Start with a base of equine excrement (used when bovine excrement just not sufficiently expressive).
Add a generous dollop of hair gel.
Season generously with Chinese 5 spice (not to be confused with Shanghai 4 Seasons Hotel).
Bake and serve in a chalice from the imperial palace. Garnish with some contra-national foreign policy statements and serve with iPhone from 2 years into the future.
Accompany with 2 bottles of donated Grange.