Ricky puts QED into a gap

If I can’t have tough conversations with my better players, I may as well coach netball.”

– While discussing what has to be said and done to revive his struggling Raiders,
Ricky Stuart implies netballers are drama queens

 
Try time!

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39 Responses to Ricky puts QED into a gap

  1. Dot says:

    Okay Liz,

    Go out and tackle Sam Backhoe and Big Mal.

  2. Dot says:

    PS

    Many people probably don’t appreciate how damned good Ricky Stuart actuallly was.

    If he played union, he’d be thought of more highly than Johnny Wilkinson.

  3. Bruce of Newcastle says:

    Ricky as half was at his best dodging and weaving through a pack.
    Hasn’t lost his touch.

  4. Rex Anger says:

    @ CL-

    I believe the appropriate response to this post is #Oof…

  5. Roger says:

    LOL.

    Well spotted, CL.

  6. Fair Shake says:

    I’d like to apologise to the netball community what I meant to say was my players were behaving like soccer players.
    I’d like to sincerely apologise to the trauma I caused to the soccer community. My players just aren’t very tough, like a bunch of lawn bowls players
    If I have caused any offence to the lawn bowls community I sincerely apologise .

    On second thoughts sod off.

  7. H B Bear says:

    Without Carlos Smearson Roy and HG would have to be cut to half an hour.

  8. ACTOldFart says:

    The way they are going so far, the Raiders probably couldn’t even do any good at netball. They are playing like a bunch of gir … Oh, never mind

  9. Nighthawk the Elder says:

    What is it with players called Liz being outraged at the drop of hat? First there was Liz Cabbage of the bouncy netball variant, losing her shit over a photo shoot for an undies company. And now Liz Ellis (any relation to Bob?) of the non bouncy netball variety, trying to stay relevant.

  10. Squirrel says:

    Must be time to get a female with a severe hairstyle and sensible shoes to coach the Raiders.

  11. Dan4eva says:

    Ffs netball is a non contact ‘sport’ played by people that you use to be able to call women. Apparently the term women is now no longer acceptable and has been replaced by chest feeding birthing persons!

  12. Dot says:

    People born with a uterus, you bigot.

  13. Herodotus says:

    Are we talking flat footed or flat chested netball?

  14. Motelier says:

    Liz needs to have a bit of a rethink. In my younger days the backline of our RL team was forced into playing netball against the ladies. The language from the ladies coach cause many of my team mates to blush.

  15. Primer says:

    Alas girls, the only question: is Ricky accurate?
    Well obviously.

  16. Des Deskperson says:

    The Raiders a bunch of violent, public-urinating thugs, protected by the club’s connections with the Canberra Labor establishment. The club’s Chairman, one Alan Hawke, is a former APS mandarin, notorious as self-promoter and a networker, an important connection when the oafs get in trouble

    Stuart may have been a brillant player and coach, but that remark, in this day and age, shows he is either extremely stupid or so poorly informed as to be illiterate.

    Despite boasting of having a ‘financial empire’, the Raiders continue to be subsided by the ACT taxpayer to the tune of around $2.5 million p.a, There is no rational case for this bribe.

  17. Clam Chowdah says:

    Oh for fuck’s sake.

    Ricky Stuart has always been a soft cock. I know this personally when he had a tantrum over an issue I was involved with a hundred years ago in the corporate world. Very sensitive about his piggy nose is Ricky.

  18. Clam Chowdah says:

    And I mean by that I am not surprised he backed down.

  19. Dot says:

    Ricky Stuart has always been a soft coq.

    🙄 Okay little buddy.

    Despite boasting of having a ‘financial empire’, the Raiders continue to be subsided by the ACT taxpayer to the tune of around $2.5 million p.a, There is no rational case for this bribe.

    They went bust after the game professionalised.

  20. Davey Boy says:

    I recall Liz Ellis being vocal about a professional netball player by the name of Maria Folau, for one corporatey woke reason or another.
    Liz is just another respect muh gender ‘name’ who can dish it out but sure can’t take it.

  21. Baa Humbug says:

    “If I can’t have tough conversations with my better players, I may as well coach netball.”

    And the netball wymynses proceeded to prove the man 100% correct by going into a fainting couch level tizzy.
    These outragologists not only lack mental and physical toughness, they lack self-awareness in equal measure. Harden da fug up ladies.

  22. Tintarella di Luna says:

    Davey Boy says:
    May 15, 2021 at 7:37 pm

    Liz Ellis has never come to terms with the fact that malicious envy is a sin.

  23. Rex Anger says:

    I recall Liz Ellis being vocal about a professional netball player by the name of Maria Folau, for one corporatey woke reason or another.
    Liz is just another respect muh gender ‘name’ who can dish it out but sure can’t take it.

    I think I once competitively built a wheelbarrow for her, when a new Bunnings opened up in Adelaide. 3/9 SAMR was doing a sausage sizzle for Legacy, and another NCO and I ended competing as ring-ins for Lizzie and a random shopper.

    I think I lost by one bolt…

  24. C.L. says:

    I recall Liz Ellis being vocal about a professional netball player by the name of Maria Folau

    Indeed.
    Ellis is a legend in her own mind.

  25. Jock says:

    My wife coaches and umpires Netball. You take on the Netball mafia at your own risk ricky (whoever you are). Why didnt you say “I might as well coach cricket”? As a Scot I have always absolutely loathed cricket since I cam to oz when I was 7. A god awful game that I am still amazed australians like!

  26. Turtle says:

    Last weekend I commented in the Oz that female high school English teachers are too busy teaching left wing propaganda to teach grammar. One response proved my point: “As a female highschool English teacher I would like to remind you that generalisation are odious.” [sic]

    Haha

  27. Perfidious Albino says:

    Ellis was a fantastic net baller in her day. Unfortunately for Liz, that was 20+ years ago. Grow up.

  28. Roger W says:

    Maybe we all need to view this video..

  29. Des Deskperson says:

    Ellis used to join Spencer and Anderson on the JJJ morning show back in the ‘oughties.

    Spencer and Anderson were always excessively pleased with themselves and their doings, but Ellis made them both look humble and self effacing by comparison.

    Ellis’s level of self intoxication used to extend to including her year 12 university entrance score – the equivalent of today’s ATAR – on her web site.

  30. twostix says:

    The boy had a football game the other night – under 14s team.

    The away team arrived and out poured the team of boys…plus a couple of obviously 18+ year old amazon women, complete with legs that could kick start a jumbo jet – as the old man used to say- posing as girls. These ‘girls’ – towering over the entire field, allegedly were there to make up the numbers as their team didn’t have enough boys that night to play otherwise.

    Anyway, some muttering and much eye rolling by parents later, game goes on – a low energy affair, the away team is getting easily beaten even with their couple of cringe bulldozer-build adult women awkwardly galloping about the field like retards. Then in the 3rd quarter we all witnessed something extraordinary, unbelievably vicious. One of the amazon women, obviously irritated by a group of awkward gangly 13 year old boys utterly humiliating her side, between plays, while walking behind one of the boys on our team – one of the smallest boys who just kind of jogs around the field doing nothing much each game, while walking behind him she shoves him in the back as hard as she can for no reason and he goes flying face down into the grass, and she keeps walking, casual as anything.

    And there’s the state of play in 2021.

    Modern female sports has brewed some incredibly nasty, nasty, ugly ‘women’. Should be banned.

  31. Buccaneer says:

    Imagine that, Ricky was on the money

  32. Roger W says:

    “One of the amazon women, obviously irritated by a group of awkward gangly 13 year old boys utterly humiliating her side, between plays, while walking behind one of the boys on our team – one of the smallest boys who just kind of jogs around the field doing nothing much each game, while walking behind him she shoves him in the back as hard as she can for no reason and he goes flying face down into the grass, and she keeps walking, casual as anything.

    And there’s the state of play in 2021.”

    And no-one did anything about it. Not even his own team-mates. Where’s an Arthur Beetson when he’s needed?
    THAT is the real crime.

  33. mh says:

    Watching the Fox NRL channel tonight, the presenters kept referring to ‘goat’, ie “who is your goat?”

    This could be very offensive to Arabs.

  34. Knuckle Dragger says:

    Dear ‘seething’ Liz Ellis:

    Netball. Is. A. Non. Contact. Sport. For. Girls.

    Fuck. Off.

  35. Snotball says:

    How many of the sheilas playing netball these days are actually blokes? Might have been a fair comparison after all ?

  36. Luke73 says:

    Maybe the pocket sized Sticky got knocked back by a tall netball chick long ago, hence the slight.

  37. Dot says:

    Luke73 says:
    May 16, 2021 at 3:26 pm
    Maybe the pocket sized Sticky got knocked back by a tall netball chick long ago, hence the slight.

    Just fuck off idiot.

  38. Knuckle Dragger says:

    Hahahaa.

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