Q&A Forum: July 8, 2019

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  1. Mark A

    if he doesn’t turn up 32 please

  2. Ellie

    Joining Tony Jones: Senate President Scott Ryan, Opposition Senate Leader Penny Wong, Human Rights Lawyer Diana Sayed, Tom Switzer from the Centre for Independent Studies, and Hugh White, Professor of Strategic Studies at ANU.

  3. Ellie

    mh isn’t watching, but he informed, via the open forum, he wants 69

  4. Konbanwa

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Mark A 32
    Ellie 13
    MH 69

  5. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    24, please Carpe.

  6. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 27 please, Carpe?

  7. The Panel

    Scott Ryan – Lib flunky

    Penny Wong – that wong chap

    Diana Sayed – HARPY HARPY

    Tom Switzer – Ritual Sacrifice

    Hugh White – ANU flunky

  8. Cpt Seahawks

    34 please Carpe.

    Hope you are feeling better.

  9. Pete of Perth

    11 please Carpe. The number of seconds I went overtime on my 12 minute presentation given at a conference Today.

  10. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Mark A 32
    Ellie 13
    MH 69
    ZK2A 24
    Vic in Prossy 27

  11. Westie Woman

    Hi Carpe

    26 for me please

    And I haven’t messaged you yet….. I’m in Osaka from the 25th July until 3rd August

    Love to meet you somewhere

  12. Megan

    Welcome back to Loony Tunes Plus aka Q & A, Carpe san. Kudos to Ellie who stepped up and ran things seamlessly last week. I will stick to my regular 29 in the lotto. Those chaps won’t win themselves.

  13. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Mark A 32
    Ellie 13
    MH 69
    ZK2A 24
    Vic in Prossy 27
    Cpt Seahawks 34
    Pete of Perth 11

  14. mh

    Thanks for remembering my request for a 69, Elle.

  15. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Mark A 32
    Ellie 13
    MH 69
    ZK2A 24
    Vic in Prossy 27
    Cpt Seahawks 34
    Pete of Perth 11
    Westie Woman 26
    Megan 29

  16. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Mark A 32
    Ellie 13
    MH 69
    ZK2A 24
    Vic in Prossy 27
    Cpt Seahawks 34
    Pete of Perth 11
    Westie Woman 26
    Megan 29
    Vagabond 31

  17. Dave in Marybrook

    Switzer isn’t a sacrifice, Carpe- he’s an ABC insider,
    sitting in as a stooge.

  18. Ellie

    mh, you are most welcome, honey bun.

  19. Dave in Marybrook

    Wong Chap does a fair bit of mumbling and laff-a-minute interjections-
    38 please C-Jugs

  20. Beertruk

    Can I have 20 please Carpe?

  21. Switzer isn’t a sacrifice, Carpe- he’s an ABC insider,
    sitting in as a stooge.

    Got it

  22. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Mark A 32
    Ellie 13
    MH 69
    ZK2A 24
    Vic in Prossy 27
    Cpt Seahawks 34
    Pete of Perth 11
    Westie Woman 26
    Megan 29
    Vagabond 31
    Dave in Marybrook 38
    Beertruk 20

  23. areff

    Might i have 36, one cold back turned to a foetal ball.

  24. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Mark A 32
    Ellie 13
    MH 69
    ZK2A 24
    Vic in Prossy 27
    Cpt Seahawks 34
    Pete of Perth 11
    Westie Woman 26
    Megan 29
    Vagabond 31
    Dave in Marybrook 38
    Beertruk 20
    Areff 36

  25. Ok Troops, Take your antidepressants, crack open a frothy and;

    llllleeetttsssss get rrreeeaaadddyyyy to rrrruuuummmbbbllleeeee

  26. Ellie

    Oh my god! The anticipation is vomit inducing.

  27. Bugger it – nuke em till they glow and shoot them in the dark

  28. Beertruk

    Shite…I think 20 might be too low.

  29. Johnonymous

    Carpe, I’m in for 40, thanks.

  30. A panel of dim bulbs attempting to discuss geopolitics – welcome the Oz dumbocracy

  31. Ok, ditz doesn’t like nukes and uses a verbal word sludge to describe it.

    Why do leftard women need to speak a 78 speed.

  32. Robber Baron

    The only chick on the panel has good cans.

  33. Ben

    Did Penny Wong just say that US and China are our equivalent allies?

  34. Cpt Seahawks

    Cruella De Ville is a nuclear expert, and Dalmatian fan.

  35. The only chick on the panel has good cans.

    She brought soup?

    Oh wait.

  36. Talking about John Gorton – a lot of blank looks on the panel and in the room.

  37. Beertruk

    Why do leftard women need to speak a 78 speed.

    It is their need to lecture to and/or at so no one else gets a word in.

  38. Ironbark

    I’ll take .44

    Make my day

  39. Leo G

    Did Diana Sayed really imply that the basis for Australia’s defence against a nuclear threat from another power is the historical lesson that a country without nuclear weapons has never been subjected to an attack using nuclear weapons?

  40. areff

    “like”

    fMD, that chick is a cliche

  41. Oh FFS the wong chap goes touchy feely, get me a bucket

  42. Did Diana Sayed really imply that the basis for Australia’s defence against a nuclear threat from another power is the historical lesson that a country without nuclear weapons has never been subjected to an attack using nuclear weapons?

    Like Japan

  43. Cpt Seahawks

    Britain nuked Australia heaps of times.

  44. it took 20 minutes for TrumpSatan666 to get a mention

  45. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Talking about John Gorton – a lot of blank looks on the panel and in the room.

    Gorton had been a fighter pilot in Wobbly Wobbly Two.

    Story goes that he had lunched very well indeed, and was being strapped into his seat on a V.I.P. aircraft, when he threw up, from ar$ehole to appetite.

    Recovering quickly, he said to the cabin stewardess “I’ll bet you are surprised to see that an old Air Force hand like me, still gets airsick.”

    “Quite surprised indeed, Prime Minister. The aircraft hasen’t taken off, yet – we are still on the ground.”

  46. These are the kind of people who you would fake a heart attack to make them leave your house.

  47. Robber Baron

    General Secretary Wong dressing more like Mao every day.

  48. I’ll just have a quick doze while someone cleans up the verbal diarrhoea

  49. General Secretary Wong dressing more like Mao every day.

    The East is red – Comrade.

  50. Muddy

    New to the thread – don’t worry if Carpe san doesn’t add you to the list straight away. As long as your request is published, you’ll be fine.

  51. Cpt Seahawks

    These are the kind of people who you would fake a heart attack to make them leave your house.

    These dinner guests would decide you would think it was best if they cracked your best Cognac, then proceed to discuss whether ambulances are white privilege for an hour or so.

  52. Beertruk

    Academics. Spare me.

  53. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Mark A 32
    Ellie 13
    MH 69
    ZK2A 24
    Vic in Prossy 27
    Cpt Seahawks 34
    Pete of Perth 11
    Westie Woman 26
    Megan 29
    Vagabond 31
    Dave in Marybrook 38
    Beertruk 20
    Areff 36
    Johnonymous 40
    Ironbark 44

  54. If i miss anyone just give me a prompt

  55. Beertruk

    Its one thing to talk about nuclear weapons, but you still have to have the means to deliver them.

  56. Muddy

    I only have enough patience to watch TV three times a year, and the last Origin is on tomorrow. I think.
    Bollocks. I watched Queer & Atrophied last week, didn’t I?
    Can’t stomach listening to Andrew Johns again tomorrow night anyway.

  57. Next – onto Iran “are we heading for war”

    Short answer – no

  58. custard

    Carpe,

    54 if I may please.

    Hi Ellie

  59. Muddy

    It’s Thursday today, right?

  60. Leo G

    WTF is a “uranium grade weapon”?

  61. Robber Baron

    When wankers use the word “strategic” as often as the panel members you know they are trying to look like they are of superior intellect.

  62. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Mark A 32
    Ellie 13
    MH 69
    ZK2A 24
    Vic in Prossy 27
    Cpt Seahawks 34
    Pete of Perth 11
    Westie Woman 26
    Megan 29
    Vagabond 31
    Dave in Marybrook 38
    Beertruk 20
    Areff 36
    Johnonymous 40
    Ironbark 44
    Custard 54

  63. Ellie

    Hi Ellie

    Hi Custard.

    MAGA!
    Muah!

  64. Muddy

    Stractics and tatergy huh?

  65. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Talking about John Gorton – a lot of blank looks on the panel and in the room.

    For all the bullshit talked about “Gough got us out of Viet Nam”, Gorton actually began the withdrawal, when it was decided that one of the three infantry battalions of the Task Force (8RAR) wouldn’t be replaced at the end of their tour, in 1969.

  66. Robber Baron

    The chick on the panel looks very Grik. Are Griks really just European Arabs?

  67. Muddy

    Leo G
    #3100412, posted on July 8, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    WTF is a “uranium grade weapon”?

    Didn’t our indigenous superiors discover uranium?

  68. WTF is a “uranium grade weapon”?

    It’s like weapons grade stupid, but radioactive.

  69. Leo G

    Penny claims to believe a military conflict is never in anyone’s interest.

  70. Muddy

    Zulu,
    Was Gorton the chick who won the America’s Cup for us?

  71. Beertruk

    WTF is a “uranium grade weapon”?

    You glow in the dark when it goes off.

  72. Zulu,
    Was Gorton the chick who won the America’s Cup for us?

    No, he fought bravely at the Alamo with the IX Roman Legion

  73. Ellie

    No one is making any sense.

  74. You glow in the dark when it goes off.

    Then we shoot you

  75. Mark A

    Robber Baron
    #3100419, posted on July 8, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    The chick on the panel looks very Grik. Are Griks really just European Arabs?

    You don’t find many ethnic greeks, the ancient variety today. There are some, easy to notice the difference.

    What you see now is a turkish, arab, greek mix.

  76. No one is making any sense.

    Us or them?

  77. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Didn’t our indigenous superiors discover uranium?

    Before or after they discovered space travel?

  78. Robber Baron

    The Switzer dude thinks viewers considers him an “expert.” Lol. He certainly knows where the cameras are.

  79. Cruella – if you tied her hands together would she be able to speak

  80. None

    You don’t find many ethnic greeks, the ancient variety today. There are some, easy to notice the difference.

    What you see now is a turkish, arab, greek mix.

    spoken like a true racist

  81. Beertruk

    What is Cruella talking about? She is not making any sense at all.

  82. spoken like a true racist

    Give it a rest please

  83. Muddy

    Gentlepeoples, we are busy here making no sense. Please keep your (insert issue) on the feral thread.

  84. Robber Baron

    Dreamtime IS space travel. Abboriginals travelled the ancient galaxies first. There are some rock paintings to prove it.

  85. Next up a question on Bitchop and Prissy Cryme

  86. Beertruk

    FFs…Ask any of the families that have lost sons and daughters in the military. To say that ‘you don’t know what it’s like because you have not experienced it’ is fvckn bullshite. NFI.

  87. None

    Great to see you’re well, Carpe.

  88. Muddy

    Are those the rock paintings with the microwave and sodastream machine, Robber?

  89. Geriatric Mayfly

    Not watching, but presume to Wong outfit is one of the dead uncles’ coats. Two generous forebears; one demobbed in 1945, the other struck by lightning while cottaging at a Hume Highway rest stop.

  90. Great to see you’re well, Carpe.

    Thank you, that is very kind

  91. Muddy

    Sooo, I’m really missing out tonight, huh?

  92. Beertruk

    Tony, what would you know about the ‘pub test?’ You have never been outside Ultimo and visited the average punter in a country pub.

  93. Muslim youth doesn’t like Izzy’s ‘extremist’ preaching

    Sod of, he quoted Corinthians

  94. Beertruk

    Cruella identifies as a muslim.

  95. Ellie

    Israel Folau and Islam. Ok. Let’s see how this pans out

  96. Robber Baron

    Muslums whinging yet again. Broken records!!!

  97. Ellie

    I*rael Folau and I*lam. Ok. Let’s see how this pans out

  98. Ellie

    I*rael F*lau and I*lam. Ok. Let’s see how this pans out

  99. None

    You don’t find many ethnic greeks, the ancient variety today. There are some, easy to notice the difference.

    They used to say that about the J—s too. When this queer and antsy is over, do remind the moron Mark A to entertain you with his regalia about how to spot the “ancient variety Greeks.” FMD.

  100. Beertruk

    QWERTY people are the only ones that seem to be ‘butthurt’ out of this whole thang.

  101. Leo G

    Should it really be unlawful to “make a distinction”?

  102. Ellie

    I’m in moderation 😔

  103. comments in moderation for typing m**sl*m, throw me a bone people.

  104. Ellie

    I didn’t even type the ‘M’ word

  105. Robber Baron

    Switzer auditioning for a Liberal seat.

  106. Muddy

    Beertruk
    #3100462, posted on July 8, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    QWERTY people are the only ones that seem to be ‘butthurt’ out of this whole thang.

    Wasn’t there a gay nightclub called Butthurt in Fortitude Valley at some point?
    Asking for a friend.

  107. custard

    The false narrative always prevails on #theirABC

  108. Cruella seems a little detached from reality

  109. No anti-Adani protest tonight, disappointing.

  110. Robber Baron

    More Muslum whinging. Shut the F up.

  111. Cpt Seahawks

    Can’t use any word containing the letters I S L A M

  112. Muddy

    Sorry, my bad.
    It was called Smooth Tunnel.

    Ah, good times, good times.

  113. Cpt Seahawks

    Cruella has a strong bubble as a Muslim women who recently went to NZ.

  114. Cpt Seahawks

    Cruella went to NZ recently, so brave.

  115. Cpt Seahawks

    Wong should grow a beard to hide his chooks arse face.

  116. Robber Baron

    Scott Ryan is very unimpressive. Failing up to Senate President on $400k p.a. is some serious good failing up.

  117. Beertruk

    Muddy
    #3100472, posted on July 8, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    I have no idea, Muddy…I used to drink at the Crown Hotel in Lutwyche, the Everton Park Hotel and the Stafford Tavern. Used to go to the Vic Hotel in town sometimes.

  118. Cruella – you showed that mozzie lives don’t matter – so what’s your point.

  119. Cpt Seahawks

    How come she can say M U S L M I and we can’t?

  120. Beertruk

    Thank fvck that is over.

  121. Ok Troops – Interruptions came in at 41, Jackpot time troops.

  122. Robber Baron

    Mr Wong talking over the top of the Grik chick. The misogyny!

  123. That was suitably depressing, I’m done

    Oyasumi Nasai All

  124. Leo G

    I want back my lost 66 minutes.

  125. Muddy

    We must have moved in different circles, Beertruk.
    (If I did emojis, I’d insert a winky thing here).

  126. Pete of Perth

    Thought I was onto a winner there

  127. Beertruk

    Brookside was pretty good. Lived in Stafford Heights. Go shopping at Brookside shopping centre with the Missus on Thursday nights, she would go to the shops and I would be at the Brookside Hotel across from the car park. Worked a treat.

  128. Muddy

    Lived in Stafford for a bit too – wacko housemate. Windsor, Herston, etc. Wacko housemates all. (Unless it was me? Nah).
    The rest of my comments were a desperate plea for attention by attempting double entendres.

  129. Mark A

    None
    #3100435, posted on July 8, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    You don’t find many ethnic greeks, the ancient variety today. There are some, easy to notice the difference.

    What you see now is a turkish, arab, greek mix.

    spoken like a true racist

    Please elaborate.
    How is it racist to make an observation about the mixing of people over time?

    Also I saw your later post and I resent your tone of voice and content.

    I join Dr BG in asking you to never again address me or reply to any of my posts.
    Thank you.

  130. Phooey! My internet was out for the entire span of the episode.

  131. Win

    Mark A 3100429 10.12 pm . I have no links to Greece so when a visitor who was unknown to me presented a classic Greek profile that I had only seen on ancient statues in museums I just had to ask if she had Greek heritage which surprised her somewhat as I don’t think she had ever thought of herself as an Ancient Greek statue.

  132. Tom

    spoken like a true racist

    Just in case anyone hadn’t figured out None is an hysterical lefty frightbat.

    C-Jugs — love it, Dave from Marybrook!

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