Bad joke alert – read at own risk
Perhaps this is going through KMR’s head at this moment
Today I give sincere thanks to Prince William and his lovely wife Kate for naming their baby son Kevin Michael in my honour. They’re bonza people.
A most appropriate gesture that’s for sure. I can’t wait to take a selfie of yours truly and bonnie prince Kevin Michael. We’re cooking with gas now.
That’s a fair shake of the sauce bottle: imagine King Kevin Michael Windsor with Prime Minister for Life Kevin Michael Rudd!
I’ve got to zip.