We interrupt our corona-coverage for an important news flash

Meghan Markle’s first post-Royal job will be voicing a Disney elephant documentary.

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22 Responses to We interrupt our corona-coverage for an important news flash

  1. Hay Stockard

    I don’t think the bloodnut thought this whole thing through.

  2. Archie: I want to be a prince one day and marry a beautiful princess.

    Harry: Mumble, mumble…

  3. egg_

    I don’t think the bloodnut’s penis thought this whole thing through.

    FTFY

  4. duncanm

    egg_
    #3382687, posted on March 29, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    I don’t think the bloodnut’s penis thought this whole thing through.

    FTFY

    the penis was definitely thinking straight.

  5. Colonel Bunty Golightly

    The Hewitt boy is going to live to regret all this.

  6. min

    How stupid moving to a place that because of homeless on the street would be a prime breeding place for the virus. Disaster in the making ?

  7. calli

    Moved from insanely beautiful Vancouver Island to squalid Los Angeles?

    My, they are going down in the world.

  8. Hay Stockard

    Thanks Egg. I was too shy to write that.

  9. Yarpos

    Disney, Gillette, Nissan, Marvel Movies, the pleading voice of the WWF….the world is at her feet really

  10. Stanley

    “Elephants without Borders” ……so its really a bio-pic!

  11. Saven da Ellifunts from da Glowball Wormin , will make da wurld moor Bewtifull ..

  12. H B Bear

    Beats opening fetes.

  13. Scott Osmond

    Didn’t she need Harry to beg a job for her?

  14. Dr Faustus

    Harry: Back in the Windsor family bosom by December.
    Meghan: Using Archie as her meal ticket for the next 20 years.

  15. Archivist

    How stupid moving to a place that because of homeless on the street would be a prime breeding place for the virus.

    Not so stupid.
    California has punishing divorce laws.
    She can if she chooses take him for every penny he has, and ever will have.

  16. egg_

    California has punishing divorce laws.
    She can if she chooses take him for every penny he has, and ever will have.

    Was the bloodnut dropped on his head?

  17. Nighthawk the Elder

    California has punishing divorce laws.
    She can if she chooses take him for every penny he has, and ever will have.

    Does LA have any freeway tunnels?

    The bloodnut may have been led astray, but at the end of the day he’s still part of the family. A family with serious connections to some very discrete agencies.

  18. Archivist

    Does LA have any freeway tunnels?

    You surely don’t believe that absurd conspiracy theory about Princess Diana.

  19. mem

    Thank the Lord. For a moment or two I thought you were going to tell us it was the hottest autumn day this month in Wagga Wagga and that we are all doomed and henceforth all kangaroos will start hopping backwards but what a relief, it’s just another puff piece about the now ex royals.

  20. Robbo

    So while his wife is back doing her thing in Hollywood what is Harry the Handbag Handler doing?

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