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If you don’t need to do it, don’t do it. I know I’m asking a lot, but it is a price worth paying. It’s going to save lives.”

– Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews wants couples who don’t live together not to “see” each other.

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34 Responses to D

  1. Hay Stockard

    Daniel,
    Stop it or you’ll grow blind.

  2. rickw

    Dan is the world’s biggest idiot.

  3. Some History

    Announcement from Supreme Public Health Headquarters

    Tow flarten za corv, vee mast flarten everizing!

    [translation: To Flatten the curve, we must flatten everything]

  4. Some History

    BREAKING NEWS

    It is with great sadness and regret that I have to announce that
    we a living in a Get Smart episode and this guy’s in charge –

    https://imgur.com/Tsaf56Z

  5. John64

    Dear Leader Despot Dan has donned the jackboots and is living his fantasy.

    Life’s a continuous wet dream.

  6. Some History

    … and this guy’s in charge

    Supported by his cabinet that includes the
    Supreme Chief Minister for Jiggy Jiggy

    https://imgur.com/kcRaQHx

  7. John64

    BTW – I’m sure the fine print in the One Belt One Road loan agreement that Despot Dan has signed with the raw bat munchers says that China can buy Victoriastan for $1 after it defaults on the repayments.

  8. Infidel Tiger

    Closed borders. No fraternsing for non-married couples.

    A return to the 1950’s has happened!

  9. John Bayley

    VIC Labor will blitz it in at the next state election.
    Just wait.
    ‘Decisive policymaking’, ‘no compromise’, ‘if it saves one life, it’s worth it’ and so on and so on.
    BTW, if the Liberals were in power, does anyone really think they would be all that much better?
    Just look over the border to NSW.
    Sieg Heil, comrades.

  10. Beachcomber

    And yes the scary thing is that this loathsome creature will almost certainly be re-elected by Victorians. As will every other political charlatan that has promoted this made-up horror show.
    There is of course no real Corona Virus epidemic. The whole thing is an out-of-control hysterical confection of the media, the governing establishment, and the Universities’ “medical research” establishment.
    Freedoms have been obliterated, the economy crushed with millions losing their income and independence. All for no reason except that the West is mentally deranged and doing self-harm to the level of suicide.

    COVID-19 Has Failed to Cause Excess Mortality in Europe, In Fact Overall Deaths Are Down From Previous Years

  11. John A

    Hay Stockard #3387592, posted on April 1, 2020, at 1:32 pm

    Daniel,
    Stop it or you’ll grow blind.

    Aww, can we do it till we need glasses, maybe? 🙂

    Anyway, my wife and I don’t care about him. We live together in the same house, and we refuse to maintain 1.5m of “unsocial distance”!

    And I don’t vote for his pardy, either.

  12. The Premier of Victoria deserves civil respect from the electorate. But this particular elector has no respect for this particular premier. In fact, quite the opposite.

  13. NoFixedAddress

    The first imperative of Communist control, see Lenin, is to destroy conventional social norms and independent groups like Churches, Golf Clubs, social groups.

  14. Some History

    Supported by his cabinet that includes
    the Supreme Chief Minister for Jiggy Jiggy

    https://imgur.com/kcRaQHx

    Supreme Chief Ministers for Economix

    https://imgur.com/DIiHg6c

  15. Chris M

    Also couples should only have one child to save the environment.

    When this is over Dan can invite his boss Bat Xi to inspect the proletariat he purchased.

  16. feelthebern

    Dan really did wear a t-shirt in the pool.
    He was that kid.

  17. The BigBlueCat

    Hay Stockard
    #3387592, posted on April 1, 2020 at 1:32 pm
    Daniel,
    Stop it or you’ll grow blind.

    Comrade Dan already has poor eyesight …. tell you what though, I’ll let him risk an eye.

  18. Fred

    The Hunchback of Mulgrave can get f’ed.

    Fred has three chicks on the go, and is seeing all of them.

  19. Chris M

    ^ Are they good layers? Got to tend to the brood…

  20. Megan

    Dan is the world’s biggest idiot

    Too limited. Try Universe!

  21. Entropy

    Forget fornication, these bastards are also having a go at recreational fishing,

  22. Cynic of Ayr

    Yes, the “Belt and Road” is there in Victoria isn’t it?
    A stinking pile of dead bats and rats, just waiting for the first payment default.

  23. Scott Osmond

    Well, if he can’t get lucky noone should. As I’ve said before malicious vindictive children. I’d say fuck him but there isn’t enough hot showers or antibiotics to recover from that experience.

  24. H B Bear

    Does The Hunchback of Spring St get a reach around from John Setka?

  25. Gyro Cadiz

    Has he had his new Hugo Boss designed uniform delivered yet?

  26. OldOzzie

    Now you can’t even visit your BOYFRIEND: Partners who live apart are banned from seeing each other
    Victoria has banned couples from seeing each other in their homes

    Except in Victoria, if you are from a Special Ethnic Group

    How POLICE ‘let a wedding with 30 guests and a drummer go ahead’ in Melbourne despite a ban on ceremonies with more than five guests – just telling them to keep 1.5m apart

    A wedding with more than 30 guests went ahead at the weekend despite strict social distancing rules
    Victoria Police visited the Melbourne nuptials with the party told they could continue if they kept 1.5m away
    Prime Minister Scott Morrison ruled only five people can attend: bride, groom, celebrant and two witnesses

    Victoria Police let wedding celebrations go ahead in Broadmeadows, Victoria, at the weekend despite strict social distancing measures. 32 people are in the above photograph

    Authorities were hesitant to give an explanation for what occurred in this situation.

    ‘Victoria Police will not provide a running commentary on individual spot checks, reports of people breaching self-isolation or breaches of mass gatherings,’ a police spokeswoman said.

    ‘However we have seen the vast majority of the community treat this issue with the seriousness it deserves up until this point.’

    Daily Mail Australia has approached Victorian Police Minister Lisa Neville, the groom and several guests for comment.

  27. miltonf

    That’s why they call Victoria an anarcho-tyranny. Strange too that they closed down schools but not child care centre.

  28. Judge Dredd

    And the youth are most likely to ignore the advice of the old and stuffy, brown-sweater wearing leaders.
    Not sure anyone in that position is really going to follow his advice.

  29. Bruce

    I heard some “concerned” type touting the virtues of GOLF in these time; easy to keep “social distance”.

    Golf; described by my golf-mad Aunt as “foot and mouth” disease, i.e. Walk all day; TALK all night. “Social distancing” at the 19th hole could be a bit of a challenge.

    This whole fiasco is rapidly turning into a totalitarian statist’s dream come true.

    Every possible Act or regulation will be applied as a blowtorch to the rather soft belly of general society.

    As Ayn Rand put it in “Atlas Shrugged”:

    “Did you really think we want those laws observed?” said Dr. Ferris. “We want them to be broken. You’d better get it straight that it’s not a bunch of boy scouts you’re up against… We’re after power and we mean it… There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What’s there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt. Now that’s the system, Mr. Reardon, that’s the game, and once you understand it, you’ll be much easier to deal with.”

  30. Robber Baron

    The fines are large enough to stop me from breaking the rules.

  31. Robbo

    I’m all for putting sensible precautions in place and for them to be enforced. A ban on couples meeting up for a bit of groping or better is well away from sensible. Andrews, according to reports, has now backflipped on this embargo. The big question is how on earth did it make it to an announced policy in the first place? Here I was thinking that Danny boy was doing a good job in the difficult circumstances of this Wuhan virus and he goes crazy. Danny try thinking things through before you go making any more announcements and you could avoid looking like a fucking idiot again.

  32. Tim Neilson

    Andrews, according to reports, has now backflipped on this embargo. The big question is how on earth did it make it to an announced policy in the first place?

    Actually it’s the law.

    The letter of the directive, as enacted under the authority of the Hunchback of Spring Street himself (and his clown troupe) says exactly that – you’re not permitted to let anyone into your house except for a prescribed purpose, and “fraternisation”doesn’t fit into any of the prescribed categories. No room for exceptions.

    Unless the visitor charges for the service, then it might count as “work”.

    Here I was thinking that Danny boy was doing a good job

    There’s your mistake right there, thinking that that world record breaking incompetent could touch anything without turning it into dogshit.

    He and his clown troupe are responsible for the directive. They either change it, or they’re telling people to break the law, or they leave it in place and turn the whole of CFMEUistan into a Benny Hill sketch or Carry On scene.

    FFS this state has been a total clown show for long enough already.

  33. C.L.

    Dan really did wear a t-shirt in the pool.
    He was that kid.

    Laughed Out Loud.

  34. Mak Siccar

    From an article in the Spectator USA.

    https://spectator.us/frightened-people-love-their-leaders/

    These patriotic, ‘rally-round-the-flag’ booms could easily go bust, especially if the pandemic death toll remains relatively low. If leaders are later seen to have destroyed their economies for years on the advice of a handful of scientists, we can expect the public’s relief to turn to anger. For now, however, the frightened sheep still look longingly towards their shepherds. Machiavelli said that it is better for a prince to be feared than loved. For the leaders in the corona-panic, perhaps, it is better to keep people afraid in order to be loved.

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