Muddy: OnaCatapeia

This is your second-last opportunity to contribute prior to the end of year Catictionary Christmas party where all the Catalexicon will be drunk, naked, and creatively fornicating like only language can (adjectives talking themselves up, verbs propositioning nouns, apostrophes identifying as semi-colons; we’ve all seen it. It’s messy – I pity the cleaners – but love is love, and words are people too, right? Smash the h8ters!).

Feel free to ignore the foundational cultural beliefs of the 150,000 year-old Catictionary Nation: N.A.P. (No Acronyms Please); words may not have been appropriated from another novelty language group; and a definition of your word will be valued like taxpayer-funded gender non-specific hygiene products to a trans-male lesbian refugee hairless wombat named Gherkin, who was never told ‘You’re pretty’ in early childhood. TRANSlation: Lots.

What follows are a selection of words that have been fished from the Catallaxy storm drain and left to fade in the sun, like the hopes and dreams of every dyslexic, conservative-leaning Australian taxpayer who voted ‘Liberal’ at the last federal election, thinking the letters L.I.B.E.R.A.L. actually meant C.O.M.P.E.T.E.N.T. Please publicly shun a word you have been identified with if it is not the product of your cognitive loins, or if you find it offensive due to the oppressive, patriarchal, vowel placement. As always, they include suggestions from yours truly, so that I don’t feel left out by leaving myself out.

Ice, ice, baby!

 Homo abcii – A new species of human: the result of taxpayer-funded, media-behemoth intra-family breeding. Bruce of Newcastle.

Zucklish – the only language permitted for use on Facereich. John Constantine.

Contradictum – “the stupidest, densest idiocy found by man.” thefrollickingmole.

Muffia – Definition? Gilas.

Hashtrology – a scientific system of Twatter tags to live your life by. Muddy.

Indigeghoul – 1. Adherent of socio-cultural necrophilia: the derivation of physiological satisfaction from intimate interaction with social and cultural decomposition. 2. A compulsion to asphyxiate the opportunities available to those of indigenous ancestry by swathing them in tight cultural bandaging that restricts motion and sensory perception. Growth deniers. – Muddy.

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39 Responses to Muddy: OnaCatapeia

  1. Squirrel

    Figmentalists – posturing twits who are basically just a figment of someone else’s imagination – they all want to be Titania McGrath……

  2. Bugger – I had one but can’t remember it.
    Sob.
    My chance of immortality washed away and lost in a sea of tears…

  3. MatrixTransform

    Wrongasm —

    — the result of having a and on yr mouse … and the other not exactly on yr keyboard
    — pretty much everything Numpty says

  4. calli

    soylipsisism – the view that one’s veganism is the only reality

  5. calli

    metaphony – describing lies as metaphors

  6. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Who was it who posted the definition of “social license?”

  7. Herodotus

    Ohnomatterpeter – as opposed to onomatopoeia, which is using a word or words to resemble a sound we’re familiar with, ohnomatterpeter uses words to distract and delegitimise any extant conservative thought on this blog. It does this by constructing elaborate dialectical devices to prove that black is white, up is down, and conservatives are in fact leftists.

  8. Phill

    Frustrageous. What I think about people who make up words.

  9. Carpe Jugulum

    Genderiech- the out come of the safe schools chil grooming

  10. davefromweewaa

    ZK2A.
    Me.
    The inalienable right of those who don’t produce anything to hector and humbug those who do.

  11. Iampeter

    Muddy, far be it for me to talk any sense to a “proud racist” such as yourself, but most Cat posters have no understanding of existing, entry-level, political concepts.
    Cat posters have even managed to get things like “free speech” and “censorship” backwards.

    A feat only possible to some truly exceptional individuals.

    I can’t imagine what you think you’re doing creating your own dictionary, when you have absolutely no clue whatsoever about anything.

  12. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    ZK2A.
    Me.
    The inalienable right of those who don’t produce anything to hector and humbug those who do.

    Thanks for that – I did quote it to a sheep farmer’s meeting, when the fvcking Greenies were telling us that we had lost our “social licence” to farm.

  13. Muddy

    Zulu Kilo Two Alpha
    #3129691, posted on August 12, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Who was it who posted the definition of “social license?”

    An existing phrase, not a new word. I don’t make the rules.
    Oh, actually I do.
    The same constraints still apply though.

    davefromweewaa: if you can put forward a spanky new word to go with the definition (which I like), it will be considered.

  14. Colin

    Abobabble: Calls for an indigenous voice to parliament … an indigenous voice on anything actually.

  15. davefromweewaa

    Sorry Muddy.
    I’ll do better next time!
    Social licenser.
    A sanctimonious smart arse who has never produced anything for anyone but knows for certain how it should be done.

  16. MatrixTransform

    Wrongasm.

    examples …

    A sanctimonious smart arse who has never produced anything for anyone but knows for certain how it should be done.

    I can’t imagine what you think you’re doing creating your own dictionary, when you have absolutely no clue whatsoever about anything.

  17. Dave in Marybrook

    Hijabber-jabber-
    Peculiar expression of the Stockholm Syndrome from towelheaded opinionistas.

  18. John Constantine

    Free Folk: those that have no understanding of the State supplied existing, entry-level, political concepts and can therefore make their own minds up.

  19. Jannie

    I like it Herodotus. The Peterfkwit troll It does this by constructing elaborate dialectical devices to prove that black is white, up is down, and conservatives are in fact leftists. They don’t work very well, and are so badly constructed that unsuspecting Cats jump in and try to explain to him how gravity works. But dealing with a bag of shit just makes your hands dirty.

    The inalienable right of those who don’t produce anything to hector and humbug those who do.
    or
    A sanctimonious smart arse who has never produced anything for anyone but knows for certain how it should be done.

  20. Iampeter

    “constructing elaborate dialectical devices?”

    Like what? Pointing out the obvious fact that if you support regulating trade, immigration, tech companies, marriage, pretty much everything, as today’s conservatives do, then you are, in fact, leftists?

    The only ones constructing “elaborate dialectical devices,” are those trying to evade this very basic fact.

  21. Iampeter

    A sanctimonious smart arse who has never produced anything for anyone but knows for certain how it should be done.

    Projection is the only ability you guys have that matches your total ignorance of everything.

  22. Shy Ted

    Reel man. A person who has proudly served their country as a projectionist. As opposed to a real man.

  23. MatrixTransform

    Wrongasmic –

    the state of being unable to stop the Wrongasms.

    example –

    Projection is the only ability you guys have that matches your total ignorance of everything.

  24. Incelophobia: Irrational fear of (lone wolf) involuntary virgins. Particularly of being gunned down in shopping malls.

  25. Iampeter

    This is the logic of pretty much all Cat threads:

    Cat-posters: We need to stop the left! Yea! Those socialists are going to destroy our civilization! Yea, don’t they know we need central planning of every aspect of peoples lives NOT socialism! Yea, they don’t know anything!

    Iampeter: Um…if you support central planning then you are on the same side as socialists. This really shouldn’t even need to be explained. Please tell me you’re joking and this isn’t a serious thread.

    Cat-posters: ZOMG!! Leftist TrolL!!! Don’t you know anything!!! We want central-planning, we’re not socialists!! *triggering, ad hominem, projection, rinse, repeat…*

    Iampeter: Wow. You are serious. *Sits back to enjoy the greatest comedy show on the internet*

    So, in the spirit of this thread here’s my contribution to the “Catictionary:”
    Catillectual – a politically illiterate leftist that spends their time on a right wing political blog for some reason…

    Sure hope it makes the cut!

  26. IainC

    Far-righteous – leftist demographic that seeks to promote its overwhelming social virtues, love for mankind and compassion by copious use of denigration, vilification, harassment, denial and hatred, backed up by dressing in black, donning masks and beating up any remaining opposition.

  27. Herodotus

    a politically illiterate leftist that spends their time on a right wing political blog for some reason…
    “I write what I se in the mirror”, says Peter.

  28. MatrixTransform

    the thing is, that the retarded here all pretty much sound the same.
    the peewee herman defense … ImNotPeter, you are
    or Numpty’s backward non-sequitur of connecting

    its all the same gibber on repeat.

    actually, both these retards are forever posting critique and spite without ever actually saying anything.
    Never a stance … more like … just never your stance.

    They’re both a special kind of Tard.

    Proto-tards … the very fuckwits whose constantly gibber creates micro bursts of post-modern vacuum before imploding almost as fast as they appear

    like a pump cavitating … they shred themselves to bits while making a lot of noise and not actually achieving anything.

  29. Gilas

    As requested….

    Muffia (noun) – An organized, dangerous syndicate of older, judgmental females engaged in such activities as criticism of, and sneering at, any activity enjoyed by a male.

    Muffiosa (noun) – a member of the muffia

  30. Gilas

    After noticing the troll..

    Wimpeter (noun) – an impotent wimp, more enfeebled than usual by the energy wasted on compulsive trolling.

  31. Iampeter

    the thing is, that the retarded here all pretty much sound the same.
    the peewee herman defense … ImNotPeter, you are
    or Numpty’s backward non-sequitur of connecting

    its all the same gibber on repeat.

    actually, both these retards are forever posting critique and spite without ever actually saying anything.
    Never a stance … more like … just never your stance.

    They’re both a special kind of Tard.

    Proto-tards … the very fuckwits whose constantly gibber creates micro bursts of post-modern vacuum before imploding almost as fast as they appear

    like a pump cavitating … they shred themselves to bits while making a lot of noise and not actually achieving anything.

    What?

    So glad you’re not a tard…

  32. Anita

    Muffia – Definition? Gilas. We speak the same language. Gila – definition: mad (truly).

  33. MatrixTransform

    go for pee wee …ur so funny

  34. Can you post links to the previous Catictionarys please.
    I’ve got a bunch of words and can’t remember which ones I’ve already posted.

  35. @ Iampeter
    #3130541, posted on August 13, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    This is a thread for the Catictionary.
    Stop polluting it with your tripe. The lexiconographer shouldn’t have to rummage through your crap to find word entries.
    If you don’t have new word entries, fvck off to the open thread.

  36. Mr Rusty
    #3130593, posted on August 13, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    Can you post links to the previous Catictionarys please.
    I’ve got a bunch of words and can’t remember which ones I’ve already posted.

    here
    http://catallaxyfiles.com/?s=catictionary

  37. Iampeter

    I did have a new entry Baa Humbug. It’s in post #3130453.

    See?
    I’m helping!

  38. MatrixTransform

    Vagismo – not machismo

    like who was it on radio today moaning about how men in govt or business screw everything up because they don’t listen to the wymynsys?

    all we need is more wymynsys to make things better. expecially in govt and business

    stfu silly men … us wymynsys’ have got this.

    Vagismo

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