Wow!

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79 Responses to Wow!

  1. Robber Baron

    That was funny because it was true.

  2. vlad

    Worth watching for the reaction from Cate Blanchett alone.

  3. stackja

    Will he get another invite?
    Did he mention Roman P and Woody A?

  4. Old School Conservative

    “Shut up. I know he (Epstein) is your friend but I don’t care.”
    Fantastic.

  5. The Left tried to ban him from this one, but for some reason failed.

  6. RobK

    Equal opportunity comedian.

  7. JohnJJJ

    The actors don’t care. As long as the cameras are on. They needed him to get an audience.

  8. Turtle

    The wisdom of the fool.

  9. Professor Fred Lenin

    I like him ,doesnt give stuff about the SJW tossers gives them a serve they rightly deserve .

  10. Infidel Tiger

    He just lived every comedians dream.

    That was brilliant.

  11. Infidel Tiger

    His Weinstein/Bird Box slam later on was devastating if they were capable of shame.

  12. Some History

    Ricky Gervais is the only winner of the Golden Globes

  13. JC

    His Weinstein/Bird Box slam later on

    Explain that.

  14. Leigh Lowe

    Absolutely beautiful.
    By opening up with a warning that the fuckwits in front of him are poorly educated and totally unqualified to make grandiose political statenents, he neutered every pre-prepared rant that followed.
    The most devastating pre-emptive strike since Pearl Harbor .

  15. jupes

    Will he get another invite?

    He’s got buckley’s but what a way to go out!

    Superb.

  16. Leigh Lowe

    Infidel Tiger

    #3283739, posted on January 6, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    His Weinstein/Bird Box slam later on was devastating if they were capable of shame.

    Exactly.
    Paraphrased ..

    “When Harvey was groping and fucking his way around Hollywood, you all followed the herd and said nothing.
    When the Harvey stacks-on started you all joined the herd and jumped on.
    Weak xunts.”

    .
    .
    The Greta Thumbsuck line was also beautifully double-edged too.
    Again, paraphrasing:-

    “Greta is dumb. But you are dumber.”

  17. Leigh Lowe

    Thanks Gab.
    I was going to ask if anyone had it.

  18. Leigh Lowe

    Hmmm.
    Says “not available” Gab.

  19. JohnJJJ

    Here’s the full 8 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=LCNdTLHZAeo&feature=emb_logo
    Not any more – taken down. That was quick. There must be a few who are having a heart attack.

  20. When Harvey was groping and fucking his way around Hollywood, you all followed the herd and said nothing.

    Blowing a director to get a part doesn’t make you a sexual assault victim.

  21. Infidel Tiger

    Matt Rappaport

    @nyactor

    “That’s it! Get drunk, take your drugs, F off!” -Ricky Gervais ending the #goldenglobes2020

    Best ending ever.

  22. C.L.

    I don’t think this is arch mockery from a man who means it.
    It’s just a shtick – like Don Rickles’.

  23. Leigh Lowe

    Blowing a director to get a part doesn’t make you a sexual assault victim.

    That was the point he was making.
    All the outraged #metoo-ers sitting there in front of him were the same ones turning a blind eye in 2016 and 2017 to what THEY now say was atrocious behaviour.

  24. Leigh Lowe

    C.L.

    #3283791, posted on January 6, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    I don’t think this is arch mockery from a man who means it.
    It’s just a shtick – like Don Rickles’.

    Who else dare say it, even in hushed tones at a dinner party for 6 or 8, much less on live TV before millions.
    The discomfort in the room was real.
    This was no “Hollywood roast” where everyone basically sucks each other off.

  25. Infidel Tiger

    The Hollywood Reporter

    Verified account

    @THR

    “I’ve got to be the bloke sitting at home who shouldn’t have been invited. That’s who I’ve got to be.” @rickygervais on why he tailors his jokes at the #GoldenGlobes for the audience at home and doesn’t “pander to the 200 privileged egos in the room” http://thr.cm/dzJEOu

  26. duncanm

    No vid – but full sound

  27. duncanm

    I’m cracking up – listen to the whole thing.

  28. Arky

    Gervais is your typical modern nihilistic atheist brain dead scum sucker.
    When even the likes of this degenerate fool points out your faults and is on the side of virtue, you are at truly putrid levels of sickness.

  29. Viva

    He’s got buckley’s but what a way to go out!

    He insulted another “star studded” crowd a few years back but still got this gig.

    Wait til the dust settles. He’ll be back.

  30. Gab

    Hmmm.
    Says “not available”

    Leigh, I’m on a proxy server to the US, maybe that’s why I could play it. The reactions from the actors – hilarious!

  31. Muddy

    Leigh Lowe
    #3283761, posted on January 6, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    Absolutely beautiful.
    By opening up with a warning that the fuckwits in front of him are poorly educated and totally unqualified to make grandiose political statenents, he neutered every pre-prepared rant that followed.
    The most devastating pre-emptive strike since Pearl Harbor .

    Positioning.
    It can be done in politics, and it IS done frequently, but against conservatism.
    Humans naturally find reaction and defensiveness suspicious.
    We respect – even grudgingly – strength and initiative.

  32. Megan

    Worth watching for the reaction from Cate Blanchett alone

    Looked liked she had swallowed a lemon. She’s probably thinking he doesn’t mean moi!

  33. Arky

    You could all be misinterpreting.
    In a way he could be celebrating the degeneracy.
    And the innoculation against spechifying is just admitting they have control over all the cultural institutions and said speechifying is unwanted personal agrandaizment.
    It’s all in plain sight anyway. What were they going to do? Ignore it? Nope. Hire a funny man to make it all cutesy.

  34. Muddy

    Caveman
    #3283847, posted on January 6, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Thanks Caveman.
    I don’t know much about Gervais (I’ve only ever seen Hot Fuzz, nothing else), but that was brutal. Strangely, it reminded me of the period when Pauline Hanson was first rising in politics, and how almost all of the so-called ‘edgy’ standups (like the ABC types), made ‘Hanson is so dumb/racist that …’ the centre of their routines for many a month.

  35. Spurgeon Monkfish III

    Err, maybe I’m not as nuanced as your average utterly expedient Hollyweird cockgobbling cumbucket, but that sounded like a pretty devastating takedown of various vacuous hypocritical beyond parody imbeciles to me – hopefully no pot plants were harmed during the duration of the monologue.

  36. Spurgeon Monkfish III

    Hire a funny man to make it all cutesy.

    FAG can’t make such an unrelenting cavalcade of degeneracy sound remotely cutesy, even if they hire the resident bloated and equally degenerate limey to try and do so.

  37. Arky

    Yeah, well, my views might be coloured by the fact that I can’t stand Gervais or anything he does.

  38. Spurgeon Monkfish III

    my views might be coloured by the fact that I can’t stand Gervais or anything he does

    An understandable reaction, Arks. I stopped paying any attention to Gervais over a decade ago. I thought his career in the yartz had died around the same time.

  39. Infidel Tiger

    Worth watching for the reaction from Cate Blanchett alone

    What’s happened to her face?

  40. Spurgeon Monkfish III

    What’s happened to her face?

    At a guess, the liberal application of large quantities of Botox.

  41. calli

    Dunno. I found some of the looks of utter amazement very refreshing. He said that! And some took it on the chin.

    Made me wonder if there just might be a couple of independent thinkers there.

    Keith Urban looked like a disapproving old lady. As did Jonathan Pryce. Albeit a bearded one.

  42. Spurgeon Monkfish III

    Jonathan Pryce

    A doppelganger of that uselessness argentine* commie in the Vatican.

    * Correct usage, apparently.

  43. Stimpson J. Cat

    What’s happened to her face?

    It’s called Korean newborn baby foreskin needling.

    Circumcision exists for a reason, you know.

  44. Spurgeon Monkfish III

    The first time I ever heard the term “Hollyweird“.

    If anyone can find an earlier reference, please post it here.

  45. Porter

    I saw the whole unedited version on twitter earlier on. I’ll see if I can find it again. His constant refrains of ‘last one last one don’t care’ was hilarious. There are still some very funny grabs floating from other parts of the broadcast like this one https://twitter.com/DanYanofsky/status/1214036792296529921

  46. Spurgeon Monkfish III

    uselesssness, useless, usage, it’s all the same to me, peasants.

  47. pete m

    His isis streaming service gag was beautiful.

  48. Porter

    I apologise for my garbled posts. I am having some problems with my vision and with that, good night.

  49. duncanm

    The Dame Judy Dench joke was pretty funny. Completely vulgar, but funny.

  50. Muddy

    Porter
    #3283952, posted on January 6, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    I apologise for my garbled posts. I am having some problems with my vision and with that, good night.

    You’re fitting right in, Porter. No apologies required.

  51. Crossie

    Leigh Lowe
    #3283761, posted on January 6, 2020 at 4:27 pm
    Absolutely beautiful.
    By opening up with a warning that the fuckwits in front of him are poorly educated and totally unqualified to make grandiose political statenents, he neutered every pre-prepared rant that followed.
    The most devastating pre-emptive strike since Pearl Harbor .

    And yet they completely ignored everything he said and carried on how Australian fires are caused by climate change.

  52. Judge Dredd

    Hollywood is a very bad place for kids, and for anyone with a soul. A quick search on the most well known directors (eg. it rhymes with Steelcurb), producers (sounds like Myan Stinger) and actors (like the main actor in Inception) show they commit acts of abuse or have been ritually abused. No wonder all child stars go off the rails – it’s not because they can’t handle the fame, it’s the ritual abuse that has completely broken them.
    I am sure Hollywood is filled with completely normal and wonderful people, but there there seems to be so many wicked people in power you have to wonder who is running the show.

  53. A quick search on the most well known directors (eg. it rhymes with Steelcurb), producers (sounds like Myan Stinger) and actors (like the main actor in Inception) show they commit acts of abuse or have been ritually abused.

    There is no actual proof of this. The real scandal in La La Land was NXIVM.

  54. Judge Dredd

    There is no actual proof of this

    I think there’s enough dodgy stories to make a reasonable man think that they wouldn’t want certain Hollywood producers/directors/etc within 100 feet of their kids.
    NXIVM was not the bottom of the barrel.

  55. Jumpnmcar

    Top brave stand-up comedians will lead us out of this PC, woke horseshit were in.
    Dave Chapel, Bill Burr, Norm MacDonald, Ricky Gervais, Anthony Jeselnik etc…

    They’ll be more effective than any activist or politician.

  56. Crossie

    Just watching the full recording of the Golden Globe awards and the only thing I can say is that Hollywood is the stupidest place on earth. Is there any chance that Iran might bomb it in retaliation for Suleimani? If that happens I would bet my entire superannuation that the Hollywood celebs would defend it because they hate Trump so much.

  57. mh

    Hollywood should apologise for its treatment of Fatty Arbuckle.

    Then apologise for everything ever since.

  58. Leigh Lowe

    And yet they completely ignored everything he said and carried on how Australian fires are caused by climate change.

    Yeah, but the wind was gone from their sails.
    He had just told them how irrelevant they are.
    Tomorrows entertainment news will prove it.
    No-one will give a fuck, including those making all the “stick it to da man” noises.

  59. Nob

    Crossie
    #3284058, posted on January 6, 2020 at 8:52 pm
    Leigh Lowe
    #3283761, posted on January 6, 2020 at 4:27 pm
    Absolutely beautiful.
    By opening up with a warning that the fuckwits in front of him are poorly educated and totally unqualified to make grandiose political statenents, he neutered every pre-prepared rant that followed.
    The most devastating pre-emptive strike since Pearl Harbor .

    And yet they completely ignored everything he said and carried on how Australian fires are caused by climate change.

    So what, nobody’s watching.

    But everybody’s seen this intro.

  60. Nob

    “less time in school than Greta Thunberg” is already a synonym for thick.

  61. OldOzzie

    Cleavage-happy stars let it all hang out at the 2020 Golden Globes

    It is called the Golden Globes, after all.

  62. OldOzzie

    Gab
    #3283766, posted on January 6, 2020 at 4:33 pm
    Here’s the full 8 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=LCNdTLHZAeo&feature=emb_logo

    Leigh Lowe
    #3283778, posted on January 6, 2020 at 4:38 pm
    Hmmm.
    Says “not available” Gab.

    LL,

    just VPN yourself to USA Los Angeles (or anywhere in the USA)

    It will then play, and when finished, VPN back to where you want to be

  63. Tom

    Bravo, Ricky! You stuck it right up them — as only a Pommy outsider could, pointing out how full of bullshit, hypocrisy and self-delusion Hollywood is. Now they’ll all pretend it never happened. They’re in the fantasy business after all.

    H/t Porter for posting the whole thing.

  64. OldOzzie

    The Federalist – Ricky Gervais Made A Very Clever Golden Globes Maneuver

    Ricky Gervais knowingly set Hollywood up for a glittering failure on Sunday. I’m not sure it was the best ever, but his opening monologue at the Golden Globes deserves to go down in award show history for its definitive and explicit rebuke of one of the season’s grandest traditions—and one of the industry’s most iconic blindspots: the political acceptance speech.

    “You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything, you know nothing about the real world,” he told the room of insiders. “Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So, if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god and f-ck off.”

    But it wasn’t to be.

    It was boring and tedious and predictable. But it was also exactly what Gervais preemptively discredited.

    Gervais, elbows sharp as ever, cleverly got the glamorous crowd to groan before a national audience over jabs at their associations with Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein. He shredded the credibility of Hollywood’s progressive politics: “You say you’re woke but the companies you work for—Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service you’d call your agent, wouldn’t you?” (Tim Cook was in the audience.)

    And he did all of this to their faces.

    Of course, Gervais knew that’s how the show would unfold. He just happened to be clever enough to finally give all the blather its proper framing.

    “Have a great time. Get drunk. Take your drugs,” he signed off.

    Here’s the full transcript of the opening monologue:

  65. duncanm

    I have one question. Who’s the winner of the fictitious ‘most ripped junkie’ award?

  66. All we need know is for him to be made Sir Ricky Gervais.

    Great viewing.

  67. egg_

    Gervais calls out Hollyweird’s hypocrisy?
    /Denial is not a river in Africa.

  68. egg_

    Who’s the winner of the fictitious ‘most ripped junkie’ award?

    Is there a most-off-their-face After Party award?

  69. egg_

    Re Thunberg – are juvenile tards the Left’s latest fetish?

  70. Nighthawk the Elder

    Crossie

    #3284181, posted on January 6, 2020 at 11:26 pm
    Just watching the full recording of the Golden Globe awards and the only thing I can say is that Hollywood is the stupidest place on earth. Is there any chance that Iran might bomb it in retaliation for Suleimani?

    Hollyweird are Suleimani’s chief mourners in the US and the Mullahs main cheer squad. They would provide comfort and aid to the terrorists if it can mean bringing down the Orange Man. So no, highly unlikely Weinsteinland will be on the target list.

  71. mh

    NewsBusters reported Monday that ABC News’ “Good Morning America” alotted the most coverage to Gervais with 47 seconds of its hours-long morning program dedicated to his biting humor. NBC News’ “Today” offered just 15 seconds while “CBS This Morning” referred to the awards show emcee for only seven seconds.

    Meanwhile, CNN and MSNBC completely ignored Gervais altogether, with the latter raising eyebrows since NBC had aired the ceremony.

  72. Meanwhile, CNN and MSNBC completely ignored Gervais altogether, with the latter raising eyebrows since NBC had aired the ceremony.

    It’s the award show about nothing, apparently.

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