Thursday Forum: May 21, 2020

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  1. K2

    Your more scummy bred moggy is generally the best mouser etc. The posh expensive ones are usually lazy; having to fend for oneself is bred out of them somewhat.

    We’ve (missus and daughter) got this Blue Russian cat Fang who is a lazy creature, CBF earning his keep etc; but also have two sibling nondescripts who keep the yard vermin free.

    Cat up, Cats.

  2. This monkey riding a scooter and stealing a toddler can’t be real, can it?

    Just google it.

  3. Bruce of Newcastle

    Since I’m on such things, here’s bit of Jade Warrior.
    A fine movie, coproduced by Finns and Chinese.
    I don’t think there’re any other Finnish-Chinese movies.

  4. EvilElvis

    Urgent, I need to seriously impress a classy lady,

    Jesus, Pedro, have you plucked one from the herd?

  5. Bar Beach Swimmer

    EvilElvis
    #3461328, posted on May 22, 2020 at 11:52 pm

    🌻

  6. Bruce in WA

    Best Ass in a Movie …

    And the award goes to …

    Amy Adams

    No correspondence will be entered into.

  7. Lazlo

    After one of Longshanks’ expeditions of conquest in Scotland, possibly after Falkirk, he was quoted crossing The Tweed as saying: It’s good to wipe the shit off your shoe.

  8. Pedro the Loafer

    On the cards, Elvis.

    The local CWA intelligence unit has been working overtime parading the herd but has been restrained from more overt actions lately due to the Asian inconvenience.

    This one caught my eye when spied in town driving a classic Jaguar saloon.

  9. Knuckle Dragger

    Unsurprisingly, at the end of Troy everyone dies.

    Except the bloke whose cock started it all in the first place.

  10. Arky

    Fish cakes?
    Vomit.
    Feed the canned fish to your cat.
    Next time make sure your iron supplies contain tomato paste, tinned pineapple, olive oil and pizza flour.

  11. EvilElvis

    This one caught my eye when spied in town driving a classic Jaguar saloon.

    Best of luck, Pedro. I always thought the wolf took down the easy pickings from the dorper flock but you’ve gone straight for the Jaguar! Awesome!

    I wonder if Tailgunner could get you geared up with a breastplate mounted GoPro for some Cat live blogging of the event? If he’s not doing another anti Vax demo this weekend that is. 😂

  12. Arky

    tomato paste, tinned pineapple, olive oil and pizza flour.

    ..
    Some assembly required.

  13. Rex Anger

    Heavens above, Arky! You’ll start a war if you get too loose with your mentions of pineapple in pizza…

    (…Which I happem to quite like, too)

  14. Arky

    I also bought 2kg of black olives.

  15. Rex Anger

    How do you get around the storage issues related to ham?

    Spam?

    Or imitation bits?

  16. Arky

    Deep frozen salami.
    Spam after that runs out.

  17. EvilElvis

    Arky, just a quick welfare check that you are OK?

    That’s a heavy burden to carry that Leighton Lowery expose letter. Hilarious. But heavy.

  18. Knuckle Dragger

    Farter time. 19 hours today’ll do me.

    For early morning Cats – a reminder that 18 hours ago Liability Bob claimed Helen Keller was a titan of socialism.

  19. Arky

    That’s a heavy burden to carry that Leighton Lowery expose letter.

    ..
    I know. But I had to warn people. A gruesome way to go. A copy of Quadrant open to an article on how to get invited to the Captain’s table was found stuffed into his body cavity.

  20. EvilElvis

    A copy of Quadrant open to an article on how to get invited to the Captain’s table was found stuffed into his body cavity.

    Terrible business. Terribly kinky business. Sniff.

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