Slim Karen

Posted on 9:32 am, July 11, 2020 by currencylad
I just used the same basket as you shoppin’, now I’m in a fuckin’ casket from you coughin.”

– Yo. Eminem.

 
UPDATE: Paul Joseph Watson on officialdom’s latest pious scold: “So much edge, I might cut myself.”

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34 Responses to Slim Karen

  1. BrettW
    #3509755, posted on July 11, 2020 at 9:40 am

    Seriously, do we really need a thread about what a rapper thinks about masks ?

  2. wozzup
    #3509758, posted on July 11, 2020 at 9:42 am

    Well, if Eminem is in a casket COVID can’t be all bad.
    Especially if they are his best lyrics. (Hint: He hasn’t done any better with his other ones – they are all violent, ugly and poor quality gobshyte.)
    Besides it seems to me he is both a middle aged white man and is guilty of rank cultural appropriation. And we all know the penalty for that.

  4. Legalise Sedition
    #3509772, posted on July 11, 2020 at 10:04 am

    Eminem is legitimately a rapper who grew up on a black community.

    He has also become a legit TDS sufferer, he’s lost his sense of humour and ability to tell a story.

    He needs to see Uncle Ye.

  5. wal1957
    #3509775, posted on July 11, 2020 at 10:07 am

    Who gives a shiiite what this idiot does or says?

  6. Mark M
    #3509779, posted on July 11, 2020 at 10:10 am

    “Eminem is legitimately a rapper who grew up on a black community.”

    There was a movie about that …

    “Steve portrays Navin Johnson, adopted son of a poor black sharecropper family, whose crazy inventions lead him from rags to riches and right back to rags.”
    https://www.amazon.com/Jerk-Steve-Martin/dp/0783226799

  7. Spurgeon Monkfish III
    #3509780, posted on July 11, 2020 at 10:11 am

    There is no way on this earth that I am ever wearing one of those stupid ugly and utterly useless masks.

    Oh and eminem – go f&ck yourself, you pathetic never was been.

  8. Infidel Tiger King
    #3509781, posted on July 11, 2020 at 10:11 am

    DJ ScoMo is now warning people not to hug each other.

  9. bronson
    #3509788, posted on July 11, 2020 at 10:18 am

    i thought mandms were chocolates? isnt enimeniminimo a case of cultural appropriation i mean a white rapping?

  10. Roger W
    #3509790, posted on July 11, 2020 at 10:19 am

    Isn’t he a prime example of White Male (heterosexual?) Privilege and Cultural Appropriation?
    Why hasn’t he already been cancelled?
    And, as an aside, no more Eminem would not be such a bad thing?

  11. Bruce of Newcastle
    #3509800, posted on July 11, 2020 at 10:27 am

    Hehe…

    Sadiq Khan attacks Boris for not wearing a face mask… while not wearing a face mask (11 Jul)

    This mask thing is going to be fun when Lefties fail to wear annoying and uncomfortable masks and get skewered, over and over and over.

  12. Boambee John
    #3509808, posted on July 11, 2020 at 10:37 am

    Eminem needs to remember, it’s not the coughin’ that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carry you off in.

  13. nb
    #3509810, posted on July 11, 2020 at 10:38 am

    Egads, is MandMs suggesting he won’t shut up after his demise?

  14. Some History
    #3509822, posted on July 11, 2020 at 10:53 am

    I just used the same basket as you shoppin’, now I’m in a fuckin’ casket from you coughin.”

    Some more interesting lyrical possibilities, bro.

    “I just used the same basket as you shoppin’, now I’m in a fuckin’ coffin from you coughin.”

    BRO!

  15. Lee
    #3509839, posted on July 11, 2020 at 11:02 am

    No fool like an old fool.
    And he does look old.

  16. Supplice
    #3509847, posted on July 11, 2020 at 11:12 am

    And he’s never done his own grocery shopping in his life. Talk about “white privilege!”

  17. cuckoo
    #3509856, posted on July 11, 2020 at 11:22 am

    This is like the character Poochy in the Simpsons, brought in to revitalize the Itchy and Scratchy Show. A cool skateboard dude, whose message was “Remember kids, always recycle!”

  18. Oh come on
    #3509867, posted on July 11, 2020 at 11:42 am

    Dope lyrics, yo. It would be really edgy if he criticised Trump or something. 🙄

  19. Tintarella di Luna
    #3509868, posted on July 11, 2020 at 11:43 am

    Yo!
    Tool!
    Fool!
    If I’m coughin’
    I ain’t out shoppin’

  20. Oh come on
    #3509869, posted on July 11, 2020 at 11:44 am

    To be fair though, Eminem’s so old that he’s in a high risk category. You can understand his concern.

  22. Megan
    #3509890, posted on July 11, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    Spurgeon has pretty much summarised my thoughts on the matter.

  23. W Hogg
    #3509933, posted on July 11, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    I look forward to his next song about Lolita Express and Epstein Island.

  24. duncanm
    #3509953, posted on July 11, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    wozzup
    #3509758, posted on July 11, 2020 at 9:42 am

    Well, if Eminem is in a casket COVID can’t be all bad.
    Especially if they are his best lyrics. (Hint: He hasn’t done any better with his other ones – they are all violent, ugly and poor quality gobshyte.)

    nah – there are some clever ones. “Without Me” was pretty good.

  25. Hay Stockard
    #3509956, posted on July 11, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    I don’t think we’ve hit peak idiocy yet. But we must be getting close.

  26. John A
    #3509989, posted on July 11, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    Hay Stockard #3509956, posted on July 11, 2020, at 2:13 pm

    I don’t think we’ve hit peak idiocy yet. But we must be getting close.

    I think it may have been Einstein to whom was attributed the following observation:
    “I believe there are only two substances infinitely available throughout the Universe: hydrogen and stupidity. And as time goes by, I become less sure about hydrogen.”

  27. Shane
    #3509992, posted on July 11, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Hay, some might call it peak idiocy,
    others more cynical would call it far more sinister

    truepundit..com/cashing-in-how-many-millions-did-dr-fauci-pocket-for-covering-up-hydroxychloroquine-which-he-approved-15-years-ago-to-cure-coronaviruses/

  29. Tel
    #3510000, posted on July 11, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    Does he think that there are young people who care enough that he is ordering them around?

    I don’t think we’ve hit peak idiocy yet. But we must be getting close.

    There came a day when I took a deep breath and decided it was safer never to make predictions about peak idiocy. That said, it’s worth studying the techniques deployed by totalitarian regimes to keep everyone in line, because those keep popping back up again.

  30. Penguinite
    #3510001, posted on July 11, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    Suggested continuation:
    It wasn’t the cough that did the offing
    it was the coffin they carried him offin

  31. Nob
    #3510029, posted on July 11, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    My name is not Stan
    And I’m not his greatest fan
    But I thought the one about the sheila in the car boot
    Was a hoot.

  32. Iampeter
    #3510055, posted on July 11, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    UPDATE: Paul Joseph Watson on officialdom’s latest pious scold: “So much edge, I might cut myself.”

    Paul Joseph Stalin, of course. I was just thinking there isn’t enough crackpot leftist content on the Cat.

  34. Crossie
    #3510138, posted on July 11, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    Eminem is a clever feller
    No need to be a Twitter yeller
    Just wash you effing hands.

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