OMG. Acquittal victory lap for the Richard Petty of trolls

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20 Responses to OMG. Acquittal victory lap for the Richard Petty of trolls

  1. classical_hero

    Gentleman, start your engines.

  2. Riversutra

    As long as he drives it like he stole it!

  3. Up The Workers!

    Lesson for the DimocRats in this:

    “You made your bed; you lie in it!”

    Serves them bloody right.

    In the interests of fairness and equal-time though, perhaps immediately after Trump’s Victory Lap, they should have a slow horse and cart carrying Old Nancy Gin-Bottle, KKKillary Arkancide, all six corruptly profiteering members of the Bidet Crime Family, Schifforbrains and No-Nads, Chuck Schumer, Alexandra Occasionally-Coherent, Stormy Daniels, Christine Blatant-Fraud, Jizzy Smellitt, Fauxcahontas Warren, Pete Butt-Gig Mayor of the S-Bend, and Little Michael Bloomberg atop his elevator heels – all wearing sackcloth and ashes, so people can show their appreciation for the last three years of blatant sore-loser lies, fraud and endless character-assassination, by pelting them with rotten tomatos and eggs and anything else which is handy, rotten and stinks a lot.

    Democracy in progress.

    It’s a wonderful thing to behold!

  4. mark jones

    I’d pay to see that!

  5. Tom

    The race starts at 0500 Monday AEDT, but if Trump takes the Beast for a spin beforehand, it’ll be all over the TV news. The challenge for the journo scum will be how to spin it as a negative for the president. They’ll find a way.

  6. Crossie

    Trump might as well enjoy himself when he is among friends just to shove it in the faces of the Hollywood-D.C.-New York malevolentocracy.

  7. calli

    The challenge for the journo scum will be how to spin it as a negative for the president. They’ll find a way.

    Shamelessly adding to Carbon “Pollution”
    Rank Narcissism
    Populism
    Misuse of Government Equipment
    Encouraging Speeding
    He has Better Things To Do
    Un “Presidential”

    How’s that for starters? The bulldust just writes itself.

  8. Geriatric Mayfly

    A bit like its passenger. Once The Beast gains momentum it will be very difficult to slow it down.

  9. Dr Faustus

    I’m seeing Impeachment Opportunity here.

    Beast = Government Property.
    Beast at Daytona = Use of Government Property to grind political opponents into unelectable pink mush.

    Trump’s setting a trap.

  10. Leigh Lowe

    The challenge for the journo scum will be how to spin it as a negative for the president. They’ll find a way.

    Shamelessly adding to Carbon “Pollution”
    Rank Narcissism
    Populism
    Misuse of Government Equipment
    Encouraging Speeding
    He has Better Things To Do
    Un “Presidential”

    Cost of security.
    People can’t afford [insert pet cause here] yet Trump thinks it is OK to [insert latest Presidential activity here].

  11. Infidel Tiger

    Democrats impeach Trump for speeding and failing to indicate.

  12. areff

    President Donald Trump has jammed a thumb in Gaia’s eye by driving a non-electric car at a convention of deplorable rednecks in Florida.

    The President’s celebration of carbon pollution and toxic masculinity stood in marked contrast to the positions of his would-be Democratic opponents, whose differences on other issues are underscored by their shared commitment to address the climate crisis and sixth great extinction.

    While gun-loving Americans applauded the President’s victory lap before the Daytona 500, his seemingly innocent circuit of the track drew bitter condemnation in the US and abroad.

    ‘I mean, what do you expect from this demon in human form,’ wondered Whoopi Goldberg, who noted that Trump had denied a job and income to disenfranchised black chauffeurs by insisting on driving himself.

    Across the Pacific, some of Australia’s leading public intellectuals added their voices to the withering criticism of the indicted US leader’s stunt.

    ‘His endorsement of hydrocarbon pollution is nothing short of a tragedy,’ said Jane Caro.

    ‘I’m no fan of the Morrison government, but on this issue the Coalition is on the right side of history.

    ‘The PM and Treasurer both grasp that a painfully high excise on petrol is key to the looming age of green growth and prosperity.

    ‘As for that slut Melania, how many animals were tortured in the Max Factor concentration camp to get just that shade of lipstick’ ……

    There you go, Tom, a preview of tomorrow’s ABC report from Daytona

  13. cuckoo

    [Insert actual photo of Obama riding a bicycle in mom jeans and a helmet]

  14. Scott Osmond

    The man is a showman. Most people like a show. He will win not just because people like an income but because he has charisma. Look at his rivals. A mixture of scalds, bitter old drunks, wet blankets and finger wagging hypocrites. I can’t wait for little Mikey after buying the democrat brokered convention facing Trump and being told at a debate that he’s too short for this ride.

  15. Perplexed of Brisbane

    Areff,

    What Tom said.

    I thought that was an actual report till I got to the last line.

    Satirists must be a dying breed. It’s hard to tells satire from actual reports.

  16. brennan

    Just to drive the leftards even more nuts, it should have huge 1’s on the doors and roof.

  17. Adam Davidson

    Has The Guardian or SMH offered Areff a job yet??

  18. a reader

    The left will go mad but I know for a fact that every Republican president has shown up to the Daytona 500 at least once since the 1980s. I think it was Reagan even showed up mid-race in time for the victory. If my memory serves me right it was also Richard Petty’s 200th victory.

  19. Zatara

    [Insert actual photo of Obama riding a bicycle in mom jeans and a helmet]

    You forgot to mention it was a gurl’s bike.

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