Slim Karen

I just used the same basket as you shoppin’, now I’m in a fuckin’ casket from you coughin.”

– Yo. Eminem.

 
UPDATE: Paul Joseph Watson on officialdom’s latest pious scold: “So much edge, I might cut myself.”

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34 Responses to Slim Karen

  1. Seriously, do we really need a thread about what a rapper thinks about masks ?

  2. wozzup

    Well, if Eminem is in a casket COVID can’t be all bad.
    Especially if they are his best lyrics. (Hint: He hasn’t done any better with his other ones – they are all violent, ugly and poor quality gobshyte.)
    Besides it seems to me he is both a middle aged white man and is guilty of rank cultural appropriation. And we all know the penalty for that.

  3. Eminem is legitimately a rapper who grew up on a black community.

    He has also become a legit TDS sufferer, he’s lost his sense of humour and ability to tell a story.

    He needs to see Uncle Ye.

  4. wal1957

    Who gives a shiiite what this idiot does or says?

  5. Mark M

    “Eminem is legitimately a rapper who grew up on a black community.”

    There was a movie about that …

    “Steve portrays Navin Johnson, adopted son of a poor black sharecropper family, whose crazy inventions lead him from rags to riches and right back to rags.”
    https://www.amazon.com/Jerk-Steve-Martin/dp/0783226799

  6. Spurgeon Monkfish III

    There is no way on this earth that I am ever wearing one of those stupid ugly and utterly useless masks.

    Oh and eminem – go f&ck yourself, you pathetic never was been.

  7. Infidel Tiger King

    DJ ScoMo is now warning people not to hug each other.

  8. bronson

    i thought mandms were chocolates? isnt enimeniminimo a case of cultural appropriation i mean a white rapping?

  9. Roger W

    Isn’t he a prime example of White Male (heterosexual?) Privilege and Cultural Appropriation?
    Why hasn’t he already been cancelled?
    And, as an aside, no more Eminem would not be such a bad thing?

  10. Bruce of Newcastle

    Hehe…

    Sadiq Khan attacks Boris for not wearing a face mask… while not wearing a face mask (11 Jul)

    This mask thing is going to be fun when Lefties fail to wear annoying and uncomfortable masks and get skewered, over and over and over.

  11. Boambee John

    Eminem needs to remember, it’s not the coughin’ that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carry you off in.

  12. nb

    Egads, is MandMs suggesting he won’t shut up after his demise?

  13. Some History

    I just used the same basket as you shoppin’, now I’m in a fuckin’ casket from you coughin.”

    Some more interesting lyrical possibilities, bro.

    “I just used the same basket as you shoppin’, now I’m in a fuckin’ coffin from you coughin.”

    BRO!

  14. Lee

    No fool like an old fool.
    And he does look old.

  15. Supplice

    And he’s never done his own grocery shopping in his life. Talk about “white privilege!”

  16. cuckoo

    This is like the character Poochy in the Simpsons, brought in to revitalize the Itchy and Scratchy Show. A cool skateboard dude, whose message was “Remember kids, always recycle!”

  17. Oh come on

    Dope lyrics, yo. It would be really edgy if he criticised Trump or something. 🙄

  18. Tintarella di Luna

    Yo!
    Tool!
    Fool!
    If I’m coughin’
    I ain’t out shoppin’

  19. Oh come on

    To be fair though, Eminem’s so old that he’s in a high risk category. You can understand his concern.

  20. Megan

    Spurgeon has pretty much summarised my thoughts on the matter.

  21. W Hogg

    I look forward to his next song about Lolita Express and Epstein Island.

  22. duncanm

    wozzup
    #3509758, posted on July 11, 2020 at 9:42 am

    Well, if Eminem is in a casket COVID can’t be all bad.
    Especially if they are his best lyrics. (Hint: He hasn’t done any better with his other ones – they are all violent, ugly and poor quality gobshyte.)

    nah – there are some clever ones. “Without Me” was pretty good.

  23. Hay Stockard

    I don’t think we’ve hit peak idiocy yet. But we must be getting close.

  24. John A

    Hay Stockard #3509956, posted on July 11, 2020, at 2:13 pm

    I don’t think we’ve hit peak idiocy yet. But we must be getting close.

    I think it may have been Einstein to whom was attributed the following observation:
    “I believe there are only two substances infinitely available throughout the Universe: hydrogen and stupidity. And as time goes by, I become less sure about hydrogen.”

  25. Shane

    Hay, some might call it peak idiocy,
    others more cynical would call it far more sinister

    truepundit..com/cashing-in-how-many-millions-did-dr-fauci-pocket-for-covering-up-hydroxychloroquine-which-he-approved-15-years-ago-to-cure-coronaviruses/

  26. Tel

    Does he think that there are young people who care enough that he is ordering them around?

    I don’t think we’ve hit peak idiocy yet. But we must be getting close.

    There came a day when I took a deep breath and decided it was safer never to make predictions about peak idiocy. That said, it’s worth studying the techniques deployed by totalitarian regimes to keep everyone in line, because those keep popping back up again.

  27. Penguinite

    Suggested continuation:
    It wasn’t the cough that did the offing
    it was the coffin they carried him offin

  28. Nob

    My name is not Stan
    And I’m not his greatest fan
    But I thought the one about the sheila in the car boot
    Was a hoot.

  29. Iampeter

    UPDATE: Paul Joseph Watson on officialdom’s latest pious scold: “So much edge, I might cut myself.”

    Paul Joseph Stalin, of course. I was just thinking there isn’t enough crackpot leftist content on the Cat.

  30. Crossie

    Eminem is a clever feller
    No need to be a Twitter yeller
    Just wash you effing hands.

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