Open Forum: April 24, 2021

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  1. Knuckle Dragger says:

    Heading round to Brih-neee’s shortly with a four pack of Island Coolers.

    Lock it in. Solid 6 though. Wouldn’t throw rocks at it in ten years – the bingo wings are coming out already.

  2. Knuckle Dragger says:

    Page win! Last of the thread!

  3. TailgunneR says:

    Why isn’t there a Bottom of the Page medal?
    Fkn

  4. Knuckle Dragger says:

    ‘Joe Biden likes spas’

    Gold.

  5. TailgunneR says:

    Lynchy!!
    🤣🤣

  6. TailgunneR says:

    Briony?
    That was evil x’s name.
    Bad juju!

  7. TailgunneR says:

    Island Cooler?
    Quality!
    Can you even buy them anymore?

  8. Bruce of Newcastle says:

    Numbers – Realistic. We already know Covid causes male infertility. We don’t yet know if that is permanent or if, as seems likely, we males recover. Not much in the news about this. Furthermore as we’ve seen Covid causes blood clots, and the vaccines which are designed to mimic the receptors Covid uses – they also cause blood clots. Hence the infertility thing is not beyond the realms of conjecture.

  9. TailgunneR says:

    We already know Covid causes male infertility
    Really?
    Tell me again how the Coof isn’t a bio-weapon.

  10. TailgunneR says:

    Get on the Doggies at the line now, phone bets only, thanks.

  11. Black Ball says:

    Fuck me dead do you think Treloar is relishing being released from the yoke of Buckley? Buckley won’t see the year out whereas Treloar is looking at a flag. Well done Nafan 🤦

  12. Black Ball says:

    Correct Gunner. I will go 7 goals plus

  13. egg_ says:

    The revenge actions against those making it compulsory could be vicious, hanging from lampposts and heads on pikes of politicians and medical officers might be the least of it.

    Scummo and Murphy hanging in a tree… tra la la…

    /NADT

  14. Perfidious Albino says:

    On the shelf next to the Wild Peach and West Coast, Gunner…

  15. Black Ball says:

    Gunner, I am interested in the following multi:
    Rioli minus 10 possessions
    Bullflogs plus 42 points
    McCrae plus 35 disposals
    Treloar plus 30 disposals
    Riewoldt to soon to the umpires after each quarter
    King Carey to insert himself into most of the commentary

  16. Black Ball says:

    Sook to the umpires. Fark

  17. TailgunneR says:

    Rioli minus 10 possessions
    Lol, I’ll have a look at the Player Disposal lists 🤣🤣
    He’s hot&cold, that kid.

  18. TailgunneR says:

    West Coast,
    Date rope, old school.
    🤣🤣
    What was even in these “coolers”?
    Wine&soda?

  19. Farmer Gez says:

    Jeez boys you’re talking about footy.
    Haven’t you got a soup recipe?

  20. Bruce of Newcastle says:

    Really?
    Tell me again how the Coof isn’t a bio-weapon.

    Yeah.

    COVID-19 could cause male infertility – new Israeli study (JPost, 7 Oct)

    Been a number of studies since. Although I think it isn’t a real issue it’ll give me an excuse to reread “Twilight of Briarius” and “Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang” again! Both are fun stories on this topic. I’ve never bothered to watch Children of Men.

  21. TailgunneR says:

    Up&coming Gunner got pissed on Vodka& passionfruit UDL’s, BITD.
    4 did the trick. And then I was hooked?
    Fme
    🤣

  22. MatrixTransform says:

    Haven’t you got a soup recipe?

    I’m wearing an apron right now

    at least it’s denim

  23. TailgunneR says:

    Geez, as always, add extra Bidens.

  24. Black Ball says:

    My apron has the obligatory set of norgs

  25. TailgunneR says:

    at least it’s denim
    Stop that – it’s like gypsum to some on this blog.
    Hi, Stimpson!

  26. TailgunneR says:

    obligatory set of norgs


    Fk off, im crying here!
    😅😅😅
    That’s hilarious

  27. MatrixTransform says:

    the obligatory set of norgs

    excellent behaviour

  28. TailgunneR says:

    Dogs by 5 goals already?
    Lol, Tigers looking very average.
    Dusty?
    Where the hell are you, man?
    C’mon

  29. TailgunneR says:

    Sorry Geez ..I mean Gez.
    😃👍

  30. TailgunneR says:

    Lynchy!!
    He’ll kick this.

  31. TailgunneR says:

    Nope, he’s fkd it.

  32. MatrixTransform says:

    The missus is excited
    Deniliquin in the news
    Apparently all the doctors at the hospital are ready to quit because, reasons.

    good for the funeral business though

  33. Leigh Lowe says:

    Farmer Gez says:

    April 30, 2021 at 8:28 pm

    Jeez boys you’re talking about footy.
    Haven’t you got a soup recipe?

    Tin of Big Red tomato.
    Can opener.
    Microwave two minutes.
    Now back to the football.

  34. Farmer Gez says:

    My favourite soup recipes.
    The one my Mum used to make.
    The one my wife makes.

  35. thefrollickingmole says:

    Leigh

    Please tell me you at least cut the toast into soldiers for the soup.

  36. MatrixTransform says:

    Microwave two minutes.

    don’t make me post a recipe for toast

  37. TailgunneR says:

    Tin of Big Red tomato.
    Only with fresh bread pieces in it .
    Or GTFO

  38. egg_ says:

    Amazing, a woman gets pissed, gets into a ministers office & has a shag, claims rope, no one charged & gets a meeting with the PM.
    This PM is as bad as trumble if not worse, the western world is going to hell in a hand basket.

    Scummo just bent over for a pineapple.

  39. thefrollickingmole says:

    Arkys wife puts the fan in the microwave.
    Unopened.

  40. thefrollickingmole says:

    Can spellwrecker can .

  41. Leigh Lowe says:

    thefrollickingmole says:

    April 30, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    Leigh

    Please tell me you at least cut the toast into soldiers for the soup.

    Yep.
    Mandatory.
    If I am feeling all French and fancy I do croutons.

  42. egg_ says:

    Throwing a potato in soup is never a bad idea. I find it helps both pumpkin and pea & ham soup, as does a carrot or two with the pumpkin. Soup season is nearly upon us.

    Ramen dried noodles are great for making up a concoction – featured on Adam Liaw’s The Cook Up on SBS Food at the moment.

  43. TailgunneR says:

    If I am feeling all French and fancy
    No wonder you hung at the Imperial instead of getting amongst it on the Steps!
    😃🤣

  44. Farmer Gez says:

    If I am feeling all French and fancy I do croutons.

    French?
    I’m sorry old boy but that simply won’t do.
    Step outside with the Webley and do the right thing.

  45. TailgunneR says:

    One of my gal’s just told me she always brings electrical tape and popping candy with her when she comes over.
    Lol, I’ve always loved firsts!
    #Harlots

  46. Leigh Lowe says:

    No wonder you hung at the Imperial instead of getting amongst it on the Steps!

    Speaking of bringing down a Gummint, where is Dan?
    No touching reports of his recovery.
    Nothing.
    Are the rumours true?

  47. TailgunneR says:

    I’ve never seen either item on the workbench, by the way.
    Lazy or busy?
    🤔

  48. thefrollickingmole says:

    Tell her it’s a gaffa tape Brazilian/ sack and crack or the deals off.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V3XAeg3B0To

  49. TailgunneR says:

    Speaking of bringing down a Gummint,
    Shut up, at least I tried.
    With 96 other extremist martyrs.
    😕
    #revilutuon?

  50. Leigh Lowe says:

    I’m sorry old boy but that simply won’t do.
    Step outside with the Webley and do the right thing.

    Sacred blue!!

  51. Leigh Lowe says:

    Speaking of bringing down a Gummint,
    Shut up, at least I tried.
    With 96 other extremist martyrs.

    While you were waving and shouting I was figuring out how to push people down stairs.

  52. Farmer Gez says:

    TailgunneR says:
    April 30, 2021 at 9:07 pm
    I’ve never seen either item on the workbench, by the way.
    Lazy or busy?

    🤔

    Are you sure you’re her first stop?

  53. TailgunneR says:

    Tell me Dan hasn’t been disappeared.
    His “wife” is a dude.
    Who TF is ruling us?
    Putin/Orban starts looking better?
    Sheeeit
    Here we go

  54. old bloke says:

    Lodger from Oz says:
    April 30, 2021 at 3:08 pm

    Thanks Mitch M and Lysander.

    Interesting about the genetic link. 25,000 years of parallel history yet they seem so diverse culturally eg accommodation in long hut vs humpy. Perhaps environmental factors and addition of melanesian bloodline and/or culture.

    The Phoenicians bought slaves here from North Africa and the Indus Valley for their mining operations, hence freed slaves would have settled alongside whoever was here prior to them. The Australian Aboriginal has DNA links with both Africa and India, which indicates connections to the Phoenician slaves.

    Phoenicia means the whole Mediterranean east coast, and the Israelite tribes occupied the entire coast, from Gaza to southern Anatolia. They merged with the Canaanites who remained in the land of Israel after Joshua arrived, in particular in the cities of Tyre and Sidon, and they became a major sea power, particularly during the reign of Solomon.

    Israel, though only small in land size, has access to two oceans; the Atlantic via the Mediterranean, and the Indian Ocean via the Red Sea from their port at Eilat. Archaeologists have found the remains of a primitive blast furnace near Eilat, so they were importing iron ore from Brazil, (which is the [email protected] name for Iron), and also from somewhere in the Indian Ocean.

    Phoenicians in Australia (Sinim).

  55. TailgunneR says:

    Straya
    😒
    We have to burn it to the ground now, and then do the Phoenix.
    What would an infrantyman in Tobruk do?
    Haha.
    It’s gonna get messy!

  56. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha says:

    Jamie Walker
    AN HOUR AGO | 7.45pm
    Campbell Newman’s comeback to the LNP

    Former Queensland premier Campbell Newman has made a stunning comeback to the Liberal National Party with his election on Friday to the powerful organisational post of trustee.

    The man who won one of the biggest election victories in political history in 2012 and then lost government and his own seat barely three years later has been given the job of protecting and building the party’s $40m in cash and assets.

    Mr Newman declined to comment when contacted by The Australian.

    But LNP acting president Cynthia Hardy said: “Campbell is a successful investment and property manager, and he will bring significant skill and experience to the LNP’s investment portfolio.

    “As Lord Mayor, he established the City of Brisbane Investment Corporation, which has now grown to be worth more than $300 million. As Premier he started the long and difficult job of reversing Labor’s economic vandalism in Queensland.

    “He will give great impetus to our fundraising and asset-building. Labor will complain and criticise, as they always do, but the LNP will be much better off for his contribution.”

    Mr Newman was installed as one of the party’s three trustees at a state executive meeting in Brisbane attended by Defence Minister Peter Dutton, Agriculture Minister David Littleproud and former deputy state opposition leader Tim Mander.

  57. TailgunneR says:

    The Phoenicians
    Ancient knowledge SNAP!
    Phoenix -Phonecianists, what are the odds??

  58. TailgunneR says:

    Would a grass-roots, revolutionary movement consider shooting the mayor’s first?

  59. TailgunneR says:

    Asking for a friend

  60. Black Bal says:

    Good old Deni.
    Much history in that area and Jerilderie. I noted during the response to the cough that the park across the Grand Hotel was getting a facelift. Indeed, I believe the hotel itself. Very busy town.
    As for my multi, rip that ticket to shreds

  61. Snoopy says:

    Someone to dream about, Gunner. Thank me later.

  62. Black Bal says:

    Seems I have been smited

  63. Black Ball says:

    Rip my ticket to shreds

  64. 132andBush says:

    Brittany looking as though she’s in a good paddock.
    Fat score three/four already.

  65. Bruce of Newcastle says:

    No soup for you! A story in four photos:

    First the anticipation!
    Second the activation.

  66. Bruce of Newcastle says:

    Third the exasperation.
    Fourth the satisfaction!

    I really needed three arms for this attempt, but amazingly I only took 4 photos and they came out not too badly. She’s a babe, didn’t even scratch my hand despite claws like razors.

  67. egg_ says:

    Brittany porking out like her pudgy partner?

  68. Farmer Gez says:

    TailgunneR says:
    April 30, 2021 at 9:12 pm
    Tell me Dan hasn’t been disappeared.
    His “wife” is a dude.
    Who TF is ruling us?

    It’s midget.
    https://www.google.com/search?q=james+merlino&rlz=1CDGOYI_enAU914AU914&oq=hsnes+metlino&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.8528j0j7&hl=en-GB&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgdii=SnOm2O8766bpNM&imgrc=c08jV6-Ft4RJGM:&ip=1

  69. Black Ball says:

    FMD Snoopy. Look at the sourness.

  70. Cassie of Sydney says:

    “Brittany Higgins meets Scott Morrison: ‘he acknowledged the system had let me down’”

    The only person who let Brittany down was Brittany.

  71. Farmer Gez says:

    The Dogs only down by a point.

  72. Rockdoctor says:

    Matrix, not good on the hospital but LOL on the area. Spent or mispent some of my youth at B&S’s around Deni, Hay & Conargo. Good times, good times

  73. MatrixTransform says:

    Are the rumours true?

    This time, Trotsky got Stalin

  74. Rex Anger says:

    Brittany has a pimple on her chin

    She could be my new squeeze…

  75. BrettW says:

    Interesting article over at American Thinker about court case involving Proect Veritas v NY Times.

    Concerns Veritas video expose of ballot harvesting in MN weeks before the election. NY article attacked the integrity of the expose without conducting their own inquiries. The article was then used by others and big tech to support the case that the ballot harvesting story was not true.

    Project Vertas Pulled Some Stunning Admissions Out of the New York Times

  76. TailgunneR says:

    Three quarter time, where’s Tiger?
    Dogs will kick 10 in the final quarter.

  77. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha says:

    The only person who let Brittany down was Brittany.

    She does seem to be struggling to come to terms with that, yes.

  78. Bruce of Newcastle says:

    She does seem to be struggling to come to terms with that, yes.

    Given how fast her bank balance has been multiplying I suspect she won’t have too much of a struggle with that Zulu.

    Brittany Higgins signs book deal worth a rumoured $250,000 (14 Apr)

  79. Black Ball says:

    Hard to kick 10 in the final quarter when they have kicked 6 in the previous 3. Doesn’t help when the overrated Bont turns it over. Hunter is unsurpassed in that area

  80. BrettW says:
    April 30, 2021 at 9:45 pm
    Interesting article over at American Thinker about court case involving Proect Veritas v NY Times.

    Thank you BrettW – I’ll pop over & have a squiz.

  81. Black Ball says:

    Brittany’s future is assured. Advance for a book that will sell 69 copies. A future star of the book festival circuit as well as Q&A sessions on their ABC. A general talking head on that odious channel. Good times

  82. feelthebern says:

    No Tino, no Titans.
    With no Tino doing the hard stuff, Fafita is shown to be the lazy prick he is.
    Payne Haas had the most hit ups, again.
    He’ll go well when he’s a Rooster.

  83. egg_ says:

    Brittany Higgins signs book deal worth a rumoured $250,000 (14 Apr)

    One Flew Root Over the Cuckoo’s Minister’s Nest Desk?

  84. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha says:

    Brittany’s future is assured.

    I’m betting on being parachuted into the Senate to fill a casual Greens vacancy.

  85. Leigh Lowe says:

    TailgunneR says:

    April 30, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    Three quarter time, where’s Tiger?
    Dogs will kick 10 in the final quarter

    Fake news.

  86. Cassie of Sydney says:

    I note that no charges have been laid against the male Brittany accuses of waping her.

  87. feelthebern says:

    Nicole Kidman is going to play Lucille Ball in an upcoming biopic.
    I don’t think many are ready to see Nicole Kidman getting beaten up daily by whoever plays Desi.

  88. JC says:

    I note that no charges have been laid against the male Brittany accuses of waping her.

    And both the PM and the leader of the opposition are going to see her.

  89. miltonf says:

    I would say Higgins would typify most ‘advisors’ in that bland, uninspiring abomination in Canbra. This is part of the reason that the country is in such serious trouble.

  90. JC says:

    I don’t think many are ready to see Nicole Kidman getting beaten up daily by whoever plays Desi.

    Did he ?

  91. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha says:

    I note that no charges have been laid against the male Brittany accuses of waping her.

    Police investigation still underway.

  92. miltonf says:

    Entitled, unqualified, ignorant of how the real economy works, contemptuous of the tax payers who fund their decadent existence.

  93. feelthebern says:

    Sure did JC.
    Yet she fought for his acting & producing jobs.
    Nuts.

  94. Leigh Lowe says:

    JC says:

    April 30, 2021 at 10:17 pm

    I note that no charges have been laid against the male Brittany accuses of waping her.

    And both the PM and the leader of the opposition are going to see her.

    Exactly.
    If ScoMo was going to meet her (he shouldn’t have BTW) he should have insisted that it only happen after she has made her statement to the Plod.
    Just to ensure there can be no suggestion of interference with her statement, you understand.
    The meeting would never have happened.

  95. feelthebern says:

    Desi was the first real Hispanic headliner in the Hollywood.
    All because of his missus.
    Who he beat the shit out of.

  96. Zulu Kilo Two Alpha says:

    The meeting would never have happened.

    Albo has already described her as “courageous.”

  97. Leigh Lowe says:

    What sort of fucking idiot is Warren Enstch?
    Apparently he thinks the desk wanker dude is A-OK.
    He isn’t in the (ahem) “Pyne faction” is he?

  98. miltonf says:

    So was she a pal of Reynolds?

  99. min says:

    He said ,She said is not evidence , noWitnesses . So what can they charge Brittany’s colleague with? Poor choice lack of personal responsibility and certainly has not cleaned his room.

  100. Black Ball says:

    Are Albo and SloMo going to meet her at the same time? This be the only way to have her voice heard (again) with absolutely no gamesmanship by these fuckwits

  101. Mark A says:

    feelthebern says:
    April 30, 2021 at 10:15 pm

    I must have missed the beating the “shit out” He was a drunk for sure but the ‘violence’ was mental not physical, according to her many interviews, or as I said I must have missed the ones where she mentioned it.

    Anyways she was a great businesswoman and a so-so comedienne.

  102. jupes says:

    He isn’t in the (ahem) “Pyne faction” is he?

    I reckon so.

    One of the Coalition’s leading advocates for marriage equality, Warren Entsch, has called on the prime minister, Malcolm Turnbull, to hold a plebiscite as soon as possible to prevent “extreme views” hampering the social change.

  103. The Barking Toad says:

    You won’t be buying her book?

    It can write?

  104. Leigh Lowe says:

    I reckon so.

    One of the Coalition’s leading advocates for marriage equality, Warren Entsch,

    Goat photos?
    Suddenly, out of the blue, an LNP MP breaks ranks to defend a dirty foggat who jerked off on to a female MP’s desk.
    Now why would he do that?

  105. What sort of fucking idiot is Warren Enstch?
    Apparently he thinks the desk wanker dude is A-OK.
    He isn’t in the (ahem) “Pyne faction” is he?

    Mr Entsch has always worn flamboyant clothing and footwear.
    He has a necklace around his neck.
    He has an earring (in one ear only)

  106. Leigh Lowe says:

    Mr Entsch has always worn flamboyant clothing and footwear.
    He has a necklace around his neck.
    He has an earring (in one ear only)

    Anything on the record about jars of mussels?

  107. Rockdoctor says:

    What sort of fucking idiot is Warren Enstch?

    Agree completely. Liechardt however is traditionally an ALP seat. Enstch has held it for quite a spell and is playing to his base. Otherwise it would be like the NT seats solidly ALP because of the inhabitants dependence on sitdown money and the victim culture…

  108. dover_beach says:

    marriage equality

    It was by these small steps ‘Newspeak’ took hold.

  109. mh says:

    I bet Warren has had some rough trade on his office desk.

  110. I bet Warren has had some rough trade on his office desk.

    It’d have to be a robust desk. Warren has a gut the size of a 44-gallon drum.
    The bloke would be 5 or 6 Magda’s in size. Heck, his jowls & neck would near weigh as much as her.

  111. Dr Faustus says:

    It was by these small steps ‘Newspeak’ took hold.

    In so many ways.
    Trivialised as ‘culture wars’, as though this was simply a popular opinion taken off the reservation by extremists.

  112. slackster says:

    Speaking of the missing Vic Premier

    It wouldn’t be ethical if someone released pics of a wheelchair bound man crying as he failed to walk in rehab would it.

  113. mh says:

    Tulsi Gabbard 🌺
    @TulsiGabbard
    ·
    12h
    The personal attacks against Senator Tim Scott were despicable. We need to discuss and debate issues fairly and with respect. This is the spirit of aloha.

    Tulsi, you should leave the Democratic Party.
    It’s full of twats who want blacks kept dumb and violent.

  114. Dr Faustus says:

    The personal attacks against Senator Tim Scott were despicable. We need to discuss and debate issues fairly and with respect. This is the spirit of aloha.

    Translation: Tim Scott needs to get his shit together and reach across the aisle.

  115. Knuckle Dragger says:

    I knew it. Wiki:

    ‘Entsch was born in Babinda, Queensland and served in the Royal Australian Air Force 1969–78.’

  116. Zyconoclast says:

    I bet Warren has had some rough trade on his office desk.

    Splinters?
    Knotholes?

  117. egg_ says:

    Dice:

    The Mask Madness Is Even Worse Than You Thought

    Twas in my youtube suggestions – ferking hilarious!

  118. Elizabeth (Lizzie) Beare says:

    Waiting for my dance class to start so haven’t read back thread much, but thanks Ms Doolittle for Doc’s thoughts on cultural evolutionary anthropology right up to electrickery on site her last nite, again just a quick look as we got home late. I will have to catch up with the ensuing discussion later. Great to see Vietnam not hogging the thread and discussion thus ranging widely.

  119. Calli:

    To get through all the sh*t in life and stay sane, one has to have a pretty strong mental protection reflex.
    Some of us have been victims of some crime or other. Others have had to face financial or relationship ruin. And all of us have to deal with grief at some stage. If these things become burdensome, then it’s best to look for professional assistance. That way one can get on with making the most of what’s left of life.

    The world is an unfair and often cruel place. This is not news to anyone here.

    How’s da grammar? Do I get a stamp or a star? 😊

    There’s a reason I read everything you post, Calli.*
    Da Gramma is good! You earn a Green Elephant Stamp.
    *Apart from my obsessive/compulsive nature…

  120. Kaysee:
    I watched that entire video waiting to see if they came up with a bong…

  121. Arky:
    Perhaps you might like to get a set of non rusted feeler gauges?
    In this case, you can blame the tools!
    Shall we open a gofundme page?

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