Hollywood ladies’ man finally settles down

LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND GRETA THUNBERG TEAM UP TO STOP THE CLIMATE CRISIS.

“Greta Thunberg and Leonardo DiCaprio have committed to each other to fight climate change and deliver the next generation a safe and brighter world.”

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28 Responses to Hollywood ladies’ man finally settles down

  1. NuThink

    Is DiCaprio going to take her to party on one of his hired yachts such as the Topaz or travel in a private jet.
    https://moneyinc.com/leonard-dicaprios-yacht/

  2. Beachcomber

    Looks like Greta has also found her sugar daddy; Uncle Arnie.

  3. RobK

    The linked vegan based article was complete with an ad for “vegan erections” featuring a seedless cucumber partially freed from its prophylactic cover. The propaganda machine is in full flight.

  4. Some History

    DiCrapio looks like he means business. He’s turned his baseball cap back to front. Look out.

  5. Some History

    That is a baseball cap?? Or is it some sort of Chinese cap?

  6. Whalehunt fun

    Unlike heads, two cretins are not better than one.
    Happily I am working to make her world as polluted and ruined as I can. I love destroying the hopes and dreams of ignorant loons.

  7. Up the Workers!

    One five-second brain-fart from those two Leftard geniuses should be enough to change global climate.

    Surely!

  8. mem

    What is it with jerks and druggies and turned around baseball caps? It’s like a signature for “I’m a dumb ass that wants attention”.

  9. Up the Workers!

    Is Di Coprolite trying to tell us that he is as bald as Fitzie the ex-thugby-playing Red Bandanna Man?

    It would be less conspicuous if he cut some plastic artificial ‘Instant Lawn” to size and dyed it brown.

  10. C.L.

    They need one of those celebrity portmanteaux like Brangelina or TomKat.
    Gretard?

  11. mh

    Chicago’s snowiest Halloween ever: 3.4 inches of snow breaks daily record, weather service says; overnight temperature may approach 140-year-old record

    https://www.chicagotribune.com/weather/ct-halloween-forecast-weather-20191031-zccepmwggnechlqlhvohq2j2te-story.html

  12. Zatara

    That is a baseball cap?? Or is it some sort of Chinese cap?

    Or a beanie.

  13. Robber Baron

    All l see is a photo of two highly paid actors.

  14. struth

    His eyebrows are a mess.
    Better get his personal eyebrow sculpture on his private jet again, to cross country, as I can see he needs a good plucking.
    Poofter.

  15. Bruce of Newcastle

    Maybe they should do a repeat of that scene in Titanic, on the bow just before they hit an iceberg.

  16. Motelier

    Greta is only 16. Going on Leonardo’s past history with the ladies, Greta has about 9 years of bliss being with de Crapio. 26 is too old for Leo.

  17. Cynic of Ayr

    Well, there goes the worry about funding breakfasts!
    There goes the problem of getting back to Sweden. She’ll go in one of DiCaprio’s private jets, which, apparently, are totally carbon dioxide free! They must be, or he wouldn’t fly them. Would he?
    Oh Jeez, wait for the accusations of child molestation to come out! This opportunity to do a “Kavanagh” will be too much for the lefties to ignore.
    This is gunna end hilariously!

  18. Roger

    “Greta Thunberg and Leonardo DiCaprio have committed to each other to fight climate change and deliver the next generation a safe and brighter world.”

    Who’s going to hold them accountable to that…the press?

  19. PB

    Now they aren’t even pretending that all this is anything more than theatre.

  20. Robbo

    A perfect fit. Two halfwits in lock step on an issue that is meaningless. Neither of them can tell the difference between their arse and their elbow.

  21. Percy Popinjay

    Leodino de Crapio and Grater Thunderthighs TEAM UP TO STOP THE CLIMATE CRISIS

    FFS, just f*ck off, you pair of irredeemable imbeciles.

  22. Linden

    One question for Leodino, how carbon neutral is Hollywood?

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