Reigning Cats & Dogs

BY any measure this was a red-letter week for the United States. The increasingly corpse-like Joe Biden squandered Donald Trump’s tranquillitas ordinis by losing control of the Middle East and the Strait of Hormuz, having already lost control of America’s southern border – to say nothing of his own neural pathways. According to reports, drug cartels are now setting up bases inside the US. The week also featured a massive cyber-terrorist strike on a newly inflation-stalked economy by an allegedly Russian ransomware gang. Fuel supply lines were disabled, causing chaos across several states and encouraging more of the same from the country’s enemies. White House spokeswoman Jen Psaki yawned away the attack by saying it was only “on a private-sector company.” Democrats were completely uninterested in Russian sabotage that actually occurred.

For what was billed as a round-up of this eventful week, the ABC’s North America correspondent (and Catallaxy favourite) Emily Olson filed 40 paragraphs – the first 21 of which were a lionisation of Liz Cheney. Olsen – who formerly predicted bigger things for Andrew Cuomo – predicts equally imposing ones for the cashiered warmonger: “The Lincoln Project — which raised a whopping $90 million during the 2020 election cycle — showed what an anti-Trump conservative voice can do,” she writes. Not to mention how many boys it can rape. There follows 14 paragraphs on vaccination and jockeying for November’s New York mayoralty election.

Finally, Olsen gets to the White House. Here is the entirety of her Biden analysis:

Breaking the internet

One of the first promises made by White House press secretary Jen Psaki was that when the Biden’s adopted a cat, it would “break the internet”.

Since then, it’s been a little quiet on the feline front, while one of the Biden’s dogs, Major, has attracted some … ruff … headlines (sorry).

Well, now we’ve got an update on the cat, courtesy of the First Lady. In an interview with NBC, Jill Biden said the cat, a female, is “waiting in the wings”.

She also revealed that while he was away from the White House recently, Major spent time in a shelter getting familiar with cats.

Asked if adopting the cat was his idea, the President flatly answered “no,” basically breaking his promise to bridge divided Americans by revealing himself as a dog person.

 
Yikes. The sycophancy – it burns. I’ll bet anyone a thousand dollars the cat isn’t white.

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37 Responses to Reigning Cats & Dogs

  1. miltonf says:

    Hard to see the US recovering for this theft enabled by violence and fraud. Happy to be proved wrong. As Latho remarked, Washington DC is up there with I Claudius or Satyricon.

    These foul degenerates like Pelosi and Bidet have been around for 50 years plus. Is this what they had planned?

  2. cuckoo says:

    Incredibly, SBS actually got a little snarky with Gropey Joe during the week, because he wasn’t sufficiently onside with Hamas. They found his response to the conflict ‘lacklustre and one-sided’ presumably because it allowed some room for Israel to defend itself. Meanwhile CNNine in one story about the Israel-Gaza conflict ran, as their headline graphic, a collage showing a clearly Palestinian family (headscarf, keffiyeh) with the requisite young children wailing in terror as evil-looking jets hovered over them.

  3. miltonf says:

    Psaki would fit in very well in Canbra

  4. Kneel says:

    “I’ll bet anyone a thousand dollars the cat isn’t white.”

    Well, of course not! The white cat belongs to Dr Evil, aka Obama.
    The black one belongs to the wicked witch of the west, aka Pelosi.
    It’ll have to be tortoiseshell – that’s the “woke” thing to have, right? Black, brown and white, all mixed up in a bucket.
    No racistisms in the White BIPOC House, not even the pets.

  5. Kneel says:

    “…her Biden analysis…”

    “Joe, Joe – he’s our bloke
    If he can’t do it,
    we’ll go more woke!”

  6. Professor Fred Lenin says:

    If you aint black you aint mah cat! Demented people get attatched to cats and dogs ,still its better than the Fraud Pres molestong children . Feel sorry for the animals though .

  7. Paul says:

    Biden squandered

    You make it sound like it was an accident or something.

    You cannot rule out deliberate

    Recall the lefts motto

    destroy da joint

  8. Infidel Tiger says:

    There is deranged and then there is this:

    Jennifer ‘pro-voting’ Rubin
    @JRubinBlogger
    ·
    May 14
    Look at how admin operates: Less than 4 mos in office and masks off, vaccine on demand; enormous reduction in minors in ICE custody; pipeline problem fixed in 48 hrs. or so. There is something to be said for competence.

  9. Paul says:

    as someone on the twatter verse named the cat chairman meow

    I’m sure chyna Joe will be pleased, so to Putin and Xi

  10. miltonf says:

    Rubin exemplifies how degenerate, evil, deluded, stupid and spoilt the political-media class is. The shit show in canbra is DC writ small. Same type of poisonous let-them-eat- cake types.

  11. miltonf says:

    The Levine degenerate sums up the Bidet pyric ‘presidency’

  12. miltonf says:

    Remember this in 2016

    Hillary’s vision is a borderless world where working people have no power, no jobs, no safety.

    Now they’re getting it. Getting it bigly as a punishment.

  13. Ceres says:

    The demise of the USA happening in months. It’s a nightmare with cardboard cut out Joe not there. Have to get back the House and Senate next year or this horrible suicidal agenda will continue.

  14. Roger says:

    In what was billed as a summary of this big week in the US, the ABC’s Washington correspondent (and Catallaxy favourite) Emily Olson filed 40 paragraphs – the first 21 of which were a lionisation of Liz Cheney.

    And just like that a wealthy neo-con warmonger was a hero to the Left.

  15. miltonf says:

    That’s because the left loathes ordinary working people.

  16. Lee says:

    Far from being an objective reporter, Emily Olson is a fiercely partisan-left propagandist.
    Pretty much like the rest of the ABC.

  17. Jock says:

    Crawling and brown nosing at this elevated level takes many years of study and practice! I recall that it was said of a fellow executive of mine that if the MD stopped suddenly then we would have to retrieve the exec by pulling on his shoes.

    Olsen fits into this lofty skill set.

  18. OldOzzie says:

    Reports: Israel Lured Hamas Fighters Into Tunnels With Rumor Of Ground Invasion, Then Bombed Tunnels In Massive Airstrike

    “160 aircraft flying simultaneously conducted a massive attack on a network of tunnels dug by the Hamas terror group after ambiguous IDF statement caused media frenzy that Israel has launched ground invastion.”

    The Israeli military apparently used a brilliant deceptive maneuver to take out Hamas’s terrorist fighting force and underground tunnels — in a single blow.

    In what could only be described as killing two birds with one stone, the Israel Defense Forces on Thursday night told news reporters that the Israeli ground forces were on their way to Hamas-held Gaza.

    The news spread quickly through the mainstream media and affiliated social media accounts. Believing an Israeli ground invasion to be imminent, Hamas ordered its terrorist fighters to seek shelter in the tunnel network dug up under the Gaza city.

    What followed the Hamas mobilization was a massive wave of Israeli airstrikes — comprising of 160 aircraft — on the Gaza tunnel network with the jihadi group’s top terror brass sitting underground, right where the IDF wanted them.

  19. IainC says:

    As a former actually great President once (almost) said: “It’s moron in America!”

  20. IainC says:

    Oh yes, the cat will, of course, be neutered*.
    *Cue endless symbolic memes. One should say “spayed”, but I can see people getting into trouble if the context is micro-wrong.

  21. cuckoo says:

    In an interview with NBC, Jill Biden said the cat, a female, is “waiting in the wings”.

    His aides appear to have misunderstood when Biden declared “I wanna grab me some pussy”.

  22. Mark M says:

    Why do you ask, Twodogs …

    “The authors claim that keeping a medium size dog has the same ecological impact as driving a 4.5 litre Land cruiser 10,000k a year.

    A bigger dog such as German Shepard consumes even more – its pawprint is more like 1.1gha.

    If you are a multiple dog owner you are even in more trouble.

    Two dogs have a bigger carbon footprint than some British citizens.

    A cat needs 0.15 gha.”

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ethicalman/2009/11/time_to_eat_the_pets.html

    Please Swampy Joe, won’t somebody think of the children!

    Eat your dogs and cat for the planet.

  23. Rex Anger says:

    @ Mark M-

    The same people putting that bollocks out then had the gall to declare that children were even more damaging.

    QI sorta kinda lampooned it at the time by quipping that having a big fleet of Landcruisers driving around daily was probably better fornthe envinronment, in that case.

    They then quickly moved onto the next question before awkwardbess set in…

  24. candy says:

    I think there are some terrible things happening to the migrant children that the Democrats are hiding.
    It may never be divulged however, covered up by Pelosi and her group of ultra rich weirdo Democrats. It’s appalling.

  25. Ed Case says:

    Joe shoulda got a TomCat.
    Yeah, they do spray, but they’re nice to have around the house.
    It makes you wonder, what sorta bloke would want a neutered cat?

  26. Primer says:

    “160 aircraft flying simultaneously’
    Would you believe 10 F15’s and some spec forces with laser designators?

  27. Rex Anger says:

    Would you believe 10 F15’s and some spec forces with laser designators?

    I would.

    One strike pilot, his wingman and their backseaters carry more destructive power in their 2 jets, than an entire Strategic Bomber Group’s worth of WW2 aircraft.

    And their accuracy rate is exponentially better, too.

  28. Primer says:

    “carry more destructive power in their 2 jets, than an entire Strategic Bomber Group’s worth of WW2 aircraft.’
    I admire your enthusiasm, but for that to happen the 15’s would be carrying nukes.

  29. Ed Case says:

    Now, cat haters will say that you’ll lose a few birds, but the trick is to keep your tom cat well fed with raw beef and lamb, they like kidneys, can be taught to drink water from a dripping tap as kittens.
    Keep an eye out for wounds before abcesses form, and avoid fish.
    It breaks down into proteins the cat can’t digest, and since the cat doesn’t sweat toxins out, abcesses form.
    Also, as an Obligate Carnivore lacking an appendix, your tom cat can only digest meat.

  30. Rex Anger says:

    I admire your enthusiasm, but for that to happen the 15’s would be carrying nukes.

    Not quite.

    Precision guided munitions are focussed in their effects. You get more pounds of explosive on target per pounds dropped, than at any other point in history.

    And a single plane can carry a proportionally bigger bombload than its WW2 or even 1960s counterpart, too.

  31. Primer says:

    Yep, precision adds much value but 2 F15x’ s carry maybe just a 28,000lb bomb load each.
    A WW2 RAF Group, something like 6 Group, had 14 squadrons of Lancasters, you want to destroy a city or massed infantry the F15s don’t cut it, much less destructive power.

  32. Squirrel says:

    Well on the way to a trillion in debt and we’re spending taxpayer funds sending people to America to write about a White House cat…..?

  33. Rob says:

    Well on the way to a trillion in debt and we’re spending taxpayer funds sending people to America to write about a White House cat…..?

    You know it makes sense because the cat is far more likely to say something coherent than Biden.

  34. Amused says:

    It’ll be one of those Mexican cats and it will show up uninvited.

  35. Kneel says:

    ““The authors claim that keeping a medium size dog has the same ecological impact as driving a 4.5 litre Land cruiser 10,000k a year.

    A bigger dog such as German Shepard consumes even more – its pawprint is more like 1.1gha.”

    Awesome!
    Next time a greenie tells me I’m wrecking the planet by driving a V8, I’ll tell them I’m offsetting my emissions by killing 6 puppies every year.
    That should make them happy, eh?

  36. areff says:

    The Clintons focus-grouped ‘what sort of dog should a president have’, according to Christopher Hitchens, and went with the result, poor Buddy, when those surveyed rejected poodles. Spaniels were reckoned OK, but the White House wouldn’t go there because Bush Sr had a spaniel.

    And remember Socks, the White House cat? The Clintons produced a book for kids about their ‘beloved’ moggy. The truth was that it was kept locked in the White House basement because Hillary couldn’t stand cats — and when they departed it was foisted upon Bill’s secretary to care for thereafter.

    Such was their love for Buddy that it was allowed to roam free and run over by a Secret Service vehicle.

    No surprise Biden is a dog person. The prospect of mutual bottom-sniffing would have been just too hard to resist.

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