Don’t ask how he mistook his sister-in-law for his wife

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21 Responses to Don’t ask how he mistook his sister-in-law for his wife

  1. Spurgeon Monkfish III says:

    he used to smoke parmesan cheese because it resembled crack

    As one does. I occasionally enjoy snorting a line of laundry powder (or two).

  2. H B Bear says:

    What does he put on his spag bol?

  3. Shy Ted says:

    Co on, pull the other one.

  4. Mar M says:

    Pro-Tip: When cutting the cheese, one should be wary of naked flames.

  5. Mother Lode says:

    I think he is being a little disingenuous here.

    With all the stuff he has no recollection of I would guess it was not parmesan, but Swiss cheese.

    God knows what dairy products his Dad has been putting in his crack pipe that it makes Hunter look like an intellectual colossus.

  6. Tintarella di Luna says:

    My daughter-in-law makes what I call vegan crack — nutritional yeast, plus ground chilli = vegan crack — texture of parmesan cheese+ground chilli

  7. JohnJJJ says:

    You can bet the human behavior stylists have a word for the humanising of evil. So you get the drug corrupt bidenboy, then throw in equal mix of pathos, apologies, forgetfulness and the look of a confused cute labradoodle.
    aawwww, poor fella.
    Works every time.

  8. candy says:

    I reckon he smoked something before the interview. His eyes look strange.

  9. Mother Lode says:

    I reckon he smoked something before the interview. His eyes look strange.

    Early onset Joementia?

  10. Warwick says:

    JohnJJJ says:
    April 7, 2021 at 11:29 am
    You can bet the human behavior stylists have a word for the humanising of evil. So you get the drug corrupt bidenboy, then throw in equal mix of pathos, apologies, ……………

    Spot on with your thoughts here. It is a preemptive PR strike. I watched the story with my mother last night on the ABC. Very ” poor addict used by evil right wingers to boost Trump”. Uncle Joe portrayed as a loving, decent father and family man.

    Miranda Devines new book on the sordid laptop about to be released. I think they running ahead of that.

  11. candy says:

    Early onset Joementia?

    Possibly. But evasive and putting up a blank shiny look to hide truth. Maybe his pupils have gone into pinpricks, hard to tell.

  12. Frank says:

    His eyes look strange.

    Probably dosed on oxycontin so that he can appear calm for the interview. As for the smoking cheese, what a load of crap. They got Oprah’s people onto redeeming him but it won’t work on anyone but the credulous. The press will go with it though.

  13. Dot says:

    Nate Dogg chimes in:

    “Smoke cheese every day”

    “Holdup”

  14. JohnJJJ says:

    Warwick says:
    April 7, 2021 at 11:47 am
    It is a preemptive PR strike.

    Everything, I mean everything in the press is a preemptive strike. The US ( and us) is full of PR companies that offer the service with stylists, psychologist, behavioural therapists, body language experts all on staff. No one should react to these stories. Rather examine the method of manipulation. Bidenboy would have been trained down to when to blink.

  15. Aynsley Kellow says:

    His eyes look strange.

    So do Joes. Compare the bags under his eyes when he was V-P with now. Definitely had work to go with the hair transplant. The latter was not botched like Trumps. Both remind me of the Clive James aphorism that it you cannot trust a man to be honest about what’s happening on top of his head, why should you believe him about anything else.

    I’m not sure where that leaves Boris. I expect to see birds nesting in his.

  16. Spurgeon Monkfish III says:

    the hair transplant. The latter was not botched like Trumps

    So Geriatric Joe was known for decades as “Plugs Biden” why exactly?

  17. stevem says:

    Warwick says:
    April 7, 2021 at 11:47 am
    It is a preemptive PR strike.

    Sadly it’s not. He’s out spruiking his autobiography! Once again out profiteering from daddies position.

  18. Ƶĩppʯ (ȊꞪꞨV) says:

    he means dick cheese, too much crack for one so young and stupid

  19. ProfessorFred Lenin says:

    His paedo dad has proven he can still sniff females while wearing a mask ,Fauci will be pleased , or will he ? He should be wearing two masks perhaps , still it might interferewith his sniffing .

  20. Aynsley:

    Both remind me of the Clive James aphorism that it you cannot trust a man to be honest about what’s happening on top of his head, why should you believe him about anything else.

    Brilliant!
    Straight to the poolroom.

  21. Up The Workers! says:

    Some family…the son, Paedo Hunter mistakes his sister-in-law for his own wife, while the father, Silly Old Paedo-Joe mistakes his own sister for his wife.

    Doesn’t it inspire confidence that this is the same Dementiacrat crack-head family of cheats, crooks and liars whose “Big Guy”, Mr. 10%, has his shaky, senile Octogenarian finger on the “Big Red Button”.

    I hope he can better distinguish that button from the lavatory-flush button, than he can distinguish his own wife from his sister.

    Just as well these are the absolute top “Brains” of the Dementiacrat Party.

    God knows what things would be like if we’d been lumbered with one of their common-or-garden-variety village idiots!

    Politicians, like babies nappies, should be changed frequently – and for exactly the same reason!

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