Q&A Forum: September 30, 2019

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  1. Beertruk

    Katie Noonan, Singer, producer, songwriter, pianist and business woman
    Jonathon Welch, Founder, The Choir of Hard Knocks
    Mojo Juju, Wiradjuri/Filipino songwriter and musician
    Tex Perkins, Australian Rock Legend
    L-FRESH The LION, Australian Sikh Hip Hop artist

  2. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    16, please Carpe.

  3. Grumpy Racist Homophobe

    Nil please.

  4. cohenite

    No one is going to interrupt this mob and 0 has been taken so I’ll have 1 based on katie knocking back the hip hop idiot.

  5. cohenite

    Ah bullshit 1 was taken already; I’ll have 2.

  6. Delcon

    Today we will learn on our ABC how 《checks notes》 music is affected adversely by Trump.

  7. Pete of Perth

    And the Ukrainian s

  8. Konbanwa Troops

    Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Pete of Perth 1
    Beertruk 10
    ZK2A 16
    Grumpy 0
    Cohenite 2

  9. Interesting to be back in Oz, you drive like idiots and your roads are shit.

    Bushkid, check your email

  10. Another interesting thing about being back in Oz, your TV programs are shyte, and your commentators are deluded arsebiscuits.

    I haven’t missed the place.

  11. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 21 please, Carpe?

  12. Cpt Seahawks

    17 please Carpe.

    Australia lets women drive/tend their hair and phone.

  13. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Pete of Perth 1
    Beertruk 10
    ZK2A 16
    Grumpy 0
    Cohenite 2
    Vic in Prossy 21

  14. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Pete of Perth 1
    Beertruk 10
    ZK2A 16
    Grumpy 0
    Cohenite 2
    Vic in Prossy 21
    Cpt Seahawks 17

  15. Tonights Panel

    Katie Noonan – HARPY HARPY

    Jonathon Welch – Whiny Bitch

    Mojo Juju – Whiny Bitch

    Tex Perkins – Whiny Bitch

    L-FRESH The LION – Sikh Whiny Bitch

  16. Been a while since i’ve seen “media watch”, it’s complete shyte and if i owned tha damn TV it would be smashed by now.

    Gonna be a long 2 months.

  17. Cpt Seahawks

    Carpe, beef and chicks.

  18. Carpe, beef and chicks.

    I hope you mean porterhouse and a parma.

  19. Ok Troops, time to kick off

    So put your brains in neutral, suspend belief and;

    llllleeetttsssss get rrrreeeaaaadddddyyyyy to rrrrruuuummmbbbllleee

  20. Ok if TrumpSatan66 or Klimate Knange gets a mention you have to skoll a beer.

  21. 1st question, quotes beethoven and hendrix

    What got you into music, Jesus longwinded much

  22. Beertruk

    Katie Noonan stick her finger in the light socket to get that hair?

  23. Ok who put the explosive device in katies hair.

  24. Sikh guy, plays trombone, waffles shit.

    Quite the combo

  25. Rex Mango

    7 please Carpe. Good to see trans folk are represented on the show.

  26. Bowl cut – is that a girl or a dude?

    Serious question.

  27. nterruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Pete of Perth 1
    Beertruk 10
    ZK2A 16
    Grumpy 0
    Cohenite 2
    Vic in Prossy 21
    Cpt Seahawks 17
    Rex Mango 7

  28. Beertruk

    ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…zzzz

  29. iamok

    Not so much musos but an echo chamber. Just for a change on QNAABLC.

  30. Tex – grew up in brisbane zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  31. If you had these people at a dinner party you would fake your own death to make them leave early.

  32. Rex Mango

    Tex needs better rock n roll anecdotes than that.

  33. Beertruk

    Tex sounds like he hooked into the piss in the greenroom.

  34. Some guy in a suit says something, i’ve zoned out.

  35. the not very bright Marcus

    No interruptions….only to mention Trump 666.

  36. Rex Mango

    Me, me, me, me, me, Capital M, Capital E, white gay dude boring as.

  37. the not very bright Marcus

    And most of the shit driving Carpe is sub continentals delivering soggy chips to lazy buntz

  38. Rex Mango

    I’m picking climate being mentioned before half way.

  39. Beertruk

    In love with own voice.

  40. Weird factoid, i can sing better than douche in a suit.

  41. Cpt Seahawks

    This is not inspiring

  42. Rex Mango

    When are they going to wheel out Barney Rubble singing in the bathtub?

  43. Bowl cut took some time to find their voice, what were you Helen Kellers clone.

  44. Rex Mango

    Snowcone gets Pauline H a mention early.

  45. When do we get Kermit the Frog singing Rubber Ducky?

  46. For the detractors, Kermit was a musical genius.

  47. Beertruk

    Bowl cut having problems in thinking what to say.

  48. Can someone clarify if bowlcut is XX or XY

    Still not sure.

  49. Rex Mango

    Being long term watcher/listener of the ABC, the concept of coloured kids not seeing themselves amongst their peers couldn’t be more overused.

  50. Cpt Seahawks

    Rainbow connection was gay?

  51. Rex Mango

    They need Ali G on this show desperately.

  52. Cpt Seahawks
    #3171928, posted on September 30, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Rainbow connection was gay?

    It’s not easy being green

  53. X X X X

    Bowlcut identifies as a beer

    Interesting.

  54. Cpt Seahawks

    It’s not easy being green

    Moving right along.

  55. Rex Mango

    Tex is now asking a question.

  56. Tex mumbles his way through a drug addled haze from the green room.

  57. Rex Mango

    Snowcone knows well about doing the same thing for a long time.

  58. Moving right along.

    aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

  59. Rex Mango

    Blonde girl wants more public money into music. Panel will all say yes.

  60. Next question is about, Australians exporting their music.

    Try not producing atonal garbage

  61. Rex Mango

    4 earrings, one nose ring and two rings around her eyes.

  62. Delcon

    I like these questioners with a long preamble of statements. They never have any agenda they try to push or anything like that.

  63. Cpt Seahawks

    I don’t value two tone music. Gee

  64. Rex Mango

    Questioner has nose ring too.

  65. Why does the blonde bint look like she is about to get her baps out and start pole dancing.

    Or have i drunk too much red wine.

  66. Beertruk

    …two rings around her eyes.

    She has been told twice?

  67. Cpt Seahawks

    Never put the make up gun on whore

  68. Rex Mango

    Cultural cringe Jackpot.

  69. Poove, there are issues about the word art.

    No there isn’t you mincing great twat, it’s just a fucking word.

  70. Delcon

    Let’s create a totem pole of Emanuel Goldsteins of today’s Left: Murdoch, Dutton, Trump, Alan Jones and (largely retired) Abbott etc.

  71. two rings around her eyes.

    Unless there is proof of fatigue from work, i’m going to bet on a meth bender.

  72. Beertruk

    Ffs…go to the corporate sector if you are pissed off with what you get from the government.

  73. Rex Mango

    There’s one Goldstein in gaol.

  74. Let’s create a totem pole of Emanuel Goldsteins

    Who?

  75. Rex Mango

    Richard Gill would be a very good judge of Tontine pillows.

  76. Muso wants muny for skools for music, cos, edumacation.

  77. Richard Gill would be a very good judge of Tontine pillows.

    Fluffing or tasting?

  78. Nob

    Carpe Jugulum
    #3171923, posted on September 30, 2019 at 9:53 pm
    When do we get Kermit the Frog singing Rubber Ducky?

    Ernie sues over Green privilege cultural appropriation of his original version .

  79. Delcon

    There are specialised music teachers in school. Guy doesn’t know what he talks about.

  80. Rex Mango

    Snowcone will have to put something in Gill’s mouth soon, he is taking over.

  81. MatrixTransform

    Mincer

    Mincel — not getting any so acts all queer … still not getting any

  82. Beertruk

    Bowl cut can do with a bit more excercise and a few less maggot bags and donuts.

  83. Cpt Seahawks

    Bert sues Ernie for alimony

  84. Rex Mango

    Tex is in a drug induced haze.

  85. Ernie sues over Green privilege cultural appropriation of his original version .

    Bert launches a countersuit for non payment of royalties against Earnie as a co-author.

  86. Beertruk

    Tex is openng his mouth but shit is coming out.

  87. Cpt Seahawks

    Mincel “even jail birds know you want it, so won’t give it”.

  88. Rex Mango

    Snowcone dropping a hint, Sydney lockout laws discussion on the way.

  89. Mr Turban – how do i make this sustainable, welcome to buzzword bingo

  90. Rex Mango

    This show demonstrating absolutely how tough it would be to make living in Australia out of music, if you were a straight white bloke who didn’t do drugs and, or alcohol, no tatts and dressed normal.

  91. Cpt Seahawks

    He is struggling at buzzword bingo

  92. Mr turban has a partner ship with Oz basketball – that should be a big earner.

  93. Katies hair explosion says something but no one can decipher it.

  94. Cpt Seahawks

    Mental illness comes to mind.

  95. Rex Mango

    Quotas for radio the answer. Always quotas, socialists love quotas.

  96. Hair explosion wants more quots of Oz music, yes, lets increase the amount of shyte on the airwaves.

  97. XXXX wants something, not sure what, touring, sustainable, 10 years, whatever you drug addled fool.

  98. classical_hero

    The correct acronym is QNALPBC.

  99. Delcon

    socialists love quotas.

    Social engineering of any kind is irresistible to the dumb fuckers.

  100. Rex Mango

    Dementia, good question – straight to TEx I reckon.

  101. Cpt Seahawks

    “The Mentals of the Land”. Interview on q and a

  102. Rex Mango

    Tex can’t remember the question.

  103. Music for dementia patients, will hip hop & rap have the same effect.

    Only if Old Uncle Pimp Daddy remembers when he had a stable of bitches 50 years ago.

  104. Beertruk

    Tex ‘help me out Tony…I cant remember.’

  105. Eminem as a dementia patient, i’d play Limp Biskit just to troll him as an old fart.

  106. Cpt Seahawks

    X X X X Tex and the rest

  107. If i ever get dementia, play Judas Priest, Screaming for Vengance, that will get the boogaloo happening.

  108. Delcon

    I have an increasing suspicion that if this snoozefest continues for much longer, the Catallaxy Q&A thread will be the only forum which discusses this, and even that by about of bored Cats.

  109. Rex Mango

    Hip hop is poetry like battery of 155mm howitzers at dawn.

  110. Cpt Seahawks

    Carpe I’ll do that and bring the booze of your choice. A choice you should probably make now, just saying.

  111. Delcon

    by about *only a couple of bored Cat

  112. Poove – hip hop is poetry, no it’s not you slack jawed yoked.

    It’s mumbled limericks with a base track.

  113. Oh come on

    Why would you watch this show when there is some unbelievably inane show on channel 10 tonight that you could be watching? My kid is watching it in the other room and by crikey it sounds appalling. Much better than Qanda.

  114. Carpe I’ll do that and bring the booze of your choice. A choice you should probably make now, just saying.

    Whiskey, anything but Johnny Walker.

  115. Cpt Seahawks

    It’s just mumbled lyrics with a bass track.

    I think you are actually rapping?

  116. Omg! Just tuned in… the camera panned along the panel. It seems I’ve accidentally logged in to the judges on a panel auditioning circus acts.

  117. Great now we get clapping practice.

    Just like in the 1st grade

    How edgy

  118. Delcon

    Yes, let’s give Q&A panelists a say over teaching programs in primary schools. As if the situation there is not fucked enough already.

  119. Rex Mango

    The fat gay dude has the charisma of a dead seagull.

  120. Nob

    Katie Noonan – HARPY HARPY – overaged washup

    Jonathon Welch – Whiny Bitch – overaged SJW

    Mojo Juju – Whiny Bitch – at 27, only one under 30

    Tex Perkins – Whiny Bitch – overaged washup. Positive point: made film about Chad Morgan. Negative: tried to put himself on Chad’s level.

    L-FRESH The LION – Sikh Whiny Bitch – overaged 30yo rapper desperately seeking subsidy

  121. Rex Mango

    Cut him down Snowcone for the sake of the show!

  122. Beertruk

    And thats how you train monkeys.

  123. I think you are actually rapping?

    You left the “C” off the last word

  124. Now they’re playing some sort of clapping game.
    Have I accidentally tuned in to Adventure Island, or Play School?

  125. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Whiskey, anything but Johnny Walker.

    Dam Murphy is selling Glendronach – good stuff.

  126. Is this a serious Q&A, or have some tech-heads jammed the ABC signal and are running a parody episode they made at a Nimbin weed festival or something?

  127. Rex Mango

    Funny how when nowhere to play produced the best bands. Now they have Youtube and it is very easy, look at Beiber.

  128. Tex says something and shakes his badly dyed hair, then retreats into his coke dream

  129. Rex Mango

    Move to Melbourne and enliven the African yoof gangs wiff your hip hop.

  130. Mt turban had a conversation with “his Label”, yeah bumfukistan records isn’t a label.

    It’s a sheltered workshop.

  131. Rex Mango

    That’s why I stopped going to live music, the sexual harassment.

  132. Did someone on the panel actually say Hip Hop is “Poetry”?
    Couldn’t agree with him more.
    Coz it shore ain’t music.

  133. Rex Mango

    Down the QWERTY rabbit hole.

  134. Oh come on

    Katie Noonan – HARPY HARPY – overaged washup

    Jonathon Welch – Whiny Bitch – overaged SJW

    Mojo Juju – Whiny Bitch – at 27, only one under 30

    Tex Perkins – Whiny Bitch – overaged washup. Positive point: made film about Chad Morgan. Negative: tried to put himself on Chad’s level.

    L-FRESH The LION – Sikh Whiny Bitch – overaged 30yo rapper desperately seeking subsidy

    Most of that sounds torturous.

    I quite like Tex Perkins the musician, but I’m not remotely interested in what he has to say beyond that.

    “Mojo Juju”? “L-FRESH The LION”? The lameness, it burns. Only in Australia. This country was a far better place when the cultural cringe kept the mediocrities at bay.

  135. Next question, making live venues a safe and inclusive place, Don’t got to a Sex Pistols gig, or AC/DC, or Iron Maiden, or Coal Chamber or any fucking thingnot in 4/4 time you twat.

  136. Lol, live music gigs should have a LGBTIALP “point person”
    Best episode ever.

  137. Oh come on

    Does anyone else miss the cultural cringe? I do.

  138. Rex Mango

    It does seem there might be a problem with strip searches at music festivals and leswegian police girls taking advantage of the situation. They are DJ’s anyway and not real musos.

  139. Bowl cut wants to unionise musos, what will you call it, the drug addled green room alliance.

  140. Rex Mango

    Why couldn’t we get the Blues Brothers on this panel to talk some sense?

  141. Don’t got to a Sex Pistols gig, or AC/DC, or Iron Maiden, or Coal Chamber or any fucking thingnot in 4/4 time you twat.

    Quite correct. When the Coldstream Guards are playing, with 400 bayonet wielding disciplined Guardsmen following the band, nobody gives any shit to the musicians.
    Redefines the phrase “Safe Space”

  142. It’s over, thank you sweet baby Jesus.

  143. Rex Mango

    Do luv the way this girl moves back and forth seemlessly from one of about 5 different victim groups.

  144. Oh come on

    What? But the Anti-Defamation League has declared bowl cuts to be verboten! Cancel him/her/preferred pronoun!

  145. Oh come on

    Cancel preferred pronoun!

    The chant of a generation

  146. Rex Mango

    Look at Tex, he is comatose listening to her rock out.

  147. I’m sure bowl-cut just made the “ok” signal with the fingers on her right hand.

  148. Ok Troops, interruptions came in at 0. That’s right Grumpy, you can now squeeze your sweaty, morbidly obese frame into the arseless chaps and stress test the stitching with your cellulite dimpled thighs.

    Wear them in good health, until your fatal heart attack.

  149. Rex Mango

    White girl on the panel trying to demonstrate some natural rhyrthm.

  150. Rex Mango

    Hang on, Snowcone interrupted the fat guy in the blue suit multiple times.

  151. Carpe has spoken, Rex.
    Case closed.
    If you really want arseless chaps, you’ll have to buy your own.

  152. cohenite

    Bugger, I knew it’d be nothing; with that crew I’m surprised it wasn’t a negative number.

  153. areff

    Why Q&A when Aussie Goldhunters us on?

  154. Why Q&A when Aussie Goldhunters us on?

    We’re drunk

  155. Beertruk

    Why Q&A when Aussie Goldhunters us on?

    Single mothers?

  156. Hang on, Snowcone interrupted the fat guy in the blue suit multiple times.

    They didn’t qualify as the standard smarmy asshat interruption.

    Sorry

  157. Pete of Perth

    Missed out on the 150m jackpot only to watch the arseless chaps being oiled up for Grumpy’s use.

  158. Mark M

    Rex Mango
    #3172045, posted on September 30, 2019 at 10:39 pm
    Why couldn’t we get the Blues Brothers on this panel to talk some sense?

    Jake @2.20min: “As you look around this world today, you see this country spurned, you see backs turned on this country.
    This country of north America is a stronghold.
    This is where we are gonna make a stand in this decade.
    I got something to say to the state department.
    I say take that archaic Munroe doctrine, and that Marshall Plan that says we are supposed to police the world and throw it out and stay home for the next ten years!”

    Green Onions ‘live’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jP9BdZPmlQ

    No place for Jake on that panel today.

  159. Mark M

    Oops. Not Jake, but Elwood is doing his rant.

  160. Bruce

    “For the detractors, Kermit was a musical genius.”

    That song about the “Rainbow Infection” was profound.

  161. Bruce

    “Whiskey, anything but Johnny Walker.”

    “Nant” from Tasmania? A nice drop.

  162. kae

    Carpe:

    If you had these people at a dinner party you would fake your own death to make them leave early.

    10/10

    kae

  163. Muddy

    A bit slow as ever, but thank you to the ‘brave’ for your comments.

    I dub thee QASERKERS – Q&A Berserkers. Your sacrifice will live in the annals of myth and legend.

  164. John A

    kae #3172401, posted on October 1, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    Carpe:

    If you had these people at a dinner party you would fake your own death to make them leave early.

    10/10

    Murder by Death, then?

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