Sure, Joe Biden took bribes from China and Ukraine but…

President Trump once ordered malts during a highly classified briefing on Afghanistan in an incident that has become a legend within the CIA, according to a report by Politico.

Just a few months after he took office, Trump reportedly insisted to a room of senior defense and intelligence officials, that they must try the malts at his New Jersey golf club while they discussed classified intelligence.

“Does anyone want a malt?” he asked in the meeting, according to three former CIA officials who recounted the events to Politico. “We have the best malts, you have to try them.”

 
Of course they were the best! Both The Hill and Politico try to spin this endearing irrelevancy into some sort of symbolically disturbing “event.” The story is sourced from three unnamed attendees – all national security risks who have broken the law to assist the Biden campaign. Remember: they’re trying to hurt Trump but this was all they had. The Politico piece is especially hilarious – and includes a nasty picture of Biden’s spittle mid-flight. Only one crucial detail is missing: how many of the “august group” ordered a malt?

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26 Responses to Sure, Joe Biden took bribes from China and Ukraine but…

  1. Mak Siccar

    What’s a Malt? The only one I know is my favourite single malt Lagavulin!

  2. Nighthawk the Elder

    Mak Siccar
    #3627633, posted on October 21, 2020 at 7:29 pm
    What’s a Malt?

    A type of milk shake I believe.

  3. Bruce of Newcastle

    Sure, Joe Biden took bribes from China and Ukraine

    Mere bagatelles. Tiny amounts, unimportant, barely over eight maybe nine figures.

  4. Dot

    If you want the most pathetic fake news, watch Krystal Ball and Saagar Enjeti on The Hill.

    Just absolutely awful.

  5. H B Bear

    What else would you drink with your fried chicken? Dr Pepper? He’s not a Philistine.

  6. stackja

    Tucker Carlson: America’s most powerful people want you to shut up about Hunter Biden
    In the mad scramble to defeat Donald Trump, our core institutions are being destroyed.
    But we’re also going to have to live here when the smoke clears, and what then? In the mad scramble to unseat the president, our core institutions are being destroyed: A free press, fair elections, spy agencies that won’t turn their dark arts on the public, all of that is disappearing.

    We should be very concerned about that and we should fight to get those institutions back, no matter what you think of Trump.

  7. stackja

    Who are these people? They’re the very same people who missed 9/11 and who endorsed the Iraq War. They’re the same people who illegally spied on American citizens for years. Those people.

    In the final days before we vote, they’re not even bothering to hide what they’re doing or their methods. Senior figures in our vast national security state are working in concert with the Democratic Party to get Joe Biden elected. That sounds nutty even to say out loud. But it’s not nutty. It’s happening. They’re showing us what they’re doing. Here’s what Sen. Chris Murphy, D-Conn., a thuggish party hack who has been in politics since he was 25 years old, told CNN Tuesday.

    MURPHY: I can confirm that their campaign of misinformation and propaganda and interference is bigger, it’s broader, and it’s more problematic than it was in 2016 … because the Russians this time around have decided to cultivate U.S. citizens as assets. They are attempting to try to spread their propaganda in the mainstream media rather than just relying on, you know, bots and Facebook posts, as they largely were four years ago. And they’ve been successful. You know, Rudy Giuliani is effectively a Russian asset at this point.

  8. Professor Fred Lenin

    How clever are the Dmocrims , you want to get rid of Trump so you pick a demented ancient time server ,who is as scriminal as the Clintons and Obama and expect to get away with it by ignoring it when his drug addled son blows it into public view . And these people want to run the country ?
    GOD HELP AMERICA ,if these criminals get into power .

  9. Professor Fred Lenin

    When I was young in Melbourne there used to be milk bars which sold malted milks ,it was milk ,fruit flavouring and a scoop of ice cream mixed and served in a tall container ,about 10 or 15 cents I think , they were niceto drink if you liked milk .

  10. Arnost

    Mere bagatelles. Tiny amounts, unimportant, barely over eight maybe nine figures.

    But Trump had an account in China!!!

  11. Scott Osmond

    “OMG! Karen!” “Yes Becky?” “did you hear that nasty orange man ordered malts during an intelligence meeting!!?” “OMG!!” Yes, the great and good, those who claim to be our intellectual and moral superiors have nothing left except to behave like gossiping high school girls. TOP MEN!

  12. Gerry

    They just can’t cope with him not being “one of them” … it’s his biggest strength

  13. nb

    Russia hoax. Fine people hoax. Impeachment hoax. Biden payola. Hilary emails. MSM collusion. New tech collusion. Epstein. Seth Rich.
    v.
    Maltgate.
    I confess: I’d have had one. Guilty. Delicious!

  14. mh

    Emma-Jo Morris
    @EmmaJoNYC
    7 days have passed since the Post published the first story in our Hunter Biden laptop exposé. We still cannot access @nypost Twitter account, despite @jack’s apology.

    9:11 PM · Oct 21, 2020·

  15. BlokeInAShed

    Back when I was growing up in Aus there were malt flavoured Big M’s. That’s the Big M’s that had the advertising campaign with the milk spillage over knockers.

  16. Zatara

    Easy chocolate malted recipe.

    5-6 scoops vanilla or chocolate ice cream
    1 3/4 cups cold milk
    1/2 cup chocolate syrup
    3 1/2 tbl spoons instant malted milk powder

    Dump into a blender and blend until combined, do not over-blend.
    Variations might contain pecans or my fave – a good slug of rum.

  17. Mother Lode

    I think it shows an irrepressible style: After two decades of protracted conflict and twenty years of watching coffins draped with American flags rolling off the backs of planes Presidents have in grave tones have assured their people that they must stay until the work is done – which always seems almost within reach.

    Then Trump comes in, orders a malt, and decides to get the troops out.

    People complain that he is not ‘Presidential’, but what they mean by that is style. Appearing on TV to give elevated speeches in bespoke Tom Ford suits while their economies crumble, cities awash with crime that spills over into the suburbs, each and every person denied freedoms in the name of each and every other person, the family collapsing, and an endless layering of guilt upon people who have never had the power to do that of which they are accused.

    ‘Presidential’ can sod off. And all the people who appeal to it.

  18. Mother Lode

    The story is sourced from three unnamed attendees

    Of course they are unnamed.

    Just like the scoop about Trump calling service men and women losers. Eventually all the people in attendance at the meeting said they never heard such a thing. Not only unnamed attendees they seem to have been unattending attendees.

    But all of this suspiciously close to footage being leaked of Biden addressing troops and calling them ‘Stupid bastards’.

  19. Frank

    Only one crucial detail is missing: how many of the “august group” ordered a malt?

    It would probably be classified.

  20. OldOzzie

    Professor Fred Lenin
    #3627756, posted on October 21, 2020 at 8:58 pm
    When I was young in Melbourne there used to be milk bars which sold malted milks ,it was milk ,fruit flavouring and a scoop of ice cream mixed and served in a tall container ,about 10 or 15 cents I think , they were nice to drink if you liked milk .

    In early 50s my best mate at St Joseph’s Neutral Bay School, his parents ran the Milk Bar attached to Neutral Bay Wharf and lived on premises.

    Having a sleepover at the Milk Bar was a real treat – we would get up early before the shop opened and make ourselves Malted Chocolate Milkshakes, spooning in lots of Malt, Chocolate Syrup, Ice Cream, Milk and then use the Pro Milkshake Mixer – Yuuuum.

  21. Tel

    These Anonymous Sauces don’t taste as good as they used to do.

    I think the recipe might have changed.

  22. Dusty

    They’re throwing a tantrum over him ordering a fucking drink during a meeting. Pathetic.

  23. Frank

    They’re throwing a tantrum over him ordering a fucking drink during a meeting.

    CNN threw a tantrum because he got two scoops of ice cream at a dinner when everyone else only got one. Hence the Donny Two Scoops moniker.

  24. covid ate my homework

    In early 50s my best mate at St Joseph’s Neutral Bay School, his parents ran the Milk Bar attached to Neutral Bay Wharf and lived on premises.

    Having a sleepover at the Milk Bar was a real treat – we would get up early before the shop opened and make ourselves Malted Chocolate Milkshakes, spooning in lots of Malt, Chocolate Syrup, Ice Cream, Milk and then use the Pro Milkshake Mixer – Yuuuum.

    I’d give up my retirement fund to experience that one more time.

  25. Lenore Higbee

    Let me see.. Biden made deals with communists and enriched himself and his family, selling out our country, BUT Trump ordered malteds all around…correct? WHAT is wrong with you people??? OMG you can’t be real, or you’re really really stupid and/or corrupt. I will take a malteds over treachery any day.

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