Whadda we want? The Beach Boys! When do we want ’em?

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21 Responses to Whadda we want? The Beach Boys! When do we want ’em?

  1. Professor Fred Lenin

    So now its white lives tgat matter innit?

  2. Hugh

    Brilliant!
    More paint needed: WOABLMM. Whitey Opinions About Black Lives Matter Matters.

  3. Some History

    The being on the far right: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  4. Dusty

    Babylon Bee is an amazing parody news site that is getting scarily accurate by the day.

  5. Bruce of Newcastle

    They identify as being black.
    #dolezal

  6. Leo G

    An instance of BLM’s own white supremacist fragility?

  7. a happy little debunker

    Babylon Bee is an amazing parody news site that is getting scarily accurate by the day

    When the lame stream media are compelled to fact check a satirical web service you know we have reached peak progressiveness.

  8. H B Bear

    So now you have to be black to be Black? Sounds discriminatory to me.

  9. jupes

    Babylon Bee is an amazing parody news site that is getting scarily accurate by the day.

    Bloody oath. Despite living in an age where satire is nearly impossible, they are just superb.

  10. Robbo

    Wankers with a loudhailer looking for something to protest about. Why don’t they volunteer to help the needy, or the elderly, or black people who are struggling? Because it’s all about them and their stupid “cause”. They are simply well dressed young criminals who should spend a couple of years behind bars. That will give them something to worry about, like white arses matter when you are sharing a cell with your black. brothers.

  11. Leo G

    When the lame stream media are compelled to fact check a satirical web service you know we have reached peak progressiveness.

    Fact-checking a parody is jumping the snark.

  12. Mark M

    Woke Polar Bear Apologizes For Being White

    “SAN DIEGO, CA—A polar bear at the San Diego Zoo has apologized to black bears, brown bears, and all other mammals of color for his “problematic whiteness.”

    The bear “got woke” after a leftist protesting the zoo for keeping animals in captivity bravely leaped into the bear’s exhibit.
    After eating the protester, the polar bear picked up the book on critical race theory the woman had in her pocket and devoured it, first figuratively, then literally.”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/woke-polar-bear-apologizes-for-being-white

    The Babylon Bee; the paper of record.

  13. Kneel

    “A polar bear at the San Diego Zoo has apologized to black bears, brown bears, and all other mammals of color for his “problematic whiteness.””

    And now identifies as a trans female squirrel, refusing to eat fish and insisting on acorns for dinner.

  14. Dasher

    The moment for me was the black woman in Washington screaming at a well healed white young man telling him she is not oppressed she does not want him destroying her neighbourhood and to leave now…of course the young man did not after all he knew what she really needed. The left are finally consuming themselves and their country.

  15. wozzup

    “Riotous BLM Protesters Suddenly Realize They’re All White People”

    BLM: “Damn all those bloody racist black people who will not join our cause and riot on behalf of…………..err black people.

    Well truth is of course this is not about black people, George Floyd or anything else other than a bunch of entitled twats with too much time on their hands and a desire to be “relevant”.
    Author, satirist and ex Rolling Stone editor P.J. O’Rourke wrote about this kind of thing 30 years ago: “Upbeat (magazine) is for people who want to feel good about their cause: the reformers, the progressives, the revolutionaries, the utopians, the collectivists, and the rest of the altruistic scum of the earth. Why do these people want to feel good? They want to feel good in order to convince themselves that they are good.” So, its all about feeling good. (Why they can’t do this the way my generation did it – with a copy of Playboy in a locked bathroom, I will never understand!)
    He also asserted (correctly in my view ) that young men in places like Nicaragua become revolutionaries because its sexier and attracts more women than walking behind a donkey all day plowing a field. Now this very idea has spread to the western world in general and America in particular. Off course young men in the West do not have to use a donkey to plow a field, but they do have to do the 21st century equivalent – become computer coders or “social media influencers” who must earn their two pesos a day in equally mindless and un fulfilling roles for the likes of Facebook and Twitter (whom they otherwise adore) or Microsoft (whom they loathe – he da man!) So these mindless twits blow shit up instead. As my mother used to tell me as a child about running with scissors in my hand -‘It’s all good fun till you fall over and have your eye out”

  16. Pete of Perth

    What would Michael Jackson do?

  17. Roger

    If they really believed black lives matter they’d be protesting in front of their local Planned Parenthood clinic.

  18. Riversutra

    There was a comment somewhere that summed this up perfectly ” a BLM rally these days is like playing Where’s Waldo but looking for a black face instead”

  19. Lawrence Ayres

    Make sure their photos are kept on record for when they might apply for a job. I would not employ someone who attended a BLM protest because I would know they are socialists and by nature untrustworthy and so very ignorant.

  20. As Einstein once said …… Black Matter Lives !

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