Open Forum: August 3, 2019

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  1. Frank Walker from National Tiles

    1735099
    #3124059, posted on August 5, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    See the NSW Crimes Act. The short answer is yes if you are protecting your own life or the life of others.

    Unfortunately, that is a very rare occurrence.

    I would say FORTUNATELY, but you’re not sane, are you, fucker?

  2. C.L.

    It’s true to say that nothing excites contemporary leftists and Democrats as much as a shooting.

    This one even got Monty off his Wussia/Mueller fainting couch of melancholia.

  3. cohenite

    The troll is beginning to sound like a right wing feral.

  4. Mater

    I wouldn’t have the chutzpah to ask every person who wanted to own a gun his/her reasons for that.

    The authorities do possess such chutzpah.

    Just as nobody asks you why you need a motor vehicle.

    We’re getting there. So you agree that guns should only be as restricted as cars? I look forward to your support in changing the NFA.

    So long as the thing is safe and legal, it’s nobody’s business.

    I see you are withdrawing from the above sentences. Buying them for self defence is NOT legal. To do so is illegal and you won’t get past first base.

    Here’s a question for you.

    This’ll be good!

    Is it OK for any citizen to appoint himself/herself as judge, jury and executioner?

    Under the appropriate circumstances, yes. Generally though, you only have a split second to deliberate. Those that do so know that they’ll have to justify their actions.

  5. Bruce of Newcastle

    …and that leaves Michelle O’Bama as the only viable alternative for them.

    She says she’s not interested.
    Michelle Obama says there’s ‘zero chance’ she’ll run for president: ‘It’s just not for me’ (2 Aug)

  6. Knuckle Dragger

    OMG.

    OMFG. Totes OMFG!

    I just realised. I’m bald. Intentionally bald, but bald. And scarred. I even have a missing tooth.

    Creepy, huh? I should really be locked away somewhere in something by somebody, lest I inadvertently offend anyone.

    Devo!

  7. Frank Walker from National Tiles

    Where do they find these guys?

    Why Feminism Is Good For Men, HuffPost Bullshit Episode #9876824

    They’re just begging for a root. Pretty much like all male feminists.

    No men want to emasculate themselves like this.

    Furthermore, men talk about their feelings a lot. They just get to the bloody point and don’t tell everyone they know, just people they trust!

    Pretty weird how they try to say ballet is unmanly…if anything, it is a brutal artform that is tougher on women. I can’t dance at all and I’m in awe of anyone who can dance well. Women cannot do the male part of ballet because of the strength required. (Gays maybe, but it would be like being buggered by Aunty Jack).

  8. re the Crimes act NSW.
    Watch the video.
    What are the grounds for conviction and acquittal?

  9. Frank Walker from National Tiles

    Pretty sure it has something to do with your net tangible assets, KD.

    http://www.hollywood.com/celebrities/15-hot-bald-guys-60202781/#/ms-20749/1

    I don’t want to sound gay or nothing, but most of these guys just look like normal dudes to me.

  10. Knuckle Dragger

    Ballet guys, yes.

    I for one won’t be calling them mincers, although to be fait they do mince a bit.

    Best core strength and weight-to-power ratio ever. Probably the greatest pants-men on the planet, too.

    And fair enough. If you’re going to spend years standing on your toes you’d expect a benefit.

  11. Frank Walker from National Tiles

    Good ones!

    LOL

  12. 1735099

    I would say FORTUNATELY, but you’re not sane, are you, fucker?

    Depends on your definition of sanity.
    In this company, an actual grasp of reality is clearly optional……

  13. Knuckle Dragger

    Yep – they’re just regular dudes without hair.

    Our betters, however, have said they’re creepy.

    And that adults have no social skills, and are in fact children.

  14. Diogenes

    and the conduct is a reasonable response in the circumstances as he or she perceives them.

    And this one is the kicker that can result in great expense defending yourself.

  15. Tom

    On account of Langer’s Z-grade bowling attack, led by the vegan pansy, a draw has to be favourite. But it would be extremely pleasurable to see England’s World Cup thieves mentally collapse and gift one that shouldn’t have got away to Straya later tonight.

  16. pete m

    Pattinson, Cummins and Lyon are not third rate.

  17. Knuckle Dragger

    Big chance of that I reckon, Tom.

    The first two wickets will set the tone.

  18. Knuckle Dragger

    Hang on. ‘vegan pansy’?

    I didn’t know Siddle was ….

    Oh.

    Eating all those bananas. Sloooowly eating bananas.

    Gotcha.

  19. vr

    JC — What is the rationale for the appreciating Yen? It an’t be interest rates.

  20. Brace of Newcastle:

    She says she’s not interested.

    She’s as big a liar and psychopath as that demented narcissist husband.
    The opportunity to undo Donald Trumps work as Donald has undone her husbands, will be irresistible. Michelle O’Bama sees herself as the Woman Who Made Reparations For All The Black People in the World.*
    The prospect of the Presidency will be like bees and nectar, dogs and vomit, flies and shit.
    When you are right, BoN, you are very, very right. But on this one you are hopelessly, unarguably, totally and utterly wrong.
    *and destroyed the US economy.

  21. Robert Mc

    The r*pe list sounds more like the chap who used to post here who was making a suit from human skin.

    Try not to let your imagination run your keyboard too much, amigo. That first bit could get you and the blog owner into court. As for the rest of it, from what I observed on this blog, the gentleman to whom you refer specialized in exsanguination. And he said he liked to watch the light go out in peoples eyes as they breathed their last and their pupils dilated. As for your bit about skin suits, that is pure fantasy promulgated by a few of the blog whippets.

  22. JC

    vr

    I really don’t know why – except to say that whenever there’s financial stress or the potential, the Yen strengthens because the Japs take their money home. It’s become a fact of life since the GFC that whenever risk appetite jaws close up the yen strengthens.

    The exchange rate is actually a decent marker for global risk appetite that I tend to watch.

    Also, the BOJ looks totally unprepared to attain their inflation mandate of 2%, which means the Yen will strengthen over time with all things being equal.

  23. JC

    Look, you really have to be careful in these markets because a large part of the moves these days are dependent on what Trumps says/tweets.
    My hunch is that he’s very attuned to the stock market and if he becomes concerned with a stock market rout he will ease up on the rhetoric dealing with the China trade. Conversely, if the market is going up like it has been he will go after China because he believes he has room with respect to the stock market’s downside.

  24. Actually BoN, I just thought that one through a bit – The Democrats are going to get creamed in this election unless they can pull a rabbit out of their collective arseholes.
    The only way they can save the O’Bama legacy, and keep Hillarys head out of the ‘nooses’ is to do something totally out of Left field.
    I give you their nominee for the Presidency – Michelle!
    At Sportsbet it’s 101:1 for the nomination, so I just threw $100 at it.

  25. Leigh Lowe

    Tom

    #3124079, posted on August 5, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    On account of Langer’s Z-grade bowling attack, led by the vegan pansy, a draw has to be favourite …

    No idea why he opened up with The Vegan last night.
    Langer fancies himself as the Crickit Whisperer.
    No doubt he “saw something” on the third ball of the Poms’ 75th over which convinced him that the Vegan would strike.
    Should have gone with Pattinson and Cummins. If nothing doing, give Lyon one or two.

  26. Mater

    I give you their nominee for the Presidency – Michelle!
    At Sportsbet it’s 101:1 for the nomination, so I just threw $100 at it.

    Bargain. The cheap buggers at TAB have her at 101:1 for the win.

  27. Shy Ted

    Clint Eastwood tonight on 73, The Enforcer – Dirty Harry must foil a terrorist organization made up of disgruntled Vietnam veterans. Wonder where they filmed it.

  28. Leigh Lowe

    … a terrorist organization made up of disgruntled Vietnam veterans. Wonder where they filmed it.

    Toowoomba?

  29. Knuckle Dragger

    Quality viewing on Fox Criggit.

    Last season’s Shield final. Vic destroying NSW, intent on padding up to the quicks.

    Pattinson blowing them to bits.

  30. Knuckle Dragger

    Ha.

    Can’t remember the name of the filum, but was set in Vietnam (yes during the war) but was filmed in Kuranda or somewhere. Had Tom Berenger in it.

    There’s a scene in it where the battle-weary and grizzled Yank soldiers are trudging through the jungle. The patrol past a railway line, on which sits a big fuck-off container with Queensland Rail written all over it.

  31. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    Quality viewing on Fox Criggit.
    Last season’s Shield final.

    Re-runs?
    Of cricket!!??

    Knuckles, you need a lady.
    Or a cat.
    Or something.

  32. Shy Ted

    Michelle Obama for POTUS? Don’t make me laugh! The next POTUS has to be a woman.

  33. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    There’s a scene in it where the battle-weary and grizzled Yank soldiers are trudging through the jungle.

    Can’t remember the T.V. series, but “battle weary Yank soldiers” trudging through the jungle were all wearing Australian pattern J.G. trousers……

  34. Knuckle Dragger

    Peter.

    1. It’s a Shield final.
    2. The derg, though elderly, would eat the cat. I say this on the strength of her eating plovers, grasshoppers, pigeons, moths, spiders and pea fowl, all of whom were on the run at the time.
    3. A ladeeee/LAYDEEEE! around all the time would get in the way of the criggit.

  35. cohenite

    Obuma’s hubbie for POTUS is just crazy enough to work. The debates would be sensational. Trump would have to say that obuma did nothing and everything done was due to hubbie.

  36. Mater

    Dirty Harry must foil a terrorist organization made up of disgruntled Vietnam veterans. Wonder where they filmed it.

    Didn’t he previously knock off a group of vigilante cops who were all in the military together?
    He doesn’t seem to have a lot of luck with the ex-servies.

  37. Leigh Lowe

    Vics destroying the NSW “auto-Test-selfselection” Two Blues in a final?
    You can never have too much of that.

  38. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    It’s a Shield final.

    Yeah.
    Last season’s final.
    Be honest.
    You know how it ends, don’t you.

    Cricket’s boring enough first time around.

  39. Rockdoctor

    Knuckle Dragger
    #3124105, posted on August 5, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Sniper KD. Some of it filmed at Tully as well apparently…

  40. Knuckle Dragger

    Yep – know how it ends.

    But it’s still very cool.

    The same kinda cool it would be watching the Dirty Harry fest again.

    But the live criggit’s on later.

  41. Knuckle Dragger

    Excellent, RD.

    Sniper. Yes. Appreciated.

    Lotsa creepy-looking guys in it though. Would probably be met with disapproval on that basis from some quarters if screened today.

  42. Frank

    I give you their nominee for the Presidency – Michelle!

    Mooch wouldn’t want to take the chance of losing, ego and all. Better to wait for the Oprah assisted ascension to the throne post 2024.

  43. Leigh Lowe

    I dream a dream.
    I hope the Poms burn two DRS reviews quickly.
    Then I hope Quick-draw McDar starts firing them out for LB, preferably on a couple of Patto shooters which are missing leg by a foot.
    We can then pull the ODI WC final line :-
    “Oh, well. Whatever. It’s the roooools.”

  44. Des Deskperson

    ‘The patrol past a railway line, on which sits a big fuck-off container with Queensland Rail written all over it.’

    Although oddly prophetic since, at least when I last looked, the Vietnam Railways was still running ex QR diesel locomotives.

    They still, for some reason, retained the QR monogram logo on the side panels.

  45. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    But it’s still very cool.

    You need to take up something more exciting.
    I suggest flower arranging.
    Or, if you’re really feeling adventurous, there’s always crocheting.

  46. live criggit

    I’m boycotting criggit until the get rid of the cheaters*.

    *Say yer prayers cheater, yer time has come”

  47. Steve trickler

    Homage paid to geniuses of the past. That is clearly evident in this track.

    Full album here



  48. bundyrum

    Jackie the corrupt Trad will resign if the ACCC investigate her shenanigans in Qld.

    The ACCC! my sides are aching.

  49. Ellie

    Cricket’s boring enough first time around.

    Am sure you could still bowl a maiden over.

  50. Knuckle Dragger

    I suppose I could crochet a quilt.

    It would look somewhat different to the one adorning a certain someone’s Plenary Council meeting room wall though.

    I could do it whilst watching the criggit.

  51. mh

    I see the Ohio shooter was a big fan of Elizabeth Warren.

    This one definitely had mental health issues.

  52. Knuckle Dragger

    A Michelle for the GOAT tonight would do nicely. That would jump him over Merv Hughes and Clarrie Grimmett in the Test wicket taking stakes.

    I’m prepared to allow Siddle one pole. He does that, he pulls ahead of that monumental snob and flog MacGill.

  53. egg_

    Is Tailgunner in Melbourne?
    Has he tried his game in Sydney, where there is so much talent due to sheer volume?
    Has DrBG had the two Cuban gals competing with each other, yet?
    Viz: coming back from the airport via train, a middleaged mum seated in front, with her twenty-something daughter, has her elbow draped over the seatback such that it hits my stomach in sliding into my seat, for which I apologise.
    The daughter looks like a twenty-something Elle Macpherson and catches my eye as I sit down.
    At the next stop, a wavy haired strawberry blonde sits opposite ‘Elle’ and I also catch her eye.
    Not to be outdone, Elle pokes her cheek with her forefinger, then slides it into her mouth up to the first knuckle and keeps it there all the way to the next stop…

  54. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    Good evening Bundyrum.

    Sorry I left you in the lurch the other night.
    Unfortunately bouts of heart failure are somewhat unpredictable.
    Not that there’s much I could offer with regards to settling in Vietnam.
    Des Deskperson seemed to cover it fairly well – better than I could have.

    Suffice to say if I were in your position it would be high on my list of places to check out.

  55. Shy Ted:

    Michelle Obama for POTUS? Don’t make me laugh! The next POTUS has to be a woman.

    Yeah.
    That’s why I put in the Transgender descriptor.

  56. Eyrie

    “Australia is the most legally corrupt nation on Earth.”
    Yup.

  57. egg_

    Tonight Les helped to free some exploited Thai sex slaves. That may well be in the books, but it looked more like an ‘earnest’ and ‘relevant to today’ ABC drama add-on . BTW, would Thai women in 1985 have coloured photos in their passports ?

    Les’s immediate boss is Indigenous. The Rebel Wilson character is a silly but large piece of cardboard. ‘Les’ looks like and entrant on ‘The Bachelor’.

    Wilson wasn’t starring as Central Station?

  58. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    I could do it whilst watching the criggit.

    Multi-tasking is best left to the wymminses, Knuckles.
    For us blokes, well let’s just say it’s not our strong suit.

  59. Eyrie

    “Never trust any government with OPM.”
    Never trust a government. FIFY.
    Remember, ” the State is not your friend”

  60. old bloke

    John Constantine
    #3123933, posted on August 5, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    SKY, sky metals, the tin explorer. [ is tin the new technology metal?.]

    Not connected to Blue Sky Mines I hope, where Sir Mark Time chairs the Board.

  61. bespoke

    1735099
    #3123574, posted on August 5, 2019 at 6:52 am
    Like most of what the NRA do, their “training” has only one goal, and it’s not self-defence.

    Numberwang falls for click bait and once again shows the poor quality of his professional life was.

  62. Notafan

    Still sniping, lemur lover?

  63. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Not connected to Blue Sky Mines I hope, where Sir Mark Time chairs the Board.

    Always did enjoy that column…

  64. bespoke

    calli
    #3123622, posted on August 5, 2019 at 8:23 am
    Correction: he lived in Allen, just north of Dallas.

    Apparently he picked his nose and ate his scabs and was a nerd.

    This must be used as an early detector for anti-social behaviour. We can clearly discount the family home, substance abuse and other triggering obsessions.

    Infidel Tiger?

  65. Ragu

    feelthebern

    #3123962, posted on August 5, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    You need to do smart business deals with any party you get into bed with.
    If you do not align your interests, do get into bed in the first place.
    If you put a kilo of cocaine on a table in front of a pack of addicts, who do you blame?
    You or the addicts

    This isn’t the first time you have gone all out stupid utilising a dumb cocaine analogy.

    You live in Sydney? Are you ok?

  66. John Constantine

    APA Group (ASX: APA), a leading Australian energy infrastructure business, today announced it has been granted a Survey Licence by the Queensland Government for its proposed Galilee Moranbah Pipeline. This is further progression of the work being done under the Memorandum of Understanding with Comet Ridge Ltd (ASX: COI) and Vintage Energy Limited (ASX: VEN) to connect Queensland’s Galilee Basin to gas markets.
    Rob Wheals, APA’s Managing Director said, “The opportunity to build a new pipeline to help our customers unlock a new gas supply and connect it to market is always great news. The granting of the Survey Licence means we can get out into the field and commence working with stakeholders along a potential route. We are very pleased to have partnered with Comet Ridge and Vintage Energy to work together towards making this happen.”
    The proposed Galilee Moranbah Pipeline and associated infrastructure would be built, owned and operated by APA. Approximately 240 kilometres in length, the greenfields pipeline would connect gas sources in the Galilee Basin to Moranbah in Central Queensland. Moranbah is the gas processing and distribution hub

    Australia, where some of our political orcs are desperate to borrow money from the peoples liberation army to build gas import terminals, when the country is floating on gas that is stranded just for want of a pipe to link it to markets.

  67. Leigh Lowe

    I’m prepared to allow Siddle one pole. He does that, he pulls ahead of that monumental snob and flog MacGill.

    Jeez, thanks.
    I had nearly forgotten the round arm flog.
    Would of been another auto Two-Blues Test cap for 20 years except for Warney being a little too good to ignore.

    Didn’t he try to get a pay TV gig talking about wahn (both red and whaht)?
    I remember he refused to do an advert for KFC when they were CA sponsor. No Issy Folau sacking for breach of contract there.

  68. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    You’ve got to admire the draft dodger’s pulling power.
    Two hours since he last commented, and he’s still reeling them in.

  69. Nick

    Didn’t he try to get a pay TV gig talking about wahn (both red and whaht)?

    Yah

  70. Tintarella di Luna

    Jennifer Oriel’s article on the #MeToo movement losing its integrity when it turned on Lady Justice made for very sad reading particularly the experiences of some people in the comments section.

  71. struth

    You’ve got to admire the draft dodger’s pulling power.
    Two hours since he last commented, and he’s still reeling them in.

    The stupidity and lack of self awareness with this comment says much, MV.

  72. mh

    egg_
    #3124135, posted on August 5, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    Egg, were you hard boiled?

  73. Tintarella di Luna

    Nick Tabakof’s snippet on the febrile rants of the simian bandana-wearer against broadcaster Alan Jones:

    The comments are most amusing – ah ha ha
    It’s all meant to be happy families in the new Nine stable of companies. Even reporters from the former Fairfax newspapers are doing the once-unthinkable by willingly filing stories for Nine’s 60 Minutes. But one high-profile Nine name has clearly not got the “happy families” memo: “Bandana Man” Peter FitzSimons.

    In case you were in any doubt, FitzSimons doesn’t like Alan Jones. At all.

    And he is making no secret of his antipathy towards his radio stablemate at the Nine-controlled 2GB, at every possible opportunity. That’s creating an awkward situation for Nine bosses.

    Diary has made a supreme sacrifice by searching through a year’s worth of FitzSimons’ columns to measure the depth of this fixation with Jones. Our research shows FitzSimons has dealt with Jones in his SMH columns an extraordinary 46 times in the past year, and 25 times in the past six months.

    The attacks have been wide-ranging, on everything from Jones’s defence of Israel Folau to his role in the NSW stadium deal and last year’s Opera House saga.

    His most substantial recent effort was a fortnight or so back, in a column headlined “Trust me: Jones must go from SCG after Goodes saga”. Indeed, Jones’s role on the Sydney Cricket Ground Trust board has been a recurring theme. When ex-NSW Labor leader Michael Daley told Jones before this year’s NSW election that he would sack him from the SCG trust if he became premier, FitzSimons gushed: “Oh, how the people cheered!”

    Unfortunately for FitzSimons, Daley lost the election.

    FitzSimons also barracked for Jones’s contract not to be renewed by 2GB during his high-profile negotiations dating back to last year. Last October, FitzSimons concluded one column by addressing Jones: “The sooner you are excised, the better.” By November, he said of 2GB management: “They want him gone.”

    By May, the wishful thinking continued when FitzSimons helpfully suggested to 2GB bosses: “He just might be more trouble than he’s worth.”

    But just a fortnight or so later, 2GB signed Jones for two more years despite the fact FitzSimons was publicly scolding high-profile guests if they even appeared: “What the hell is Scott Morrison doing, so regularly going on (the) Alan Jones show in the first place?” he said in one column.

    And what has Jones said in response to FitzSimons’ concerted campaign?

    Not. One. Word.

    Jones, rarely short of an opinion, has observed a stony silence about FitzSimons that goes back years. The pair’s history dates back several decades to when Fitz­Simons played first grade rugby under Jones at Manly. Jones famously later never picked Fitz­Simons when he was Wallabies coach in the 1980s.

  74. bundyrum

    Thanks MV, I do intend to give Vietnam a visit, .
    I think I am over the corrupt political class here & the ever dwindling freedoms.

  75. bespoke

    Peter, I’m am not retired, He responded to my post and I did the the same. I understand the frustrations of others but not that of a serial blog nanny.

  76. Ellie

    Can’t access yahoo, egg.

  77. calli

    Bundy, you’ll find Vietnam just as corrupt, if not more. Perhaps more blatantly so.

  78. bundyrum

    Calli, it has to go a long way to beat Qld then.

  79. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    Good evening Struth.

    Still voting Liberal?
    Or have you changed allegiance?

    Again.

  80. Cassie of Sydney

    Tinta darling…..as well as Jennifer Oriel’s excellent dissection of the whole scam that is #Metoo….Chris Kenny also has a great piece on the #Metoo scam in today’s Oz. Kenny doesn’t mince words when it comes to the hypocrisy of the political left when it comes to “sexual assault” allegations…..as Kenny says in his piece….the media were very quiet back in 2014 about an allegation involving a certain Labor politician.

    I have left comments on both articles.

  81. Ƶĩppʯ (ȊꞪꞨV)

    Michelle Obama for POTUS? Don’t make me laugh! The next POTUS has to be a woman.

    worked oh so well in the UK

  82. Roger

    Calli, it has to go a long way to beat Qld then.

    Being an Asian nation and a former French colony they’ve got quite a head start on us, bundy.

  83. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Bundy, you’ll find Vietnam just as corrupt, if not more. Perhaps more blatantly so.

    U.S. Dollars preferred.

  84. struth

    Good evening Struth.

    Still voting Liberal?
    Or have you changed allegiance?

    Again.

    I’ve decided to vote for the “dead wives prefer cunnilingus” party.

  85. calli

    Is it the lure of living like a Nabob? It’s a mirage.

    They will rip you off and rip you off again. And laugh while doing it.

  86. John Constantine

    Thanks for the Blue Sky Mines reminder old bloke, i will run that one past the next SKY connection i get a chance at.

    I reckon the management of the current mob are good, but the history of the actual tin leases themselves and the companies that held them is indeed Pierpont level complexity.

    The tin market is a chicom plaything, so who knows where it is heading.

    https://www.theassay.com/articles/tins-bullish-start-to-2019/

    2018 was a year of two halves in terms of tin use. Throughout the first half of the year, forecasts of tin consumption were particularly bullish, yet poor macroeconomics in the second half of the year muted these expectations. China, where 45% of all tin is used, saw its manufacturing Purchasing Manager’s Index (PMI) indicator fall below the critical value of 50.0 in the third quarter, indicating market contraction. Overall, tin consumption is estimated to have grown by around 3% in 2018.

    Tin supply originates from four main regions, although most refined tin is produced in Asia. China and Indonesia dominate this region, with some 46% and 23% of the global market, respectively. Although most Chinese tin is consumed domestically, both countries faced supply tightness during 2018, causing LME tin stocks to drop to new historical lows in January 2019.

    Indonesia is historically prone to supply disruption, as regulations surrounding export licenses– which are renewed every six-months – are often changed at short notice. These licenses require verification by a competent geologist in order to confirm the legality of the ore and refined product.

  87. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    Probably best to stick with something you at least know a little bit about, Struth.
    Like being part of a Convoy Of No Consequence.

    Cunnilingus requires intelligent use of the mouth.
    So you’re stuffed right from the start.

  88. Knuckle Dragger

    I dunno what sniping and Barry have in common. Totes whatevs.

    I have rolled the dice and ordered takeaway pizza and something called Korean wings.

    It will doubtless be delivered by a barefoot subcontinental gent on a moped, who after his shift will hitch his way back to the shipping container he lives in on the border of an industrial estate with his 40 cousins, and who will plot to bring the remainder of his leprosy-infested bovine loving rellos over by stowing them away in the undercarriage recesses of 737 MAXs from Calcutta.

    The world we live in.

  89. egg_

    were you hard boiled?

    Methinks that was the intention (no).
    And I think that mum, none the wiser, was thinking ‘WTF is my daughter doing’?

  90. Tel

    cohenite #3124091, Both the El Paso and Ohio shooters were demorats.

    Didn’t you say his “manifesto” was upset over too many democrat voters? And he is a democrat voter himself?!? There’s something awfully screwy going on around here.

  91. bundyrum

    Calli, our guys don’t?

    They might rip me off but at a far cheaper rate than our ‘honourable ‘ elected troughers.

  92. Knuckle Dragger

    I’ve heard from several sources that Warne in person in an utter pumpkin head.

    But the world’s best is the world’s best, and I actually don’t mind his commentary.

    And it’s worth it anyway to have MacGill crying into a cheeky sauv blanc for the rest of his life wailing about how unfair it all is.

  93. Tel

    I see the Ohio shooter was a big fan of Elizabeth Warren.

    This one definitely had mental health issues.

    Now you see the danger of not giving kids surfboards, skateboards and a pinch of weed to smoke. So much better in the good old days when the teenage weirdos could do a bit of self medication … work it out of their system outdoors with a bit of sun on their heads … either a black T-shirt with some metal hanging off your face, or a pink T-shirt and bleached hair … depending on which way you swung … but either way no one got killed.

    Don’t anyone dare tell me that the Nanny State is a victimless crime.

  94. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    Time for the next installment of “Dirty Harry”.
    “Sudden Impact” tonight.

  95. struth

    Cunnilingus requires intelligent use of the mouth.

    I’d ask you to explain that but I’m afraid you would.
    In great detail, and of course, who you experimented on and how they enjoyed it, how you developed breathing though you ears, while then sniping at everyone else for wasting pixels

  96. Knuckle Dragger

    And in other excellent commentary-related news, it would appear that ‘Geez, wouldn’t it’ McAvaney will no longer MC the Brownlow count.

    Something for which we can all be grateful.

  97. egg_

    Cunnilingus requires intelligent use of the mouth.

    I’d probably c0ck it up.

  98. Tel

    struth #3124183,

    After that fat chick started bouncing up and down … bleeding through the ears got a whole lot easier for me.

  99. Leigh Lowe

    Oh dear.
    Zimmer-Tinder is baaaack.

  100. Mark from Melbourne

    Or, if you’re really feeling adventurous, there’s always crocheting.

    https://quillette.com/2019/07/28/knittings-infinity-war-part-iii-showdown-at-yarningham/

    Not sure that is as unadventurous these days as you might think, Peter.

  101. Leigh Lowe

    The correct technique is to imagine you are trying to get the onions off a Bunnings sausige in bread without eating the sausig or the bread.
    Now, can we move on.
    And stop talking about it like we invented it.

  102. Mark from Melbourne

    I see I have interrupted the men’s shed.

    Please ignore the knitting post!

  103. bespoke

    The correct technique is to imagine you are trying to get the onions off a Bunnings sausige in bread without eating the sausig or the bread.

    Is that onions on top or as the newly mandated on the bottom?

  104. Leigh Lowe

    Is that onions on top or as the newly mandated on the bottom?

    The bottom as per HSE regs.
    That is why technique is roolly, roolly important.

  105. Geriatric Mayfly

    Ballet and cricket both seem to be under discussion. Back in the days of steam radio, I think it was Richie Benaud holding forth. Already a Covent Garden regular, he tried to convince Keith Miller (I think) to join him. Strong resistance with all the usual objections to which ballet falls foul. Resistance in the end proved futile and a new aficionado was born.

  106. Tintarella di Luna

    Tinta darling…..as well as Jennifer Oriel’s excellent dissection of the whole scam that is #Metoo….Chris Kenny also has a great piece on the #Metoo scam in today’s Oz.

    Hi Cassie, I read Jennifer Oriel’s article and saw your excellent comment – have yet to get to Chris Kenny. I must say the comments on the Bandana-man article does not augur well for 2GB, people are turning off in droves after 9am and do no listen to the left0ver lightweights such as Karl Stefanovic and Deb Knight in the afternoon, they feel nauseous with the list to the left of the Good Ship 2GB

  107. mh

    Now you see the danger of not giving kids surfboards, skateboards and a pinch of weed to smoke.

    But Americans have that stuff, Tel.

    Or your post went over my head.

  108. cohenite

    Apparently these are the 2 shooters. The leftie who put them up is having a shot at compensating extreme righties.

  109. egg_

    I think I’m younger than LL, but was waiting for the first Marcus Adonis bite…

  110. Knuckle Dragger

    How excruciating.

    The pizza and wing guy wasn’t Indian at all. He was a pimply white guy driving a Triton.

    Well above his station, according to some.

  111. JC

    Your stupid link doesn’t work… Again.

    Learn to code or bugger off, cronkite.

  112. bespoke

    Farmer Gez
    #3123821, posted on August 5, 2019 at 12:27 pm
    I’m sitting in the sun moving a mob of sheep, just me and the dog.
    These pathetic young men who kill might have benefitted from life away from the screen and drug addled dog box living in suburbs.

    It’s only in the last 150 years that people primarily started to live this way. It doesn’t surprise me that psychosis develops amongst young men.
    We look with pity at the tiger pacing the cage in the zoo but never recognise the same hopeless frustration in our young men.

    Anyway that’s my take on the shootings. The politics and guns don’t explain the acts fully enough for me.

    👍👍

  113. Des Deskperson

    ‘Bundy, you’ll find Vietnam just as corrupt, if not more. Perhaps more blatantly so.’

    As I indicated in a previous post, I would be wary of any direct contact with Vietnamese authority. Best to go through a Vietnamese intermediary who knows somebody who knows somebody. You will still have to pay, but it won’t be as much.

    On the other hand, my private and commercial dealings with Vietnamese people have always been – at least as far as I can tell – honest and straight.

  114. Leigh Lowe

    Knuckle Dragger

    #3124184, posted on August 5, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    And in other excellent commentary-related news, it would appear that ‘Geez, wouldn’t it’ McAvaney will no longer MC the Brownlow count.

    The most annoying thing about the Brownlow is Channel Seven inventing the “age-old tradition” of asking “who will take Charlie home?”, which no-one said ever.
    Not to mention it sounding horrendously gay.

  115. Knuckle Dragger

    Korean wings.

    Tiny. Soulless. Bland.

    If they’d marketed them as North Korean wings I would have known what to expect.

  116. Ragu

    Could be.

    I urge all police and prosecutors in both circumstances to quit out of the principles of decency, public service professionalism and letting more competent people with higher IQs have their jobs.

    I see where you are going with that. I hope you succeed

  117. Des Deskperson

    ‘Wilson wasn’t starring as Central Station?’

    Did anyone else watch ‘Les Norton’? I found the self-conscious ABC tin-eared faux-Aussieness of the show particularly grating, it reminded me of the awful Female Joint Director character in ‘Pine Gap’ who we were supposed to believe was a dinkum Aussie patriot because she said ‘f**k a lot.

    Still, maybe the books are like that.

  118. Knuckle Dragger

    If I’d won a Brownlow any time in the past fifteen years I would have given it to Bwoooce in exchange for him fucking off and never coming back.

  119. Knuckle Dragger

    I refuse to watch it Des.

    I fear from all reports it would break my heart.

  120. Nick

    Des, Billy Dunne as indigenous and George as an Indian, female casino manager, said it all

  121. mh

    Israel Defense Forces
    @IDF
    The Nazi Swastika flag
    A symbol of murder
    And sheer hatred
    Raised yet again
    At a Hamas riot
    Inside Gaza

    In the face
    Of this hatred
    Stand IDF soldiers
    Alert and determined
    Ready to defend lsrael
    Today and every single day.
    https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1157317492857081856?s=20

  122. mh

    Israel Defense Forces
    @IDF
    The Nazi Swastika flag
    A symbol of murder
    And sheer hatred
    Raised yet again
    At a Hamas riot
    Inside Gaza

    In the face
    Of this hatred
    Stand IDF soldiers
    Alert and determined
    Ready to defend lsrael
    Today and every single day.
    https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1157317492857081856?s=20

  123. calli

    Please ignore the knitting post!

    No way! I susbscribe to Ravelry. I had no idea it was such a hotbed of identity politics.

    These people are quite mad.

  124. Ragu

    I reckon Peter, memoryvault, has lost his mind.

  125. Biota

    In depth commentary by Healy – they could be 4 down by lunch, but they need to get one at a time.

  126. Cassie of Sydney

    “mh
    #3124218, posted on August 5, 2019 at 8:04 pm”

    The Gazans have been doing this for years. No surprises here. Mr Hitler is regarded as a hero in the Arab/Muesli world……Mein Kampf is always on the best seller list in the Arab/Muesli world. Hamas is very honest about what it would do to Joooooos if it could…except this time, unlike with their idol and what happened seventy years ago, they will not succeed.

  127. pete m

    lol – it isn’t baseball where you can get more outs.

    Healy’s neck fat is distracting.

  128. Ragu

    I’ve heard from several sources that Warne in person in an utter pumpkin head.

    But the world’s best is the world’s best, and I actually don’t mind his commentary.

    Warnie should have been captain. I’m not excusing his behavior, but that (going oh well and making Punter Captain) set off the rot in the CA commitee.

    Where are they now? According to the coach. The cheats are back in because he would let them root his daughter.

  129. Steve trickler

    What a waste. This was a High School!

    The architecture is stunning. Another joint gone to ruin under the Democrats. Much like Baltimore.



  130. Mother Lode

    Last October, FitzSimons concluded one column by addressing Jones: “The sooner you are excised, the better.” By November, he said of 2GB management: “They want him gone.”

    Fresh from last successful gig as part of the team that finally finished off Fauxfacts, Pirate Pete unstintingly offers his genius commercial advice to the people who scraped him up after his previous employer croaked at the side of the road.

  131. egg_

    Did anyone else watch ‘Les Norton’?

    Nah, the promo looked crook enough; but The Heights is getting fvcking boring, with the highlight being the hawt young chick playing matchmaker to the two young Abos.
    Yawn!
    Concur?

  132. mh

    Ragu
    #3124223, posted on August 5, 2019 at 8:13 pm
    I reckon Peter, memoryvault, has lost his mind.

    Yes, and he’s a better person for it.

  133. egg_

    Fresh from last successful gig as part of the team that finally finished off Fauxfacts, Pirate Pete unstintingly offers his genius commercial advice to the people who scraped him up after his previous employer croaked at the side of the road.

    Black thumb Pete.

  134. egg_

    Did anyone else watch ‘Les Norton’?

    Nah, the promo looked crook enough;

    So jingoistic, it looked like a Parody.
    Aunty’s stock in trade.

  135. egg_

    he’s a better person for it.

    +1

    Cast off all inhibitions.

    /Neil Diamond

  136. pete m

    fuck me these umpires need a holiday

  137. egg_

    Please ignore the knitting post!

  138. Mother Lode

    It is funny to remember Fauxfacts’ unflappable conviction that their vaunted ‘editorial independence’ – which had to protected at all costs from the winged demon Gina Rinehart – was the sacred splinter of crystal at the spiritual heart which ensure continued existence of the company.

    The money she was going to shower upon them if they would just permit the teensiest bit of balance.

    Bwahahahahahaaaaa!

  139. Muddy

    Winston Smith
    #3124096, posted on August 5, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    The Democrats are going to get creamed in this election unless they can pull a rabbit out of their collective arseholes.

    That would be one skanky, drug-addled rabbit.
    Q. What is the collective noun for a group of anal rabbits?
    A. A democrat of anal rabbits.

    Oh dear. I feel dirty.

  140. QandA is looking low energy tonight – i am expecting mass shootings RWNJ TrumpSatan666

  141. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    QandA is looking low energy tonight – i am expecting mass shootings RWNJ TrumpSatan666

    Carpe, an advance bid for 24 interruptions.

  142. Muddy

    Mass shouting at QandA?

  143. BrettW

    I see the Bolt thread on the GG’s comment on Aboriginal matters is open to all to view.

    The comments definitely going against the GG.

    As somebody mentioned Cosgove was old school traditional whereas Hurley is progressive.

    Hurley should from now on be referred to a His Wokeness.

  144. Shy Ted

    Had a change of heart. Now I’m in favour of speed humps.

  145. Infidel Tiger

    You’ll never see worse umpiring.

  146. Biota

    Playing a shot, my arse.

  147. Leigh Lowe

    And now the Paki ump says Root is playing a shot to get out of the LB.
    No bat visible behind pad.
    Faaarrrrk.

  148. Muddy

    Shy Ted
    #3124250, posted on August 5, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    No. Way. That’s photoshopped. No woman has elbows like that.

  149. Knuckle Dragger

    Root said to be playing a shot.

    Jesus Christ.

    We are seeing the death of two careers before our eyes. And it ain’t those of the players.

  150. max

    Good evening …… Good evening ……. Good evening

    Can’t decide if Vault sounds like Christopher Plummer as Count Dracula or Deadly Earnest introducing tonight’s midnight movie.

  151. Knuckle Dragger

    Cosby Sweater. Best of the Hilltop Hoods by far.

    Excellent work egg.

    Those two chicks in the clip are eye-wateringly, gloriously stunning. Absolute top drawer.

    Just watching them made me change shape a bit.

  152. Infidel Tiger

    ABC has a blind commentator a year ago.

    Now we have a blind umpire.

  153. Jahn Constantine:

    The tin market is a chicom plaything, so who knows where it is heading.

    Looking at the US strategic stockpile, they’ve allowed theirs to run down quite a bit. Silver is a substitute in electronics, but I’m wading into deep water here…
    Perhaps the US may just start thinking about rebuilding.
    Perhaps other Western nations hint: Australia might think of pushing production of the stuff but mining bad.
    We’ll just coast along on our fat arses, confident the US will save us once again.

  154. BrettW

    The article pasted above about Peter Fitzsimons and his multiple articles having a go at Alan Jones is very revealing. Bandana man clearly has some issues. Not being picked by coach Jones amongst them.

    Jones does have his faults but you have to admire the fact he has not returned fire.

  155. jupes

    As somebody mentioned Cosgove was old school traditional whereas Hurley is progressive.

    You’re not wrong. People forget that Hurley was Chief of the Defence Force when Morrison was Chief of the Army. They both were pushing the same lefty shit but Morrison was more vainglorious.

  156. Knuckle Dragger

    The GOAT!!!

    Fuck that one up Aleem!

  157. Leigh Lowe

    Jason Roy.
    Brain explosion.

  158. Farmer Gez

    I think the umps got that one right.

  159. jupes

    Jones does have his faults but you have to admire the fact he has not returned fire.

    Must be driving the pirate crazy. Well played Big Al.

  160. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    K.D, the mailman’s camels have delivered my copy of Bevoor’s book on the “Spanish Civil Way.’ Looking forward to re – reading it.

  161. jupes

    Here come’s the GOAT!

  162. Ellie

    Bolt getting attacked on Media Watch … yet again.

  163. Infidel Tiger

    Roy played one of the worst shots you’ll ever see.

    Respect!

  164. Knuckle Dragger

    Zulu,

    Pretty good stuff. There’s a lot of focus on the infighting in the Republican (filthy commo) camp, and most of the war was fought on the knife edge of armed conflict between its various factions – anarchists, socialists and the communists with their Russian advisors.

    Rather similar to what we’re seeing today with various brands of lefty trying to kill and eat each other.

  165. Biota

    Roy needed to go off for a break so he just walked off, pretending to play a shot on the way. He was out bowled or stumped.

  166. Farmer Gez

    During the lunch break SBS has a diverting show and tell.

    Sexplora

    The vulva has a way of making people uncomfortable.

    Just saying the word makes some people uncomfortable.

    We can talk about breasts and the vagina no problem, so what is it about the vulva? Lili explores the vulva in all its glory by making an appointment with her gynaecologist.

    What better way to interview than lying on a doctor’s table? She also meets with a transsexual to talk about vaginoplasty, and with a porn actress to better understand the phenomenon of female ejaculation.

    Don’t leave the crease for a moment.

  167. Muddy
    #3124247, posted on August 5, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Mass shouting at QandA?

    Don’t tease

  168. Beertruk

    Carpe Jugulum
    #3124245, posted on August 5, 2019 at 8:49 pm
    QandA is looking low energy tonight – i am expecting mass shootings RWNJ TrumpSatan666

    No QandA Forum tonight?

  169. mh

    Atherton is being a voice of reason, putting Nasser’s excitable comments in perspective.

  170. duncanm

    The enforcer was way ahead of the curve

    if she wants to play lumberjack, she’ll have to learn how to handle her end of the log.

  171. Leigh Lowe

    Infidel Tiger

    #3124273, posted on August 5, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Roy played one of the worst shots you’ll ever see.

    Respect!

    He spent most of the morning complaining about a noise coming out of the stump mike.
    The noise.
    It’s the voices in your head, mate.

  172. Shy Ted:
    My first reaction on viwing that link – “Oh, that poor girl.”
    Followed by bwaahahaha…
    I’m such a sensitive soul..
    But still.

  173. Leigh Lowe

    Bwah, ha, ha.
    Denly smashed it into his pad for the bat-pad.
    Burns a review.

  174. max

    Did anyone else watch ‘Les Norton’?

    It’s supposed to be early ’70s, right ? Les drives a ute. In one scene he pulled in to the kerb and parked. Behind him was an early 2000s Volvo. Ooops, ABC luvvies.

    We are forever being given hints that Les is a bit slow on the uptake and a bit of a blunderer. Not like the cluey kids at the ABC who’d never fuck up a street scene with the wrong car.

    I’m Prince Charles.

    Waddya mean ?

    I’m all ears.

  175. John64

    Denly obviously couldn’t believe Aleem Dar actually got one right.

  176. mh

    He’s right you know

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump
    ·
    5m
    The Media has a big responsibility to life and safety in our Country. Fake News has contributed greatly to the anger and rage that has built up over many years. News coverage has got to start being fair, balanced and unbiased, or these terrible problems will only get worse!

  177. Knuckle Dragger

    Aleem Dar: ‘Maybe if I pull my finger out they’ll still let me do the European Cricket League. I’d be ok standing in the Romania v Belorus blockbuster.’

  178. Mother Lode

    Jones does have his faults but you have to admire the fact he has not returned fire.

    Must be driving the pirate crazy. Well played Big Al.

    I believe it is called rope-a-dope, except Jones isn’t just waiting for Fitzsimian to wear himself out – he is egging him on by just standing there with a big grin Pirate doesn’t understand.

    It is the like When Trump taunts Democrats like they are mad dogs and they come charging out of their kennel at full tilt at him…and he just stands there with that big grin of his – about two inches beyond where the chain will suddenly yank their necks.

  179. Robber Baron

    Deadly Earnest

    He used to frighten me when l was a child.

    I read somewhere he was Ross D Wylie. Is that true?

  180. Steve trickler

    Good stuff from News Magazine Chicago. The Korean TV.



  181. Knuckle Dragger

    And now they’re terrified of raising the finger and relying on reviews.

    Jesus wept. Joel Wilson can join Dar in the Balkan League.

  182. max

    I read somewhere he was Ross D Wylie. Is that true?

    Adelaide actor Hedley Cullen.

  183. Leigh Lowe

    The Windie ump gets another one wrong.

  184. Knuckle Dragger

    GOAT!

    Do it yourselves gents!

  185. Leigh Lowe

    Both umps hoping for six clean bowleds from here.

  186. Knuckle Dragger

    Paine chirping to Stokes, picked up on stump mic.

    Mentioning allrounders, and that Stokes isn’t Sir Richard Hadlee.

    Bahahahaha,

  187. Leigh Lowe

    Brilliant sledge from Paine …

    Sir Richard Hadlee … Sir Ben Stokes … hmmm

  188. Geriatric Mayfly

    Wonder what’s happened to those two Canadian fugitives. Bears, wolves, mosquito transfusions, inundated by sudden Arctic ice melt, lost their Junior Woodchucks’ Guide.

  189. feelthebern

    Cunnilingus requires intelligent use of the mouth.

    What the actual fvck?

  190. MatrixTransform

    nice reading back today … Numptie’s wrongasms are quite a chuckle

  191. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Wonder what’s happened to those two Canadian fugitives

    Latest is that they seem to have drowned, crossing some river or other.

  192. Leigh Lowe

    Heals was right.
    They got their four wickets one at a time.
    No double-plays.

  193. Leigh Lowe

    I can’t stand cunnilingus.
    Or any brassica vegetable for that matter.
    Cauliflower, broccoli, cunnilingus … they are all shit.

  194. John Constantine

    https://cdn.softservenews.com/southern_lights.html

    Southern aurora visible from southern victoria tonight.
    Old blokes reckon it is a sign of a dry finish.

  195. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    Old blokes reckon it is a sign of a dry finish.

    Get used to it John.
    It is the future.
    For a long, long time.
    Dry starts too.
    We live in interesting times.

  196. egg_

    Cosby Sweater. Best of the Hilltop Hoods by far.
    Those two chicks in the clip are eye-wateringly, gloriously stunning. Absolute top drawer.
    Just watching them made me change shape a bit.

    Should probably be relabelled C0cksby Sweater.

  197. Knuckle Dragger

    Apparently the ECB are spending the luncheon interval trying to see if world champion blocker and the world’s slowest batsman, Chris Tavare is at the ground.

    If so they’ll bung a ranga wig and beard on him and send him out pretending to be Bairstow.

  198. Leigh Lowe

    Sorry, my mistake.
    Cunnilingus is, of course, Ireland’s national airline.

  199. Knuckle Dragger

    I thought it was a sort of pasta.

  200. Leigh Lowe

    It could be pasta.
    Order some from the next waitress you see and let us know what turns up.

  201. 132andBush

    No, it’s a type of mushroom.

    Like all mushrooms you have to be careful which ones you eat.

  202. Leigh Lowe

    Knuckle Dragger

    #3124395, posted on August 5, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    Apparently the ECB are spending the luncheon interval

    They would be spewing.
    Having the Aussies 8/124 and letting them get to 284 in the first dig.
    Then being 4/267 stumps day 2, ready for a yuuuge lead and being rolled over on day 3 for a lead of 90.

  203. Bruce in WA

    One of the very few movies I’ve seen where the projectile actually arrives BEFORE the sound of the shot. Not exactly Oscar material, but worth a watch. And it’s available in full on YouTube …

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3re4qi

  204. Leigh Lowe

    #3124422, posted on August 5, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    No, it’s a type of mushroom.

    So why does it have the aroma of sardines?
    I think it is a type of pasta marinara.

  205. Bruce in WA

    I thought a cunnilingus was a very clever language teacher!

    Damn .. when she sent me that email …

  206. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Get used to it John.
    It is the future.
    For a long, long time.
    Dry starts too.
    We live in interesting times.

    Yes, and the Australian broadacre farmer is one of the most innovative, most efficient, and least subsidized on the planet. It’s a pity he/she is not recognized as such, rather then as someone who’s too thick to go to Uni, and study Lesbian interpretive dance in Ancient Greece.

  207. 132andBush

    So why does it have the aroma of sardines?

    An example of the non edible.

  208. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    Hope and pray some of that innovative skill still lives, Zulyu
    We are sorely going to need it for the next several decades.

  209. Infidel Tiger

    Cunnilingus is ok, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

  210. Overburdened

    https://youtu.be/wgboeBdbr60

    The music sells itself. Hence the vid.

  211. Knuckle Dragger

    Big Pat with the Shayna Jack shoulders!

  212. Leigh Lowe

    Infidel Tiger

    #3124453, posted on August 5, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Cunnilingus is ok, but I couldn’t eat a whole one

    Can I have the rest of this in a box to take away please?

  213. Knuckle Dragger

    ‘in a box to’

    HAHA!

    Oh, and PHRASING.

  214. Beertruk

    Can I have the rest of this in a box to take away please?

    Pretty much like the girl who said ‘ I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in.’

  215. feelthebern

    Hilltop Hoods.
    Best thing to come out of Adelaide.

  216. Cardimona

    Best thing to come out of Adelaide.

    Which shows how sh!te Adelaide is…

  217. feelthebern

    Very sad movie that one egg.

  218. Knuckle Dragger

    The immortal Ford Fairlane, beery.

    ‘What’s the definition of a vagina?
    The box a penis comes in.’

  219. MatrixTransform

    a cunning linguist would never confuse pasta and brassicas

  220. John Constantine

    Good decision, umpies coming good.

  221. Knuckle Dragger

    Mercy killing time.

    Not for England, for the umpires.

    Wilson spends three seconds vigorously shaking his noggin, then changes his mind and pulls the trigger.

    Into the tail.

  222. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Cunnilingus is ok, but I couldn’t eat a whole one

    What wine would you recommend?

  223. Knuckle Dragger

    The GOAT needs six more wickets to overtake the legendary D.K. Lillee.

    We are in the presence of greatness.

  224. twostix

    The Media has a big responsibility to life and safety in our Country. Fake News has contributed greatly to the anger and rage that has built up over many years. News coverage has got to start being fair, balanced and unbiased, or these terrible problems will only get worse!

    He’s going to make certain people I know really start having physical health problems from their constant rage meltdown stress in response to his ever increasing levels of power Twittering.

  225. Peter, formerly known as Memoryvault

    Fake News has contributed greatly to the anger and rage that has built up over many years.

    Which, of course, is precisely what was intended all along.

  226. YT

    Cummings beaten like a red haired stepchild that over.

  227. twostix

    I know two people who have honestly had small mental breakdowns because of Trump.

    He consumes their minds at all times, they are addicted to the feeling of (impotent) rage and get their rage fix from checking Fake News(tm) multiple times an hour all day, every day. One wrong comment on any subject from sport to daily life and it’s suddenly a rapid fire emotional diatribe about Trump’s latest NY Times Made Up Scandal. There’s not a day that goes by that they don’t do that.

    They were normal people once, people avoid them now.

  228. C.L.

    Perhaps inspired by the Christchurch massacre, Jacinda Ardern – dupped “prime minister of our hearts” by one of those birds on The Project – springs into action:

    New Zealand to decriminalise abortion under new law that would allow termination up to 20 weeks for any reason.

    New Zealand will decriminalise abortions a under a draft bill put forward by Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern’s government Monday…

    In a symbolic move, abortion will also move from being regulated under the criminal code to the health code.

    ‘Abortion is the only medical procedure that is still a crime in New Zealand. It’s time for this to change,’ Justice Minister Andrew Little said in a statement.

    Safe abortion should be treated and regulated as a health issue; a woman has the right to choose what happens to her body,’ he added.

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