Phoning it in

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9 Responses to Phoning it in

  1. max

    Workers at metal and chemical factories in Italy’s north may go on strike this week, in protest against the government’s failure to include them on a shutdown list.

    why should anyone work if government paying not to work?

  2. max

    In what it’s hoped will become a positive trend, Italy has reported a drop in Covid-19-related fatalities for a second consecutive day.

    was it chicken little sky is falling?

    A total of 1.5 million people died from TB in 2018 (including 251 000 people with HIV).

  3. Professor Fred Lenin

    Well we cant have these accomplished liars catching the Wuhan Chinese Bat Disease ,they can lie just as well from home ,better perhaps without the studio pressurev,and the fear a real American might overhear the plans for todays lies . Cant have them being triggere8d can we .
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  4. max

    “Flu Pandemic: Once and Future Menace.”
    By Robin Marantz Henig 1992

    The adoption of certain new farming techniques in the developing world increases the odds that another such strain will soon emerge. Pigs, ducks and chickens live side by side on many Asian farms, especially those engaged in fish farming. Widely promoted as an energy-efficient way to generate high yields of protein foods, fish farming involves feeding hen feces to pigs and fertilizing fish ponds — where ducks also swim and drink — with fresh pig manure. Some virologists, especially in Europe, worry about the prime opportunities for genetic reassortment that this agricultural method provides. As scientists from Wales and Germany recently wrote about fish farming, the result may well be the creation of “a considerable potential human health hazard” by bringing together the two reservoirs of influenza viruses. (Eating the fish is not thought to be a flu hazard, since fish are not reservoirs for human influenza virus.)

  5. Confused Old Misfit

    Workers at metal and chemical factories in Italy’s north may go on strike this week, in protest against the government’s failure to include them on a shutdown list.

    why should anyone work if government paying not to work?

    The government assumed they were dealing with sentient adults.
    The government will have to elect a new people.

  6. Mother Lode

    They would be a riot going to the doctor.

    Dr: So, what seems to be the problem?
    CNN Drone: Well Doc, my chest feels a bit tight, probably the suffocating atmosphere full of all the Orange Man’s lies.
    Dr: Okay. Tight chest. What else?
    CNN Drone: He is calling the Wuhan virus, I mean COVID-19, the Chinese virus, so he is a xenophobe.
    Dr: No, I mean about you.
    CNN Drone: oh, i’m Not a xenophobe. No way no how. I’m a liberal. I will vote for people even though they are black.
    Dr: I mean other problems.
    CNN Drone: Well, he is a misogynist too.

  7. Tim Neilson

    Mother Lode
    #3373133, posted on March 24, 2020 at 10:24 am

    World class.

    In a sane world you’d be getting a cut of the $1.2 billion spent on ABC “comedy” etc.

  8. nb

    Mother Lode, #3373133, posted on March 24, 2020 at 10:24 am continued:
    Dr: Oh, and who should I bill for this consultation.
    CNN Drone: How dare you. Not me.

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