PREPARATORY to the arrival of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s first baby, back in May 2019, the ABC ran a predictable leftist ‘report’ about how horrid white racists would inevitably do and say horrid white racist things when the child was born. Preemptive denunciation of imaginary political offences is standard fare at the ABC whose – ahem – business model is all about fanning the embers of hatred and then luxuriating in the moral superiority of being Outraged and Appalled. Here’s how that report began:
As a bi-racial, divorced, American actor, Meghan Markle revolutionised the British Royal family simply by marrying into it.
Many Royal watchers have welcomed the Duchess of Sussex as a breath of fresh air for a family which has mostly been dominated by white Anglican aristocrats.
Imagine that. In one of the primordial homes of white-skinned humans, the royal family has been dominated by white aristocrats – rather than, say, black chimney sweeps and Buddhist smithies. The reporters – Europe bureau chief Samantha Hawley and Rebecca Armitage – then spoke with several bi-racial Britons and the inevitable ‘expert’ from a university. They all agreed that Harry and Meghan’s baby would be not so much a bundle of joy as a bundle of BLAM! to the in-laws and the UK’s racist monsters.
So how’s that breath of fresh air going? Not too fresh now. What sort of a role model of biracial Cool Britannia abandons the Queen of England’s tender little great-grandson in Canada? That’s after she engineered Harry’s estrangement from his own brother and announced she won’t go on living with her husband’s family. Let’s be honest: Markle wanted her husband’s prestige, his genes and a share of his white position in the world. She got all three and repays him with the worst queen-bee behaviour of her adopted social/racial cohort in the US. But the basest cruelty is this: she’s cunning enough to know his parents’ famous split means he’ll do anything to acquiesce to her wishes and save the marriage. This just in: the Queen has summoned him to a crisis meeting on Monday. Meghan “will try to join via telephone.” Let’s hope MI6 sabotages the connection.
If ABC reports, then it’s probably wrong.
Narc 101
Isolation
No, seriously, I believe this actually is possible nowadays via the electrical telephone.
Biracials always gets a dream run in the media.
Meghan
Obama
Trudeau
I must have strayed onto the Daily Mail site by accident….
Some cruel people say that Meghan is only a taker not a giver.
Not true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOkuv2Mc1VU
MEGXIT! How Cultural Marxism is SPLITTING the Royal Family!!!
(I posted this vid this morning in the Open Forum.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKV6h_5XFbk
who’s the babe at 1:42?
Let’s hope that no one mentions the word Gold Digger. Oops!
The memes have begun.
Dr Faustus #3290246, posted on January 12, 2020, at 4:01 pm
[Ned Seagoon:] Dial on, brave telephone. Send those electric-type impulses athwart the sleeping continents.
[FX:} telephone rings (British bell tones)
[Ned:] E’en now sounds the tintinnabulation of the phone bell which will arouse the helmsman of England, to whom I carry the victorious news!
[Willium:] Battersea Dogs Home, mate!
[Ned:] Curse, wrong number!
From The Goon Show “The Wages of Fear” (1956)
FelixKruell
#3290252, posted on January 12, 2020 at 4:20 pm
I must have strayed onto the Daily Mail site by accident….
Are you a Faux Snob or something?
you get better coverage on Daily Mail than Mainstream Media
for example
REVEALED: Photos taken by US Special Operations show the body of General Qassem Soleimani and his wallet in drone strike wreckage after they tailed him to prove he was dead
New photos show aftermath of January 3 drone strike at Baghdad International Airport
Quds Forces leader Qassem Soleimani and nine others were killed in two cars hit by US drone missiles
Photos show burning wreckage and some of Soleimani’s personal effects after the strike
An actual royal summons? For which it is an offence not to attend?
I think the ABC may have used the wrong language here.
OldOzzie:
No, a real snob. One who doesn’t read New Idea either.
This is just another article that blithely makes up stuff – like this whole section:
Just wrote this at another site:
You would think looking after a months old baby and forming family life with a relatively new husband and his family and feeling a sense of duty to be part of the Royal responsibilities (when able), would be a full life indeed.
Meghan has everything and more. She wanted it and got it. Husband, baby, fame. At the same time she is manoeuvring to get back to her celebrity world of being a celebrity in her own right boosted by being Royal making her a unique brand for extra fame and fortune. Easy-peasy.
ALEXANDRA SHULMAN: Unhappy, grumpy Harry attended a dinner party where there were rumblings that married life with Meghan was not going well – and something had to change
Last autumn, Harry was guest of honour at a large private dinner party in London. The evening was intended to boost support for one of his favourite charities but the Prince was apparently in a foul mood. He was annoyed by other guests asking where his wife was and snapped back that she was at home with Archie – which was where he should be. Guests came away thinking that this was a young man who was unhappy and angry and didn’t mind letting everyone know.
Shortly afterwards, the Sussexes decamped to North America to spend the Thanksgiving holiday with Meghan’s mother, Doria Ragland. They stayed there until last week when they returned to drop their bombshell announcement.
For those who were at that dinner, it was startlingly obvious that something serious was up. Either Prince Harry was going to have to find a way to come to terms with his life, whatever that meant, or he was going to have to make a dramatic change.
FelixKruell
#3290272, posted on January 12, 2020 at 4:54 pm
OldOzzie:
Are you a Faux Snob or something?
No, a real snob. One who doesn’t read New Idea either.
Shallow life – I assume you walk around with your nose in the air, peg on nose, so you don’t smell the Hoi Polloi, let alone get anywhere near them – New Idea et al, Women’s Magazines, were designed for Women’s busy lives taken up by work and family – aim – quick snapshot and best read in their relax time at the Hairdressers – an escape from reality
MI6 or some other agency should make it very clear to HM that this conference will get taped by Markle for leverage.
It’s time for the titles to be withdrawn and Harry and his bride to make it as commoners.
I can’t see it going very well with them sponging off the titles and positions but not doing the job.
Interesting that the Meghans of this world are fond of using the term “social licence” to attack large corporations who are in businesses they don’t like.
She is about to find out that there is a yuuuge “social licence” or “social compact” for Monarchies operating in a democracy.
Your subjects will let you live a life of privilege on the condition that you don’t publicly stick your beak into politics and you don’t become a self-indulgent piss-taker.
They are crazy if they don’t insist that she take the call from a secure room at the High Commission.
Otherwise she will have a room full of lawyers and PR types taping and leaking within 10 minutes.
This is what happens when Hollywood’s ideas of being a Princess are entrenched in their populace.
This was always gonna end badly.
ABC Fact Check on the ABC: Markle is a woman, therefore she’s an actress. Not an “actor”. Unless she’s a woman who’s identifying as a man, which would be very ABC. They have a few on air, it would seem.
And his precious bodily fluids, don’t forget those.
CL, you sound like a crazy person.
Mmyes, Mont.
I’m sure she was open to falling in love with any red-headed white man who didn’t happen to be the most famous eligible prince in the world. She didn’t want a royal baby, or titles or prestige at all.
Please, hey.
Attempt not to be a muppet.
Bruce in WA
#3290298, posted on January 12, 2020 at 5:56 pm
Wallis Simpson was a beard?
Was Wallis Simpson all woman? There’s been always been speculation about her sexual make-up. Now in a major reassessment her biographer uncovers new evidence
Has Meaghan been researching?
As Wallis confided afterwards in a letter to her Aunt Bessie: ‘Probably we will never hear or see any of them again.’
Yet, just three years later, this homely, twice-married American had displaced Thelma and become the latest mistress of the blond and blue-eyed prince who was a pin-up for millions.
Not only that, but he had fallen so violently and obsessively in love that he was prepared to give up the throne in order to marry her.
Those in the know shook their heads in disbelief. How on earth had a plain woman, in her late 30s managed to bewitch the most eligible bachelor in the world? What sinister hold did she have over him? And what were her secrets?
Naturally, the rumour mill went into overdrive, helped along by the spurned Thelma Furness. The 5ft 7in Prince, she blabbed, was known as ‘the little man’ for another reason — and he was sexually inadequate and prone to premature ejaculation.
Gradually, the word spread: between the sheets, Wallis Simpson was in fact a femme fatale with legendary talents. She had, according to one speculative study, ‘the ability to make a matchstick feel like a cigar’.
There was even rumoured to be a China dossier, which detailed the intimate techniques she’d perfected, variously called the Baltimore grip, Shanghai squeeze or China clinch.
Indeed, the likelihood is that she knew about a variety of sexual techniques, including oral sex, which would not have been standard education for most British or American girls of the day.
OldOzzie:
Is that what Catallaxy is now? Hence my point.
I don’t mind low brow stuff. But I don’t like made up stuff masquerading as journalism. Whether in New Idea or the NYT
She’s from California. She got in, got the money, and now she’s getting out. It’s not so complicated that it needs a million column inches.
The meeting on monday will be either they both stay, or they get a divorce.
Show us how it’s done, Kruell.
We’re ready to see your high brow stuff. Present threads and see if they will be published here.
You know, there’s always the option of fucking off and going elsewhere: if you’re entertained to your liking. You fucking idiot.
Where’s the other Bobbsey twin anyway? Don’t you two imbeciles operate as a pair?
So, the really big question is, where does SussexRoyal position itself to maximise the brand return?
Bergdorf Goodman?
Bloomingdale’s?
Macy’s?
Walmart?
Decisions. So many decisions to make.
So, the really big question is, where does SussexRoyal position itself to maximise the brand return?
I am wondering what they are selling. If they don’t keep their titles, who are they and who would listen to what they say, unless it’s a “tell all” to Oprah W and then that can only be done once.
Al Sharpton says royal wedding shows white supremacy is ‘on its last breath’
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/al-sharpton-royal-wedding-shows-white-supremacy-ending-article-1.3998555
JC:
I see you’ve missed the point. Again. Maybe throw a few more ad hominem attacks around, so no one will notice?
… the royal family has been dominated by white aristocrats …
Shocking, the British royal family is white!
So has my family been for millennia, so stick that where the sun doesn’t shine, ABC!
The ABC and other leftist racists would never, ever suggest in a million years that a black, Asian or brown family needs an infusion of white blood, or that they’re behind the times because a “whitey” hasn’t married into the family.
I would be very surprised if Markle didn’t phone in.
Otherwise it will be the Queen, Charles and William arrayed against just Harry, whom I consider to be very much the junior partner. Without her with her hand up his back, to fortify his resolve, and to make strategic decisions according to the needs of a plan I think resides most in her head, what might he not say wrong?
Kruell, you’re so fucking dishonest and or stupid that you even deny what you wrote a few comments up. And it’s there, to be dragged up and used to beat you over the ears.
and
Kruell, you’re so lowbrow, you couldn’t go any lower as you’d hit the core.
As I said, show everyone how it’s done.
Go!
Al’s not about power much, eh?
The Kruell troll posts 4 times in a thread that’s beneath him, how giving of him.
JC:
If only you’d read what I wrote after that…
Oh, you didn’t write those other comments then, you dishonest slurper? That was the fake Kruell, right?
Lol.
FelixKruell
#3290306, posted on January 12, 2020 at 6:10 pm
OldOzzie:
New Idea et al, Women’s Magazines, were designed for Women’s busy lives taken up by work and family – aim – quick snapshot and best read in their relax time at the Hairdressers – an escape from reality
Is that what Catallaxy is now? Hence my point.
I don’t mind low brow stuff. But I don’t like made up stuff masquerading as journalism. Whether in New Idea or the NYT
FelixKruell
I don’t mind low brow stuff. But I don’t like made up stuff masquerading as journalism. Whether in New Idea or the NYT
So why are you here slumming with Cat Low Brows, surely it is beneath your Magnificence
It is not often I comment on Cretins like yourself, but you are so far up yourself, that your arse will come out your mouth soon, then you can crawl away to the depths of the Septic Shit Pit where you, and your obvious Mate Numbers, live.
Two things:
Their own personal selves;
The cachet of the British Monarchy.
Pretty sure they realise their own personal prestige has a rather short half-life. Hence the concept that they return from time to time to collaborate with the Firm for a few gigs – and thus top up the ’Royal’ credentials.
Goodness knows what this is supposed to be attached to. Anything from formal wear to Pop-Tarts, I guess – with enough ‘good works’ thrown in to save face and persuade the press that there’s nothing juicy to paparazz over.
Or possibly not fully thought out.
At the same time she is manoeuvring to get back to her celebrity world of being a celebrity in her own right boosted by being Royal …
The problem is that royals aren’t meant to profit from being a royal in that manner.
No doubt this is one of the items on the agenda for the upcoming meeting.
Harry might well be in synch with Megan and/or calling the plays. At 12 years, his mother was killed. As he grew older, he probably became aware that late Mum had been deceived by his father, and indeed by other senior royals, as to his father’s lack of sincerity. He also was exposed to constant media talk about Diana was a slut, and noted how the royals failed to defend her.
All this may have led him to think badly about his family and that he owed them nothing and wanted out. On George’s birth, he said he was happy that he (Harry) had dropped a place in the line of succession. Lately, the heavy promotion of bro William and family would have made plain his junior status and perhaps even he knew of the history of Geo 6’s younger brothers.
So, it is plausible that he wanted out. Megan offered an opportunity of a woman well out of the aristo set and their hangers-on, and who had glamorous connections of her own, and life in North America.
He might have known of the risk of losing his title and income, but considered that the public would still consider him worthy of attention.
JC:
No, I wrote them. But in none of them did I malign the Daily Mail or New Idea for being low brow. That was assumed by others. I avoid them because they peddle false stories. Like I said above.
Surely you can follow this. It’s pretty basic.
OldOzzie:
Do none of you understand basic English? I guess this explains a lot…I blame our education system.
I’ll make it as easy as I can..
Low brow = fine
Lies /making stuff up = bad
Cat going low brow with story about Megxit = fine
Cat making up stuff about Megxit = bad
FMD, you a dishonest sack of shit, Felix. You’re the worst here because you’re also not very smart. You criticized the author and the piece for being lowbrow. That’s the point you were making. Now fuck off and stop wasting everyone’s time.
From Dr Faustus at 7:24 pm:
Certainly not by the one with most to lose.
PS: I must admit enjoying the spectacle of stupid FelixKruell (I am no longer up to date with who the parasites here really are) being absolutely belted to leg, ball after ball, by an expert.
At 12 years, his mother was killed. As he grew older, he probably became aware that late Mum had been deceived by his father, and indeed by other senior royals
Diana herself was no innocent in all of this, let it be noted.
William seems to have dealt with her legacy better than Harry, in that regard.
FelixKruell
#3290424, posted on January 12, 2020 at 7:49 pm
OldOzzie:
So why are you here slumming with Cat Low Brows, surely it is beneath your Magnificence
It is not often I comment on Cretins like yourself, but you are so far up yourself, that your arse will come out your mouth soon, then you can crawl away to the depths of the Septic Shit Pit where you, and your obvious Mate Numbers, live.
Do none of you understand basic English? I guess this explains a lot…I blame our education system.
You are a Condescending Little Shit, crawl back into your Septic Tank Shithole – the ABC is looking for an Erudite Toilet Shit Cleaner at its Ultimo Headquarters, where with your Lofty Intelligence, you can demonstrate your ample/superior knowledge of Toilet Shit Cleaning, and you will fit in well in their environment.
nobody gives a flying proverbial what you think is bad.
…another shame-based life form that outs itself as an idiot is all people here can see
Prediction. Divorce within ten years and then a bunfight over who gets the child. Mehgan gets a big settlement and Harry finds his life completely ruined. Fortunately the Queen will not be around to see the wreckage.
The Royal obsession in this joint is now into, like, it’s fourth day.
I’m warning you lot, I can’t take much more and there are going to be consequences.
Serious fucking consequences.
You have even drawn out all the bloody ninety year old lurkers to comment on the ridiculous escapee ginger parasite and his American trollop.
Sorry.
Sorry everyone.
Thought it was the open thread.
Sorry.
I am in part interested in the constitutional position. On the one hand, Edward 8 was made a Duke and Wallis a Duchess, notwithstanding his playing footsies with Hitler and both of them creating a real crisis of authority. On the other, it is said that Margaret would have been busted down to commoner without income had she married Townsend. Not much clear precedent to work with.
In this case, there is little Archie to think of. If he has a royal title, would he be busted too? A lot of head-scratching here, and Harry’s position may notbe as weak as some imagine.
Zara Tindall, Princess Anne’s daughter.
Apologies Arky, for knowing that !
Five Reasons Meghan Markle May Not Have Got on With Britain All That Well
–Because stoicism is for other people–
— Going too far, too fast–
–Demanding princess treatment–
–She broke Prince Harry–
— Because Britain’s really racist–
JC:
Feel free to quote that bit…
I have and you’re a waste of space. Fuck off.
Matrix:
Ahh, another Daily Mail fan I take it? How wonderful.
I’m picturing you, Old Ozzie and JC as the Real Housewives of the Cat…you’ve got the vapid conversations and bitchy language down pat.
FelixKruell
#3290568, posted on January 12, 2020 at 10:25 pm
Matrix:
Ahh, another Daily Mail fan I take it? How wonderful.
I’m picturing you, Old Ozzie and JC as the Real Housewives of the Cat…you’ve got the vapid conversations and bitchy language down pat.
Let me slightly enhance previous statement
You are a Supercilious Condescending Little Shit, crawl back into your Septic Tank Shithole with your Numbers Alter Ego– the ABC is looking for an Erudite Toilet Shit Cleaner at its Ultimo Headquarters, where with your Lofty Intelligence, you can demonstrate your ample/superior knowledge of Toilet Shit Cleaning, and you will fit in well in their environment.
By that standard it would be impossible for any rich man to find love, because every woman would be assumed be to a gold digger. That is, if you hate women and never trust their motivations.
The weird thing about most of these Tory analyses of why they think a black woman is a bitch – and when it comes down to it, that is the sum total of the analysis going on here – is that they assume that the woman is the only agent here, and that Harry was merely a helpless victim of the evil succubus rather than an enthusiastic participant in Megxit. It’s rather peculiar that the whole argument rests on an important member of the royal family being a beta poonce.
The biracial angle is an interesting one, if you ignore the claims about Queen Charlotte (wife if George III) and her supposed African heritage. Still lots of debate about the veracity of the claim and the two camps still exist, so it’s a story that hasn’t gone away. On top of that, the current Royal family not made any real attempts to hose it down either. They might even think it advantageous.
So perhaps the usually cultural aware ABC were unaware of this perspective, or, perhaps they were banking on the premise too many Aussies are ignorant to even know this claim even exists and by their omission from the story, could pursue the racism angle without challenge.
Not really. Harry wasn’t a left wing nutbag until he met the succubus, so it is entirely reasonable to assume she converted him. Meghan was a known lefty idiot before the wedding, but she was the one expected to change not him i.e. if you don’t want to be a princess, don’t marry a prince.
There is no other way to see it.
mUnter … keep yr yapping bitch on a leash you soft cock
Sorry, meant for Harry not mUnter …
Is Harry still battling mental health issues?
Almost sounds like something PVO would write it’s that unbelievably stupid. Phil is a Greek. Is that white? And er, the Queen is the head of the Anglican church. Not a job a Catholic can do sorry.
duncanm, that was hilarious. Very well done.
Did Megan typically take Archie back to Canada to use the royal baby as negotiating leverage against the rest of the family?
The fact that Markle wasn’t even forced to renounce her US citizenship before the marriage was alarming.
Royals? What royals? Hary is not royal. He is not Charlie’s offspring. He is the son of a whore and a horse groom.
Let’s have a DNI test.
Any doubt was removed with this post.
You’re a bad faith actor.
Dioxyribonucleicidiot?
Probably. But as Archie (named after one of her dogs, FFS) is about squillionth in line to the throne it’s no biggie.
They always play the race card.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/01/11/new-york-times-has-got-wrong-sussexes-racism/
Indeed. Excellent point. Surely they can’t be serious about allowing her to participate on a party line.
FMD.
This is a test for Charles to see if he is ready to take the throne.
His Excalibur if you will.
I usually don’t bother reading about the monarchy but this episode is beyond distasteful. Markle did have a privileged background even if she behaves as trailer trash and is even more privileged now and still behaving like trailer trash. Even the screech sheet Daily Mail has a rather good article that states the obvious. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7876719/PATRICK-JEPHSON-Palace-tough-Harry-Meghan-strip-titles.html
Hear, hear.
Hey everyone. White Supremacy keeps getting mentioned. Could someone tell me how they got superior? I’m curious.
I am behind on all the news but this from Delingpole is funny
Continues at https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/01/09/princess-yoko-splits-up-the-royal-band/
BiL sent yesterday’s Leak cartoon to his American friends. Apparently it is racist.
Although Harry was an obvious target, given his fractured childhood, the cold reality to me is that Meghan Markle has sociopath tendencies. Separate the person from everyone else in the family circle, demand that what you want, you get, no questions asked, control who has access to the target, create a situation that alienates the target from any person who might offer a helping hand, and dictate what goes. More pull provided by a child physically removed from the original home, so the sociopath has even more leverage over the target. Seen it all before.
https://imgflip.com/i/3lo0kl
If the Sussex’s will only move to LA after Trump leaves office that should remove any hope of them representing the Queen as Governor in Canada. And why would they have the Obamas as advisors and take a house of a Clinton associate for a holiday. No wonder the Canadians are up in arms re the security.
Titch
#3290942, posted on January 13, 2020 at 11:26 am
Yep. I’d wager that most men have either been subject to it (to a greater or lesser extent) or have seen it occur with (former) mates.