Tuesday Forum: January 1, 2019

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  1. Dr Fred Lenin

    Aha I join the other old guy

  2. Carpe Jugulum

    Good afternoon all

  3. vr

    Missed the podium by this much…

    Happy New Year, folks !

  4. Dr Fred Lenin

    First of many this new year who are we going to attack?

  5. stackja

    Times Square NYE raining. 19 minutes to go!

  6. Steve trickler

    These protesters should be worrying about Mo and Allen.



  7. calli

    I wonder what the anti foxhunting brigade think about abortion?

  8. stackja

    Times Square honouring ‘fake news’.

  9. Dr Fred Lenin

    The hunt protesters should be ashamed,persecuting those drunk guys in red coats,as Oscar Wilde said ,”the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatableb”,didnt like the hunting set did Oscar.

  10. Zatara

    Wonder what the anti fox hunting brigade think of this? But somehow I think they are city folks.

    I do understand the objection to the rather barbaric old techniques of running them down with dogs but I’m dead curious how they would respond to this.

    The numbers of coyotes and wild hogs have exploded in some parts of the US and farmers have had to hire specialists to come in at night and wipe them off of their farms using those techniques.

  11. Bruce of Newcastle

    Target rich environment…

    Nolte: The 2018 Breitbart News Fake News Awards

    Awesome! Don’t miss the even awesomer Powerline The Year In Pictures too.

  12. Steve trickler

    Brilliant compilation from 2018. When people keep getting better behind the camera, the watermark keeps getting bigger.

    Stunning aviation filming from Wales – Mach Loop.



  13. stackja

    Zatara – Foxes in my inner west Sydney suburb.

  14. Zatara

    stackja – point taken but how many people raise chooks for food and eggs there?

  15. I have vague memory of 6 million fox pelts being exported from WA in one year (something like 1980s maybe).

  16. zatara – in southern Viktoristan the staples of fox diet are birds, bird eggs and marsupials.

  17. egg_

    Stunning aviation filming from Wales – Mach Loop.

    More awesomeness.
    Ditto Star Wars Canyon.

  18. Foxes kill for sport (ask someone who has had their chooks wiped out and none taken).

    So clearly foxes are in favour of hunting as a sport.

  19. Dr Fred Lenin

    The fox hunt protesters ,one of these days a frightened horse is going to lash out and kick a hole in a protester,though I dont really agree with hounds tearing foxes to shreds ,I have seen what foxes and dogs do to lambs and sheep,. The price of lamb in Australia now a lamb is a valuable thing ,sorry for those who farm near the greenies “national parks fire hazards and nests of ferocious dogs ,anyone who goes in the bush without a gun is running a great risk. One day someone will be pack attacked my old bushman mate told me ,they stand and eye you off he told me,chilling ,another benefit brought to you by the gangrenes .

  20. Zatara

    I’m aware of fox diets friends. I’m just suggesting that those protesting the removal of foxes generally have no idea of their depredations upon our food sources.

    When fox hunts via horseback and dog pack began they were the most effective way of removing the fox. They aren’t anymore. Time to find another excuse to ride around jumping fences.

    But I’d bet those morons protesting are divided between those who hate the toidy high class toofs in red riding the horses and those who actually only eat salad.

  21. Memoryvault

    Geez, where is everybody?
    Having an afternoon kip?

  22. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    Just finishing off some mince tarts in celebration of this beautiful new thread brought to us by the handsomest economist in a generation … no, truly Sinc, I mean it .. sort of … well, I know you only came second in that hairy-chest duel down to the second shirt button but I could hardly let my own Hairy lose, could I?. Anyway, he’s not an economist.

    Tarts eaten today don’t count. A New Year’s Resolution doesn’t kick in until tomorrow, does it?

    We went to a fun party last night, old friends and a few new ones, with almost no lefties and climate ‘believers’ in that lot. Much dancing (very hard on me dancing with my crystal-sharded left foot bearing weight only on the heel). Still, I could not resist the group of us dancing girls doing an expressive number or two together in the rumpus room. Hairy, very much the dancing man in his cups, joined in one of these, saying he had been sent downstairs by the group of blokes upstairs to ‘go over the top’ in the name of all good blokes, i.e. take one for the team and infiltrate the Bacchanalian coven.

    You will all be pleased to know that I was complimented on my dress, so the slightly wobbly hemline was not obvious. I do look very busty in it, but, as it has a slight faux-Medieval air to the design, I got away with its swoopingly low neckline, one of several eye-catching necklines on display, including that of our hostess, who stinted not at all on the leg display either. I could not compete though in the shoe stakes, confined as I was to flattish good-for-you shoes; some excitingly sparkly Wives’ Christmas Present Shoes were being worn, only to be abandoned in that last wayward half hour on Bald Mountain ferociously singing ‘Hit The Road, Jack’ and other tuneful imprecations at the oblivious Hairy, before the magic of midnight, fireworks and the arrival of the rest of the blokes tipped us over into the mass hugs and kisses of 2019.

    Three glasses of very nice champers were just right for me to drive safely home after midnight.
    I hope you all had a good time too.

  23. bespoke

    O NO!! Cosmo shift. 🙂

  24. Zatara

    When fox hunts via horseback and dog pack began they were the most effective way of removing the fox. They aren’t anymore.

    On a side note, my crew lived through a week of survival training in the Florida swamps by becoming experts on chasing down armadillos like those dogs. We also discovered the only way to eat an armadillo under our conditions was to parboil the bejezus out of them in an old tin can we found and pray we could find something to season the result with. BBQ doesn’t work because hey, no BBQ sauce in our survival kit.

    Final opinion: It’ll keep you alive, but is it worth it?

    (No offense meant to any armadillos present)

  25. Peter Castieau

    G’Day all, sadly back to work tomorrow.

  26. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Geez, where is everybody?
    Having an afternoon kip

    What’s wrong with that? When we were borrowing customers from other cultures, to make up the multicultural society, I’ve long wanted to speak to the fool who passed up the siesta.

  27. Knuckle Dragger

    Bill Burr – one of the better stand ups to come out of the States in recent times. Makes valid points too.

  28. DrBeauGan

    toofs in red riding the horses

    It’s not red, it’s hunting pink.

    OK, it’s red, but it’s called pink.

  29. Memoryvault

    Fair enough, Zulu. But it’s hard to drink when you’re lying down.
    Lord knows I’ve tried often enough over the past 50+ years.

  30. Tailgunner

    Top 50
    Lol
    Is Arky back yet? Or still dealing with the black pills?
    Worst.
    Flounce.
    Ever.
    Come back as Grigory N

  31. Zatara

    It’s not red, it’s hunting pink.

    Also known as a target in other hunting games.

  32. Memoryvault

    Arky/Stimpy/Giraffe has been and gone again a few times since he left “forever” yesterday.

  33. Tailgunner

    Women are just nuts, god bless them.
    They love snoopy-ing through phones. And extrapolating.
    So I’ve got a few sexy selfies from olden times?!
    Like art. Frozen in time.
    Why do I now have to find a place for a massive tent for sale, my recently purchased spare set of rims/tyres and all manner of garage stuff, in a one bedroom joint?
    Pffft.
    Can’t even bring a babe home. Shit everywhere. And I’m drinkin

  34. egg_

    Come back as Grigory N

    He’d have to YouTube his home lobotomy first.

  35. Tailgunner

    Thanks MV.
    Good to see you around.
    Gives JC something to talk about.
    And I’ve always loved the Alan Bond/Ak47 stuff!

  36. Elle

    Arky/Stimpy/Giraffe has been and gone again a few times since he left “forever” yesterday.

    Arky is Stimpson?

  37. Tailgunner

    Egg,
    Troll the troll. It’s perfect.
    Use a Romanian flag gravatar.
    Baldrick would love it.

  38. Tailgunner

    My man Stimps is just having a WEB i reckon.
    Lurking only.
    I’ll try and find something to smoke him out.

  39. Memoryvault

    I nearly always strive to be entertaining, Tailgunner.

  40. Tailgunner

    Am I allowed to post anonymous sexy selfies here?
    😀
    Not of me?!

  41. Tailgunner

    Don’t ever change, MV.
    🙂

  42. Zatara

    Post yer tent and tyres advert.

  43. JC

    Gunner

    The fucking moron has recruited exactly one single disciple in the 5 or so years he’s been furiously posting here. What a sad carnival barker.

  44. egg_

    Am I allowed to post anonymous sexy selfies here?

    So long as you don’t send your Gran an anonymous dick pic for New Year’s.

  45. Memoryvault

    I’ll try and find something to smoke him out.

    Struth tricked him into revealing himself yesterday.

    But I don’t think he has “left forever again.
    I think he’s just having a WEB, as you say.

    That’s the trouble with kids today.
    No staying power.

  46. JC

    Don’t ever change, MV.

    You can believe it.

  47. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    Amazing isn’t it how music and dancing stir the soul of even the most dour and dare I say, older, male? That gravitas in mien disappears, the years are shed, the my-hip-hurts and the my-knee’s-crook excuses melt away and they trip the light fantastic with their hearts back in the sixties, seventies, eighties of their heydays. Men who yesterday looked ready for a quiet nap in the retirement home suddenly discover their inner teenager (never far away with the males of the species) and decide this is the night to give him a good airing. Wives, who are often younger (but not always because there are some cougars around) in the spirit of competitive dress have given the old blokes something to think about. And think they do, all over the dance floor. Such moves as have not been seen since nineteen seventy six are alive and well on the floor. Which is, of course, where one or two of the performers end up, reposing gracefully into the New Year. Not my Hairy though. He’s made of sterner stuff. As long as I drive. 🙂

  48. DrBeauGan

    When DG did his flounce yesterday, there were two polar opposite reactions. The first was a “Please don’t go Arky, we luurve you.” Mostly from women. The second was “Man up, ya creep, it’s only BeauGan.” Mostly from men.

    We may have got a proof that blokes and Sheilas really are different in how they think. This won’t surprise anyone except m0nty, but maybe he could tell his friends.

  49. Wil

    A straightforward question.
    How did the Australian natives boil water before foreign settlement?

  50. Elle

    Well Dr, I have turned. Have unsubscribed. It’s all fake news. Not for me.

  51. Zatara

    Amazing isn’t it how music and dancing stir the soul of even the most dour and dare I say, older, male?

    Yes, but cortisone shots and the little blue pill out perform any atmosphere when one is of age.

  52. Tailgunner

    Lol! Hi JC!
    Are you going to name names?
    I have a friend who’s cousin in WA saw the warehouse .
    “like something from Indiana Jones “is what I heard…

  53. Stimpson J. Cat

    Arky/Stimpy/Giraffe has been and gone again a few times since he left “forever” yesterday.

    You must be f$cking joking.
    Don’t call me a f$cking Kiwi again you Sane Muppets.
    That is offensive.

  54. Tailgunner

    question.
    How did the Australian natives boil water before foreign

    How long have you been lurking, Wil?
    They didn’t have billies back then, dude.
    Welcome 🙂

  55. Elle

    If you peruse the blog, Dr, you will see blokes are as emotional as women in their reactions … about politics etc. etc. And there were plenty of posts by blokes asking Arky not to go.

  56. Tailgunner

    You must be f$cking joking.

    That was easy!

  57. Bruce of Newcastle

    Am I allowed to post anonymous sexy selfies here?

    Only if you aren’t being investigated by Mueller.
    We now know why he’s so interested in Russians.

  58. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    O NO!! Cosmo shift. 🙂

    I always have material available to fill a few spare pixels, Bespoke.
    One of my talents. But I do have others.

    Anyway, this place is cosier with a few scatter cushion around on a lazy afternoon. 🙂

  59. Memoryvault

    Yes, but cortisone shots and the little blue pill out perform any atmosphere when one is of age.

    Maybe.
    But they won’t give me cortisone shots unless I go on Clexane for a week first.
    So I politely told them to shove it.

    Well, maybe not so politely.

  60. cohenite

    So arky is not giraffe nor stimpy and stimpy is neither; and vice versa.

  61. Tailgunner

    Elle, you’ve ruined the blog with the firm, “blessed “boobage/side-boobage, boob talk.
    Arky=Elle
    Stikpson-do Kiwis stick together?

  62. JC

    Gunner

    Yea the warehouse call. Big call that one. I can’t exactly recall, was it Laurie Connell’s warehouse or Alan Bond’s holding the AK47s. I think though, the International Society of Dental Technicians forming world government and running the show from Canberra was the best call of the lot. Was it dental technicians or dentists, as I can’t recall, but the distinction is an important one for accuracy sake 🙂

    That’s some serious fucking crack consumption.

  63. Tailgunner

    Yes, but cortisone shots and the little blue pill out perform any atmosphere when one is of age.
    When does the desire go away? If you’re married /partnered, don’t you get sick of shagging the same girl? After awhile?

  64. DrBeauGan

    Elle
    #2896444, posted on January 1, 2019 at 5:23 pm
    Well Dr, I have turned. Have unsubscribed. It’s all fake news. Not for me.

    You just don’t understand blokes. DG is a man. If he has problems, he will deal with them. It’s what men do. The last thing he wants or needs is an emotional support group.

  65. JC

    I haven’t quite understood the regression. Back in the late 70’s and 80’s there was what I would call a howitzer explosion at the beach. Honestly, you got just got sick of seeing so many of breasts in all different shapes and sizes.. These days, zilch. Took an afternoon walk down the beach with wifey and nothing. For guys, that’s like Sharia law hitting us.

  66. Tailgunner

    Was it dental technicians or dentists, as I can’t recall, but the distinction is an important one for accuracy sake 🙂

    LOL
    I’m crying here.
    That’s some funny shit

  67. Confused Old Misfit

    With hot rocks

    And what was the container for the water in which they placed the rock?
    If, in fact, there was a container at all!
    Second question:
    Why would they be boiling the water?

  68. Elle

    Tell that to the blokes, Dr.
    I’m fine and dandy. 🙂

  69. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    Arky is Giraffe (we all know that) but he is not Stimpy.
    Stimpy was in here earlier.
    I love them both.
    Arky will be back. He does have a wife and family who need him too.
    Arky is mostly busy doing that thing they call self-actualization. A model Fords, videos etc.
    It is sometimes called male menopause. Maybe should see his doc and get his levels checked.
    He should not rely on Dr. Stimpy for anything except advice of a general nature.
    As all the disclaimers say. 🙂

  70. JC

    When does the desire go away? If you’re married /partnered, don’t you get sick of shagging the same girl? After awhile?

    Funny about that, but it’s what I used to think. No, you don’t with the right one and if you’re over 30. You just get tired of the hunt, I think.

  71. DrBeauGan

    Elle
    #2896452, posted on January 1, 2019 at 5:28 pm
    If you peruse the blog, Dr, you will see blokes are as emotional as women in their reactions … about politics etc. etc. And there were plenty of posts by blokes asking Arky not to go.

    Too much soy in their diet.

  72. Memoryvault

    When does the desire go away? If you’re married /partnered, don’t you get sick of shagging the same girl? After awhile?

    It doesn’t and no.

  73. Tailgunner

    Back in the late 70’s and 80’s

    Yeah – that’s when I was coming up. Always hot girls with their tits out on the beach!
    But I have poor eyesight! Have to get closer, but it’s impossible while catching waves.
    Maybe ride one into shore near her?
    Good times 🙂

  74. Elle

    DG is a man. If he has problems, he will deal with them. It’s what men do.

    LOL. Like going at it and abusing each other on a blog? Then spitting the dummy. I thought only women behaved like that.

    Too funny.

  75. Elle

    Too much soy in their diet.

    Hehe. Agreed.

  76. Tailgunner

    Thanks for the insights, gentleman
    Keep them coming, happily married Nazis!

  77. egg_

    So arky is not giraffe nor stimpy and stimpy is neither; and vice versa.

  78. Bruce in WA

    When does the desire go away? If you’re married /partnered, don’t you get sick of shagging the same girl? After awhile?

    (a) Never (I hope) (b) Nope, and nope

    (c) Still feels as good as it ever did …

  79. Memoryvault

    But I have poor eyesight! Have to get closer

    That’s a good one, Tailgunner.
    Did it work often?

  80. Ƶĩppʯ (ȊꞪꞨV)

    When does the desire go away? If you’re married /partnered, don’t you get sick of shagging the same girl? After awhile?

    pick a younger one and she’ll be hot much longer.

  81. Tailgunner

    Now that I’m officially single again,
    I’ll be going to Greece with my shifty, Aus-Greek workmate in June/July.
    He won’t drink Ouzo and has never been out of Oz.
    But he knows the lingo.
    It’s gonna be hilarious.
    So I’ll be coming to the Cat for Intel.
    I want to go to Crete. ww2 interest.
    And we’ll have a car for sire.

  82. bespoke

    DrBeauGan
    #2896440, posted on January 1, 2019 at 5:21 pm
    When DG did his flounce yesterday, there were two polar opposite reactions. The first was a “Please don’t go Arky, we luurve you.” Mostly from women. The second was “Man up, ya creep, it’s only BeauGan.” Mostly from men.

    Some of just wonted to pub but if you went old school and had a real fight first that’s even better since
    it would not be spoken about again. We should arrange a match between JC and his nemesis’s.

  83. Elle

    I love them both.

    Interesting.
    One is a well known hater of my people. He just tries to hide it with (not funny) humour.
    Plays the MH card. Not very well.

    Oy!
    I have better things to do.
    Good evening.

  84. Memoryvault

    pick a younger one and she’ll be hot much longer.

    We’re discussing sex, not electric blankets, Zippy.

  85. Tel

    You just get tired of the hunt, I think.

    No I didn’t get sick of the hunt, I just got uncompetitive when compared with a buff guy of 25 or even if I was up against myself at age 25. Of course I have more money now, but picking up a young gold digger is not my idea of a good time (especially the court case when she would inevitably ditch me and scoop the cash).

    In relative terms, my wife is gaining ground on me in terms of both health and sexual attractiveness and that’s a bit of a worry … but women generally live longer than men; and when I was younger perhaps I wasn’t the ideal custodian (just for starters I used to believe eating eggs was bad, and not one told me about electrolytes … oh I fell for a lot of bullshit, I’m much more healthy and cynical now). I used to get stressed a lot and more angry than was useful. Tell your kids: “Don’t allow other people to make their problems into your problems”. Very important in terms of longevity.

  86. Tailgunner

    Someone has to meet Stimps, just to confirm he looks like the Simpson’s MJ.
    Please.

  87. Tailgunner

    Did it work often
    No. Not once.
    But I was only 12 or so.
    Hetero Pride.

  88. DrBeauGan

    LOL. Like going at it and abusing each other on a blog? Then spitting the dummy. I thought only women behaved like that.

    Struth told me it was fun, so I gave it a go. I’ll try anything. I can’t say it worked for me, but it was educational. I didn’t spit any dummies. Maybe DG was trying a dummy spit to see what would happen. Dunno. I’ve tried being irrational in the past, and it wasn’t fun. Why I’m very glad I’m not a female.

  89. Tailgunner

    In relative terms, my wife is gaining ground on me in terms of both health and sexual attractiveness

    Game Recognised.
    Great stuff, Tel!
    Don’t lose the frame now, bro.
    Just keep her infatuated.
    You know what I mean!

  90. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    Here y’are. Get up ‘n dance.

  91. Tailgunner

    The married Cats, sound like lucky men.
    The grass is always greener?
    🙂
    My Liza d brain is too strong.
    Can’t settle.
    Maybe when I’m older.

  92. DrBeauGan

    Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
    #2896495, posted on January 1, 2019 at 5:56 pm
    Here y’are. Get up ‘n dance.

    No..(shudder)

  93. Stimpson J. Cat

    Interesting.
    One is a well known hater of my people. He just tries to hide it with (not funny) humour.
    Plays the MH card. Not very well.
    Oy!
    I have better things to do.
    Good evening.

    Happy New Year Elle!!!
    And for the record, I don’t hate Kiwis, I just duslike the accent.

  94. Memoryvault

    No. Not once.
    But I was only 12 or so.

    Yeah, I know the feeling.
    But it’s like learning to ride a horse.
    When you fall off, you just have to keep getting back on.

    I only ever saw one infallible method that worked every time.
    And by then I was married.

  95. Tailgunner

    Am I the only single dad on the Cat?
    Although my tale is not usual….

  96. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    oh I fell for a lot of bullshit

    Geez, youse guys. True Confessions time.
    Who mentioned Cosmo?

    Actually, Tel, that was a really worthwhile post.
    I doubt it was easy being a teenage male. Easier for a woman, because we’re talkers.

  97. cohenite

    We should arrange a match between JC and his nemesis’s.

    A match of what?

  98. thefrollickingmole

    What a thread.
    Boobs!
    Crack!
    Foxes!

    2 out of 3, and this is absolutely representative of foxes everywhere, they are horrible little things.

  99. Tailgunner

    Easier for a woman, because we’re talkers.

    Girl Game recognised.
    The “weaker” sex moves the battlefield to advantage.
    Women are the gatekeepers to sex.
    Men are the gatekeepers to relationships.

  100. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    Oy!
    I have better things to do.
    Good evening.

    Goodness, Elle. High dudgeon?
    You are too spirited for that.
    A shining light on this blog.
    And winner of the best boobs comp too.
    See, I can be gracious in defeat. 🙂

  101. Top Ender

    Granny surprise!

    The body of the French woman registered as the oldest person to have lived should be examined after claims that her daughter took over her identity as part of a tax fraud, according to a Russian researcher.

    Jeanne Calment’s apparent longevity turned her into global celebrity before she died at the age of 122 years and 164 days in 1997. However, that age is being challenged by Russian academics who say the woman was not who she claimed to be.

    Yuri Deigin, a genealogist, claims that Mrs Calment actually died in 1934 and that her daughter, Yvonne, usurped her identity as part of a tax scam. As a result the woman who died in 1997 was in fact only 100 years old.

    Link

  102. Memoryvault

    Girl Game recognised.

    Boy scouts, girl guides.

  103. Tailgunner

    And winner of the best boobs comp too.
    Pics, or GTFO

  104. Fisky

    Yea the warehouse call. Big call that one. I can’t exactly recall, was it Laurie Connell’s warehouse or Alan Bond’s holding the AK47s. I think though, the International Society of Dental Technicians forming world government and running the show from Canberra was the best call of the lot. Was it dental technicians or dentists, as I can’t recall, but the distinction is an important one for accuracy sake 🙂

    It was actually a radiology clinic in Canberra, from memory, JC. That’s where every0ne’s data was going to be stored/controlled by the Bilderbergs.

  105. RobK

    I only ever saw one infallible method that worked every time.
    And by then I was married.

    Secrets best left unsaid?

  106. bespoke

    err fight cohenite.

    Cheers

  107. Stimpson J. Cat

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump
    ·
    Dec 31, 2016
    Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!

  108. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    Am I the only single dad on the Cat?

    No. I know a few of them. Single dads are good dads.
    They are the responsible ones, who are there for their kids.
    The name says it all; they are special dads.

  109. JC

    Cronkers

    What do you think of Faulthead’s latest prediction? Billions dead in the northern hemisphere in 4 years time? Presumably this doesn’t count a potential war.

    Honest question, as opposed to dishonest, but is Faulthead the new Messiah?
    What are your thoughts on this, cronkers.

  110. Stimpson J. Cat

    A match of what?

    Jean ironing comp.

  111. Tailgunner

    who are there for their kids.

    Not me.
    I got out clean as a whistle.
    Russian girls.
    No BS.

  112. JC

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump
    ·
    Dec 31, 2016
    Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!

    LOl… Ron Unz reckoned Trump reminded him (Ron) of an opinionated construction worker.

  113. Tailgunner

    Jean ironing comp.

    JC, did you actually admit to that back-in-the-day;?
    Jean ironing is a Cat shibboleth.
    Say it ain’t so!?

  114. Bruce of Newcastle

    her daughter, Yvonne, usurped her identity as part of a tax scam. As a result the woman who died in 1997 was in fact only 100 years old.

    Death and taxes!
    As for the train fiasco in Sydney last night nothing is so certain as a dearth of taxis.

  115. Tailgunner

    Go Stimpson, you crazy bastard!
    You’ll have your own show at 10.30pm under my populist nationalist regime!

  116. Confused Old Misfit

    Soldiers are taking over Venezuela’s oil industry, and the country with the world’s biggest oil reserves is falling further behind

    Can you imagine todays Australian Army taking over say the live animal export trade.
    Ten years ago I would not have made a comment like that.
    And I hasten to add that it applies to the Colonels and above rather than the the guys who do the real work and hear the odd angry shot.

  117. Stimpson J. Cat

    And winner of the best boobs comp too.

    What absolute bullsh$t.
    As if Women are qualified to judge such a competition.
    Also we haven’t seen Monty’s yet.

  118. Knuckle Dragger

    I’m in your club, Gunner.

    Very shallow talent pool up here. With some exceptions, you could politely refer to them as wildebeest.

    I’ve got a single stubble of Mercury Cider in my back fridge left from an unfortunate encounter. I’ve kept it there as a warning to myself.

  119. Tailgunner

    opinionated construction worker.

    The Trump system works.
    Every Tommy Robinson needs a Nigel Farage though.
    The revolution is coming faster than anyone thinks.
    We just have to start it.

  120. Fisky

    What a piece of shit. No wonder he’s boffing his grandma.

    President Macron used his new year’s message to denounce the yellow-vest movement as a “hate-filled crowd” at odds with democratic French values.

    In a televised address to the nation Mr Macron accused the movement, which has caused havoc over the past month, of being liars, violent, antisemitic, homophobic and racist.

    He said that the movement’s self-proclaimed leaders were “the spokespeople of a hate-filled crowd attacking elected representatives, the forces of law and order, journalists, Jews, foreigners, homosexuals. That is simply the negation of France. I have recently seen things that are unthinkable and heard the unacceptable.”

  121. Fisky

    What a piece of shit. No wonder he’s boffing his grandma!

    President Macron used his new year’s message to denounce the yellow-vest movement as a “hate-filled crowd” at odds with democratic French values.

    In a televised address to the nation Mr Macron accused the movement, which has caused havoc over the past month, of being liars, violent, antisemitic, homophobic and racist.

    He said that the movement’s self-proclaimed leaders were “the spokespeople of a hate-filled crowd attacking elected representatives, the forces of law and order, journalists, J-ws, foreigners, homosexuals. That is simply the negation of France. I have recently seen things that are unthinkable and heard the unacceptable.”

  122. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    Pics, or GTFO

    I was toying with the idea of a neckline only shot.
    But then I decided I didn’t want to be recognized. 🙂

  123. Tailgunner

    Is 9 beers&7 tequila shots considered drinking?

  124. Tailgunner

    Go Lizzie!
    You are the hot Broady girl made good 🙂
    But you’re still a Deplorable.
    🙂
    We all are.

  125. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    I will do it by proxy.
    Maybe wear the dress to the next Cat drinkies.
    Although not sure it’s entirely suitable for Friday after work at a CBD pub.
    Have to play my incognito look and cover up with my trenchcoat and Ingrid hat.

  126. Stimpson J. Cat

    Is 9 beers&7 tequila shots considered drinking?

    Tequila is unseemly Gunner.
    You are not a tattooed single mother stripper studying to become a lawyer.
    Go buy a bottle of Absinthe or Vodka.

  127. Tailgunner

    a “hate-filled crowd” at odds with democratic French values.

    Joffrey speaks.

  128. JC

    Gunner

    No. Wifey was away and didn’t organize washing or ironing for me, so I did what any red blooded male from heritage does. I took my laundry to mamma’s. She returned it all professionally pressed- including underwear and socks- but unfortunately she pressed a pleat down the middle of my jeans. I mentioned that after it happened and stupid Artie decided to poke a stick at me with that bullshit, including wearing tasseled loafers. He’s really an idiot at times.

  129. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    Is 9 beers&7 tequila shots considered drinking?

    Not if you can still type. 🙂

  130. DrBeauGan

    He said that the movement’s self-proclaimed leaders were “the spokespeople of a hate-filled crowd attacking elected representatives, the forces of law and order, journalists, J-ws, foreigners, homosexuals. That is simply the negation of France. I have recently seen things that are unthinkable and heard the unacceptable.”

    He’d better get used to the last bit. Sounds like the froggies are sick of the bullshit.

  131. JC

    whoops from …Italian heritage..

  132. Tailgunner

    Absinthe?
    My favourite cocktail is a “Death in the Afternoon ”
    I’d hug you dude, no homo

  133. Knuckle Dragger

    Again, I wonder at the sheer beauty of the Toyota Girl.

    If only she was a ranga……..

  134. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    JC, those tasseled loafers were on Catallaxy long before Arky’s time, IIRC.

  135. Memoryvault

    Is 9 beers&7 tequila shots considered drinking?

    Do not drink tequila! Not ever!!
    It is the elixir of Satan himself.

  136. Ƶĩppʯ (ȊꞪꞨV)

    The married Cats, sound like lucky men.

    don’t believe the hype. Everyone goes through times where yes its dull, or some piece of ass that’s flirting starts to look a little too enticing. But it’s the man’s responsibility to refresh things and make things interesting again, wymyns efforts at this are mediocre at best and usually rotate around their own romantic ideas. Most people have boring sex lives so the bar is usually not particularly high. There is a simple pattern you can use to keep things interesting, it uses the same principle as a shepard tone or peak training cycling.

    imo, the key to a long term relationship is to be able to fall back in love with the person you fell in love with in the first place, after kids and women’s neverending shit test behaviour, etc it can be a challenge.

  137. Tailgunner

    I took my laundry to mamma’s

    Shut up dude! Full no Sons of the Med!
    Hopeless!
    😀
    And you still have to hide your smokes.
    What is thid-primary school?

  138. Wil

    What I am getting at, is the fact that for sixty million years as they keep telling us, they could not even boil water to improve the digestibility of the food they ate, why are we throwing money and rescourses at them.
    I was born and bred in Oz, it is my homeland, I have equal rights as much as anyone else. But I don’t get the extra add ons they get. I am just as equal .
    So there.

  139. thefrollickingmole

    I’ve got a single stubble of Mercury Cider in my back fridge left from an unfortunate encounter. I’ve kept it there as a warning to myself.

    To remind you not to be too eager to stick it in-cider?

  140. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    As if Women are qualified to judge such a competition.

    Look, we know fake when we see it, and certainly if we feel it.
    I am not a lezzo, but I have felt a fake boobie, and I’d be prepared to guess Elle has too.
    Men have no idea because they don’t have their minds on the job of discernment.
    Something else in their constituent parts has taken over by then.

  141. Tailgunner

    There is a simple pattern you can use to keep things interesting,

    Correct.
    But in the end I’m the one who gets bored.
    Biological imperative/Brazzers.
    The pirate life is not for all.
    But having nothing to lose has its charms, no?

  142. JC

    Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare
    #2896544, posted on January 1, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    JC, those tasseled loafers were on Catallaxy long before Arky’s time, IIRC.

    Artie, not Arky, you idiot.

  143. Bruce of Newcastle

    The Trump system works.
    Every Tommy Robinson needs a Nigel Farage though.

    Trump definitely needs a Sherman.
    And a March Through Georgia California.

  144. cohenite

    bespoke

    #2896513, posted on January 1, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    err fight cohenite

    Head prefect in a fight, hahahahaha, ah, hahahaha.

    No, seriously, a cigar smoking contest?

  145. Tailgunner

    neverending shit test behaviour, etc it can be a challenge.

    Red pills.
    Shit tests HAVE TO BE PASSED..
    forever.
    Thanks, babes!
    WTF?

  146. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    why are we throwing money and rescourses at them.

    I don’t mind helping people get the odd electric kettle or two if it is all about boiling water, but I do think it behoves the receivers (whether refugee or inhabitant, original or not, of any complexion) to be a little grateful and clean up their rooms.

    Then go to school, get an education, speak English and get a job. Just like everyone else.

  147. JC

    Gunner

    Turn it off. Laundry is not some secret men’s business. I swear, as God is my judge, I would not know how to turn on a washing machine, dryer or dishwasher. I’m just not into that sort of stuff.

  148. Memoryvault

    I’m a leg and bum man myself.
    As far as boobs go, I subscribe to the view that any more than a mouthful is a waste.

  149. Tailgunner

    And a March Through Georgia California

    The only Trump rally you need to watch is the one from Costa Mesa.
    31,000.
    And loads of carnage outside.
    Plenty of Deplorables in Cali.
    I’ve lived there twice.
    Plenty of Deplorables everywhere actually.
    We can Win.
    But not without bloodshed.

  150. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    Artie, not Arky, you idiot.

    Artie became Arky? Dredging memory for when Artie appeared.
    CL was talking tasseled loafers in 2010. We must ask Gab.

  151. Tailgunner

    Struth. Don’t be a pussy.
    You know it too, Cassandra.
    Can we Win though?

  152. Tailgunner

    . I’m just not into that sort of stuff.

    Shut up!
    Have you never lived alone and had to do everything?
    It’s a growth industry!

  153. struth

    Elle men are very emotional beings.
    Women say they are emotional beings.
    Big difference.
    That has nothing to do with strength.

  154. Ƶĩppʯ (ȊꞪꞨV)

    But in the end I’m the one who gets bored.
    Biological imperative/Brazzers.
    The pirate life is not for all.
    But having nothing to lose has its charms, no?

    I know my eldest is incredibly resistant to marriage after watching his parents go through the divorce from hell. I think in the end though marriage is really about kids.

    The modern world is truly fucked up.

  155. JC

    Artie is Artist formerly known as IT. I shortened that to Artiste, but the combo keyboard strokes are a little dicey needing frequent corrections, so I went with Artie. Kind of has a ring to it.

  156. struth

    I refuse to get too involved tonight.
    People have forced fed me alcohol all day.
    I’m very emotional Elle.

  157. Tailgunner

    Online dating is dead.
    The odds are horrible for men. But it’s easy.
    To fail. Constantly.
    Social mores will define the Top 20% in the 2020s.
    Real life pick up is going to be in vogue for the wise Players.
    Excellent!
    🙂

  158. Tailgunner

    I’m very emotional Elle.
    “Play Don’t Change, you Wanker! “

  159. Leigh Lowe

    Not sure if year in pictures has been posted yet.
    Anyhow, here it is.

  160. Tailgunner

    Struth, I can’t believe you led the Convoy of No Consequence.
    You’re a Legend.
    An inspiration for my own trolling.
    All my respect, great work mate.

  161. Stimpson J. Cat

    Play Shannon Noll What About Me Struth!

    You just take more than you give!!!!

  162. struth

    I resemble that remark tailgunner.
    Please , I am an emotional man ……….

  163. JC

    I have lived alone in Sydney in the 80s. I dragged wifey ( then my girlfriend) up every two weeks on weekends to clean up. I also had a cleaner washer woman to do shit for me. Airfares were expensive in those days, but I made her go stand up as the fares were cheaper then for unbooked flights. I ate takeout or went out.

  164. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    I’m a leg and bum man myself.

    I used to have good legs (got a photo to prove that), less so now I judge, though they are still OK. I once sat in the Senior Common Room of a great university in a short skirt with my legs crossed at the knee and the academic male opposite said Excuse me, but I must tell you how much I have admired your legs from both afar and close up, as now. They are really very beautiful. There was no-one else there.

    That is God’s honest truth, he did say that. I was married to The Lefty Philosopher at the time. I can’t remember what I said in return, but it was probably something like thank you, but you know you are not officially supposed to notice – probably a subtle reference to the fact that if you could see my panties when I wrote on the blackboard, as was the case with all the female tutors, we might have been inviting attention.

    He would be strung up for such a comment these days. 🙂

  165. struth

    Half pissed last night and worse now.
    You’re not a good role model JC.

  166. As far as boobs go, I subscribe to the view that any more than a mouthful is a waste.

    Huh? Don’t you have two hands as well?

  167. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare

    I must leave this den on iniquity now and do something useful with my time.
    Off into 2019 we go.

  168. Memoryvault

    Half pissed last night and worse now.

    Half?

  169. John Constantine

    A bloke shouldn’t be accredited by the State to hire bespoke domestic services until he has done a training course in making his own breakfast and laundering his own socks and jocks.

    Abandoning the competency to deal with our own scundies Is Our Strength.

  170. Tailgunner

    Zippy, love your work too.
    The Cattery is our place. Anyone except the house trolls doesn’t last against the onslaught of red pills/common sense.
    By some of Aus finest.
    This place is the brain of the Revolution.
    More please, everyone.

  171. DrBeauGan

    struth
    #2896569, posted on January 1, 2019 at 6:54 pm
    I refuse to get too involved tonight.
    People have forced fed me alcohol all day.
    I’m very emotional Elle.

    The word you want isn’t “emotional”, Struth. It’s “pissed”. Easy to confuse them, though.

  172. JC

    Funny, but airlines hadn’t caught on to the idea that selling tickets on the day should have been priced priced expensively than longer dated booked flights. The American airlines were the first ones to catch onto that when they started hiring mathematicians to do their ticket price computations.

  173. struth

    Hey JC.
    My mum used to say this about italian gents.
    It starts when you sink into his arms and ends with your arms in the sink.
    As told to her by her Irish Catholic background navy dad.

    Don’t you love all this honest cultural assessments from our past generations.

  174. Tailgunner

    The modern world is truly fucked up.

    Yes. But if optimism dies then it really IS all over.
    We have to fight.

  175. mh

    I saw something up thread about the ‘MH card’.

    That sounds weird.

  176. struth

    The word you want isn’t “emotional”, Struth. It’s “pissed”. Easy to confuse them, though.

    Potato, potarto.

  177. Tailgunner

    A bloke shouldn’t be accredited by the State to hire bespoke domestic services until he has done a training course in making his own breakfast and laundering his own socks and jocks.

    He’s right, you know?
    Go Constantine.
    Leave your guns to the Revolution.

  178. egg_

    President Macron used his new year’s message to denounce the yellow-vest movement as a “hate-filled crowd” at odds with democratic French values.

    Micron will have to don hi-viz as protection from flung rotten tomatoes.

  179. Tailgunner

    Follow that up please, mh.
    I remember same.
    What is it?

  180. John Constantine

    Fired the stuntman from a cannon to open the game of Big Bash tonight.

    Firing a property developer Landshark from a cannon to open each game would be a nation building welcome to country.

    No big cushion to land on either.

    Comrades.

  181. Tailgunner

    The Lefty Philosopher

    God.
    You’ve come a long way from the antifa lines,Lizzie.
    Ask Stimps about hippies!

  182. Tailgunner

    stuntman

    Is that code for Tyrian?

  183. Tailgunner

    once sat in the Senior Common Room of a great university in a short skirt with my legs crossed at the knee and the academic male opposite said Excuse me, but I must tell you how much I have admired your legs from both afar and close up, as now. They are really very beautiful. There was no-one else there.

    Johanna, get in here.

  184. Memoryvault

    Firing a property developer Landshark from a cannon to open each game would be a nation building welcome to country.

    No no no, John. You don’t fire them FROM a cannon.
    You fire a cannon AT them.

    Kim Jong Un perfected the technique.

  185. Knuckle Dragger

    Mole,

    Persactly. And to make it worse I was at the same pub with a few mates a fortnight later, and in it comes. Straight up to me. Mates cocked on to it immediately and I was subject to derision for months.

    And rightly so, in hindsight.

  186. struth

    Tailgunner Lizzie is tame.
    Wait till Elle sterts talking about carressing her nipples.
    It’s like going from reading Mills and boons to penthouse letters.

  187. mh

    Tailgunner
    #2896595, posted on January 1, 2019 at 7:12 pm
    Follow that up please, mh.
    I remember same.
    What is it?

    Who knows. Maybe muzzlehatch has re-appeared.

  188. Fleeced

    Haven’t been around for a while (even to lurk), and so thought I should drop by my favourite lifestyle and cooking blog to wish everyone a Happy New Year. I’ve had a fun and informative time here in the past, and will likely be around more this year (though to be honest, politics often makes me angry and I have to walk away). Hope ya’ll doing well and had a good Christmas.

    Oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    Couple elections this year with both NSW and the Feds, not to mention Democrat primaries in the US. Then there’s whatever is going on with Brexit. 2019 is gonna be a fun one, eh?

  189. dopey

    ABC 7.30 Edinburgh Tattoo.

  190. Diogenes

    Mv,
    You strap them back across the muzzle & set the thing off. Aka blowing from a gun

  191. Rae

    What do you think of Faulthead’s latest prediction? Billions dead in the northern hemisphere in 4 years time?

    12 Monkeys is an excellent movie.

  192. Gab

    Lizzie, JC calls IT Artie because at one stage IT had “artist” in his moniker.

    Hope that clears things up.

  193. Fleeced

    BTW, I visited the city (Sydney) for the first time in yonks a few days back, and holy fkn hell, what has Gladys done to our city? I knew it was bad, but I didn’t know it was BAD. You’ve heard people complain about it, no doubt, but until you’ve seen the chaos with your own eyes, you just can’t appreciate how disgraceful it all is. Lot more homeless than I recall, too – or maybe it’s just that they like to camp near the endless construction bollards.

    It profit a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world… but for trams?

  194. Black Ball

    A few reds watching cricket. Not bad

  195. Memoryvault

    Thanks Diogenes, I wasn’t aware of the technique.

  196. OldOzzie

    stackja
    #2896376, posted on January 1, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Zatara – Foxes in my inner west Sydney suburb.

    stackja

    here in northern beaches with first beagle, fox used to sit on drive outside fence around front garden and pool taunting the beagle – later 2 beagles in back yard – foxes would sit in front of start of back fence taunting them

    About 2 years ago, after Baiting on Northen Beaches, started seeing a lot of bush turkeys going across our back yard on a daily basis (thankfully not nesting in our back yard)

    About 2 months ago Manly Daily advised baiting around our area (We are Dog Free at the moment) and I realised we have not seen any Bush Turkeys in the last month, so I assume Foxes must be back

  197. JC

    Socrates at the Pub
    #2896581, posted on January 1, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    As far as boobs go, I subscribe to the view that any more than a mouthful is a waste.

    Huh? Don’t you have two hands as well?

    Sox, what sized knockers did you end up with during your “Serena” phase? If I had to guess, knowing you , they would have been the oversized exaggerated ones, no? 🙂

  198. mh

    Fired the stuntman from a cannon to open the game of Big Bash tonight.

    Firing a property developer Landshark from a cannon to open each game would be a nation building welcome to country.

    No big cushion to land on either.

    Comrades

    That would work for the Sydney Test. See the Marsh Brothers fired from a cannon.

  199. egg_

    Fired the stuntman from a cannon to open the game of Big Bash tonight.

    Lame compared to setting fire to dwarfs.
    /Victoriastan

  200. JC

    Johanna, get in here.

    Leave her alone. Jezebel is on her best behavior these days due to some very unforeseen, unfortunate events that randomly transpired with a temporary ban. I have no idea, but there must have been some industrial sized groveling that went in the undergrowth. Yuge.

  201. OldOzzie

    Here in Melbourne banished to peace and quiet for 3 days, set alarm for 2355 to watch Melbourne Fireworks from 8th Floor Flat – Waste of Time.

    have just watched ABC iView Sydney NYE 2018 – Superb

    I can see why so many overseas people on Morning TV were praising the Sydney 2018 NYE Fireworks

    Sitting here listening to 2018 Edinburgh Tattoo on ABC, drinking a glass of Mayford 2015 Chardonnay

  202. Elle

    I saw something up thread about the ‘MH card’.

    That sounds weird.

    MH = mental health. Work speak. Nothing to do with your good self.

    Struth, go to bed. Night night.
    Good boy.

  203. JC

    Fleeced… and all the best to you for 19 old son. Hope all is well health wise too. Don’t be a stranger as the place needs a big dose of IQ.

  204. Elle

    I was addressing two different people there.

  205. JC

    once sat in the Senior Common Room of a great university in a short skirt with my legs crossed at the knee and the academic male opposite said Excuse me, but I must tell you how much I have admired your legs from both afar and close up, as now. They are really very beautiful. There was no-one else there.

    Liz
    Is there a smidgen of a possibility the dude was politely- if politically incorrect- signaling he thought you were talking nonsense?

  206. mh

    MH = mental health. Work speak. Nothing to do with your good self.

    Phew. I was concerned muzzlehatch may have returned with threats to defile us.

  207. JC

    WSJ title to a piece:

    U.S. Indexes Close With Worst Yearly Losses Since 2008

    You know, it’s technically correct, but it’s also bullshit too because the stock market in late/ish 2017 was on a fucking tear at the time.

  208. Bruce of Newcastle

    Micron will have to don hi-viz as protection from flung rotten tomatoes.

    Guy who won the Prezidency for being centrist man of da peoples (despite being a socialist) is now slagging off centrist peoples who don’t know what is good for them (ie. being taxed for a myth).
    Let them eat croissants!

    I hope Frogs develop a little bit of scepticism about lefty promises after this.
    I hope Aussie voters do too, after the recent Malfiasco.

    Not confident in either case.

  209. Leigh Lowe

    JC

    #2896538, posted on January 1, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    Gunner

    No. Wifey was away and didn’t organize washing or ironing for me, so I did what any red blooded male from heritage does. I took my laundry to mamma’s. She returned it all professionally pressed- including underwear and socks- but unfortunately she pressed a pleat down the middle of my jeans. 

    You should never have admitted that.
    Not ever.
    Not anonymously online.
    Not in the confessional.
    Not to your shrink.
    Never.

  210. Fleeced

    Thanks JC, been OK health-wise – hope everyone here is OK.

  211. JC

    Leigh

    I have absolutely no problem with that. Laundry is not for blokes to do.

  212. egg_

    Confused Old Misfit
    #2896338, posted on January 1, 2019 at 3:25 pm
    Greenpeace’s Iconic ‘Rainbow Warrior’ Ship Chopped Up On A Third-World Beach, Sold For Scrap

    Greenpeace’s iconic “Rainbow Warrior” boat was disposed of in a way the group campaigned against for years.
    Greenpeace regrets allowing its old vessel to be chopped up on a Bangladeshi beaching yard and sold for scrap.
    The embarrassing news flew under the radar of major media outlets for weeks.

    Rainbow razorblades?
    Guilty of many a bilge/oil spillage too, IIRC.

  213. John Constantine

    https://sustainablepulse.com/2018/12/18/kyrgyzstan-parliament-orders-100-organic-agriculture-within-10-years/

    First Bhutan, now Kyrgyztan.

    Those hellbent on blowing Australias economy from the guns are committed to this level of rewilding.

    Given that keeping the hordes of military age males exhausted from stoopwork is vital to the survival of the ruling classes in third world Tyrannies, you can see why total organic, no foreign inputs is attractive to them.

    What is Australias excuse?.

    Hand Weeding twenty million acres Is Our Strength.

  214. Bruce of Newcastle

    drinking a glass of Mayford 2015 Chardonnay

    Interested they have a 2017 tempranillo as their first wine on the site. $38.
    I’m imbibing an $8 Spaniard tempranillo right now.
    Oz is the embodiment of the 4th Law of Thermodynamics.
    Everything takes longer and costs more.

  215. OldOzzie

    Cabinet papers 1996-7: identity politics not new, says Howard

    Joe Kelly Political Reporter

    John Howard believes that key threats to freedom of speech and political institutions posed by identity politics and social fragmentation were in their nascent stages during his prime ministership, but argues they have become a global phenomenon and are now most pronounced in the US.

    Speaking to The Australian ahead of the release of the 1996-97 cabinet documents by the National Archives, the former Liberal prime minister said the emergence of a more ideologically driven political culture would challenge both major parties in years to come.

    He said a key challenge was for politicians to better flag and ­prepare the ground for major economic challenges and to better manage expectations ahead of major reform initiatives.

    “Politics around the world has become more ­fragmented,” Mr Howard told The Australian.

    “It’s ideologically ­divided more on single issues and on many ­social issues and … that’s produced the fragmentation.

  216. Stimpson J. Cat

    MH = mental health card. Work speak.

    Oh you’re back.
    So we are playing victim poker are we Elle?
    Tell me,
    does Mental Illness trump whatever victim card you hold that you never fail to remind everyone of every five minutes?
    I’m also bald if that counts.
    😁

  217. calli

    Fleeced! 🎉😀

    Happy New Year!

  218. Leigh Lowe

    JC

    #2896631, posted on January 1, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    Leigh

    I have absolutely no problem with that. Laundry is not for blokes to do

    True.
    But never admit when Mama has committed the capital laundry crime of applying the iron to the jeans.

  219. Stimpson J. Cat

    Hope you are well Fleeced.
    Happy New Year.

  220. John Constantine

    “The written order states that farmers should not use any agrochemicals, pesticides (toxic chemicals), synthetic substances, hormones, growth regulators, feed additives, GMOs, antibiotics or other additives other than organic certified products for plant protection and organic fertilizers.

    Control over the implementation of the organic plan was entrusted to the Committee on Agrarian Policy, Water Resources, Ecology and Regional Development of the Parliament.

    In 2014 Kyrgyzstan also became one of the first countries in the world to ban the cultivation of GM Crops alongside the import and sale of all GMO products. This ban was later changed to allow for low levels of GMO contamination (0.9%) in imports.”

    Given the influence of the chicoms in Bhutan and Kyrgyzstan, you wonder if this is part of a wider agenda.

    Who is funding the rewilding lunatics of Australia?.

  221. Fleeced

    “The embarrassing news flew under the radar of major media outlets for weeks.”

    Can anything really embarrass Greenpeace more than being Greenpeace?

  222. Elle

    Look, we know fake when we see it, and certainly if we feel it.
    I am not a lezzo, but I have felt a fake boobie, and I’d be prepared to guess Elle has too.
    Men have no idea because they don’t have their minds on the job of discernment.
    Something else in their constituent parts has taken over by then.

    Hahaha.
    I’m sure our Professor could turn that into a mathematical equation, sweet Lizzie.

    Only us girls know what to do. If guys do, it’s only because we taught them.

    Nuff said on that subject.

    About to watch my favorite movie – the Godfather.

  223. Fleeced

    Thanks Calli and Stimpy. I’ll still likely fade in and out, but plan to be around the Cat more this year. I always got a kick out of this place, but somehow lost the habit.

  224. Bruce of Newcastle

    “The written order states that farmers should not use any agrochemicals, pesticides (toxic chemicals), synthetic substances, hormones, growth regulators, feed additives, GMOs, antibiotics or other additives other than organic certified products for plant protection and organic fertilizers.

    Let them farm carbon!

  225. mh

    Leigh

    I have absolutely no problem with that. Laundry is not for blokes to do.

    As Dr Hook once sang
    Who’s gonna patch my pants?
    Who’s gonna iron my shirts?

    Dr Hook – “If Not You”

  226. egg_

    Fleeced
    #2896605, posted on January 1, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    Too long betwixt drinks, OM.

  227. calli

    Okay. Can we now conjure up Token?

  228. Elle

    Love your passive-aggressive comments directed at me, Stimpson. We know what they are about. Time to scroll past you again.
    Shalom.

  229. Fleeced

    Indeed, eggman. I had meant to get on here before Christmas to wish the best to everyone, but… I’m a lazy bastard, and was distracted.

  230. JC

    About to watch my favorite movie – the Godfather.

    Slow it down during the funeral scene. You will get a glimpse of the New Jersey Turnpike circa 1970’s instead of the late 40s. It’s turned me off the movie.

  231. OldOzzie

    Bruce of Newcastle
    #2896634, posted on January 1, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    drinking a glass of Mayford 2015 Chardonnay

    Interested they have a 2017 tempranillo as their first wine on the site. $38.
    I’m imbibing an $8 Spaniard tempranillo right now.
    Oz is the embodiment of the 4th Law of Thermodynamics.
    Everything takes longer and costs more.


    BON

    My wife and I met with Friends today, with whom we formed friendship 51 years ago when we moved to Melbourne 3 days after we were married – They brought along the Mayford Chardonnay, as our Friends wife had met first-generation winemaker/vigneron couple Eleana Anderson’s Mother at First Mothers Group and have been to the vineyard many times – My Mate described the Vineyards location as stunning, and the Chardonnay is excellent (so was my son-in-law’s Oyster Bay Pinot Gris he left in the Fridge for me – have yet to open my daughter’s Veuve Clicquot Brut Yellow Label – will leave till I come down later in January)

  232. Stimpson J. Cat

    Love your passive-aggressive comments directed at me, Stimpson. We know what they are about. Time to scroll past you again.
    Shalom.

    I do believe you started this Elle.
    If you don’t want to talk to me, don’t mention me.
    It’s really very simple.
    But you keep coming back.
    You can’t help yourself.
    Don’t be such a childish sook.
    Now go watch Godfather and relax.
    Have a great holiday.

  233. “The written order states that farmers should not use any agrochemicals, pesticides (toxic chemicals), synthetic substances, hormones, growth regulators, feed additives, GMOs, antibiotics or other additives other than organic certified products for plant protection and organic fertilisers.

    An Islamic Venezuela is born.
    They’ll starve the poor buggers. Not fair on the children.

  234. Stimpson J. Cat

    I always got a kick out of this place, but somehow lost the habit.

    Everyone takes everything too seriously now.
    Too many sacred cows.
    It’s very sad actually.
    I’m only dropping by briefly to be polite to all my Women fans.
    Relax kids, I’ll be gone shortly and you can get back to Blockchain and Bowties.

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