Bomb. Lame Bomb

The ‘wokest’ 007 ever: Bond gets an electric Aston Martin and a wife who refuses to take his second name.

The script has Bond marrying Dr Madeleine Swann – the psychologist played by French actress Lea Seydoux who first appeared in 2015’s Spectre. But she refuses to take her new husband’s name.

The morning after their wedding, Bond wakes sleepy-eyed and says ‘Good morning, Mrs Bond’, to which she replies: ‘Don’t you mean Ms Swann?’

A source said: ‘The phrase ‘Bond girl’ was outlawed from the set. The women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent. These women are not helpless girls who jump into bed with Bond – their reactions are very different from what people might think.

‘Bond tries his usual seduction techniques but they fail miserably. It’s very funny.’

Ms Lynch, 31, said of her double-O role: ‘Everyone was really responsive to having her be what I wanted. You’re given a fresh perspective on a brand-new black woman in the Bond world.’

She was determined her character should be a ‘real’ woman ‘who has issues with her weight and maybe questions what’s going on with her boyfriend’.

She even discussed something which has never made it into a Bond film before: ‘We had one conversation about her maybe being on her period in one scene and … throwing her tampon [into the bin].’

 
Looks like this will be the first Bond movie I won’t bother seeing. The trouble with the franchise is that production times are so drawn out that it ends up ticking culture boxes already obsolete. #MeToo is over. It ended when the only men accused, arraigned or arrested were all leftists.

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61 Responses to Bomb. Lame Bomb

  1. rich

    Let’s see if Daniel Craig gets any more roles after this bombs in his kowtow to the PC overlords

  2. Up The Workers!

    Bond’s wife refuses to take his name?

    How ‘woke’ is that?

    Her word ain’t her Bond!

  3. mh

    Bond gets married?

    How bourjois.

  4. struth

    Go woke go broke.
    I won’t be seeing it.

    Really….”I’m on my period”

    There is true sickness and self obsession.
    The left are grubby, and I can’t help but observe it’s mostly women who get quite disgusting concerning bodily functions as they become more woke and left wing.

    Bond has got though the entire franchise of movies without once having to yell out “I’m outa crap wrap in here” or “I wouldn’t go in there for a while” whilst waving his hands about.

    Newsflash to dumb fucker trashing lefties.
    We don’t watch Bond for reality ……………………..it’s not meant to be a documentary on what happens to women when the painters are in, you sick, self absorbed selfish western women.
    IT’S MEANT TO BE FANTASY.

  5. Dr Fred Lenin

    Insanity increases if it is not treated early , like most diseases an ounce of prevention is better than a ton of cure . Wonder what the porn version will look like ,those guys take no prisoners , it will probably have a bigger audience and make more money than the woke one ,wokeists dont like paying with their own money .

  6. Old School Conservative

    Bond gets married?

    It happened before, in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
    The great Dianna Rigg.

  7. Shy Ted

    It’s a pretty car. The film is expected to be 6 hours long which includes a recharging scene of 4 hours.

  8. stackja

    Barbara Dana Broccoli OBE (born June 18, 1960) is an American film producer known for her work on the James Bond film series.

    Broccoli is the daughter of the James Bond producer Albert R. “Cubby” Broccoli and actress Dana Wilson Broccoli (born Dana Natol). In 1995, Cubby Broccoli handed over control of Eon Productions, the production company responsible for the James Bond series of films, to Barbara and her half-brother Michael G. Wilson; they continue to run the company as of 2019.

  9. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    I haven’t seen a “Bond” film since 1997, and I see no reason to recommence.

  10. Pete of Perth

    Are the gender types killed split 50:50?

  11. Tim Neilson

    Are the gender types killed split 50:50?

    Are you implying that there are only two genders?

    Transphobe!!!!

  12. sabena

    All Bond has to do with his new car is put the “enemy” in the back and slide the seat back.Then they won’t be able to move.

  13. Ellen

    I laughed out loud when I read the comments. Women have been not taking their husband’s surname since the 60s-70s, especially if they already had a profession using there own name. I know one woman who in the seventies rejected both her husband’s and father’s name and invented a new surname . The insanity is on these antediluvuan comments, the rest of us will go and see the movie.

  14. Scott Osmond

    Lefties are on a crusade to kill off all the franchises. They can’t create only subvert and they do it badly. I wonder what they will do once they have murdered all the big money earners? Big entertainment can’t die off fast enough.

  15. Bruce of Newcastle

    John Nolte can capture a movie in a single headline…

    Nolte: Woke James Bond Marries Bossy Feminist, Drives Electric Car

    James Bond is going to be more obnoxiously woke and preachy than ever before in the upcoming No Time to Die.

    Not only will a black woman be introduced as the new 007, Bond himself will drive an electric car and be married to a bossy feminist who refuses to take his name.

    Anyway, while James Cuck is being bossed around by his insufferable wife, he’ll also be driving an electric Aston Martin, the $250,000 Rapide E model, that comes with a bumper sticker that reads “I Heart Obamacare,” at least according to my sources that don’t exist.

    You will also be heartened to know that no water bottles were killed during filming.

    “Crew members were given reusable water bottles which they filled from taps, saving an estimated 230,000 single-use plastic water bottles,” which I’m sure offset at least one-millionth of one-percent of the carbon burned to fly hundreds of people all around the world to film this $200 million sequel.

    Yep, James Bond is now saving the world from water bottles.

  16. JC

    CL

    Can I make a suggestion. Lea is really good looking… chart topping good.. so let’s give her a break. If she wants to go with her maiden name then we make an exception. Exceptions are for any sheilas over 9.5 and also she’s French. Imagine those looks speaking English in a French accent. That’s God given perfection and we should leave it alone.

  17. tombell

    Diana Rigg has long been an outspoken critic of feminism… saying in 1969, “Women are in a much stronger position than men.

    Old School Conservative – bang on. Diana Rigg an absolute stunner in her heyday and smart!!

  18. Cui Bono

    They will bore me to death before climate change gets me

  19. The Beer Whisperer

    This is basically the feminist utopia on screen where women get to choose their mates but men don’t.

    It’s like fighting to end slavery and ending up with black people and white people laughing at each other’s farts.

  20. Roger

    Any truth behind the rumours that Prince Harry will be the next Bond?

    Not being able to act won’t be an issue; he’ll just play himself.

  21. Bruce of Newcastle

    It happened before, in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
    The great Dianna Rigg.

    Once a hunk always a hunk.

    I may be 80, but I have no trouble getting women says 007 star George Lazenby (5 Nov)

    It certainly brings to life his eccentricities. When promoting his Bond movie, he grew a beard and his hair to shoulder length, much against the diktats of the film company, so he looked as little like 007 as possible.

    “I’d developed something of a hippie mentality by then. Also, I was getting laid more.

    “Women liked the look. Short hair is for waiters,” he says.

    “I also listened to my agent who convinced me James Bond would soon go out of fashion. He said the future lay with films like Easy Rider or the spaghetti westerns Clint Eastwood was making in Italy.” Nor had he made friends with Diana Rigg, his leading lady in the Bond movie.

    Lazenby claims that they had a fledgling flirtation, but what Rigg didn’t know was that he was having a secret fling with a hotel receptionist.

    “We’d go the stuntmen’s tent where there was a mattress on the floor,” he says. “Unfortunately, one of the crew members pulled up the flap when Diana was walking past one day. So that was the end of that.”

    He was having it off with Diana Rigg and the hotel receptionist. Respect.

  22. Dan Dare

    Ah, Emma Peel in the Avengers.
    In her Lotus Elan.
    MX5 pinched the styling cues of the Lotus.
    Ooops. Sorry. That might bring in You Know Who

  23. C.L.

    JC, Lea is very sexy.
    I don’t think she can act at all – but that’s OK.

  24. ExIronCurtain

    Shy Ted, you’re a genius.
    The film is expected to be 6 hours long which includes a recharging scene of 4 hours.”

  25. cuckoo

    The final nail will be when Bond cuts back on his drinking. They’ve already hinted at this in the Craig movies. On the other hand, IIRC, Bond has never smoked onscreen since Dr. No. There’s a bit of business with cigarettes and lighters in From Russia with Love but that’s mostly for codeword signals. And there’s the exploding rocket cigarette in You only live twice. The same movie also makes reference to cigarettes being bad for you: the lovely Karin Dor purrs that her employer Mr. Osato “believes in a healthy chest”.

  26. Real Deal

    It’s a pretty car. The film is expected to be 6 hours long which includes a recharging scene of 4 hours.

    Brilliant, Ted!

  27. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    Jeremy Clarkson didn’t think much of the new electric Aston Martin.
    Doubt if he’d have much time for a woke Bond either.

    Yes, it’s fantasy, so leave it as fantasy.
    Where men are men and women are women and periods are left right out of it.
    No-one fantasises about tampons, except perhaps some weird jealous trannies.

  28. Dr Fred Lenin

    It will have a huge cadt if all 475 genders are represented then all the victims of old white priveleged men ,gee! Hste to be paying and feeding them all . Thank goodness they will all use the same toilet these days .
    This modern world is choc a bloc full of tossers .

  29. C.L.

    Timothy Dalton smoked, cuckoo.

  30. JC

    C.L.
    #3209479, posted on November 12, 2019 at 11:32 am
    JC, Lea is very sexy.
    I don’t think she can act at all – but that’s OK.

    And;-)

  31. cuckoo

    Come to think of it, the only Bonds who have featured as heavy drinkers have been Connery and Craig, so there goes that theory too. They soft-pedalled the drinking for the Bonds in-between. There’s one scene where Pierce Brosnan goes on a vodka bender and it looks as convincing as a six year old pretending to smoke a cigarette.

  32. Diogenes

    I will grade this …
    ‘E’ for effort
    ‘F’ for Fail

  33. Miltonf

    Just more cultural Marxist wrecking.

  34. Tintarella di Luna

    Bond’s wife refuses to take his name?

    How ‘woke’ is that?

    Her word ain’t her Bond!

    That’s not even new at all, Italian and many European women do not take their husband’s surnames, I do not wear a wedding ring and did not take my husband’s surname except to sign mortgage documents. I still have my passport and driver’s licence in my maiden name, it does not make me any less married which I have been for 40 years. What a pathetic lot of wokeness.

  35. feelthebern

    Can I make a suggestion. Lea is really good looking… chart topping good.. so let’s give her a break. If she wants to go with her maiden name then we make an exception. Exceptions are for any sheilas over 9.5 and also she’s French. Imagine those looks speaking English in a French accent. That’s God given perfection and we should leave it alone.

    Lea as changed her tune regarding wokeness since her break out role (roll) in Blue Is The Warmest Colour.
    Feel free to google at your leisure.

  36. I see no big deal about not taking the husband’s surname, but why make a big deal of it in the movie, if not simply for the sake of wokeness?

    On another note, I find it kind of funny when a wife (and sometimes a husband) uses both their maiden name and the husband’s surname to make it a double name (two-fathers). What if this concept was was continued through the children etc. You’d have one hell of a long surname after a few generations.

  37. JohnJJJ

    Does that mean the heroines don’t have to walk in a trench to look shorter that Daniel Craig?

  38. Chris M

    Why that Daniel Craig character is so expressionless? The average Chinese shows more emotion. I won’t bother seeing this either – he(?) only identifies as Bond, not the real thing.

  39. Rob MW

    Daniel Craig’s pearl clutching pretend wife is not a patch on his real one and who plays a fantastic leading role in Enemy At The Gates. One of my absolute all time favourites.

    At the end of the day Craig gets to go home !!

  40. Lee

    Sounds as though the producers are hell-bent on killing the Bond franchise, just to appease a handful of woke wankers who probably never watch the films anyway.

    Bond should be the very antithesis of PC.

  41. Bruce in WA

    Ah, yes, Daniel Craig: “I hate handguns. Handguns are used to shoot people and as long as they are around, people will shoot each other.” Hypocrite?

    He’s also scared of heights and driving fast …

    Octopussy!

  42. yarpos

    Does Rey descend from space and light sabre the bad guys? She is a strong woman with incredible skills that learns thing instantly and can never be vanquished. The should have a show with all the Mary Sue characters battling each other, it would go on forever as nobody can be allowed to lose.

  43. Bruce in WA

    Jason Donovan to be the next James Bond?

    No … just no!

    They missed their chance — “The name’s Bond, James Bond

  44. Some History

    Pond, Chaymes Pond. [don’t think he can pronounce ‘b’]

    https://imgur.com/RhEGXVE

  45. Old School Conservative

    Ohhh you are awful SH.

  46. Fair shake of the Sauce bottle

    Great I’ll put this in my unwatched movie library along with the last Ghostbusters, recent Star Wars and anything with Cate Blanchett in it.

  47. JC, Lea is very sexy.
    I don’t think she can act at all – but that’s OK.

    That’s a bonus.

  48. Dr Fred Lenin

    Are husbands allowed to use their maiden name these days? Or is it Harry Merkle ?

  49. Wayne From Perth

    MeToo is over. It ended when the only men accused, arraigned or arrested were all leftists.

    LOL

  50. herodotus

    Swann: Come quickly James, there’s a terrorist holding me hostage in the bathroom!
    James: I’m on my way!
    (he arrives and quickly kills the terrorist)
    Swann: Erk! You’ve killed him!
    Bond: What did you want me to do? Rehabilitate him?

    (credit: pinched from Woody Allen, from the movie Annie Hall, in which he appeared with with Dianne Keaton)

  51. Dave Carter

    But in true old-fashion, she’s retired from her profession when married.
    It was “Dr Swann” in Spectre.
    And Zulu, Spectre was disappointing and missable- but Skyfall was inspired in parts, Quantum of Solace was mercifully brief (the smokin’ Gemma Arterton as Agent Fields kept her dignity by covering up her first name Strawberry) and Casino Royale was good fun.

  52. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Jason Donovan to be the next James Bond?

    Careful, Mel Gibson was under consideration at one time. For my money, Lewis Collins from “The Professionals” would have made a damnfine James Bond.

  53. Squirrel

    In truth, it’s all been downhill since Goldfinger – from Pussy Galore to Pussy Snore.

  54. Kae

    Reality in a Bond movie?

    I watch a movie to escape reality. I have enough reality in my life.

    Really.

  55. Kae

    Lizzie

    No-one fantasises about tampons, except perhaps some weird heir to the British crown.

    FIFY.

  56. Entropy

    JC
    #3209423, posted on November 12, 2019 at 10:50 am
    CL

    Can I make a suggestion. Lea is really good looking… chart topping good.. so let’s give her a break. If she wants to go with her maiden name then we make an exception. Exceptions are for any sheilas over 9.5 and also she’s French. Imagine those looks speaking English in a French accent. That’s God given perfection and we should leave it alone

    Quite so. So very so.

  57. Judge Dredd

    the only men accused, arraigned or arrested were all leftists.

    I also believe the vast majority of them were of a certain (((group))), which was inconvenient. More importantly though, that movement was just a smoke screen, a distraction, from much larger and more evil acts of the Epstein kind.

  58. cohenite

    No only has bond turned into a woose but apparently Thor will grow tits and become a woman. Women and the left ruin everything.

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