Q&A Forum: June 3, 2019

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  1. ichiban

    Bidding is open for Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32

  2. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    26 please, Carpe.

  3. The Panel

    Jimmy Barnes – Drug addled screamer

    Sisonke Msimang – professional victim HARPY HARPY

    Nicolle Flint – ritual sacrifice

    Joel Fitzgibbon – leftist cattle banstubator

    Matthew Warren – Greentard

  4. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26

  5. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26
    Arky 8

  6. Cpt Seahawks

    39 please Carpe.

  7. Stimpson J. Cat

    If he’s not singing Khe Sanh I’m not going to watch.

  8. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26
    Arky 8
    Cpt Seahawks 39

  9. Ellie

    I assume that everyone who places a bid here wants the ultimate prize – Carpe’s areseless chaps?

    I have a pair … butt please, 13, Carpe.

  10. Vic in Prossy

    May I have 28 please, Carpe?

  11. Cardimona

    Legs eleven, please, Carpe.

  12. RobK

    I’ll go 15 please Carpe.

  13. Westie Woman

    Hi Carpe

    Legs 11 please

    Thanks!

  14. Westie Woman

    Oops

    Make that 15 please

    Thanks

  15. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26
    Arky 8
    Cpt Seahawks 39
    Ellie 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Cardimona 11
    Rob K 15

  16. Westie Woman
    #3033729, posted on June 3, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    Oops

    Make that 15 please

    Thanks

    One more time 🙂

  17. RobK

    Carpe’s areseless chaps?
    They are not just arseless chaps, Ellie.
    There’s tassels and sequins too.

  18. and a sequinned Jock

    We are a class act here

  19. Westie Woman

    16 then!
    Thanks

  20. Leigh Lowe

    The Panel
    Jimmy Barnes – Drug addled screamer
    Sisonke Msimang – professional victim HARPY HARPY
    Nicolle Flint – ritual sacrifice
    Joel Fitzgibbon – leftist cattle banstubator
    Matthew Warren – Greentard

    Faaark!!!
    The sock drawer beckons.

  21. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26
    Arky 8
    Cpt Seahawks 39
    Ellie 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Cardimona 11
    Rob K 15
    Westie Woman 16

  22. And a hearty welcome to the 1st time posters on Australia’s premier guessing game, if you win your bare arse cheeks will thank you.

  23. Faaark!!!
    The sock drawer beckons.

    Give me a number

    Then go worm the dog, it will be more fun.

  24. Ellie

    They are not just arseless chaps, Ellie.
    There’s tassels and sequins too.

    Noice, RobK!

  25. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26
    Arky 8
    Cpt Seahawks 39
    Ellie 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Cardimona 11
    Rob K 15
    Westie Woman 16
    Beertruk 10

  26. Noice, RobK!

    Lets not forget the rhinestone trim people

    #Classy

  27. duncanm

    they need to ask the SA woman what she thinks of necklacing.

  28. mh

    Let me know if Barnsey says ‘climate change’ and ‘multicultural’.

  29. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26
    Arky 8
    Cpt Seahawks 39
    Ellie 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Cardimona 11
    Rob K 15
    Westie Woman 16
    Beertruk 10
    Classical Hero 7

  30. PT

    I cannot bring myself to watch this.

  31. PT
    #3033759, posted on June 3, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    I cannot bring myself to watch this.

    It’s ok we watch so you don’t have to.

    Gimme a number

  32. Ellie

    Lets not forget the rhinestone trim people

    #Classy

    Carpe! You, Sir, are all class, with no need for trimmings.

  33. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Sisonke Msimang – professional victim HARPY HARPY

    Lives in Perth, and writes on the resurrection of dear, lovable Winnie Mandela. F.M.S

  34. Perfidious Albino

    Ms Flint seems to be vaguely sensible, on paper. I’ll take an even 10 please Carpe.

  35. PT

    The TV I mean, not this site. So please give me 23, the Chaps might cheer me up.

  36. Cpt Seahawks

    Are the assless chaps a Village People collectible? Maybe from “Do The Milkshake”?

  37. Perfidious Albino

    Hmmm. Make that an even 12, apologies Beery.

  38. Perfidious Albino
    #3033764, posted on June 3, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    Ms Flint seems to be vaguely sensible, on paper. I’ll take an even 10 please Carpe.

    Number is gone pick again.

    Sorry

  39. BrettW

    20 please although won’t be watching.

    Not heard of three of them and zero interest in what Barnes has to say.

    How is it that singers and comedians get a lot of appearances on Q&A but no sportsmen or ex military people.

  40. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26
    Arky 8
    Cpt Seahawks 39
    Ellie 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Cardimona 11
    Rob K 15
    Westie Woman 16
    Beertruk 10
    Classical Hero 7
    PT 23

  41. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26
    Arky 8
    Cpt Seahawks 39
    Ellie 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Cardimona 11
    Rob K 15
    Westie Woman 16
    Beertruk 10
    Classical Hero 7
    PT 23
    Brett W 20

  42. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26
    Arky 8
    Cpt Seahawks 39
    Ellie 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Cardimona 11
    Rob K 15
    Westie Woman 16
    Beertruk 10
    Classical Hero 7
    PT 23
    Brett W 20
    Perfidious Albino 12

  43. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Sisonke Msimang

    @Sisonkemsimang

    Sisonke Msimang was born in exile to South African parents – a freedom fighter and an accountant – and raised in Zambia, Kenya and Canada before studying in the US as an undergraduate. Her family returned to South Africa after apartheid was abolished in the early 1990s. Sisonke has held fellowships at Yale University, the Aspen Institute and the University of the Witwatersrand in Johannesburg, and is a regular contributor to the Guardian, Daily Maverick and the New York Times. She now lives in Perth, Australia, where she is head of oral storytelling at the Centre for Stories.

    One man’s “freedom fighter…”

  44. Perfidious Albino
    #3033768, posted on June 3, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Great Nom De Blog

  45. where she is head of oral storytelling at the Centre for Stories.

    So she does great oral

  46. Ellie

    Carpe, do you have the vodka shots lined up? Are we ready to rumble….

  47. Ellie

    Oy! Oral? Verbal … please. We need to be verbal.

  48. Cpt Seahawks

    They must be watching the Queen

  49. Ok Troops – It’s time

    Buckle up your kirtle, sharpen your gladius and;

    lllleeettttssss get rrreeeaaadddyyyy to rrruuummmmmbbbllleeee

  50. Some History

    What!!

    Jimbo Barnes, working man, is going to provide an appraisal of why the Labor Camp lost the election.

  51. Seco

    Bugger it, put me down for Peter Daicos’ number – 35. Thanks Carpe.

  52. 1st question from a yoof

    question about Oz deplorables

  53. The gibbon has a mea culpa moment

    But obfuscates with “we were far to complex”

    No you were tax thieving arsehats you drooling cretin.

  54. leftist twatter is having a meltdown tonight about this show

    aaaahahahahahahahahahaha

    Tools

  55. Seco

    It’s always the delivery of the vision for Leftists, not the vision itself

  56. Some History

    Labor Camp: We accidentally treated Labor voters like deplorables.

  57. Pro victim has a holy shit moment for a Lib win

    Jesus the shaved head is a weird look on a woman

  58. RobK

    The American sounding lady saves a packet on hair care expenses.

  59. Now onto the drug addled cretin

    Incomprehensible waffle, i think he hit the ice pipe in the green room.

  60. Spider

    Jimmy looks like he’s wearing a garbage bin liner.

  61. Some History

    The African-Aussie: I’m not a politician; I’m a real person. Therefore, politicians are not real people.

  62. RobK

    Barnsey does his hair with a cordless Dyson.

  63. Some History

    Jimmy Barrrrnes, the socialist.

  64. the not very bright Marcus

    Just saw a tweet across the bottom of the screen… ” we missed a chance at income redistribution “…
    ….. hmm … how did they lose

  65. Barnsey does his hair with a cordless Dyson.

    Hammer Drill methinks

  66. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Now onto the drug addled cretin

    Jimmy Barnes started an apprenticeship, with a foundry in 1973. Some current affairs programme tracked down one of the tradesmen he worked under. “Lazy young bugger” was the theme of his comments.

  67. Beertruk

    Arrma wurrkin class mannn

  68. Ellie

    Jimmy Barnes talking about making people feel safe. Did he demonstrate that with the “Hong Kong mattress” line in his song?

  69. Some History

    How is Jimmy going to sit still for an hour?

  70. RobK

    The guy on the end is a bit like a cardboard cutout.

  71. RobK

    Oops, i spoke too soon.

  72. Farmer Gez

    Jimmy is an oracle.
    I always take advice from blokes who stay on the booze and drugs till they nearly kill themselves and destroy their families.
    He’s a hell of a judge.

  73. Some History

    G’Day, Sheila.

  74. Spider

    Fundamental error. Bull dust. It was a deliberate strategy.

  75. RobK

    Ive heard encyclopedia salesman sound more convincing than Joel.

  76. Some History

    A cult-like obsession with coal???
    The age of oil to the age of renewables???

  77. Cpt Seahawks

    They didn’t campaign, they thought they had the election sewn up, they told us the horror they would put us through and insulted us when we questioned that.

  78. RobK

    Librarian asks about taking renewables seriously.

  79. Spider

    Ha ha ha. Cult like obsession with coal. Yeh good one. If ever there was a cult it is the cult of bloody windmills and solar panels.

  80. Some History

    Message ticker:
    “We only have 12 years to fix the planet!”

  81. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26
    Arky 8
    Cpt Seahawks 39
    Ellie 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Cardimona 11
    Rob K 15
    Westie Woman 16
    Beertruk 10
    Classical Hero 7
    PT 23
    Brett W 20
    Perfidious Albino 12
    A Reader 6

  82. Libtard -” we have record amount of renewball coming online”

    You stupid turnbullian bint

  83. baaaaaarnsey waffles about renewballs – “we don’t have much time”

    Sod.off.swampy.

  84. Some History

    Lotto for Jimmy hitting that glass of water in front of him off the table.

  85. Beertruk

    Being lectured by a drunken singer about jobs.

  86. “south australia is the leader in the integration of renewaballs”

    Enjoy sitting in the dark swampies.

  87. areff

    The Children of God used to encourage their nubile members to recruit by sleeping with prospects. A friend was recruited at least three times in Melb, Syd and Adelaide. Ugly little bugger he was too.

    Now that’s a cult! All we get for worshipping coal is schools, submarines and sub-par political class. As cult’s go, my friend got the better deal.

  88. RobK

    Barnsey looking to find work for people.

  89. Some History

    Jimmy: “Did someone say soft rock and hard rock?”

  90. RobK

    “Climate change is real” -down a beer.

  91. Cpt Seahawks

    Labor, who were they?

  92. Muddy

    If there’s no C-grade comedian on the panel tonight, they’re obviously not taking any of this seriously.

  93. Some History

    Nicole: Technology “agnostics”.

  94. thefrollickingmole

    Miles late, 14 if I can.\

  95. Some History

    TJ: After each panelist’s comment, Jimmy will be allowed to interject.

  96. Interruption Lotto

    Carpe 56
    Beery 42
    Mark A 32
    ZK2A 26
    Arky 8
    Cpt Seahawks 39
    Ellie 13
    Vic in Prossy 28
    Cardimona 11
    Rob K 15
    Westie Woman 16
    Beertruk 10
    Classical Hero 7
    PT 23
    Brett W 20
    Perfidious Albino 12
    A Reader 6
    Frollicking Mole 14

  97. Some History

    Jimmy: “It’s my turn… For the flame trees will….”

  98. RobK

    Barnsey should stick to shouting to music.

  99. Baldy says something

    Doesn’t like libs

    *yawn*

  100. Cpt Seahawks

    I’m getting dumber by the second and it’s not the booze.

  101. Some History

    Jimmy: Did the American woman just call me a tenor?

  102. Farmer Gez

    The piss pot prophet knows all.

  103. Welcome Cats to the Low Brow Retard Hour

  104. Next question about the murder in Melbuornistan

  105. Cpt Seahawks

    Thanks Grace Jones impersonator.

  106. Cardimona

    Why does any conservative, of any stripe, honour TheirABC with their presence?

    Starve the fvckers..
    Give them nothing.
    Take them nowhere.
    Let them rot.

  107. Thanks Grace Jones impersonator.

    aaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

  108. Leo G

    “Climate change is real” is a false statement.
    False, because the statement can’t be referred to a reasonable definition of “climate change”.

  109. Mentally ill – vulnerable boys – homelessness

    Sod Off

  110. RobK

    Libs were aggressive?
    Now DV and mental health and boys.

  111. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Jimmy: “It’s my turn… For the flame trees will….”

    Sarah Blasko did a far better version. She’s also far better looking.

  112. $59 that barnes is off his tits on meth.

  113. Beertruk

    ‘Cuts to drug programs.’ Stump up some of your own cash, Jimmy.

  114. the not very bright Marcus

    Barnsie talking about growing up in an ALP supporting household

  115. RobK

    Barnsey has black shirt with white skeletons on the lapels?…like a pirate salvo.

  116. Cpt Seahawks

    “Climate change is real” is a false statement.

    God is real. Same state of mind. Not able to be disproved, so you rely on the precautionary principle.

  117. max

    Jones to Barnes: ‘Your first book.’

    Honorary doctorate from Swinburne headed his way.

    Writer in residence at Victoria University to follow.

  118. Ellie

    Areff, you’re a talented wordsmith. You’re also a good critique of women. Isn’t Nicolle looking quite hot?

  119. Farmer Gez

    Nicole Flint must have been lawyer.
    She’s had the full personality bypass.

  120. Cpt Seahawks

    Nicole Flint must have been lawyer.
    She’s had the full personality bypass.

    Gold.

  121. RobK

    Isn’t Nicolle looking quite hot?
    She’s the only one making much sense.

  122. Cpt Seahawks

    Isn’t Nicolle looking quite hot?
    She’s the only one making much sense.

    For a hat stand.

  123. Leo G

    Not able to be disproved, so you rely on the precautionary principle

    The precautionary principle appears to be used by policy makers to justify discretionary decisions based on truisms rather than verifiable evidence.

  124. RobK

    For a hat stand.

    It’s a relative thing.
    Queer guy wants the world to be like him.

  125. Some History

    Adelaide should be gaytopia.

  126. Muddy

    It’s about time that place names embraced gender fluidity.
    Sorry. Just pondering.
    As you were.

  127. Cpt Seahawks

    Plebiscite, a remember a non-binding postal survey?

  128. Cpt Seahawks

    So much bubble.

  129. Questio about Saff efrica cue ball diverts.

    SA is a third world shithole and winnie mandela was a murdering psychopath.

  130. Cpt Seahawks

    Cue ball wants some of that nice land n

  131. Beertruk

    Winnie Mandella. Where does she fit in with the violence of women against men?

  132. Farmer Gez

    Winnie was involved in murder.
    Even Jones can’t swallow the bullshit from this parrot.
    Shameful woman.

  133. Rex Mango

    Harry Potter asks question to Grace Jones about Winnie Mandela and the answer is blame white men, oh and yes climate change is real.

  134. cue ball excuses necklacing by winni mandela

    Sweet Jesus that is horrifying.

  135. Leigh Lowe

    where she is head of oral storytelling at the Centre for Stories.

    Code for “can’t read or write”.

  136. Waiting for the barnes next pearl of wisdom

    As soon as i learn meth speek

  137. Some History

    Can anyone hear a string quartet?

  138. Cpt Seahawks

    Should have stuck to the footy.

  139. You know if you gave jimmah barnes nitrous oxide he would sound like porky pig

  140. Last question – cold chisel fellatio question.

  141. RobK

    …..even without NO, Carpe.

  142. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    SA is a third world shithole and winnie mandela was a murdering psychopath.

    She and her husband made a fine pair.

  143. Cpt Seahawks

    Can anyone hear a string quartet?

    It’s a nice break from “Entrance of the Gladiators”.

  144. Leo G

    Plebiscite, a remember a non-binding postal survey?

    The one that found the happy mean is no longer normal?

  145. even without NO, Carpe.

    hahahahahahaha

    Good one

  146. Cpt Seahawks

    Cash for virtue, get it here, Cash for virtue.

  147. mh

    Is Jimmy a Woke ing class man?

  148. Rex Mango

    Warning, seems James Barnes about to be asked to sing at end. Will make Billy Bragg sound like Pavoroti.

  149. Ok Troops

    Numbers weren’t as high as i thought thy might be.

    Interruptions came in at 16 Westie Woman is the winner, the arseless chaps are yours , wear them with pride.

  150. Beertruk

    Is Jimmy a Woke ing class man?

    mh, you win the Cat Q&A forum tonight.

  151. Farmer Gez

    @JaneyKennedy tweets Sisonke is her new idol.
    The mothers of the murdered boys would beg to differ.

  152. Cpt Seahawks

    Well won Westie Woman.

  153. Some History

    Keith Suburban on guitar.

  154. RobK

    Jimmy’s trying very hard. Double chin n all.

  155. Beertruk

    Thank you Carpe.

    Probably the closest I have ever been in this turnout.

  156. max

    Barnesy, give it up, mate. You’re shit. You thing you’re Springsteen.

  157. the not very bright Marcus

    Bravo MH… I concur Beertruck

  158. RobK

    Nite all. Thanks Carpe.

  159. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha

    Flame Trees Lyrics – Sarah Blasko – YouTube

  160. classical_hero

    The cricket is more interesting to watch and it looks like England will be chasing a big total.

  161. Mark A

    Carpe Jugulum
    #3033958, posted on June 3, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Ok Troops

    Numbers weren’t as high as i thought thy might be.

    Exactly half of mine.

    Thanks Carpe.
    Tried to watch but near on impossible from OS.
    Too complicated so I gave up.

  162. Mark M

    “Australia’s premier guessing game” ✔

  163. Ellie

    Well done, Westie Woman! Apparently whoever wins the areseless chaps must upload a picture

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