned where this money is coming from.
    The money tree?
    Far canal.

    James Lib not in favour of merging SBS and ABC.

  150. Some History

    The torture is over!

  151. The BigBlueCat

    Socrates at the Pub
    #3068086, posted on July 1, 2019 at 10:39 pm
    I was correct – y’need a bucket to get through this ABC circle wank they’re engaging in.

    What’s the bucket for?

  152. Muddy

    And that’s the end, folks.
    I feel filthy, and it’s not just because I’m out of hospital grade disinfectant.

  153. Some History

    Benny Wrong on next week.

  154. Muddy

    People who watch and comment on this (unmedicated) on a regular basis deserve a medal.

  155. Ellie

    Ok folks. Interruptions came in at 25.
    Some were so close, butt yet so far.
    Arseless chaps still hanging in Carpe’s wardrobe.
    Get well, Carpe.

  156. The BigBlueCat

    Socrates at the Pub
    #3068092, posted on July 1, 2019 at 10:41 pm
    What’s the bucket for?

    To vomit into.

    Oh … I thought it might be for something else ….

  157. Beertruk

    What’s the bucket for?

    Chunder bucket.

  158. Muddy

    Thanks Ellie. Luv yer counting.

  159. Megan

    Sorry Muddy, it was in absentia. The L key and Return key on the iPad together with dancing fingers created a whole new word. I am the spelling and grammar Ninja. I bow down to your pedantry.

  160. Ellie

    What a night!

    Egg, what’s a 68? 😎
    You arrived late. Missed it by … that much!

  161. egg_

    Gimme a 69 and I’ll owe you one – an old yolk.
    Missed a half civil one, by the looks.

  162. egg_

    my head aches

    You must be doing something wrong?

  163. Ellie

    my head aches

    You must be doing something wrong?

    The best remedy for a headache is to massage the neck and temples.

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